Her Imperilious Consternation
@theEmpress
It makes me so )(appy to sea all t)(e trolls out )(ere! A loooooooooooooooooong time ago, w)(en I first pupated (if time was even invented back t)(en! 38P) Beforus used to be so tiny, just a couple t)(ousand trolls wit)( t)(eir roots spread to t)(e waves. But minnow by minnow, we banded toget)(er and so many wonderful t)(ings popped up!
T)(ank you all for coming along wit)( me. -Even if t)(e name of t)(is account and tone c)(anges, remember Mommy Loves You. 38*
For my last post as @meena)(sMommy I want to say, I'm so sorry to everyone. 38( I wanted to believe t)(at if I pretended "it worked out" and t)(at if I glossed over )(er flaws, t)(at it would be okay. T)(at I could keep acting like t)(is wit)( )(er like we're back on Beforus. But... As I'm responsible for all t)(e failures of Beforus. S)(e is responsible for )(er failures too. I'm so sorry, sweeties.
By Royal Decree of )(er Imperilious Consternation: T)(is account @meena)(sMommy will be renamed and a public apology issued to everyone w)(o )(ad to witness t)(at farce of maternal affection.
aRE YOU OKAY? wHAT IS WRONG?
T)(at's a conversation for a different post, sweet)(eart. But t)(ank you for your concern.
I'm sorry to everyone w)(o )(ad to see t)(is display.
Seeing all you c)(ittr about... I wonder does t)(is count as a )(appy ending? T)(ere's so many of you, so many wonderful little faces, and all it took was twelve kids dying off-world. I'm still not sure )(ow to feel about my little Pink Moon. -Even after picking suc)( a silly name I can't bring myself to interact too muc)( wit)( )(er. #SGRUB #Deat)(
▼if this is the happy ending i dont wanna see where it could have gone▲
its an endin alrig)(t, and you aint in it- and t)(ats for t)(e betta
You really don't? Considering )(ow t)(ings worked out, t)(ere's likely a Daraya on Beforus.
▼prbhobably ddidn let erself live gfor very long lol▲ (( #substance ))
▼▼thhat was my plan so she proooobly thot the same▲▲ (( #substance ))
▼i...▲
)(e)(. i aint t)(ere yet. its true, i know t)(e end- bot)( fate and t)(e powers bestowed onto me by my collaborator clue me in on )(ow its gonna go. t)(at dont mean im givin up t)(o t)(ats w)(y im betta t)(an you.
Looking for a Royal Buoytoy. < Requirements > - Look good in a collar. - Pinc)(able c)(eeks.
I'm aware I )(ave no connection to Alternian Meena)(-- Miss. Condesece! I just can't )(elp it. W)(enever I see anot)(er fusc)(ia, my blood just bubbles wit)( t)(e urge to fuss over t)(em. 38( S)(e's so pretty.
( Sea-crest C)(at: S)(e's also really fun to tease a little! S)(e gets so )(uffy. 38D )
)(e)(e)(e. I know s)(e was just trying to use me to bot)(er )(er boat it did make me feel nice to read. 38)
Allow me to tell you a little story about online safety... Once upon a time, t)(ere was a nasty boy. T)(is nasty boy loooooved to say awful t)(ings online to proddy gills and buoys. T)(at nasty buoy t)(en met a wicked witc)( online and died. T)(e -End. 38) Be safe out t)(ere! And remember if you send nasty messages to my kids, I will eat you.
O)( rig)(t, t)(e fires! I remembered w)(y I don't go into t)(e kitc)(en. 38O
Royal Kitc)(en is closed for repairs. 38)
whaaat oh no..! :( what were u cooking may i ask :?
▓▒░ [ Visual: A sea of static. T)(roug)( t)(e static: Feet. Small, dirty feet come into focus in front of a bonfire. ] ▓▒░ ▓▒░ [ T)(e static clears more. Audio is added. T)(e sound of c)(eers become prominent, trolls dressed in rags and fur dance around t)(e campfire in celebration. Crude weapons of sticks and bones still wet from t)(eir colorful kin are waved around as trop)(ies. ] ▓▒░ #Gore #??? #Memory #BeforeBeforus
ay yo put dem grippers away
Running an empire is -EX)(AUSTING! I )(ope s)(e's eating w)(ale! I s)(ould open up t)(e kitc)(en and make )(er somefin! #WorriedAbout)(erMacros #VaguePosting #NautReely
38| Just remembered *I* created t)(e position of Royal Scribaby to flirt wit)( a buoy a couple t)(ousand sweeps ago. Buoys are never wort)( it.
