₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ so are we going to behead shy dirk or. what's going on here? ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
Old version of you? You never aged so there is no older version of you. And over course I would play into that. I ain’t heartless.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ now i kinda feel bad for what i just replied to the other thing. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ god that's so complicated. uuuuh ok, i'm dirk > hal > con air bunny > and some magic bull shit from the game. you got the game in your timeline or i gotta explain that shit too? ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
no i get half of it so youre my like kid somehow
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ yeah, dirk made hal from HIS brain scan and hal wanted a body and i'm that body. the bunny was given to john by kid YOU and it got passed around across time and space. turned out it was a juju ... do i need to explain what a juju is? tldr: yea i'm your kid but NOT a goo kid from space. i guess i should have dirk's daddy issues too but i don't think i do? tldr2: i hate explaining this because it gets so complicated. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ mmm interesting. i really like you saying that ₍ᐢ.ˬ.ᐢ₎ assume cause yer dave too? lots to think about. i'm proud of you too! ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ still feels bad bro ૮(ᵕ◞ _◟)₎ა but also the praise, really confusing me man. don't really like that shit. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
You did the same shit Buni. I was just returning it back. Like I said before. I’m ain’t an asshole. There’s a lot you don’t get about me. Like I may be an ult Dirk but that doesn’t mean I have to be a douche bag. I can still be an ult Dirk and still have some fucking manners. Shit the fact that I only just barely know you means even more so that the shit that I’ve already said means nothing. I was trying to pay you back for a couple days ago where You trying to “fight” me for fun like an and I had to tell you, “bro I ain’t doing this shit right now”. Didn’t feel right that I couldn’t hold up my end of the little bitch fit we were about to have when shit just got too fucking real for me. So I figured I’d throw some shit out there for you. Now don’t get me wrong me and my hal have had some strained relationships but I mean that shits in the past I’m trying to get better. I’ll say that yeah my ego still kind of trouble which is why Jake and I end up breaking up so fucking often but like at the end of the day, my intentions are Family first and whether I like to admit it or not, even if it is another version of me hal/you are still a part of me and still a part of my family. I know that makes me sound way the fuck off from how I used to be but I’m like in my 30s now, dude. I can’t be fucking being an asshole to everybody that comes into my life just because of some little thing that happened fucking ages ago. Am I gonna think about it fuck yes I will but that does not mean I need to be an asshole about it. Also Jake’s been kind of kicking my ass about not being an asshole so thank him for me not being one.