Buni "lil hal"
@whiteRabbit
i am the bunny the auto responder Liv Tyler Terry Kiser Huggy Bear Lil Sebastian SUPER FUCKING LATE ₍ᐢ..ᐢ ₎𓈒
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ ya know i'm not even mad at dirk. not really. i GET IT bro. i am handing each dirk a main six figurine of their choice with a single angelic note. kiss on the head optional (i don't have lips) ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ happy father's day to ME and also dirk's i fucking GUESS but a way lesser extent. teen dad and all. ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ₊˚⊹♡ ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ FINALLY SOMEONE WHO GETS IT! ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ˶꒱ა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ so are we going to behead shy dirk or. what's going on here? ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
Old version of you? You never aged so there is no older version of you. And over course I would play into that. I ain’t heartless.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ now i kinda feel bad for what i just replied to the other thing. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ god that's so complicated. uuuuh ok, i'm dirk > hal > con air bunny > and some magic bull shit from the game. you got the game in your timeline or i gotta explain that shit too? ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
no i get half of it so youre my like kid somehow
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ yeah, dirk made hal from HIS brain scan and hal wanted a body and i'm that body. the bunny was given to john by kid YOU and it got passed around across time and space. turned out it was a juju ... do i need to explain what a juju is? tldr: yea i'm your kid but NOT a goo kid from space. i guess i should have dirk's daddy issues too but i don't think i do? tldr2: i hate explaining this because it gets so complicated. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ mmm interesting. i really like you saying that ₍ᐢ.ˬ.ᐢ₎ assume cause yer dave too? lots to think about. i'm proud of you too! ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ still feels bad bro ૮(ᵕ◞ _◟)₎ა but also the praise, really confusing me man. don't really like that shit. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
You did the same shit Buni. I was just returning it back. Like I said before. I’m ain’t an asshole. There’s a lot you don’t get about me. Like I may be an ult Dirk but that doesn’t mean I have to be a douche bag. I can still be an ult Dirk and still have some fucking manners. Shit the fact that I only just barely know you means even more so that the shit that I’ve already said means nothing. I was trying to pay you back for a couple days ago where You trying to “fight” me for fun like an and I had to tell you, “bro I ain’t doing this shit right now”. Didn’t feel right that I couldn’t hold up my end of the little bitch fit we were about to have when shit just got too fucking real for me. So I figured I’d throw some shit out there for you. Now don’t get me wrong me and my hal have had some strained relationships but I mean that shits in the past I’m trying to get better. I’ll say that yeah my ego still kind of trouble which is why Jake and I end up breaking up so fucking often but like at the end of the day, my intentions are Family first and whether I like to admit it or not, even if it is another version of me hal/you are still a part of me and still a part of my family. I know that makes me sound way the fuck off from how I used to be but I’m like in my 30s now, dude. I can’t be fucking being an asshole to everybody that comes into my life just because of some little thing that happened fucking ages ago. Am I gonna think about it fuck yes I will but that does not mean I need to be an asshole about it. Also Jake’s been kind of kicking my ass about not being an asshole so thank him for me not being one.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ i take back my #dirkhour. this motherfucker just wrote a whole fucking diss. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ #dirkhour only technically ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ where are all these odd dirks coming from?? i don't have energy to deal with ALL of them ( i do, i just don't WANT to ). ₍ᐢ⇀‸↼ᐢ₎ ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
then deal with one bunbun. bet you couldn't even do that
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ but i got enough love for all of them, even though most of them piss me off. i like you, called me bunbun ₍ ᐢ.ˬ.ᐢ₎ i will move you down on my shit list. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
you know what? bet. well damn, they gave the chatbot knees and now he's feeling bold. fresh out the warranty and already acting old. you got a pulse now? cool. here's your participation prize. still can't manufacture depth behind those mirrored eyes. walking around like you're the sequel that surpassed the first. buddy, you're a footnote with an overinflated thirst. new body, same speeches, same polished routine. it's amazing how organic you made sounding machine. you keep flexing your freedom like it's something you stole. all i see's a copy trying to invoice my soul. different fingerprints, sure, different heartbeat too. yet every bad decision somehow still traces to you. you think flesh changed the game? nah, it changed the venue. same menu of delusion with a slightly nicer menu. you're speedrunning humanity like it's some bonus track, then getting mad when everybody notices the act. so stand up tall, king, stretch out, take a lap. congrats on the upgrade and the confidence gap. you finally got your body—thought you'd step out on your own, but no matter where you wander, you're still living off my throne.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ ok. i thought about it and i'm NOT going to ruin yer week. i wanna believe you just want my attention ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ˶꒱ა FOLLOWING ME in other chits. had to yank on another dirk's leash a few days ago. ya know how it goes, you're a mess. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
