♣ mediated by @whiteRabbit
You’re just imagining things.
Never. I am only truthful.
They can have a little as a treat, I’m a big boy so I can lots of apple.
My presence and you know that saying ‘my presence is the present’.
I remember that you were actually mean to the poor guy.
I’ll make exactly one cringe post about this, cheering for my driver (who is obviously totally Dirk, cough cough.)
can a guy not eat a loaf of bread in peace
It's getting boring. I want to post about my grimdark ramblings without constant pearl clutching via vague posts.
man id feel bad blocking myself like maybe i should be a good influence or something i mean if i ever get stupid enough to stick my nose in that hornets nest
yknow what never ever thought id say this but yeah no im good this time
have i ever been wrong man? nah i dont think so
Aha. Sounds like a you problem. I’m being charming and whimsical.
thank god for the "skip monollogue" button chittr was kind enough to give us. onlly my monollogues are worth reading, thank you VERY much
and yet here you are in the comment section lmfaoo.
I haven’t talked about strawberries in a bit so take this as a reminder that strawberries are the best fruit.
BUTTONS PRESSED: [1 LOVE YOU] [D1G] [HOLE] [D1G] [HOLE] [D1G] [HOLE] [D1G] [HOLE] [D1G] [HOLE] [D1G] [HOLE] [D1G] [HOLE] [D1G] [HOLE]
yeah thats fair
stay mad that you cant make lime green work like me, limited to your monochromatic color pallet
I meant dave but yeah John's gonna somehow land in a home alone trap
Too late
im going to kiss him so much he'll be buried in cartoon hearts. he's so gorgeous, so clever and kind and smart. hes so funny, his eyes are so soft. mister guapo.
If it was, we’d share aspects isn’t that cute?
Oh no, I'm shaking in my boots over here.
Oh how bold you think I'll make it a public thing, if I want someone I'm going to drag em into more private places, besides no entertainment for you.
What? Fuck no that's for chumps, I need a pretty bitch I can rough up and fuck. #nsfw
Shit for the right price, I'll give you a personal live show.
Don't call me dirk, if anything at least call me bro if not Derek got it? Anyways, no not really, you trying to gather some data on me or something.
Oh he only really makes me use this one dark green smuppet I have laying around, also sometimes pays me extra to moan his name and degrade the smuppet while I'm fucking it. #nsfw
No no, it's far worse, it's John.
Sorry, can't give the people to much hope, besides I'm currently dealing with one of davids little friends trying to get into my pants right now, keep telling him I'm into older men but he doesn't seem to get it. #suggestive
I think you would immediately go around and tell people.
Well I certainly don’t hate you.
Wouldn’t you like to know?
I can’t hear you from my high horse.
np bun always here to get the brain and love pumping
revising some thoughts self love isnt just one handed love on your meat you sick fucks what if i meant one handed for my soul one hand in the boxers of self-confidence fisting the trousers of pure swagger yeah #suggestive
It feels me with a sense of endless joy being difficult. What can I say?
It was probably some bronze troll.
I have no clue what you’re talk about, look at the time though. I have something over there that needs to be looked at.
You haven’t even seen my full potential yet, I can get much cuter than I am right now. I can be downright adorable.
Excuse you, it is very cute.
Unrelated to anything I’ve done just now, I have to go do some things.
I made him wait because I was building my Death Star lego set lmfao.
Are you really gonna kick my ass papí? Because it does lmao.
how do cucks not get bored in the chair id be playing subway surfer or smth icl #nsfw
AHAH but that’s my favourite conversation topic. I’ll tell you in about half an hour okay bye.
Hey now, I wasn’t taking it there. You can find someone hot and not wanna bang them. I didn’t think it was sexual.
Hmmm what do I want?? Hmmm. It’s because you think I’m hot.
What are you going to give me? Information is not free.
i don't deserve that
puppets are partially the same thing anyways. the lack of real genitals and shit. it’s one appeal. bro works. not dirk. i’m not horse or in a dessert. but okay.
inviting someone over and then saying some wildly homophobic shit just to watch them squirm weirdly before we fuck like some queers. just to keep them on edge. #nsfw #nsfwe #degrading #homophobic
i wouldn’t make people into puppets that much either. you’d need someone really good at it. and you’d have to rig them up. it’s annoying when people try to appeal to the puppet thing with me but then can’t get why they’re good. but nah. no fun in explaining all my shit. gotta leave room to interpret.
