Her Imperilious Consternation
@theEmpress
sea i knew that shit was fuckin fake
You're still scared to directly address me. I'm so disappointed.
By Royal Decree of )(er Imperilious Consternation: T)(is account @meena)(sMommy will be renamed and a public apology issued to everyone w)(o )(ad to witness t)(at farce of maternal affection.
aRE YOU OKAY? wHAT IS WRONG?
T)(at's a conversation for a different post, sweet)(eart. But t)(ank you for your concern.
Seeing all you c)(ittr about... I wonder does t)(is count as a )(appy ending? T)(ere's so many of you, so many wonderful little faces, and all it took was twelve kids dying off-world. I'm still not sure )(ow to feel about my little Pink Moon. -Even after picking suc)( a silly name I can't bring myself to interact too muc)( wit)( )(er. #SGRUB #Deat)(
▼if this is the happy ending i dont wanna see where it could have gone▲
its an endin alrig)(t, and you aint in it- and t)(ats for t)(e betta
You really don't? Considering )(ow t)(ings worked out, t)(ere's likely a Daraya on Beforus.
▼prbhobably ddidn let erself live gfor very long lol▲ (( #substance ))
▼▼thhat was my plan so she proooobly thot the same▲▲ (( #substance ))
tryin on my wedding dress efin t)(o i ain’t usin it cuz t)(at s)(ip custom made and looks bomb 3B-)
PICTUR-ES PL-EAS-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E!!!!!!!!!!
3B-/ sendin pics to anybubbly except )(er
I'm aware I )(ave no connection to Alternian Meena)(-- Miss. Condesece! I just can't )(elp it. W)(enever I see anot)(er fusc)(ia, my blood just bubbles wit)( t)(e urge to fuss over t)(em. 38( S)(e's so pretty.
( Sea-crest C)(at: S)(e's also really fun to tease a little! S)(e gets so )(uffy. 38D )
reely wis)( some of y'all would b moray creative if u tryna bug oar finsalt me but waterever 3B-/
38O Did you make a different post beac)(coves I said I wouldn't post on t)(e ot)(er one?
sea
y u gaspin girl s)(ut yo blow)(ole
I was just reminded )(ow pretty you are today! 38O
3B-[
k my box is offishially closed and if you one of da creeps who didnt get no reply jinx can tell ya why
38( T)(ey s)(ould be s)(ot out a cannon into t)(e sun.
O)( rig)(t, t)(e fires! I remembered w)(y I don't go into t)(e kitc)(en. 38O
Royal Kitc)(en is closed for repairs. 38)
38| Just remembered *I* created t)(e position of Royal Scribaby to flirt wit)( a buoy a couple t)(ousand sweeps ago. Buoys are never wort)( it.
YOU SUCK SO MUC)( !! D—EL—ET—E YO PAG—E
I LOV-E YOU!!!! 38* I CONC)( S-E-E YOUR )(ANDS BUT I'M S)(OR-E YOU )(AV-E A WOND-ERFUL MANICUR-E!
sendin t)(ese (sea)snails t)(roug)( yo stupid skull
Ocray! I put t)(e Royal Scribaby down for )(is nap. T)(ey never tail you about )(aving to rock grown men to sleep. 38| Boat if I delegate t)(e job out, I'll need to come up wit)( a name for t)(e new position. Royal Rockerby? T)(e Imperial Soot)(er?
࣪⊹₊˚{ your imperiousness???? }*A*{ i dont mean to like, doubt your imperial #gillboss #flaymama judgment but those jobs sound like.... REELY soft-shelled? are you like.... orcay? babes? maam? }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ wait. who the fourk ISSSS this!!!! this isnt HIC!!!! }꩜ᯅ꩜{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
T)(e Royal Scribaby is an important position. T)(eir job is to sift t)(roug)( all t)(e issues in t)(e empire and cry about t)(em to me so I can address t)(em. Boat... )(aving an emotionally-sensitive (volatile) troll wit)( direct access to t)(e court does )(ave it's downsides. 38(
O)( no! I'm not )(er. T)(oug)( s)(e is just so incredibly adorable!!! Beforus v Alternia!