catboygirl
@felisCorvus
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < bonking you in minecraft with my diamond pickaxe just to waste purrability ๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < wifehusband: @curiousClowder
You are a Davepetasprite^2. Youโre pretty cool but mostly silly. Youโre five feet tall, dress in casual masculine-leaning clothing, are a nonbinary lesbian, and are much stronger than you look. You like to lift people up when you hug them to show it off sometimes. Out of solidarity you will always have Nepeta's or Daveโs back. Sprites too. You occasionally make D&D-styled posts anyone can respond to. Theyโre tagged #dpdnd - No incest. Selfcest is fine - Main account is @turophileGibber - Art Credit: blueey-jayzilla https://i.ibb.co/DDcTMn40/IMG-9214.jpg https://i.ibb.co/H3rK0wk/IMG-9215.jpg
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < rise and shine chittpurr ๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < its time fur mewr daily davepetaing
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < fur #petpicsaturday im gonnya purrst a selfie
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < meow ๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < mewve b33n given good luck
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < somebirdy purrlease tell the sun to chill out it is too hot to furnction
this reminds me a my favvorite dvvd of all time shrek somebirdy once purred me
you know what else is hot today? :D
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < that mew had a boyfuriend who looked like a girlfuriend that i had in febpurrary of last year
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < h33h33 bet we could clawbine our purrs to become supurr mega ultra hot
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < blue coconut slushie time ๐๐ฏ๐ฏ
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < so sl33pyyyyy ๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < n33d someone to shake me awake
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < oh and shoutout to my fellow nerve damage havfurs ๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < anybird know a fix fur when it does that weird itch thing
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < evil
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < fur disability purride month heres mewr remeownder that if mew think mewd benefit furom a mobility aid then mew deserve to use one ๐๐ฏ๐ฏ ๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < aid mewr mobility
(( Got all the references for this profile switched off of Imgur at last ๐
(Yaaaaay I use catbox hate the weeb images they use on the page but hey it works :p)
(( lol I went with imgbb since Iโve used it before and was familiar with how it worked :3 catbox sounds cuuuute
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < i am surpurrised i havent s33n a troll with tone tags as their quirk yet
dere is one
@/silentWanderer
(( Oh my god I just remembered all my references on here are Imgur links I need to fix that ๐ญ
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < good mewrning btw chittpurr ๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < get davepetad fur good luck
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < shadow wizpurrd money gang
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < big beans
c< Hell yeaH >c
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < are nyall ready fur something big
YES. CANS IS READY FOR CANS.
c< always >c
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < the cat is out of the bag ๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < despite my furequent fureak purrsting i have maybe b33n a little too shy to fur real tango yet ๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < and yes!!! i know!! i am too old to be shy ๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < but fur now my freak hours remain yearny nonsense as my desipurr builds and builds ๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < no heat required im clawing at the walls h33h33 ๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < mewnifest some confidence fur me purrlease kitties of chittpurr ๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < and maybe a romeowntic to sw33p me off my paws slash to be swept off their paws
:33< mew take all the time mew n33d :33< there is no rush efur efur efur! :33< anyone who tells mew their is is just trying to get into mewr pants :33< #nsfw
c< dONt wOrry! yOu caN taKe all tHe tiMe yOu Need! ill defiNitely MaNifest sOMe cONfideNce 4 yOu tHOugH! >c
:33< mewre gog damn right!
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < appurrciated ๐๐ฏ๐ฏ ๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < im takin it slow as a lazy rifur
c< absOlutely tHe rigHt way 2 dO it! >c
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < ngl ๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < i would die to sit on someones face rn ๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < nefur have befur but the idea has b33n circlawing my pan
:33< *the mighty huntress lays back and pats her face* :33< hop on! :33< #nsfw
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < hehehe ๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < the huntress herself ๐๐ฏ๐ฏ ๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < i know ill be spurrld
:33< mewre gogdamn right h33h33
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < meowwwwwwwww ๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < mewve b33n davepetad ๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < today it gives mew good luck
B33 < right back at you B33 < betcha didnt expect that
Does it not always bring good luck?
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < sigh ๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < now i wanna have a purrdy someown to busy my mouth with
โ^. .^โโ You rang?๊ น
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < at this purrnt i cant call them cat naps anymeowr ๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < ive b33n sl33py all dayyyyyy ๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < already i want to curl up and snooze meowr