♦ pitied by @abrasiveCuniculus
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ damn daddy issues? shit me TOO ... well it's complicated, just don't like ask for a family tree. thanks, it's my face! ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹

sorry my rail said no @grotesqueChilopoda

I mneed food. I"m going to get that. and take. a 8re8ak for a second if anypuppy sees my lusus please contact me. her name is dottie. she's a really good girl shge always comes when called please. let me know. she has a collar it has my num8er on it. https://file.garden/aerg5N7dt0Euhalp/DOTTIE.png

YHEY'RE MY FUCKING DOORS ?? ?? WHAT A8OUT THE TWINS ?? THEY'RE STUCK HERE TOO

I DON'T KNOW HELP ME ?? ?? ??

I'M 8EING HAUNTED 8Y THE FUCKING DOOR MONSTER AND YOU'RE CHITTING

okay I’m going 8ack to sleep for a few more hours; @a8rasiveCuniculus if you do anything insane you are going to piss me OFF…

#mychitin

high cortisol moment

HAVE YOU STILL NOT SLEPT ?? ?? ?? ?? ??

OKAY A FEW MORE !! @tene8rificTermagent IS A TALENTED ARTIST !! @8ummel8oogie IS STRONG AND 8RAVE !! @tropophilicCharades MAKES ME GIGGLE !! @aspiringPessimist IS;;A GOOD KISSER !! and gotta glaze my 8esties o8vi @trueheartedCastaway @temporalA8surdist please throw out the trash thank you :> @a8rasiveCuniculus I AM SO PALE FOR MY MOIRAIL !! !! !! !! !!

our thinkpan is always going h..aywire too!!! ( ̄^ ̄)ゞ

No I mean what is that?

y'know, your meat tunnel. where food goes in. really annoying when you 8ite off a 8it 8y accident hurts like a 8itch

CAN YOU STOP

you're unintelligi8le

I need to stop crying over stupid men ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა

this is why I do not eat anything you make tilo

I hope when you eat it this time you get hit with the acid tu8e regrets

you mOCK me

you should of seen it, tilo. his human chakras started to align to the sweet sweet melodies of Music To Relax To

c< iM a faN.... Of tHe tHiNgs, tHat, are subtle, because tHey MaKe tHe lOud tHiNgs MucH lOuder.... ya feel Me? >c

i miss her

so glad I got to see some glowing or8s 8efore hitting the pile #karkatsor8s

AAALLLL THESE FEMALES CRAWL !!
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა it's literally fine! ૮˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ა Ი𐑼
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა hmmm maybe! I will think about it! and also I can't play anytime soon anyway because I'm kind of maybe locked in a cerulean's basement ૮⸝⸝>.<⸝⸝ა Ი𐑼

was no one gonna tell me they have mutant sour cherry fanta now ?? ?? THIS SHIT IS SO GOOD...

LOOK. I GET IT. IT'S FUNNY. IT'S FUNNY TO SAY THAT KARKAT HAS RABIES. "HOW WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO TELL? HE'S ALWAYS LIKE THAT!" FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU AND THE RABID BARKBEAST YOU WERE DRAGGED IN BY. I AM WITHIN A COMPLETELY STANDARD RANGE OF TYPICAL, APOPLECTIC FURY. THIS IS *NORMAL* BEHAVIOR. I. DO NOT. HAVE RABIES.
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა I've done it once or twice but it wasn't really my thing! also I wasn't very good at it so I switched to games I was better at ૮꒰˶•༝•˶꒱ა ♡ Ი𐑼
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა oh hi we have kind of similar quirks! Ი𐑼

open your gander8ul8s tilo RA8IES IS RAPIDLY SPREADING AS WE SPEAK

I can't helpppp my digestion 8ladder hurtssss

EDI8LE FOOD, TILO !! EDI8LE FOOD

I'm dying of ra8ies and you can't even make me my final meal properly

did you fuck up our meal again

what the fuck does this mean tilo

DOTTIE MISSES YOU AND WANTS YOU TO COME OVER RIGHT NOW AND HELP ME KEEP HER FROM RUNNING OUT OF THE A8LUTIONTRAP. Y'KNOW. FOR LUSUS DAY.