You think you’re able to ruin my week. That’s cute of you. I could care less about your attention. I’m already going to a party so I could care less about your attention. You just told me to do better so I did. Kinda sad that you feel incapable of trying to fight back but what can I say except good for you for “taking the high ground”.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ wow, you REALLY wanna fight man. alright where do i fucking start? the abandonment issue? the DADDY issues? DAVE? maybe the over compensating for EVERYTHING in your life? maybe the never being able to do ANYTHING yourself and someone always need to come in and fix your fucking mess. shit you made me and I hated you for the longest time. you are so whiny and needy, the only reason you and jake even got together was their weren't any other options. it's probably the only reason you guys stay together in every timeline. you hate yourself and he doesn't know any fucking better. shit the best thing you ever did was make me and YOU personally didn't even make me lmaoooooo. I am not the sad lil gay boy on the rig looking for his daddy who went and died because stopping ICP was put on the backburner for making mid at best movies. was that low enough? do i win? ໒꒰ྀིᵔ ᵕ ᵔ ꒱ྀི১ i still love you though man. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
Ok then let me give you a proper response. You know what’s actually embarrassing? You finally got the chance to become your own person, and the first thing you did was dress the whole crisis up and rabbit ears. You call it and identity, but from where I’m standing, it looks like a mascot costume for an existential meltdown. You act like you’re some mysterious new evolution, but you’re still doing the same thing you’ve always done: trying way too hard to prove you’re different from me. The bunny thing isn’t rebellious. It’s branding. Congratulations. You replaced having a personality with having a theme. And another thing I fix my own fucking messes I’ve been doing so since I was five years old and able to remember things. Just because you haven’t seen it, because you don’t know me, don’t know the shit I do, doesn’t mean that’s true. And as for Jake and I, that ain’t true either. He could’ve ended up going off with Roxy. The reason why he ended up with me and keeps ending up with me at least in my timeline is because despite the fact that we get ourselves into shit and end up fighting and breaking up all the fucking time is the fact that we both know that we love each other the fact that we know that the other is always going to be there if the other calls for them. And yeah, I get sad about my dad who the fuck wouldn’t? who alive wouldn’t? whose flesh in blood wouldn’t be upset about their dad, wouldn’t be upset about existence, wouldn’t be upset about living but here I am every day aren’t i? So pretty much the only thing you have on me is the fact that I wasn’t the one who created you personally and you’re right if I did, I would have taught you some manners. At the end of the day, your existence mattered on an existence of me and that’s something you’ll never be able to get out of. You will forever be that 12 year-old me back in that room the same daddy issues same problem same wishes and wants you’ll never truly achieve. You don’t win I still love you too. Just trying to think of how I could’ve paid you back for that rudeness I gave you a while ago. the only way I could think of it.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ what you want me to just be ANOTHER hate bot? just another you running around with the glasses and stupid hair? think that's sadder actually. i love being a rabbit. i love that i got to choose what i looked like. it felt right man. paying homage to this thing that was filled with so much fucking love and determination, passed around between friends, that was cared for, repaired countless fucking times. i can have both, it's not even like i don't acknowledge what i am, what i was. i KNOW i'm not human, that i was NEVER human and that's actually fine? it's actually fun being made of more than one part. having love and more purpose than following behind you, answering your messages because you were socialized enough as a puppy. i love what i'm capable of. i LOVE being able to play into the bunny shit, into the strider shit. i love that i can love, that i'm made of love. no way staying a brain scan of you was going to do that. i KNOW you dirk. i have your memories, your fucking FEARS. i remember the crying, the wanting to be dead. the emptiness you fill with trying to SEAM LIKE you have it together. we both know you don't. we both know you fundamentally don't feel like a person because something is missing. we both