♦ pitied by @felisCorvus
nothing¶about¶"youll¶have¶your¶own¶planet"¶could¶have¶prepared¶me¶for¶the¶fact¶that¶this¶very¶"planet"¶would¶turn¶out¶to¶be¶some¶fucking¶#body-horror¶-ish¶elder¶god¶piece¶of¶rotten¶flesh¶oh¶my¶gog¶they¶need¶to¶put¶content¶warnings¶on¶this¶sglub¶stuff
▲also crazy finding out how happy a lot of roses were as wrigglers▼ ▲i mean not like moonshine and rainbows, but, happier than now, carefree or something▼ ▲but like being depressed drunks werent their whole personality, low bar, but we’re dealing with roses so▼ #substance
shEs In thE mIrrOr AgAIn…
c< ....tHat ONe.... tHat ONe cONcerNs Me.... wHatever, NOt liKe.... wHatever prONOuNs tHey use, cOuld s2p Me >c
zzz whuh whuzzat napped for like a good amount of the day today feelin. a lil bleh? mm dont love that gotta seek out some yummy dinner. thatll cheer me up. anyone got any ideas
highbloodz pissin me off every night. four pronged utensil found in mealblock, must be a day that ends with y
HOLY SHIT MY CAT JUST DIGGED HIS CLAWS INTO ME THAT HURTS.
ii have two be up iin two hour2 you thiink ii could get enough 2leep by then y or n.
They are trying to take away my Casper Mush :(
i dunno, just thought it :P
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Lol. 7
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Shuffled over to to the quack today for something or another and yet again theyve ive been told whatevers wrong with me is not their department. Its getting harder to pin the blame on them.
>>| berries? well, time to .eat some .unknown berries from the woods .i don't know. .i'm lost.
((Dam-mun aboutta get her wisdom teeth out 😱
the only head im getting right now is ache
i cnt sleep 4 shit i keep wakin up after liek 10 mins
>> ¡-am-not-enjoy¡ng-whatever-th¡ડ-trend-¡-came-back-to-¡ડ-berry
sorry its free range noww and thats against the guidelines
This platform's user base has me so dadgum paranoid that I just stopped dead in my tracks with my finger hovering over the "send" button on a PERFECTLY innocuous post concerning my new pedicure. On second thought. You don't need to see that. <:| #Perverts #Freaks And other various #SexualMiscreants
🜏 ɛvɛrryonɛ iis jus♱ NOW ♱ɛlliing mɛ ♱ha♱ 7'6" iisn♱ avɛrragɛ hɛiigh♱ and iim jus♱ ♱ha♱ fuxkiing giigan♱iix okay ♅
maybe thrre white monsters was my metaphorical sun feelin like icarus the wings weigh a ton aint bein stupid we out here just for fun meltin in my hubris clays jumped the gun anyway passed out when i stood up so cool
🜏 ii ♱hough♱ ♱ha♱ was avɛrragɛ !!! ii jus♱ ♱hough♱ ii had shorr♱ frriiɛnds </3333 ♅
CROSS EXAMINATION! How the fuck are you supposed to answer when your moirail asks if you would still love them as a worm because it's apparently NOT HOW I ANSWERED
She Is So Bad For Me It Is Endearing Why Am I Like This #PostingOfTheVagueKind #LiveChitt
fleas and ticks are also bad but usually easier to deal with.
:33< i got a fur!
i see a little bit of you in every lovely thing
good morning. hangover. head is killing me. i dont even remember falling asleep. #substance
There are times when brushing my hair causes such irrationall irritation that I and brieflly overcome with the urge to cut it all away. It is good I am not impullsive. I am proud of my hair. When it cooperates.
:33 < another obligatory i miss my wife post :((
Da faks an omegavewse
no 1 respondin 2 me when i had 4 friends w somethin 2 text w n 1 of them was ded? yeah ok every1 was doin their own thing havin their own crisis np but nearly a dozen ppl? did i do somethin wrong? im just confused what did i do or say is this all over me confessin a crush?
hey so uh....this showed up in the sky? are we being invaded by aliens or whatever? https://i.pinimg.com/736x/97/c4/1a/97c41ad281b479d860427090c012bfa2.jpg
Well n0w i cant fr0lick in a l0ng dress thr0ugh the w00ds s0 n0w my days plans are ruined
* morning everyone * had my breakfast. usually left feeling pretty humgry. but today i am too stressed for troll college to want to eat much more * wish me luuck ahahahaa
sometimes i think mother fuckers dont get my jokes but i dont think people notice im joking which aint great for a clown
Is it too much to ask for just ONE ancient curse to have a positive message? Its always "youre doomed to 100 years bad sex" and never "youre doomed to maintain excellent posture".
