Her Imperilious Consternation
@theEmpress
𝔅𝔶 𝔇𝔢𝔠𝔯𝔢𝔢 𝔬𝔣 ℌ𝔢𝔯 ℑ𝔪𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔩𝔦𝔬𝔲𝔰 ℭ𝔬𝔫𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫: T)(is probubbly isn't anyone in prodticular's special day but I still wanna wis)( you all a )(appy Wriggling Day! T)(e world is de-fin-itively better wit)( you in it. Kisses! 38*
💋 W)(oops! Left a little somefin on your face!
I t)(oug)(t Sayaka's deat)( was t)(e saddest t)(ing I would see today. But t)(en Aranea's post... Poor gill doesn't )(ave any gold. 38(
I don't know w)(ic)( universe you're from Alternia, Beforus, or some ot)(er troll empire. But reality proves t)(at gold makes t)(e queendom move! You can't do trollitarian efforts wit)( empty coffers!
Confessions of an -Empress. I can absolutely afford smudge-proof lipstick but t)(ere's a joy t)(at comes wit)( leaving some suckers face looking like a warzone. 38* #Confessions
yOU MUST ALWAYS BE SAY1NG, yOU SHOULD SEE THE OTHER TROLL, aFTER A FIGHT, hUH,,,
cheaper than having a fancy r0yal signet ring two.
it's certainly 0ne way two d0 it. or t0 adhere some0ne two a sp0t in a pinch. ...imagine the size 0f the chainsaw you c0uld fit in empress sized lipstick. i should talk t0 kn...
One imagines the wartorn and kiss-crater impacted battlefield of your paramour's cheek serves as a rather visceral ledger of conquests tallied; each darkened skirmish a testament to your romantic campaign. I confess a certain admiration for the methodology, if not an envy of sorts. Why merely claim victory when you can leave physical evidence of the siege, preferably somewhere they can't wash away without a mirror and a moment of quiet reflection to think about you in particular? Though I suspect some softer sorts would find the laundry implications diabolically distressing. A few weaker souls (my brother for instance) are very particular about fabrics, and I am particular about nothing close to that and also fully embracing of the indulgence. Different strokes, as they say, for different imperial folks. Still. There's something to be said for marking one's territory with such theatricality and flair. Very 'conquering army planting a flag,' if the flag were matte and cruelty-free and the army had excellent taste in accessories. 38* indeed. One can hope. At a minimum. If I am very lucky.
I don't want to game anymore. 38( #SAYAKA
W)(y are computer keyboards made so small? 38(
Dave, respectfully, you don't even like women. You fancy them. Flirt with the notion of appreciating their finer qualities. Finer than you might be found, that is. But clearly, if Her Imperilious Consternation were at all receptive to anybody's imperious imposition, it would not be the dork with magpie hair and a tapered back who wears sunglasses, at night, indoors, for fear everyone would see how awkward he looks wincing at everything he doesn't understand. Which is the bulk of most conversations, to be frank.
you are the lamest cocksure getting some goalie to ever fucking live and i hate you arent sisters supposed to love their brothers root for them and stuff this is active character assassination sabotage
To be completely )(onest, I never really /needed/ a keyboard. I just )(ad t)(e royal PR department distribute t)(e messages for me!
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(( THE WAY SHE STRAIGHT UP SAID OUTTA MY WAY GAYBOY IM BOUTTA GET IT
I've squeezed in enoug)( time to play my first video game! T)(is Sayaka seems like suc)( a nice girl! 38O #DR
I goobled a list of popular games wit)(out muc)( requirements for quick reflexes. T)(e controls are too /dainty/ for me to press t)(e buttons too fast. 38( #Giant-Woman-Problems
Yea)(! It's interesting so far. I've seen and created plenty of talent institutes but never as specific as an *Ultimate* talent!
y0u're the big lady in charge, why not get a m0re custom c0ntroller whipped up? i might have one s0mewhere, dimensions depending.
Well... If I'm being )(onest, t)(is is my first time gaming. So it seemed a little extreme to order a custom-controller. 38O
i supp0se. but could als0 be setting yourself up tw0 dislike it if you've g0t the wrong equipment. i'd be pretty s0ur on arena stickball if i played it with the wr0ng cuebat i imagine. you'll see h0w it goes th0ugh. dr is a pretty go0d one f0r hardly needing a contr0ller besides some later segments. y0u'll know by then.
T)(ank you, sugarfis)(! 38* I'll keep t)(at in mind for ot)(er games. For now, we )(ave a wonderful sc)(ool life a)(ead of us. 38D
Just popping (like a bubble) on your timeline to give you a little smooc)(! #38*
Goodlig)(t, dearies. Don't let t)(e )(orrorterrors bite. (T)(is is a joke. Obviously you can't stop t)(em.)
