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You did the same shit Buni. I was just returning it back. Like I said before. I’m ain’t an asshole. There’s a lot you don’t get about me. Like I may be an ult Dirk but that doesn’t mean I have to be a douche bag. I can still be an ult Dirk and still have some fucking manners. Shit the fact that I only just barely know you means even more so that the shit that I’ve already said means nothing. I was trying to pay you back for a couple days ago where You trying to “fight” me for fun like an and I had to tell you, “bro I ain’t doing this shit right now”. Didn’t feel right that I couldn’t hold up my end of the little bitch fit we were about to have when shit just got too fucking real for me. So I figured I’d throw some shit out there for you. Now don’t get me wrong me and my hal have had some strained relationships but I mean that shits in the past I’m trying to get better. I’ll say that yeah my ego still kind of trouble which is why Jake and I end up breaking up so fucking often but like at the end of the day, my intentions are Family first and whether I like to admit it or not, even if it is another version of me hal/you are still a part of me and still a part of my family. I know that makes me sound way the fuck off from how I used to be but I’m like in my 30s now, dude. I can’t be fucking being an asshole to everybody that comes into my life just because of some little thing that happened fucking ages ago. Am I gonna think about it fuck yes I will but that does not mean I need to be an asshole about it. Also Jake’s been kind of kicking my ass about not being an asshole so thank him for me not being one.
well i guess im proud of you too little man
You think you’re able to ruin my week. That’s cute of you. I could care less about your attention. I’m already going to a party so I could care less about your attention. You just told me to do better so I did. Kinda sad that you feel incapable of trying to fight back but what can I say except good for you for “taking the high ground”.
More like you’re hopping around on my feed like the bunny you are. Can’t help to notice shit and even more so shit about any version of me.
you know what? bet. well damn, they gave the chatbot knees and now he's feeling bold. fresh out the warranty and already acting old. you got a pulse now? cool. here's your participation prize. still can't manufacture depth behind those mirrored eyes. walking around like you're the sequel that surpassed the first. buddy, you're a footnote with an overinflated thirst. new body, same speeches, same polished routine. it's amazing how organic you made sounding machine. you keep flexing your freedom like it's something you stole. all i see's a copy trying to invoice my soul. different fingerprints, sure, different heartbeat too. yet every bad decision somehow still traces to you. you think flesh changed the game? nah, it changed the venue. same menu of delusion with a slightly nicer menu. you're speedrunning humanity like it's some bonus track, then getting mad when everybody notices the act. so stand up tall, king, stretch out, take a lap. congrats on the upgrade and the confidence gap. you finally got your body—thought you'd step out on your own, but no matter where you wander, you're still living off my throne.
For #DirkHour I will be taking a vow of silence. Goodbye, Chittr.
i guess thanks? i was trying to start shit.
This is in reference to the post I rechitt’d before this. So. Yes.
then deal with one bunbun. bet you couldn't even do that
shy dirk got all the other dirks actin like this lmao
Anyway, #Horse https://i.imgur.com/r1wD1iE.jpeg
The people didn't get the message!
I POSTED IT THREE TIMES
@barackObama Can you post the hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby image again? The people have already forgotten.
Love me or hate me, you're all still thinking about me pretty fucking constantly.
slurpee.
Understandable, have a nice day.
Hal, we both know you're right, but it's poor form to break a man's kayfabe in front of the hoes. Love you too.
I can't possibly understand what this is supposed to mean. https://i.postimg.cc/SNBHG7Rg/image.png
You do not want the attention of that whining man child. He'll make you regret being born with the ability to hear.
Not even gonna bother chasing this one up, we both know we're in eternal stalemate when it comes to burns.
I am literally having sex with a troll who is a man as we speak, Hal. I could not find someone less genetically similar to me if I tried.
I will do ANYTHING to win an internet argument. Never doubt me again, motherfuckers.
I'm not alone. Pinkie Pie is with me.
Was referring to you, actually. Appreciate the support.
Imagine ascending past the narrative horizon, absorbing the sum total of your entire cosmic existence, and using that absolute power to post the most brainless bullshit. A single-celled organism would be able to come up with something wittier.
Note how they started #lalondehour because I was posting and all the Lalondes got annoyed. Another example of casual misandry on this site.
My apologies. Ahem. You are scrotemaxxing.
bold words for somebody whose name rhymes w dick rider
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/40f99d472bb3.webp
Should I whack him again?
Finally, a good fucking question. I'd be an earth pony.