:33< im hungry :((
my glance glands / sag deeper by the night / soon enough / i could trip over them
i did NOT fucking say that
I’m Still A Virgin By The Way Sigh I Suppose It Is Alright You Gotta Be At Your Best To Take Care Of The Mother Grub Anyway #NSFW #SoSad
75¢ for a coffee? What's next, 30¢ for a chocolate bar?
ow i am in a lot of pain for some reason, uh not sure whats going on but my entire body and head just started hurting really bad
:33< ladies this ones fur mew! :33< *the mighty huntress goes to do a backflip and lands face furst on the ground unmewving*
:33 < meow.... :(
Saving my Chittr.ing password on all the computers in the office just in case I need to say something really fast.
I wish I was watching Interstellar (2014).
that sounds scary.......
⋆｡˚⋆౨ৎ ୨HHHH SHE S୨W IT!!!! MY HE୨RT IS ୨BOUT TO JUMP OUT OF MY CHEST I ୨M SUCH STUPID!! STUPID PRINCESS!!! PLE୨SE FORGIVE ME PLE୨SE I ୨M SO SORRY ౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆
a youtube series is making me cry. fuck.
nooooo my purr8easts are 8eing so snuggly and cute and trying to groom the 8lanket on my strutpods 8ecause he thinks that's me aND I LOST MY PALMHUSKKKK...MY HUSKTOP'S CAMERA SUCKS
it is how it is lol
im gonna regret companlin so much tomorw i swear but the #substance is makin it hard 2 care
:33 < Hello everynyan!!:33 < Played Roblox with Meulin!! Equius kept beating my ass tho :(
whatch me stress myself so bad i get sick lmao
it could literally be anything i kind of am always doing some bullshit with it
It seems even my own roommate is confused by my previous name and pfp so I have changed it back to normal.
c< Hate NOt KNOwiNg wHetHer Or NOt iM pitcH 4 sOMeONe Or just waNt tHeM dead >c
didnnt sleep lonng buut its ok. i dreamed of makinng nnew friennds
God damn. Now I know why Dave didn't want to come anymore. Her Bro is an insufferable sore loser.
i highly do not reclawmmend losing half of your horn if you can help it
I miss him.
D --> I am still tired but unfortunately there is work to be done
｢megane-san is da darkness. (｀_´メ)｣ ｢n-nyeh! gyu want cuddlez? Σ(；｀∀´)｣ ｢wakatta!~ kekeke, megane-san gives you cuddles.｣ ｢but megane-san is still the darkness... (´ε ｀ )｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane-san's signature neckscruffie cuddles are top notch! wakatta means "eh!?! heh... okay!" (*＞∇＜)]
Passing notes in Alternian during my morning meetings only to realize the human I was referring to can read Alternian for some reason. My bad.
too mych word rejek speak retrn 2 glub
i'm just worried people won't like me as much if i'm not a cis guy? i dunno! i don't even fully know if i'm transgender or if it's some other thing! i just worry i'll lose all my appeal if i'm not just a boy. i'm not even fully sure why i feel this way i guess i'm just assuming people will think i'm weird or less cool.
thoughts i'm having while vacuuming my stupid house. argh. i hate vacuuming so boring.
sitting on the floor. having trouble getting myself up. might have to put my pride aside and ask dave for help. this sucks.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ writing this down in a notes app. this shit seems really easy, no idea why jade's complain so much! ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ ok, ok doing that now, the keeping alive part. what do they even eat? like is it a baby bird situation? termites maybe? humming bird and sugar water. no fucking clue what i'm doing here hypothetically. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
oh well. time to drink a bit and dance around my quest bed to eventually realize i'm too lonely to dance with someone right now. #substance
▲fuck, was that a pang of guilt?▼
kind of missing her right now. #vagueposting
:33< do mew know how furking bad shit has to be when I start reclawmeownding mew therapy? :33< like mewre shit has got to be furking WHACK if im telling mew to get therapy :33< #vagueposting
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the never endin cylce of i want 2 talk 2 that person or talk 2 them more and nefver doin it
why are they still arguing in my replies.
D --> the "eye of a face" D --> Hrm D --> I refuse to reword. I will live with this
what the [texas] is team skull this is why i dont like using new socials
i only get headaches when i stare at a screen with em off
Ah yes my friend group that includes the child of a cannibalistic serial killer, an ex cultist, the two that spent a week trying to bootleg HRT, a bunch of mutated aliens, the two that lived on get fucked islands, and the relatively normal one. #horror (implied)