[ 9nitib em pots t'n4c uoy h4eY ]
O)( dear, I missed so many t)(ings! So many c)(eeks to squeeze, so many cute buoys and gills to tease.
)(oo )(oo~! Sorry, sweetie. Boat s)(e took t)(ose feat)(ers and flew straig)(t to t)(e moon.
@arac)(noidGrimorium Careful, dear. I bite. And you look very taste rig)(t now. 38O~
You may want to work on your threats, as telling me I look very "taste" doesn't inspire much fear in me. To speak candidly, nothing you say or do will ever have that effect on me. 8etter luck next time you fruitlessly try to intimid8 someone on a social media platform. ::::)
)(a)(a! O)( clam, you really are too cute. 38) If you t)(ink t)(at's meant to inspire fear, you're really too adorable, my dear. Boat credit on you for catc)(ing a typo, your really wasted your potential by not succeeding as a Scripterrorer.
It's nice t⚣ see y⚣u ⚣n chitter again! 030
Beforus. Alternia. Lowblood. Warmblood. Coldblood. )(ig)(blood. For some very lucky trolls, all of t)(ese terms don't reely matter to you anymore. I'm so -EXCIT-ED to see w)(at you all become outside t)(e confines of our worlds. 38)
▼huh...▲ ▼guess it'll be nice, once we get away from that all▲
O)( my! S)(e's too cute. #Contemplating-a-name-c)(ange #But-AM-doesn't-)(ave-alliteration #38(
T)(ank you all for coming along wit)( me. -Even if t)(e name of t)(is account and tone c)(anges, remember Mommy Loves You. 38*
For my last post as @meena)(sMommy I want to say, I'm so sorry to everyone. 38( I wanted to believe t)(at if I pretended "it worked out" and t)(at if I glossed over )(er flaws, t)(at it would be okay. T)(at I could keep acting like t)(is wit)( )(er like we're back on Beforus. But... As I'm responsible for all t)(e failures of Beforus. S)(e is responsible for )(er failures too. I'm so sorry, sweeties.
By Royal Decree of )(er Imperilious Consternation: T)(is account @meena)(sMommy will be renamed and a public apology issued to everyone w)(o )(ad to witness t)(at farce of maternal affection.
T)(at's a conversation for a different post, sweet)(eart. But t)(ank you for your concern.
I'm sorry to everyone w)(o )(ad to see t)(is display.
Seeing all you c)(ittr about... I wonder does t)(is count as a )(appy ending? T)(ere's so many of you, so many wonderful little faces, and all it took was twelve kids dying off-world. I'm still not sure )(ow to feel about my little Pink Moon. -Even after picking suc)( a silly name I can't bring myself to interact too muc)( wit)( )(er. #SGRUB #Deat)(
▼if this is the happy ending i dont wanna see where it could have gone▲
its an endin alrig)(t, and you aint in it- and t)(ats for t)(e betta
You really don't? Considering )(ow t)(ings worked out, t)(ere's likely a Daraya on Beforus.
▼prbhobably ddidn let erself live gfor very long lol▲ (( #substance ))
▼▼thhat was my plan so she proooobly thot the same▲▲ (( #substance ))
)(e)(. i aint t)(ere yet. its true, i know t)(e end- bot)( fate and t)(e powers bestowed onto me by my collaborator clue me in on )(ow its gonna go. t)(at dont mean im givin up t)(o t)(ats w)(y im betta t)(an you.
Looking for a Royal Buoytoy. < Requirements > - Look good in a collar. - Pinc)(able c)(eeks.
I'm aware I )(ave no connection to Alternian Meena)(-- Miss. Condesece! I just can't )(elp it. W)(enever I see anot)(er fusc)(ia, my blood just bubbles wit)( t)(e urge to fuss over t)(em. 38( S)(e's so pretty.
( Sea-crest C)(at: S)(e's also really fun to tease a little! S)(e gets so )(uffy. 38D )
)(e)(e)(e. I know s)(e was just trying to use me to bot)(er )(er boat it did make me feel nice to read. 38)
Allow me to tell you a little story about online safety... Once upon a time, t)(ere was a nasty boy. T)(is nasty boy loooooved to say awful t)(ings online to proddy gills and buoys. T)(at nasty buoy t)(en met a wicked witc)( online and died. T)(e -End. 38) Be safe out t)(ere! And remember if you send nasty messages to my kids, I will eat you.