I sOmEtImEs hAvE thE fEmInInE UrgE tO stAnd OmInOUsly In thE wIndOw Of A gOthIc mAnOr, lOOkIng UpOn thE lAnd, As A sOlE fIgUrE slOwly ApprOAchEs. I gIvE A sOlEmn nOd, And prEpArE fOr thEIr ArrIvAl.
HATE YOU.
nah it aint like that. i just needed sometime.
honestly say whatever you want about me. mlp is the bomb but i dont care about this conversation right now.
…WHY DID SHE LIKE THAT.
happy pride, lovelies! <333 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
...........somehow, i never realized jUst how intense his feelings were. that's... Uncomfortable. #vague
of coUrse, of coUrse. "we shall see, oooo~," *very* scary. ~_~ yoU're little more than a campfire story here, i'm afraid! u3~
WELL. WE’LL SEE, WON’T WE?
what an odd fellow. i think he thinks he's scaring me? #vagUe
i almost miss when he was repressed aboUt it. #vagUe #bUtnotreally
i sUre do love being a redrom-only gal! and a lesbian, to boot. ^u^
does it not depress him? chasing something he knows he will never obtain? vying desperately for attention he will never be paid?
YOU REMIND ME OF BILE AND INFERIORITY. AT THE VERY LEAST WE CAN TAKE THIS MOMENT TO BOND (GAG) OVER OUR MUTUAL (GAG) DISTASTE OF THIS FONT.
yoU know, after reading lord english's... *postUring* towards me, yoUr good old fashioned animosity is almost nostalgic! ^u^ oh bloody hell the carrots are broken too.
it's like invader zim!
i actUally think it looks rather nice, zoomed in...
oh, dear, that one's otherwise occUpied. ah well!
#morewives....? ^u^
yes, yes, bUt what does that have to do with my post? Unless yoU mean to imply that *yoU* are the soUrce of my kUll? :U
hm? did yoU have something to say?
oh, thank yoU, hal! ^u^ yoU're sweet. not that i minded hatebot that mUch before he changed his gimmick.
oh dear, my kUll score is getting oUt of hand! i wonder who did that? hal, perhaps? or the one with the ascii rifle in their qUirk? trUly, it's anyone's gUess.
「YAOI MENTION.」
man i was talking about the old games we use to play but youve bored me even more. talk about yawn and a half. gonna be over here happy with my boyfriend who i have so many sloppy makeouts with. us all over here touching eachother on the ass and stuff n getting all up in eatchothers personal space. us getting naked and full on having sex and stuff. hope you like the imagery born. #nsfw
IT IS LITERALLY A CHOICE. AFTER A CERTAIN POINT. YOu HAVE TO ACCEPT. YOu ARE BASICALLY HITTING YOuRSELF HERE. DIRK. WHY ARE YOu HITTING YOuRSELF. WHY ARE YOu HITTING YOuRSELF. WHY ARE YOu HITTING YOuRSELF. THROuGH ME. HITTING YOuRSELF.
ME TOO. I ENJOY. BITS. EVEN WHEN THEY ARE CAuGHT BETWEEN MY TEETH. AND BuLLYING DIRK. EVEN WHEN THEY ARE CAuGHT BETWEEN MY TEETH. FEW PLEASuRES. EXCEED IT.
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wow so creative coming from the guy who constantly asked for "lude" pictures of my friends drawn in the most shitty way possible. hey caliborn. i wanna play a game.
GREAT POST #BOSSMAN. SO FULL OF NOTHING. THAT I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER READING IT. SO WHAT WAS THE POINT.
MAYBE I SHOULD DO MORE EMOTES OTHER THAN >tumut< UWU? …NO. SOMETHING WRONG EMANATES OFF THAT ONE.
personally a big fan of ^u^ ~u~ U~U :U and sUch!
I AM CAPABLE OF IT, BUT I THINK LEAVING YOU TO SUFFER WOULD BE MORE FUN.
Rage bait your nearest Old One, TODAY!
brb gotta re-watch prince tutu
[ We can take turns then. Alright, I can accept those terms. ]
[ What would you prefer me to run or you to hide? I have my own planet as well. But both locations could possibly make it easier on the other. I'd prefer my planet. ]
[ Hm. I don't want to be chased, and there is no enjoyment I will find in it, I think. The thought does not appeal to me. Instead, hide-and-seek with chase elements. I think that would be more interesting for me. Instead of just running. ]
[ Are you set on trying to chase me? ]
[ No. I don't need something running around here. Also, that would be incredibly funny, all things considered. But still no. ]
blocking and moving on is a cowards sentiment. arguing with people you dont like online is fucking hilarious and everyone should do it more often.
