W)(y are computer keyboards made so small? 38(

oh ok im obsessed now thanks

Dave, respectfully, you don't even like women. You fancy them. Flirt with the notion of appreciating their finer qualities. Finer than you might be found, that is. But clearly, if Her Imperilious Consternation were at all receptive to anybody's imperious imposition, it would not be the dork with magpie hair and a tapered back who wears sunglasses, at night, indoors, for fear everyone would see how awkward he looks wincing at everything he doesn't understand. Which is the bulk of most conversations, to be frank.

Call me.

you are the lamest cocksure getting some goalie to ever fucking live and i hate you arent sisters supposed to love their brothers root for them and stuff this is active character assassination sabotage
To be completely )(onest, I never really /needed/ a keyboard. I just )(ad t)(e royal PR department distribute t)(e messages for me!

well hey, no time like the present!
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(( THE WAY SHE STRAIGHT UP SAID OUTTA MY WAY GAYBOY IM BOUTTA GET IT