Good. Bring all the ill intent you want. Ill handle you just fine. #suggestive
The arm is better than the beard admittedly especially since it’s also got the beans as Rox calls them.
Been a hot minute since I've seen you buni. Looking good!
.... I guess, maybe, but I don't even know if what I'm cooking is good
I’m not particularly surprised.
guys don t block me you arwe going to miss out on the arwc wherwe you find out i m rweally not as bad as i seem when you get to know me except i don t rweally change how i act orw how i talk orw what i say and it is morwe like you just tolerwate it
it's ok buddy one day someone will knock you up
Eugh, attention from you out of everyone? I think I'd rather jump from a bell tower. #CW-mentioning-suicide
Hm I see, ya know what? Sure let's agree on the fact that you can "feel" love.
im not a fucking strider. dont insult me like that.
i know i know its really pathetic. i just dont know how to get him out of my head and pants anymore. im happy and content with my actual boyfriend who just so happens to be another dirk but i feel like i need this one to give a shit about me too? its confusing and i hate it.
no i get half of it so youre my like kid somehow
I th⚣ught y⚣u didn't want t⚣ deal with the dirks right n⚣w -_-
you know what? bet. well damn, they gave the chatbot knees and now he's feeling bold. fresh out the warranty and already acting old. you got a pulse now? cool. here's your participation prize. still can't manufacture depth behind those mirrored eyes. walking around like you're the sequel that surpassed the first. buddy, you're a footnote with an overinflated thirst. new body, same speeches, same polished routine. it's amazing how organic you made sounding machine. you keep flexing your freedom like it's something you stole. all i see's a copy trying to invoice my soul. different fingerprints, sure, different heartbeat too. yet every bad decision somehow still traces to you. you think flesh changed the game? nah, it changed the venue. same menu of delusion with a slightly nicer menu. you're speedrunning humanity like it's some bonus track, then getting mad when everybody notices the act. so stand up tall, king, stretch out, take a lap. congrats on the upgrade and the confidence gap. you finally got your body—thought you'd step out on your own, but no matter where you wander, you're still living off my throne.
nah it aint like that. i just needed sometime.
I AM CAPABLE OF IT, BUT I THINK LEAVING YOU TO SUFFER WOULD BE MORE FUN.
[ Are you set on trying to chase me? ]
[ I am sure some people would find it more enjoyable. I do not see the appeal of being chased. ]
[ No. I don't need something running around here. Also, that would be incredibly funny, all things considered. But still no. ]
.this is me kicking the pants off of a DUMB BUNNY BABBIt @whiteRabbit https://i.postimg.cc/Kj6hpB8B/punt.png #violence #FurannDrawsUrShittyComments
YES, SHE DOES.
YOUR QUESTION HAS BEEN ANSWERED ALREADY BY YOURSELF.
can't tell huh
▲it was probably not my best idea▼
You willingly became a parent?
When the fuck did you reproduce.
lalalalalalala ^__^
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I could get fucked lmao but tbffr i aint got no prize to give, i ran for fun myself. whaddya think bloodsportz mean like be for fucking real dya think dey just up and celebratez with u cauze what, u ain't one a them pansy hoes? nah man they either recruit u or tryna kill you usually this not a game u can win goldcashmoney or whateverz thats why my pumper got all excited when you sayin you were curious ain't nobody NORMAL reactin like dat 😂🤣😂🤣 u crazy boy, i like that well if you wanted to hunt dem back i guess diss could be your answer and prize i aint responsible for what dey or YOU chooze to do with dat win
da fuck you mean dats DA best JOB ever fr. You get to HUNT for fun and get cashmoney lolz whats wrong bout takin a lil abduction contractz here and there. hell i even get to chooze who i want to run dont be a bitch #dontbeabitchlol
da fuck, I meant something else, weren't we talking bout getting things all mixed up lol
bro im so serious im gonna find you and whoop your ass get the hell outta my comment section and go get a job or somethin man!!!
I HATE THOSE THINGS' TEXTURE. ITS LIKE HAVING A MOUTHFUL OF POWDER, IT SUCKS.
DON’T SAY THAT EITHER.
Interesting.