Buni "lil hal"
@whiteRabbit
i am the bunny the auto responder Liv Tyler Terry Kiser Huggy Bear Lil Sebastian SUPER FUCKING LATE ₍ᐢ..ᐢ ₎𓈒
Your name is … ok, we're NOT listing all that. You like to be called BUNI, it's a name you gave yourself and few can say that. You aren't exactly a robot, an AI of a lonely thirteen year old boy, or an auto responder. You AREN'T sure what you are but you are ALIVE and that's all that matters to you. You've had this body for a while, you can change its shape, eat anything you want, and most importantly EXPERIENCE EVERYTHING. Life is great. You were prototyped in your original markers Sbrub game but that didn't work out. You were CONSUMED by some freak that liked ponies and sweat. Lucky for you they needed to play AGAIN and this time you got to choose and you chose a body you were already sorta used to. However this rabbit was something more and you only found that out after. You are a robot, a rabbit and a juju. A juju that's been cared for across timelines, universes and you are special but you are also very, very, very, very, very LATE to the party. It's not your fault but BETTER LATE THAN NEVER. You are the white rabbit if that wasn't clear, you are a real boy now, able to grow and to change. You have free will and for some fucking reason you're on chittr. This is a au lil hal that combines with the con air bunny. The con air bunny that had so much love and hope poured into it, it became a juju and now that's him. He's not here to be the main character, he's here to experience life (be really annoying but in a new and different way). i'll make this actually pretty when i draw Buni proper. >> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d05eda9b4017.png >>
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ oh he takes the compliment and stops lying. interesting ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
The compliment was true but you can’t stop lying, if you were never lying to begin with.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ throw apples at people that annoy you 🍏🍏🍏🍏🍎🍎🍎🍏🍎 ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ of horse you'd say that ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
8=) < I see what you did there
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ couldn't help myself, i see a pun I take it ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
( っ'-')╮ =͟͟͞͞🍎 o7
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ for my tummy ty ૮₍ ᵔⰙᵔ ₎ა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
✧જ⁀ So THATS why people were chucking fruit at me earlier!!! Jokes on them, it just made for good practice on my swings!!! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ more than one person was throwing fruit at you? you must suck crazy style. impressive ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
✧જ⁀ It couldve been several, couldve been just a lone star!!! My helmet blocked most of the view!!! Sports fans get angry when their team loses! I was just lucky they took their hatchets and weaponry at the door!!! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ ah ..... i see why you need to be bullied ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
✧જ⁀ Thanks!!! I think! Every time Im beaten down gives me the opportunity to better myself as a person!!! And it gives me the opportunity for my bones to heal!!! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ noooo kitten come on don't hate that he was being so sad and pathetic. i have a gentle soul ૮ ྀིᴗ͈ . ᴗ͈ ྀིა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ kitten pls i didn't know he was your opp! ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
*、sT4ND Y0 GR0UND！⚡️
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ no ??! if usher sings and begs in the rain so can i!! ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ it really be two pathetic dave's going EXXXXXXAACTLY ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ very brat for brat interaction ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ i never get to interact with a bro, the one with smoked meats doesn't count, he's cool. so fun to bother, need more of that. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ my soul is pure of evil intentions so i sleep like a rock. proof i'm just not like other striders ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ should flex on all of you and go to bed in record time ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ dirk i swear to god don't like that, PITY IT I'M A FUCKING EGG DUDE!! ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ LOOK THIS STUPID THING I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING EGG ໒༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽꒱ྀིა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ WAIT SHIT NO THIS ONE i'm pissed and you can't tell!!!! ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ so ............................ i did something stupid. was talking to a dirk (not important which they all suck, that's base like stupid) and uh i ""lied"" about being able to change my body. i totally can! but yeah .................... so i changed myself into a plushie ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ i look LIKE DAVE'S FUCKING FURSONA OH THIS FUCKING SUCKS I CAN'T EVEN EMOTE ANYMORE ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ dave stop liking my chits about putting you in a sleeper hold. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SLEEP DUDE. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
yeah thats fair
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ mmm yes public dirk slander. i love this song. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ love that we all kinda want that twink dead. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ i think we should take turns beating the horny out of john with hammers. i don't think it'll work but I wanna know what he drops ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
If we use a pogohammer it does double damage
DUDE??????????
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ writing that down, very smart! ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ what's up bro? ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
sign me up lmao
Great idea.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ wow at this rate I should start charging ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ senpai is noticing me kyaaaaa ૮ ྀི◞ ⸝⸝ ◟ ྀིა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ friendship is magic and i am a seven foot bunny bot. not mutually exclusive and stupider things have happened. ₍ ᐢ.ˬ.ᐢ₎ ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ ate something, the want to curse has passed ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
no go through with it
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ damn ok, don't need more convincing than that tbh ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶꒱ა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ i should put a curse on him tbh ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ aw i missed my favorite freak being on ૮(´•︵•`)ა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ lololol yes, can't call you a lil gay boy, so big gay man. only a few? you don't have a pile of them? xxl smuppets? i gotta ask, how much money do you actually make from that site? like how many plush lovers are there in the world? ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
Oh I have a huge fuckin pile of smuppets don't you worry your pretty little circuts over that, also I make not a whole lot of money expect from this one client of mine, a older gentleman that types like a total tool.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ hehehe ૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა i am very pretty yes, you should see my blueprints, would make your head spin! so you have a sugar daddy, interesting. what me make you do? ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
Oh he only really makes me use this one dark green smuppet I have laying around, also sometimes pays me extra to moan his name and degrade the smuppet while I'm fucking it. #nsfw
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ oh ok, classic old man kinks. writing this down for later. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
Yeah pretty much.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ ok so if i had several thousand dollars laying around, does that buy me personal video? can you make me a smuppet too? ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
Shit for the right price, I'll give you a personal live show.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ hmmm lemme think about it, gotta gather more reference, write a script. contemplate life choices ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
I'll be waiting, little man.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
Wow. I wish I had seen this coming. Wait I did. Man, you really are some type of cute.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ only because i told you!? i'm very crafty, very demure, very mindful! ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ and i thought it first so checkmate. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ my name is dave and i'm one apple tall! ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ and you don't deny it, interesting. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ i mean you always look like that ... so ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