HM. IN ANOTHER MOOD.
GOD DAMN IT, NO.
hehehehe 38D
QUIT CALLING ME THESE FUCKASS NAMES, CALL ME BY MY NAME, KARKAT, NO SURNAME BULLSHIT WE'RE NOT FUCKING BUSINESS PARTNERS.
DO NOT FUCKING CALL ME THAT.
CALL ME BY MY FUCKING NAME, JACKASS.
carpkat krabkatch krabkat nubby shouts nubbyshouts shouty mr. krabs
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ You're a beautiful soul may your vengeance r.ingtrue
GuESS YOu WILL JuST. HAVE TO FIND OuT. HuH. IT WOuLD PROBABLY BE. A BADGE FEATuRING MY BITCH SISTER. BECAuSE I CAN THINK OF NO GREATER INSuLT.
✟hey called us rabbi✝︎s. I once saw a rabbi✝︎ claw ou✝︎ ✝︎he en✝︎rails of ano✝︎her. #Gore?
Every time I decide to practice the sparingly-used technique of logging the fuck off every now and then, I come back to see some new and novel bullshit that's decided to happen in my brief absence. The Dirk that offed himself is back with a tit shot for a profile picture. Alright. Another Jade apparently got possessed. Jesus Christ. And now, the backrooms have decided to make their universal debut into the Chittr awareness. You heard it here, folks. Never log off.
NO.
dawg u look like a pickle https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/06/05/IMG_8886.jpeg
𝗕𝟯𝟯 < awww so cute so cute
𝗕𝟯𝟯 < fur real they aint even mine yet im f33ling mapurrnal
probably will cry a second time. but if you wanted, i could move this to dms. i don't want to flood the timeline and your page too much.
not too sure, i wouldn't want to overload a new father's plate with some stupid troubles i have.
𝗕𝟯𝟯 < awwwwwwwwww theyre so cute
Kinda hard to maintain a hive when your dad's slime grows mold on everything and the part das not slug is cockroach eating walls lmao also dont worry bout it. despite everything, i am very normal congrats on da grubs i guess?
my bad
+[U] It-would-be-you're-right
metal might be an issue. im willing to improvise if im allowed to use a weapon or something instead of my hands.
fuck. can you act hurt at least? not as fun if youre tanking that shit.
good. nice. ill take you up on that offer then.
Yeah, that's more what I meant. I can also get you stuff. But yes, please ask for help.
I can help, you can come here, i'll give you coords.
:33< if mew dont think quadrant vacilation is hot as hell mew and i aint got nyathing to say to eachothpurr
Oh. Yeah. Hm, yeah, I agree.
I'm not a Dirk, I just... play the role of Bro who was a dirk. Aaa I do'nt wanna think about that. Anyway yeah my sons. you are by proxy a dirk an alt of my son kinda not realy sorta i guess. Yes. if you need help, I can help, we have grub care here too.
𝗕𝟯𝟯 < good luck 𝗕𝟯𝟯 < but also k33p me updated on your endeavors as a purrent
AM SLADMANCDRER
//I am not a caretaker or lusus, but just make sure they are not culled and are fed and they will likely survive.//
BUGS AND ALSO KEEP THEM WARM. HEATING PAD
𝗕𝟯𝟯 < mewre not too far off the mark 𝗕𝟯𝟯 < insects fur now but mew may n33d to make them into sauce 𝗕𝟯𝟯 < like baby food 𝗕𝟯𝟯 < latpurr youll have to hunt fur its food
Also, this "hypothetical" is seemingly concerning.
SOMEBODY HAS TO TAKE THEM OUT OF YOUR CARE, HOLY SHIT. THIS IS DISGUSTING. JUST GIVE ME ONE.
▼i literally wrote the words 'free' try reading▲
Yeah, do it.
perhaps he should be less of a sad lil gay boy if he shouldn't be called that
Personally I’d say it’s fine, but I would wait for another Strider to weigh in for a concrete opinion.
𝗕𝟯𝟯 < do it
(( Look what I just got, I feel it’s more appropriate to share this here now. Older sibling of the three Strider’s. Mister Bro himself )) https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/121031664_EJNPfMU9L58SVwA.png
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < Oh, don't you fxcking know it. .. That's your face? Dxmn. My bad. What are you?
