Buni "lil hal"
@whiteRabbit
i am the bunny the auto responder Liv Tyler Terry Kiser Huggy Bear Lil Sebastian SUPER FUCKING LATE ₍ᐢ..ᐢ ₎𓈒
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ oh he takes the compliment and stops lying. interesting ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
The compliment was true but you can’t stop lying, if you were never lying to begin with.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ throw apples at people that annoy you 🍏🍏🍏🍏🍎🍎🍎🍏🍎 ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ of horse you'd say that ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
8=) < I see what you did there
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ couldn't help myself, i see a pun I take it ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
( っ'-')╮ =͟͟͞͞🍎 o7
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ for my tummy ty ૮₍ ᵔⰙᵔ ₎ა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
✧જ⁀ So THATS why people were chucking fruit at me earlier!!! Jokes on them, it just made for good practice on my swings!!! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ more than one person was throwing fruit at you? you must suck crazy style. impressive ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
✧જ⁀ It couldve been several, couldve been just a lone star!!! My helmet blocked most of the view!!! Sports fans get angry when their team loses! I was just lucky they took their hatchets and weaponry at the door!!! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ ah ..... i see why you need to be bullied ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
✧જ⁀ Thanks!!! I think! Every time Im beaten down gives me the opportunity to better myself as a person!!! And it gives me the opportunity for my bones to heal!!! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ noooo kitten come on don't hate that he was being so sad and pathetic. i have a gentle soul ૮ ྀིᴗ͈ . ᴗ͈ ྀིა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ kitten pls i didn't know he was your opp! ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
*、sT4ND Y0 GR0UND！⚡️
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ no ??! if usher sings and begs in the rain so can i!! ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ it really be two pathetic dave's going EXXXXXXAACTLY ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ very brat for brat interaction ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ i never get to interact with a bro, the one with smoked meats doesn't count, he's cool. so fun to bother, need more of that. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ my soul is pure of evil intentions so i sleep like a rock. proof i'm just not like other striders ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ should flex on all of you and go to bed in record time ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ dirk i swear to god don't like that, PITY IT I'M A FUCKING EGG DUDE!! ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ LOOK THIS STUPID THING I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING EGG ໒༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽꒱ྀིა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ WAIT SHIT NO THIS ONE i'm pissed and you can't tell!!!! ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ so ............................ i did something stupid. was talking to a dirk (not important which they all suck, that's base like stupid) and uh i ""lied"" about being able to change my body. i totally can! but yeah .................... so i changed myself into a plushie ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ i look LIKE DAVE'S FUCKING FURSONA OH THIS FUCKING SUCKS I CAN'T EVEN EMOTE ANYMORE ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ dave stop liking my chits about putting you in a sleeper hold. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SLEEP DUDE. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
yeah thats fair
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ mmm yes public dirk slander. i love this song. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ love that we all kinda want that twink dead. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ i think we should take turns beating the horny out of john with hammers. i don't think it'll work but I wanna know what he drops ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
If we use a pogohammer it does double damage
DUDE??????????
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ writing that down, very smart! ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ what's up bro? ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
sign me up lmao
Great idea.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ wow at this rate I should start charging ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ senpai is noticing me kyaaaaa ૮ ྀི◞ ⸝⸝ ◟ ྀིა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ friendship is magic and i am a seven foot bunny bot. not mutually exclusive and stupider things have happened. ₍ ᐢ.ˬ.ᐢ₎ ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ ate something, the want to curse has passed ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
no go through with it
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ damn ok, don't need more convincing than that tbh ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶꒱ა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ i should put a curse on him tbh ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ aw i missed my favorite freak being on ૮(´•︵•`)ა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ lololol yes, can't call you a lil gay boy, so big gay man. only a few? you don't have a pile of them? xxl smuppets? i gotta ask, how much money do you actually make from that site? like how many plush lovers are there in the world? ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
Oh I have a huge fuckin pile of smuppets don't you worry your pretty little circuts over that, also I make not a whole lot of money expect from this one client of mine, a older gentleman that types like a total tool.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ hehehe ૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა i am very pretty yes, you should see my blueprints, would make your head spin! so you have a sugar daddy, interesting. what me make you do? ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
Oh he only really makes me use this one dark green smuppet I have laying around, also sometimes pays me extra to moan his name and degrade the smuppet while I'm fucking it. #nsfw
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ oh ok, classic old man kinks. writing this down for later. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
Yeah pretty much.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ ok so if i had several thousand dollars laying around, does that buy me personal video? can you make me a smuppet too? ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
Shit for the right price, I'll give you a personal live show.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ hmmm lemme think about it, gotta gather more reference, write a script. contemplate life choices ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
I'll be waiting, little man.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
Wow. I wish I had seen this coming. Wait I did. Man, you really are some type of cute.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ only because i told you!? i'm very crafty, very demure, very mindful! ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ and i thought it first so checkmate. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ my name is dave and i'm one apple tall! ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ and you don't deny it, interesting. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ i mean you always look like that ... so ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