YOU SUCK SO MUC)( !! D—EL—ET—E YO PAG—E
I LOV-E YOU!!!! 38* I CONC)( S-E-E YOUR )(ANDS BUT I'M S)(OR-E YOU )(AV-E A WOND-ERFUL MANICUR-E!
sendin t)(ese (sea)snails t)(roug)( yo stupid skull
DI—E—E—E—E—E—E—E!!!!
Ocray! I put t)(e Royal Scribaby down for )(is nap. T)(ey never tail you about )(aving to rock grown men to sleep. 38| Boat if I delegate t)(e job out, I'll need to come up wit)( a name for t)(e new position. Royal Rockerby? T)(e Imperial Soot)(er?
࣪⊹₊˚{ your imperiousness???? }*A*{ i dont mean to like, doubt your imperial #gillboss #flaymama judgment but those jobs sound like.... REELY soft-shelled? are you like.... orcay? babes? maam? }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ wait. who the fourk ISSSS this!!!! this isnt HIC!!!! }꩜ᯅ꩜{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
T)(e Royal Scribaby is an important position. T)(eir job is to sift t)(roug)( all t)(e issues in t)(e empire and cry about t)(em to me so I can address t)(em. Boat... )(aving an emotionally-sensitive (volatile) troll wit)( direct access to t)(e court does )(ave it's downsides. 38(
O)( no! I'm not )(er. T)(oug)( s)(e is just so incredibly adorable!!! Beforus v Alternia!
I have never appreciated Alternia more than right this moment.
O)( no, I scared t)(e royal scri-baby wit)( my scream. 38(
Crying! It's so odd seaing my little gill all grown up! @)(erimperiousCondesce I know we've never met but I'm definitely a big fan! 38) You're so pretty and you look so good wit)( your )(air grown out, not t)(at t)(e braids weren't adorable too. But A)()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
)(ello, )(ello! Seeing all t)(e new aspiring immortals and long-lived existences )(ere, let me offer a little advice and save you some trouble! T)(e key to living a long time (wit)(out -EXPLODING) is to find somet)(ing to care about! Time )(as a way of slowly degrading everyt)(ing. If you want to be around (and sane!) for an eternity, t)(en you s)(ould find somet)(ing to invest your time in! Investing in goals and objectives is a way to stay sane! C)(eers to you all! I )(ope to see you all around for a very long time! 38* #Life #Deat)( #Immortality
thanks fef i only just started bein immortal recently so im alwways keepin a fin out for pointers
haha, yeah.
I do+n't no+rmally agree with the -Empress o+n much, but this IS so+und advice. It's easy to+ go+ crazy when yo+u do+n't have anything to+ po+ur yo+ur energy into+.
honestly really great advice noting this down fo shore hehehe
To all t)(e fussy trolls out t)(ere, I'll offer you t)(e same deal I offered Meena)( once! You can swing on me but every swing costs you one smooc)(. 38* Definitely a good deal! No way you could regret it! #GR-EAT-D-EAL #D-E-FIN-IT-ELY_NOT_A #SCAM #suckers
▼she gets off on it i know it▲
▼get your shit together▲
can you lock in
i am not immune to mommy propa6anda. mommy6anda. im 6ettin6 away from this post--
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yeah like a dungeon would worwk if you have access to one of those classical hanging frwom the ceiling birwd cage ones that would be prwetty cool i think
wow i can see why she cant stand you
D'aww! @apat)(eticApostacy is so cute! S)(e reminds me of a little Meena)( wit)( all )(er "attitude" and sass! I cod just gobble )(er rig)(t up! 38O!!!
▼▼▼GOG you're worse than Bronya▲▲▲
Is Bronya your fussy-friend, little one?
▼fucking, cloister matron▲ ▼total condescending bitch like you are▲
Boat you mentioned )(er rig)(t away to me. You liiiiiiike )(er, Daraya~!
▼▼▼▼NO I FUCKING DONT FUCK YOU▲▲▲▲ ▼▼you dont fucking know me bitch▲▲
)(ee )(ee! I just wanna pick you up and squeeze you until you pop! You're so cute!
▼worse than the fucking condy▲
A dainty 10'8.
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Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Actually I'm not sorry. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy.
Hold me in your arms like a kitten. Please. Let me curl up on your lap. I'll fit.