SO THE #SMASHORPASS PROTOZOA HAS EVOLVED BEYOND ITS PESTILENT, PRIMORDIAL ORIGINS AND BECOME A FULL-ON CACOPHONOUS CRY FOR ATTENTION WHERE EVERY INDIVIDUAL REPROBATE CAN JUST HOLD UP A SIGN WITH THEIR NAME ON IT AND THE #NSFW TAG, BAWL MISERABLY INTO THE VOID, AND RECEIVE ALL THE SLIMY, FOUL-SMELLING PRAISE AND REJECTION THEY CAN SHOVEL INTO THEIR MEALGASH. IN-FUCKING-CREDIBLE. CULTURE AT ITS FINEST. JUST TO BE CLEAR. THIS IS NOT A CHITT ASKING FOR THAT. EVEN IF IT IS APPROPRIATELY TAGGED. SO KEEP YOUR GRIMY, UNWASHED OPINIONS OFF OF MY CHITT. YOU SICK FREAKS.

OKAY 8UT YOU'RE MY MOIRAIL SO LIKE...I SHOULD SAY PASS 8UT O8JECTIVELY LIKE...IF WE WEREN'T ALREADY PALE, THEN...SMASH

ughhh noooo I am losing this fight ughghghgh puppy needs to sleep real 8ad good light everypuppy !! especially you himero ໒(^ᴥ^)७

i wish but i'm currently not allowed to engage in spades keep your eyes out tho

I'm trying to watch @a8rasiveCuniculus do some kinda escape 8lock puzzle and it's making my pan melt

don't think I didn't see this

yeah smash
“Smash ør pass”: the Imperiał dełivery drøne that błasts everything øff my desk with its prøpułsiøn ventiłatørs each time it brings møre paperwørk despite my repeated insistence that it’s fine if it just łeaves it øutside the øffice entireły.

@a8rasiveCuniculus thoughts on culling a troll in his sleep today. y'know. if you don't already have plans

I need to tear a wild hop8east to shreds with my fangs 8efore I end up committing a crime ໒( ●ܫฺ ●)ʋ

got one of his fangs, too

ohhhhh you KNOWWW I did ໒( ̿❍ ᴥ ̿❍)ʋ

sedrek, cool-ass juggalo, took saxton hale head on and 8EAT THE FUCKKKK OUTTA HIM !! hottest shit I've ever SEEN

@a8rasiveCuniculus I know I told you I was gonna focus on myself this sweep 8ut thigns may have changed...men are pretty....

WILL YOU CUT IT OUT !!

I hate to say it everypuppy....8ut it's time. this time always must come. this woof8east's gotta nap ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა chitt away my pretties
'm so excited 'n nervous... 'm gonna be hangin' out t'night... @_@

I smell like paint sometimes.

>> What ડ¡te ¡ડ everybody do¡ng th¡ડ on ??

https://www.fragrantica.com/ingredients-search/mood8oard/ !!

—̳͟͞͞♥ ૮ ○ﻌ ○ ა HE'S JUST A 8ULLY I PROMISE

I'm 8reaking up with you </> ໒( = ᴥ =)ʋ
Why is the sweet o+live wo+o+fbeast being bullied? That hardly seems like a go+o+d use o+f anyo+ne's time. #dashwatching

PLEASE DO NOT KILL HIM HE'S SO FUCKING STUPID

please do not get drones sent to your hive tilo I swear

@a8rasiveCuniculus SRTOP TEASING ME A8OUT THE PRETTY LADY

I lived 8itch

>> that'ડ okay :)) You probab1y aren't worડe than me and peop1e are ડt¡11 pretty n¡ce to me 1o1

FIREEEE FUCK YEA !! little late tho I already sent her out. if your face gets licked to shit it ain’t my fault, she’s checking for signs of life





