catboygirl
@felisCorvus
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < bonking you in minecraft with my diamond pickaxe just to waste purrability
I need you to know that when I first joined the cabinet, everyone was mad about it. Very mad, and every chitt I made for a bit got hated. No one even asked me about myself AT ALL.
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < if you wanted some qna you just had to ask ๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < whats your fafurite animal
pounce wunder if pounce considered cute :oo
:33< oh yeah buddy well :33< Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < mewr so well spoken it brings a tear to my eye
ow i am in a lot of pain for some reason, uh not sure whats going on but my entire body and head just started hurting really bad
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < gonnya share some ibuprofen with mew
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < mew all will be spurred furm being davepetad today ๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < i f33l like ive b33n sucker punched in the tummy ๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < blegh
i hope youu feel better soonn.
:33< kissing it betpurr fur mew!!!
Back from yet another adventure! There is nothing more thrilling than the smell of the spoils of such a gentlemanly endeavour, huzzah! However, in terms of smell, I do have to take a shower now, I'd say.
:33 < meow.... :(
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < who do i n33d to beat up fur making mew sad
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < mewve b33n hotdogged https://i.imgur.com/zba4w17.jpeg
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < roll a d20
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < mew barely escape thanks to a furiendly fairys wish granting abilities
c< uH, 9 >c
20
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < mew barely escape by the skin of mewr t33th and grit alone (mew got lucky)
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < mew died and immediately turned to ash losing all mewr belongings and must now reload mewr save but its purrupted so you just have to restart the game entirely
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < mewr furntastic rolling makes the enemy take pity on mew allowing your survival however mew are the laughingstock of mewr village
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < mew trip going up the stairs fur mewr reward so they cancel your knighting and send you home with a gift basket of bad fruit
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < the journey was hard and arduous but as mew stand befur the mighty birdcat they gift upon mew the title of cool cat and $1 million dollpurrs to spend at the rainforest cafe thus giving you the highest possible award
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < quick! ๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < roll a d20
c< fifteeN! >c
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < mew also live ๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < howefur you were gifted a cursed object