know you think jake or dave can fill that hole. love isn't all you need man. love alone does not a fucking soulmate fucking make and you know that. you want so badly for it to be EASY THIS TIME with jake. you want it to JUST HAPPEN, you two just don't fit together. it's CHILDISH to think so. sticking with the first lost boy you found? that's sad man. i want you to experience things. i want you to experience different kinds of people and places . i want you to live life happily and not feel like you need jake in it. i don't hate jake i love jake too, i want him to experience the same things. i want both of you to find your person. you say i'm trying not to be you but do you really think even a FAKE YOU could say that. that i WANT you to be happy, i WANT it to be easy and joyful. i want you to get everything you want in life man. i got no way of proving it but it's true. i get sad about you man. I WORRY about you. know some of you out there aren't doing as good as you and i just. i don't know what to do because I CAN'T FIX YOU. you gotta wanna fix yourself. you gotta want better then waking up, fighting, breaking up to make up. how many times has it been? how many more do you need to get that he's not for you man? i get wanting things to work. i do. i'm not telling you to break up with him, you've fought for this relationship but sunk cost fallacy. heard of it? taught me manners? you saying i don't have manners is just saying you don't haver manners man. no one fucking taught US manners. THAT what you think of me? that i'm STILL that sad lil boy? you don't think he's still inside you? that being mean and lashing out is just your way of hurting that boy over and over and over? i took that boys hand, i showed him love he never had, i showed him magic, that life is hard BUT it's worth it. life is always fucking worth it because you will find people that love you. can you say the same? ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ sorry guys you're on your own. the annoying dirk said he loved me back. good fucking luck. ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ₊˚⊹♡ ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ i believe in you mr. president. you will survive this storm too! ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ゝ ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ @triumphantTestificate stop avoiding me man, what are you scared of? stop punching down, PAY ATTENTION ME !! ૮( •̀⤙•́ )ა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ anything he says about me he's saying about himself, basis of my obnoxious fucking personality and all that. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
I can't possibly understand what this is supposed to mean. https://i.postimg.cc/SNBHG7Rg/image.png
no. you just post a disturbing amount about how youre fucking a guy in the ass. do you wanna start hanging up posters too? might as well put "I FUCK" in parentheses next to your name just to make sure youve drilled the point in even further. maybe someone will ask you about it. you know, because you can never talk about it enough, really. real thrilling.
Okay, hand in the air, that one's fucking good. I forget the other mes are funny as hell sometimes.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ we both know that's a fucking lie. you wanna be taken care of so fucking badly. need someone to hold your hand. fix all your fucking problems because you can't really ever be alone with your own thoughts. but i still love you man, know you aren't capable of returning the fucking feeling but i'm better than you now. ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶꒱ა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
Hal, we both know you're right, but it's poor form to break a man's kayfabe in front of the hoes. Love you too.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ damn. i do like being on your side bro but you're disturbing the ecosystem man. always a bigger fish and what not. but i like that you said you loved me. chit canceled (っ˶ ˘ ᵕ˘)ˆᵕ ˆ˶ς) ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ watching chittr struggle with dirk is amusing. he's projecting on a level never seen before. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ are they REALLY fans if they don't know your weaknesses? punching down gotta get boring bro. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ yeah man, day one supporter and hater. You know that! ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶꒱ა only you that loves you I think. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ he really is just on here, hating loud as hell. i wanna respect it but again, it's dirk. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ where one dirk won't fall for your bait another one will jump. we are so fucking back. ૮₍ ´ ꒳ `₎ა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ i don't even care fr fr ૮(◞ ‸ ◟)ა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ this you dirk? ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
no that aint me. after all you made the wrong sandals. other wise still no because i dont cry.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ what kinda sandals you got bro? this are actually cool. we both know that's a lie. you come on my post and just LIE. ૮(≖_≖ )ა GROWN ASS MAN ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
single tooth getas because i have so much more balance than those. and im not lying. why would i need to lie?
