catboygirl
@felisCorvus
ππ―π― < bonking you in minecraft with my diamond pickaxe just to waste purrability ππ―π― < wifehusband: @curiousClowder
it kind of looks like its a universal constant for daves to be pathetic losers except me
ππ―π― < give it a mewnute
ππ―π― < somebirdy purrlease tell the sun to chill out it is too hot to furnction
this reminds me a my favvorite dvvd of all time shrek somebirdy once purred me
you know what else is hot today? :D
ππ―π― < that mew had a boyfuriend who looked like a girlfuriend that i had in febpurrary of last year
ππ―π― < h33h33 bet we could clawbine our purrs to become supurr mega ultra hot
zzz whuh whuzzat napped for like a good amount of the day today feelin. a lil bleh? mm dont love that gotta seek out some yummy dinner. thatll cheer me up. anyone got any ideas
ππ―π― < chicken nuggets
mayb. got a buncha boxes in the freezer. dunno if i feel like it tonight to cheer me up. been having em quite often so shrug
ππ―π― < time fur a change then ππ―π― < appleb33s does sound purrdy good
Sometimes when I'm home alone I like to go into the garden, cover myself in dirt, and pretend I'm a carrot.
ππ―π― < are mew a purple carrot
(( Got all the references for this profile switched off of Imgur at last π
(Yaaaaay I use catbox hate the weeb images they use on the page but hey it works :p)
(( lol I went with imgbb since Iβve used it before and was familiar with how it worked :3 catbox sounds cuuuute
shud i shave my hair so its short or grow it out i 'avent f'oguht which one wud look cuter on me
ππ―π― < go long then big chop when mewre bored of it ππ―π―
ππ―π― < the cat is out of the bag ππ―π― < despite my furequent fureak purrsting i have maybe b33n a little too shy to fur real tango yet ππ―π― < and yes!!! i know!! i am too old to be shy ππ―π― < but fur now my freak hours remain yearny nonsense as my desipurr builds and builds ππ―π― < no heat required im clawing at the walls h33h33 ππ―π― < mewnifest some confidence fur me purrlease kitties of chittpurr ππ―π― < and maybe a romeowntic to sw33p me off my paws slash to be swept off their paws
:33< mew take all the time mew n33d :33< there is no rush efur efur efur! :33< anyone who tells mew their is is just trying to get into mewr pants :33< #nsfw
c< dONt wOrry! yOu caN taKe all tHe tiMe yOu Need! ill defiNitely MaNifest sOMe cONfideNce 4 yOu tHOugH! >c
ππ―π― < appurrciated ππ―π― ππ―π― < im takin it slow as a lazy rifur
PURRCHANCE!!!
ππ―π― < purrhaps
ππ―π― < ngl ππ―π― < i would die to sit on someones face rn ππ―π― < nefur have befur but the idea has b33n circlawing my pan
:33< *the mighty huntress lays back and pats her face* :33< hop on! :33< #nsfw
ππ―π― < hehehe ππ―π― < the huntress herself ππ―π― ππ―π― < i know ill be spurrld
ππ―π― < meowwwwwwwww ππ―π― < mewve b33n davepetad ππ―π― < today it gives mew good luck
B33 < right back at you B33 < betcha didnt expect that
Does it not always bring good luck?
β^. .^ββ You want the purple popsS!cle or the red popss!cle? ! ate all the blue onesSsκ Ή
ππ―π― < both
β^. .^ββ !f you get the red one we can make purple ourssselvesSsκ Ή
ππ―π― < mew make a good purrnt ππ―π― < lets do it
β^. .^ββ Ate 7 goreburgersss and now !βm ssso full, tak!ng a nap nowκ Ή
ππ―π― < sw33t dreams
β^. .^ββ Would be even sSweeter !f ! hold!ng youκ Ή
ππ―π― < hehehe ill just have to pounce on ofur to get mew all blanketed by my wings
ππ―π― < oh are we yearning fur womewn right now ππ―π― < count me in
I WAS TESTING SOMETHING
PEOPLE LIKE FAT WOMEN (AS THEY SHOuLD)