I haven’t talked about strawberries in a bit so take this as a reminder that strawberries are the best fruit.
Aha. Sounds like a you problem. I’m being charming and whimsical.

₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ you are giving 90's bully that wants to be my friend so badly but you weren't socialized enough as a puppy ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
You really calling me that after I got injured in a fight, that’s not very cool of you Bunny boy. ‘Sides I was socialised plenty.

₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ lolol and you can't fight??? never beating the bully allegations doubt that ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹

₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ deserved to beat you? losing so many cool points ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹

₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ mmmm i'm nosy, who you beating up and why kitten? ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
You know some annoying human guy and it’s just because he exists really.

₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ fair, some humans just have it coming ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
