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@abrasiveCuniculus
Top ten mysterious murder occurrences. ◆ @cryhoundColortura Antilo | he/him. DM's: OPEN, if you need them.
Your name is ANTILO UDATUS. Your style of living, in no uncertain terms, could be a whole lot worse. Your hive is located in the inner city slums of the Anodic District, which most trolls refer to as SKEET ROW, much to your chagrin. Your relatively small hive space itself is spick and span, almost as if it was cleaned by an OBSESSIVE NEAT FREAK, but you would never admit that to yourself, would you. Lining the meticulously organized shelf is various books on RUFFIANNIHILATOR COMBAT MANEUVERS, not that you could ever become one, along with carefully hidden ones on ARTISANAL HANDSCRAFTMANSHIP for the jewelry you make in your spare time when others aren't around. You're pretty sure no one would notice them unless they were particularly nosey. Your main hobbies include FLARPING with your COMPARATIVELY SENSIBLE moirail, since you have a tendency to EAT SHIT in unfound fashions the majority of the time. If you weren't so keen on picking fights, and focusing on your skills as a BRUTAL BRAWLER, you would've quit the hobby ages ago. You can be PRETTY FUCKING STUBBORN when it comes to that sort of thing anyways. Your other interests include watching SHITTY HORROR COMEDIES, alongside your moirail, often making references to scenes that you found the most hysterical. Your favorite, most unfortunate, hobby would be RAGE-BAITING other trolls, mostly those higher on the hemospectrum than you are, which is the vast majority. You're genuinely surprised that this activity hasn't gotten you CULLED thus far, but you figure that it'll happen sooner or later, plus, you're certain that you're already on the cusp of the lifespan of your BLOOD CASTE either way. Your trolltag is abrasiveCuniculus [AC], what will you do?
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < This planet is full of evil, sick & twisted creatures unbeknownst to trollkind and my moirail is ONE OF THEM.
you loooooooove me
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < Racking my thinkpan for a moobeastboy-themed flarping name & I can't come up with anything, fxxxck. Shxt's dire.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ amoosing what about hay-den got that six letter shit you trolls LOVE. that aside i just wanna talk about the rabbit stuff you go going on, REAL GOOD taste bro. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
Quincy Morris is already a proper 6/6 name, if you don't mind RPing a character from a human novel!
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < Thanks, it's the only thing my jackalopedad gave me before he absconded the fxck out of my life. Cool mask tho.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ damn daddy issues? shit me TOO ... well it's complicated, just don't like ask for a family tree. thanks, it's my face! ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < Oh, don't you fxcking know it. .. That's your face? Dxmn. My bad. What are you?
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ they can really just fuck up a perfectly good ai or grub. ya'll are grubs right? that's such a loaded question bro, i'm a robot and a rabbit just to keep that shit real simple tbh. see my face, made it myself ૮( ˘̀ ֊ ˘́)ა ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < Yeah, grubs is the correct terminology. How'd you make the face before you made the face? What was your first face?
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ hmm. kinda cool, kinda gross, sounds VERY DAMP tbh. kinda just happened in this magical girl transformation shit i did. this is my first face, used to be in this gay lil boy's glasses. i can call him gay cause he was also me. see you're making this way MORE COMPLICATED with questions. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ i do a lil trolling but this is real shit.smh I said it was COMPLICATED. do people get on here and lie? yes, absolutely. does it ALL SOUND LIKE HORSE SHIT? also yeah. but am i lying? nope. lying's too easy. what the fuck do i care if you don't believe me lol. I get nothing outta this my bunny brother. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < Vile creatures attracted to my blood.
#pass #suggestive #bucketsmashorpass
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < I'd survive a second location, perhaps even a fourth, or fifth.
I'M 8EING HAUNTED 8Y THE FUCKING DOOR MONSTER AND YOU'RE CHITTING
I DON'T KNOW HELP ME ?? ?? ??
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < JUST COME OVER AND STOP OPENING DOORS?? YOU DON'T GOTTA STAY AT /YOUR/ HIVE??
YHEY'RE MY FUCKING DOORS ?? ?? WHAT A8OUT THE TWINS ?? THEY'RE STUCK HERE TOO
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < SEE, WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO BE MY PROBLEM? YOU'RE MY PROBLEM NOT THEM, THEY HAVE HANDS & WEAPONRY DON'T THEY??
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < Eating the shxll & tail of these sea-bugs in order to get full nutritional value.
#mychitin
THIS: THE SECRET TO MY LṴXṴRIOṴS KERTAIN MOP
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < FXXXCK, I love this stupid fxcking game. https://file.garden/aeHc62NZqiqK1Lgl/chudmaxxing.png
HAVE YOU STILL NOT SLEPT ?? ?? ?? ?? ??
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < TS IS TOO SERIOUS!! I have to WIN!!
high cortisol moment
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < Oh, yeah. Toootally didn't forget to post this. ˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < Just made some #BULLSHXXXT!!! https://file.garden/aeHc62NZqiqK1Lgl/templateshxt.png
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < #MyGrubSlop.
.eW
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < Quick, innocuous question. Chaps, or no chaps? FOLLOW UP question. Batwing or.. shotgun?
[|87 :: Chaps and shotgun
c< cHaps aNd sHOtguN, NOt certaiN exactly wHicH KiNds yOu MeaN, but, i trust My gut >c
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < Shotgun & batwing are the style of chaps. I phrased this REALLY badly, but its whatever, still works.
c< aH, uNders2d! tHaNKs 4 clarifyiNg >c
D --> Well it is approaching summer so batwing chaps would be the obvious choice
doobah
doobah
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < My Trollmadachi mii getting more play than I do.
Oh dear. It seems that Kankri and Mikami will have to fight harder for @abrasiveCuniculus ’s affection. He has fallen in love with @crescenticLacus #TrollmadachiUpdate https://file.garden/ae6_q1AoTDGIu7_4/IMG_2556.jpeg
∘☽ O-Oh..???? Oh my... ☾∘
Ohmygozh??? The drama.. ( ｡ﾟДﾟ｡)
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < #CertifiedTAXEVADER.
[ >GUARDS SEIZETH THOS INDIVIDUAL AT ONCE_ ]
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < https://youtu.be/qnr-dggv58Y?si=u-FfCrnbgOMj68UK #sotn #musicposting
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < Block of cheese, call that milkloaf.
c< true as fucK >c
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < I only speak whole truths & facts, trust everything that I have ever and will say.
c< Hell yeaH O7 >c
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < Top ten motherfxckers I need culled.
if they put me in the hunegr games, i wouldnt die bc ppl woudl go "omgggg kts roxyyy her ass is so fat n shes so epic"
thye litrally will tho bc its so fat they will b liek "ooooo clearly she was eatin good" n so they will jst ask me so they rnt hungry
what if someone doesn't know who you are? and your ass is hidden behind a bush or something? :O
YOUR SO FUCKING WRONG IT HURTS MY BRAIN ON A SPIRITUAL LEVEL TO ARGUE ABOUT YOUR ASS IN THE GODAMN HUNGER GAMES
you genius never fails to amaze me wow
we're in no place to stop a genius at work!!
because she has a huge ass??? she has every right to keep talking about it
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < Oh, I am so incredibly fxcking disconnected from shxt and fxck. Thinkpan malfunctioning. No survivors.
our thinkpan is always going h..aywire too!!! (￣^￣)ゞ
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < I feel like something or somebun needs to explode within the next 10 mins or shxt is going to get DIRE.
bunnny.... (っ˘ڡ˘ς)