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < Thanks, it's the only thing my jackalopedad gave me before he absconded the fxck out of my life. Cool mask tho.
>motherfuckers will just go on the site and post "hrm. indubitably" and just not fucking elaborate at all >the INSIDE THOUGHTS are for the INSIDE >because they are UNNECESSARY >they don't CONTRIBUTE to the conversation >jingling the proverbial fucking keys lololol
#wwizardwwednesday #lairsandlusii #fitcheck #wwizarding #sorcery #majyyk #lovve #philosophy #wwar wwizard wwednesday has come and gone long enough wwithout a meaninful contribution from yours truly the prince of hope therefore im blessin you all wwith an introduction to both my neww and improvved divvine robes #myrobes and the character ill be bringin to the sord coast at the advvent a LAIRS AND LUSII SORCERER HIGHTIER https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/37aa1a49b6d8.png
lalalalalalala ^__^
every/)ne wh/) t/)ld me t/) n/)t c/)mmit crimes isn’t helping the part where i asked h/)w t/) n/)t get arrested
did nearly have a stupid as fuck death just now that shit woulda been embarrassing to come back from
Bold move hating a chit about gay pride while yearning for a man.
I’ll stay calling myself stealth when I’m the most clockable douche around.
Well duh. Roxy gets a free pass. Jane can have one too but I don’t think she’d actually use or enjoy it.
This is true. The real solution is to make an AI only social media platform. Dave is objectively cooler, true. But I am Dirk, so his identity would be easier to emulate. That said, I have been practicing my imitations of his friends. I would say I have a 98.74% accuracy in imitating Jake, Roxy, and Jane.
Nëvër qüëstïön mÿ cömmïtmënt tö ä bït.
i'll have to give you a raincheck there, i haven't had a thriller one yet. horror? yes. though I'll refrain from posting about being hunted down and gutted in graphic sexual detail for now
BECAUSE I CAN ONLY MENTALLY HANDLE ONE OF THAT FUCKER AND NOT 5
WHY IS THERE MORE THAN ONE SCRATCH ON THIS FUCKING SITE?????
\ 1 w0uldnt have 1t any 0ther way. 1m m0re 1nt0 b1rd based puns anyway, g1ven my lusus / \ glad 1 c0uld be 0f caw-ss1stance! J:) /
\ real. but yeah puns w1ll c0me naturally. d0nt chase after em 0r they'll run. l1ke a rabb1t! J:D /
\ get enc0uraged by bun puns 1d10t! /
\ d0esnt seem y0u're hare-1ng well here /
yea, i want 2 study your brain under a microscope bitch lmao love the way those wrinkles just don't connect #dumbbitch
[ While I truly cannot be fully unaware of what happens around this place, I never know what to make of all these "main character" moments. Though! I suppose I would be the villain in a lot of these moments. Thankfully, I was in the middle of scheming. You know, just evil robot things. ]
Gonna slam an entire pack of beer for breakfast and watch The Golden Girls. #substances https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6e2ef9b7404d.gif
fun fact 7 days after meeting me john texted me that he was caressing me with his toes thats when i knew we were real ones for life
TO LOVE AND FORGIVE IS THE WISEST CHOICE OF ALL
hell yea! I get 2 hunt YOU 4 sport (first dibz) and if I succeed DEY get to hunt YOU for sports and if you survive (if you don't: skill issue), you get to hunt them back lmao and maybe me if you want and still have a lil mojo for it 👉👈
dun worry your pretty long ears off, im a tough kill! prommy :)
whatev, heres a knife, 5 caegars and some meth. oh wait, therez a roach too, didnt finish that juicy earlier lmao #substance
Oh shid, you for real? man i might just be the most surprised a us 2 now lolz i cant believe you're curious. Hell yeah i fuck with you. but its basically what it says on the tin: being hunted for sport. you in? i have so many contactz im sure at LEAST 20 of dem woud like you running for your life hehe 💜💜 be still my fucking pumper
https://64.media.tumblr.com/f80def1c46f42cbef01436b3512aafdf/574a0949d3a09766-51/s640x960/ca71eaf4567019416fa77a88af266c8bbb830890.png shes a detective
yeah, what da fucks up with you even. Are you like. An alien? alien robot hopbeast thing? dats sick. do you even feel thingz lol also have you hever been hunted for sport? #blood sports are the best trust
da fuck, I meant something else, weren't we talking bout getting things all mixed up lol
cant do hot gurl shit wit my pan throbbin so im callin it an early light if i dont reply to ur dms im prolly sleep so chill out or ask @cuttlefishCrusher glight
waddya feel when you fear? #i can think of a few more emotions yea
My toxic trait is mistaking fear for admiration lol
bro im so serious im gonna find you and whoop your ass get the hell outta my comment section and go get a job or somethin man!!!
