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my fatass needs to stop eating those crumbly dry ass cookies with the slightly crunchy frosting this shit is too good
i say as i fish out another from the box
I DONT WANT NO CHṴDS: A CHṴD IS A GṴY WHO CAN’T GET NO LOVE FROM ME #LYRICSPOSTING?
h1
WHY ARE PEOPLE SAY1NG H1 TO ME 1 DONT KNOW YOU
PITYING THIS CHIT JUST BECAUSE YOU SAID THAT.
YOU C4N JO1N TH3M TOO
WHO3V3R P1T13D MY L4ST CH1T GO TO SUP3R H3LL R1GHT NOW
oh right! now i can do this.
(=^･⩊･^=) < HEHEHE!! I LOVE BEING A CUTE LIL' PET FUR MY LORD!!! #PETPLAY
mcdonalds is so fucking good big mm
testing my regex!
Now you both are being exaggerated. The goal is for him not to notice until later when it pisses him off.
ok yay naem changed its legit jst the spellin but yay soecial :3
thinkin abr thise lesbians from saw 3 u thnk they fell in luv afte rrne one had her heard blwon off #gore
yeaaaah i got a new badge!! i challenged the Hoofbeast gym and won!
i. yeah. thats. that makes a lot of sense actually and i really appreciate it. i guess nothing would really have changed if that WAS me, like ME me, but the same stuff probably wouldve happened or. i dont know, i dont understand time or universe stuff and ill stop pretending like i do. thank you. ... and yeah. built in fursona kind of rocks.
A badge for the movement. Finally.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] exciting he1med m0irai1 newz: i have managed t0 zend a zimu1ati0n 0f a zh00zh-pap. [END MESSAGE]
D — I'm pleased by this animated hoofbeast. #honse —>
okay, yeah i actually do feel a lil better watching the cute lil honse prance about.
X Sometimes you just need to blow a fat load into your matesprit and smoke a cigarette #nsfw #substance x
we loVe halloween!!
I deserve t-o-o- be wearing a big beautiful fl-o-o-wing dress s-o-o- I can twirl ar-o-o-und and watch it g-o-o-.
IN THE WET: I’M ALL SET OṴT IN THE DRY: MAKE ME CRY
i guess so? huh.
Y-o-o-u're fucking G-o-o-d up there????
DON’T SAY THAT EITHER.
handSss out poorly written Sssmut about how bad you are in bed during your wake
I dO nOt wIsh tO rEmOvE my gUts frOm my thOrAx tO shOw thEm, bUt I ApprEcIAtE thE sUggEstIOn.
Ive decided to give a pixie cut a shot! https://file.garden/aBZ5rjzGMXomaV2l/LaraEnglishSketchington.png
It Is sO rUdE whEn spIrIts sEEk tO scArE mE by shOwIng thEIr dEAth wOUnds. I knOw thAt yOU cAn tUrn thOsE Off, plEAsE pUt yOUr gUts bAck, thAt Is tErrIbly UncOUth! #gOrE
I Ate Them Both So You Can't Have Either.
I don't have favorites. (Lie) (Go, Swiss, go!)
night shift sucks s0me idi0ts lusus crushed a few cust0mers cars. https://i.p0stimg.cc/nzfvrndq/screensh0t-20260530-025256.png #sevenelevenp0sting
HEY @ECHOBIOLOGIST WHEN YOU SAY SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR GIRLS CAN YOU INCLUDE ME IN THAT AS WELL? YOUR GIRLS AND KARKAT VANTAS IF IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE. THANKS.
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GO FUCK YOURSELF
cause i'm fuckin evil, i hope both sides of your pillow are warm forever
yo im not dead what did i miss
this is kinda lame so i might nuke this later but i really was not feeling good tonight saw some bad shit and it freaked me out but bro helped me calm down and was oddly sweet about it until a couple hours ago i couldnt tell you when he last hugged me or if he ever really did i dunno if hes getting old and soft or if he just felt like humoring me tonight but either way it was nice hes asleep now im happy
wonder how long its going to take that version of bro to realize hes fighting with the hal jr that lives in my devices
im probably as emotionally comforting as soggy bread but if you wanna talk im here