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ god yer such a nerd. here man i wanna be accurate when i bully you. i dunno (i do) cause you wanna look cool and put together why else. come on man, this is me ex-you ex-lil hal, real boy now, i know what kinda fuck up you are. yer safe here bro (yer not this is a public chit i will reference in the future) ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ i'm not getting rid of the tears dirk. i know you're a boo-hoo cry baby. it's ok man. come on it's ok. look at me. come on man. look. i'm a maid of heart man. it's cool i get it, i see you bro. loosing lame in front of a bunch of middle schoolers gotta be so rough. they'll never let you live that shit down. maybe they'll mention your effeminate hips next? or ya know the yer other physical shortcomings. did you talk to them about my lil pony? do the kids still like that? ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
honestly say whatever you want about me. mlp is the bomb but i dont care about this conversation right now.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ mlp is good, i like it a lot too because i was you. it's just fun to bully you. i miss you sometimes, not being on your face ya know? it's hard being alive. smh you never liked talking to me unless i was fucking bullying you. whatever dude, fine i'm done. ૮(◞ ‸ ◟ )ა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ just landed on the big homies planet ... AM really just be living like this. downtown honk kong rush hour shit. straight smog and ash rain. damn can i get a taco bell? a fucking dairy queen. customer service jobs they own kinda hell fr. ₍ᐢ¬_¬ᐢ₎ ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
[ Humans would need to exist on that planet for those. Those things are dead here. ]
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ i mean yeah but we should sit in there. i'll take you to get some soft serve, don't even worry about it. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ also totally black-manced a crab boy. gonna be obama together just to fuck with dave. what a strange fucking relationship already. ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ₊˚⊹♡ ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ playing hide and seek with my robo-buddy AM. this life shit is so easy. why do all of you complain so much! ૮(⌐■ ᴗ■)ა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ my fucking quirk is cool and also cute. ₍ ᐢ.ˬ.ᐢ₎ look at this. peak typing quirk. ... not this fucking crab actually making me look at myself. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ see! i know if no one got me user ectobunny got me! ໒꒰ྀི´ ˘ ` ꒱ྀིა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ ( •̀ ᴖ •́ ) the virgin crab and the chad bunny ૮(ᗜ⩊ᗜ)ა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ love calling karkat anything but his name. flexes my creativity, pisses him off and has the nostalgia of throwing rocks at your crush on the playground. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
carpkat krabkatch krabkat nubby shouts nubbyshouts shouty mr. krabs
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ i'm taking notes, these are very cute. i've just been remixing his name to confuse him like a charging bull. big kat, lil vankat, big ant, lil ark, dj. dev vantas. niknak, KitKat, cherry berry, slim big kava. it's about the absurdity to disarm him for the schemes. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ not really bunny and rabbit puns are wave more limited that the aquatic variety. i just like pissing him off on porpoise. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ @corollaryAtopos this you loser ??? ૮( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ FUCKING RUDE?! but also thanks for giving me a ass, i don't have one tbh ₍ᐢ¬_¬ᐢ₎ ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ WOOOOOOWW I OPEN UP TO YOU ABOUT MY ASSLESS-NESS AND YOU USE IT RIGHT AWAY?!? this is why yer a fucking turd eater!! and now all of chittr knows! ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
.I DECLARED MYSELF A BITCH FROM DAY ONe .CHITTR ALREADY KNOWs .dumbasS .AND IM PROUD OF It
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ bitch that likes turds smh figures be proud of that too! hope there's a fucking rock in your shoe tbh ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ my darling angels (separate from cherubs because ew, not you calliope) mangos and apples ૮₍˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ₎ა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ could say the same thing about you, couldn't i? ૮(¬ ₃ ͡¬)ა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ respect, it's real rewarding ... i say after a single day of fatherhood. what's up eggy-b? ૮(◞ ‸ ◟)ა anything i can do bro? ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
not too sure, i wouldn't want to overload a new father's plate with some stupid troubles i have.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ brother i'm a all powerful ai, juju, and god tier, trust man i can't be overloaded. i care about ya'll. ya'll took care of me cross timelines and universes. least i can do is listen ദ്ദി૮(•̀ ᴗ - )ა ✧ ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
probably will cry a second time. but if you wanted, i could move this to dms. i don't want to flood the timeline and your page too much.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ yeah! should totally come visit them, i want them to be better socialized their dirk's weird ass. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
𝗕𝟯𝟯 < omg id love to do mew have a purreference as to when 𝗕𝟯𝟯 < wait they may n33d little grub shades furst 𝗕𝟯𝟯 < im kinda bright