my fatass needs to stop eating those crumbly dry ass cookies with the slightly crunchy frosting this shit is too good
i say as i fish out another from the box
I DONT WANT NO CHṴDS: A CHṴD IS A GṴY WHO CAN’T GET NO LOVE FROM ME #LYRICSPOSTING?
h1
WHY ARE PEOPLE SAY1NG H1 TO ME 1 DONT KNOW YOU
PITYING THIS CHIT JUST BECAUSE YOU SAID THAT.
YOU C4N JO1N TH3M TOO
WHO3V3R P1T13D MY L4ST CH1T GO TO SUP3R H3LL R1GHT NOW
oh right! now i can do this.
(=^･⩊･^=) < HEHEHE!! I LOVE BEING A CUTE LIL' PET FUR MY LORD!!! #PETPLAY
mcdonalds is so fucking good big mm
testing my regex!
Now you both are being exaggerated. The goal is for him not to notice until later when it pisses him off.
ok yay naem changed its legit jst the spellin but yay soecial :3
thinkin abr thise lesbians from saw 3 u thnk they fell in luv afte rrne one had her heard blwon off #gore
yeaaaah i got a new badge!! i challenged the Hoofbeast gym and won!
i. yeah. thats. that makes a lot of sense actually and i really appreciate it. i guess nothing would really have changed if that WAS me, like ME me, but the same stuff probably wouldve happened or. i dont know, i dont understand time or universe stuff and ill stop pretending like i do. thank you. ... and yeah. built in fursona kind of rocks.
A badge for the movement. Finally.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] exciting he1med m0irai1 newz: i have managed t0 zend a zimu1ati0n 0f a zh00zh-pap. [END MESSAGE]
D — I'm pleased by this animated hoofbeast. #honse —>
okay, yeah i actually do feel a lil better watching the cute lil honse prance about.
X Sometimes you just need to blow a fat load into your matesprit and smoke a cigarette #nsfw #substance x
we loVe halloween!!
I deserve t-o-o- be wearing a big beautiful fl-o-o-wing dress s-o-o- I can twirl ar-o-o-und and watch it g-o-o-.
IN THE WET: I’M ALL SET OṴT IN THE DRY: MAKE ME CRY
i guess so? huh.
Y-o-o-u're fucking G-o-o-d up there????
DON’T SAY THAT EITHER.
handSss out poorly written Sssmut about how bad you are in bed during your wake
I dO nOt wIsh tO rEmOvE my gUts frOm my thOrAx tO shOw thEm, bUt I ApprEcIAtE thE sUggEstIOn.
Ive decided to give a pixie cut a shot! https://file.garden/aBZ5rjzGMXomaV2l/LaraEnglishSketchington.png
It Is sO rUdE whEn spIrIts sEEk tO scArE mE by shOwIng thEIr dEAth wOUnds. I knOw thAt yOU cAn tUrn thOsE Off, plEAsE pUt yOUr gUts bAck, thAt Is tErrIbly UncOUth! #gOrE
I Ate Them Both So You Can't Have Either.
I don't have favorites. (Lie) (Go, Swiss, go!)
night shift sucks s0me idi0ts lusus crushed a few cust0mers cars. https://i.p0stimg.cc/nzfvrndq/screensh0t-20260530-025256.png #sevenelevenp0sting
HEY @ECHOBIOLOGIST WHEN YOU SAY SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR GIRLS CAN YOU INCLUDE ME IN THAT AS WELL? YOUR GIRLS AND KARKAT VANTAS IF IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE. THANKS.
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GO FUCK YOURSELF
cause i'm fuckin evil, i hope both sides of your pillow are warm forever
yo im not dead what did i miss
this is kinda lame so i might nuke this later but i really was not feeling good tonight saw some bad shit and it freaked me out but bro helped me calm down and was oddly sweet about it until a couple hours ago i couldnt tell you when he last hugged me or if he ever really did i dunno if hes getting old and soft or if he just felt like humoring me tonight but either way it was nice hes asleep now im happy
wonder how long its going to take that version of bro to realize hes fighting with the hal jr that lives in my devices
im probably as emotionally comforting as soggy bread but if you wanna talk im here