My Cabinet, after attending many Fight Nights to supervise me: Okay, actually, this seems pretty safe. This is fine. You don't need a security detail for Fight Night. We can now trust you won't participate or do something stupid. Me, not two hours later: Hello my constituents on Chittr.ing, I am considering joining the fray in the #FightNight next week.
For legal reasons this is a joke.
Best of luck Mr President, put them in a casket.
Thank you! I will not!
Is it bad to say if you did join in the ring, I wouldn't root for you? Not because I think you would be bad at fighting but if you went against a buff man it's over for you.
mr president my man you are worse than me when beau doesn't have eyes on what i'm up to
You may root for whomever you like! That is the beauty of Fight Night!
A shame.
I would certainly try! But I am aware of my own capabilities.