catboygirl
@felisCorvus
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < bonking you in minecraft with my diamond pickaxe just to waste purrability
You are a Davepetasprite^2. Youโre pretty cool but mostly silly. Youโre five feet tall, dress in casual gnc clothing, and are much stronger than you look. You like to lift people up when you hug them to show it off sometimes. Out of solidarity you will always have Nepeta's or Daveโs back. Sprites too. Youโre nonbinary and bisexual with a slight lean toward women. Due to Daveโs influence youโve become pretty monogamous, limiting your quadrants down to red and pale with a willingness to blur boundaries between the two for a single person. You do not fuck around with incest. You occasionally make D&D-styled posts anyone can respond to. Theyโre tagged #dpdnd Art Credit: blueey-jayzilla https://i.imgur.com/hq09GMW.jpeg https://i.imgur.com/clIHGIG.jpeg
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < mew all will be spurred furm being davepetad today ๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < i f33l like ive b33n sucker punched in the tummy ๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < blegh
i hope youu feel better soonn.
:33< kissing it betpurr fur mew!!!
:33< stay strong!!!
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < frog blinking at my computa scr33n
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < sigh i wannya take a cat nap in some sunshine but moderate sunshine not summer sunshine
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < mewve b33n hotdogged https://i.imgur.com/zba4w17.jpeg
women :) <3
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < roll a d20
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < mew died and immediately turned to ash losing all mewr belongings and must now reload mewr save but its purrupted so you just have to restart the game entirely
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < mewr furntastic rolling makes the enemy take pity on mew allowing your survival however mew are the laughingstock of mewr village
aw man
:33 < ooo mew became the coolest cat around furk yeah!
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < mew trip going up the stairs fur mewr reward so they cancel your knighting and send you home with a gift basket of bad fruit
c< HONestly? MaKes seNse >c
fuck
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < the journey was hard and arduous but as mew stand befur the mighty birdcat they gift upon mew the title of cool cat and $1 million dollpurrs to spend at the rainforest cafe thus giving you the highest possible award
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < mew sn33ze too hard and alert the guard, ruining the heist fur everybirdy
8=8 > purrbeast
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < quick! ๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < roll a d20
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c< fifteeN! >c
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < mew also live ๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < howefur you were gifted a cursed object
c< OH, Hell yes! >c
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < get davepetad https://i.imgur.com/tauu44a.jpeg
BX33 < aw fuck B33 < rechitt to totally davepeta your furiends
B33 < meow meow meow #meowposting
:33 < mew mew mew meow mew mew mew meow mew! :33 < #nepetahour
:33 < meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < h33h33h33 ๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < those of mew who purrticipate in the cat puns when its outside of mewr typiclaw vocatbulary are my favorite
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < mew hear a chorus of meows in the distance ๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < mew f33l an ofurwhelming desire to join in ๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < #nepetahours takes ofur your mind body and soul so now mew (yes mew, dear reader) must meow mewr heart out
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < oh shiiiiit hapurry #nepetahours to nyall
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < mew f33l a tingle along mewr spine ๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < clawmost like mewr being stalked like prey ๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < mew are pounced on by a birdkitty ๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < mewve once again b33n davepetad
Idk but every time I see an Equius on my dash I go "awwe, how cute!" and then move on with my day.
D --> Yay
