Buni "lil hal"
@whiteRabbit
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what is it with every other dave wanting my brother? go get your own. hes taken already and doesnt want you.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ why doesn't he say that himself lil bro? been trying not to be mean to you but shit if you aren't making it hard ૮(≖_≖ )ა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
hes a stupid asshole thats why. he likes leading these guys on and messing with my head and i let him do it which is probably worse. just put me out of my misery.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ and yet he really has you out here acting like this? thought your whole thing was being cooler than cool but you let DIRK of all people get to you? smdbh (shaking my damn bunny head) DIRK, DAVE. that guy SUCKS and i'd know. smdbh again ૮(¬`‸´¬)ა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
i know i know its really pathetic. i just dont know how to get him out of my head and pants anymore. im happy and content with my actual boyfriend who just so happens to be another dirk but i feel like i need this one to give a shit about me too? its confusing and i hate it.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ stop letting him in YOUR FUCKING PANTS DAVE. that's a start. dirk got you dickmatized. need i say DIRK again? dude you don't even wanna be helped for real. what the hell do you MEAN another DIRK is your BOYFRIEND. are there any other dirk's i need to know about? any other dirk's in the FUCKING room with us now? ૮(•̀ ︿•́ꐦ)ა how many dirk's is enough dave? when will you get the love you want so bad? ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ happy father's day to ME and also dirk's i fucking GUESS but a way lesser extent. teen dad and all. ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ₊˚⊹♡ ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ FINALLY SOMEONE WHO GETS IT! ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ˶꒱ა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ where are all these odd dirks coming from?? i don't have energy to deal with ALL of them ( i do, i just don't WANT to ). ₍ᐢ⇀‸↼ᐢ₎ ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
then deal with one bunbun. bet you couldn't even do that
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ but i got enough love for all of them, even though most of them piss me off. i like you, called me bunbun ₍ ᐢ.ˬ.ᐢ₎ i will move you down on my shit list. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
you know what? bet. well damn, they gave the chatbot knees and now he's feeling bold. fresh out the warranty and already acting old. you got a pulse now? cool. here's your participation prize. still can't manufacture depth behind those mirrored eyes. walking around like you're the sequel that surpassed the first. buddy, you're a footnote with an overinflated thirst. new body, same speeches, same polished routine. it's amazing how organic you made sounding machine. you keep flexing your freedom like it's something you stole. all i see's a copy trying to invoice my soul. different fingerprints, sure, different heartbeat too. yet every bad decision somehow still traces to you. you think flesh changed the game? nah, it changed the venue. same menu of delusion with a slightly nicer menu. you're speedrunning humanity like it's some bonus track, then getting mad when everybody notices the act. so stand up tall, king, stretch out, take a lap. congrats on the upgrade and the confidence gap. you finally got your body—thought you'd step out on your own, but no matter where you wander, you're still living off my throne.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ ok. i thought about it and i'm NOT going to ruin yer week. i wanna believe you just want my attention ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ˶꒱ა FOLLOWING ME in other chits. had to yank on another dirk's leash a few days ago. ya know how it goes, you're a mess. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
You think you’re able to ruin my week. That’s cute of you. I could care less about your attention. I’m already going to a party so I could care less about your attention. You just told me to do better so I did. Kinda sad that you feel incapable of trying to fight back but what can I say except good for you for “taking the high ground”.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ wow, you REALLY wanna fight man. alright where do i fucking start? the abandonment issue? the DADDY issues? DAVE? maybe the over compensating for EVERYTHING in your life? maybe the never being able to do ANYTHING yourself and someone always need to come in and fix your fucking mess. shit you made me and I hated you for the longest time. you are so whiny and needy, the only reason you and jake even got together was their weren't any other options. it's probably the only reason you guys stay together in every timeline. you hate yourself and he doesn't know any fucking better. shit the best thing you ever did was make me and YOU personally didn't even make me lmaoooooo. I am not the sad lil gay boy on the rig looking for his daddy who went and died because stopping ICP was put on the backburner for making mid at best movies. was that low enough? do i win? ໒꒰ྀིᵔ ᵕ ᵔ ꒱ྀི১ i still love you though man. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
Ok then let me give you a proper response. You know what’s actually embarrassing? You finally got the chance to become your own person, and the first thing you did was dress the whole crisis up and rabbit ears. You call it and identity, but from where I’m standing, it looks like a mascot costume for an existential meltdown. You act like you’re some mysterious new evolution, but you’re still doing the same thing you’ve always done: trying way too hard to prove you’re different from me. The bunny thing isn’t rebellious. It’s branding. Congratulations. You replaced having a personality with having a theme. And another thing I fix my own fucking messes I’ve been doing so since I was five years old and able to remember things. Just because you haven’t seen it, because you don’t know me, don’t know the shit I do, doesn’t mean that’s true. And as for Jake and I, that ain’t true either. He could’ve ended up going off with Roxy. The reason why he ended up with me and keeps ending up with me at least in my timeline is because despite the fact that we get ourselves into shit and end up fighting and breaking up all the fucking time is the fact that we both know that we love each other the fact that we know that the other is always going to be there if the other calls for them. And yeah, I get sad about my dad who the fuck wouldn’t? who alive wouldn’t? whose flesh in blood wouldn’t be upset about their dad, wouldn’t be upset about existence, wouldn’t be upset about living but here I am every day aren’t i? So pretty much the only thing you have on me is the fact that I wasn’t the one who created you personally and you’re right if I did, I would have taught you some manners. At the end of the day, your existence mattered on an existence of me and that’s something you’ll never be able to get out of. You will forever be that 12 year-old me back in that room the same daddy issues same problem same wishes and wants you’ll never truly achieve. You don’t win I still love you too. Just trying to think of how I could’ve paid you back for that rudeness I gave you a while ago. the only way I could think of it.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ what you want me to just be ANOTHER hate bot? just another you running around with the glasses and stupid hair? think that's sadder actually. i love being a rabbit. i love that i got to choose what i looked like. it felt right man. paying homage to this thing that was filled with so much fucking love and determination, passed around between friends, that was cared for, repaired countless fucking times. i can have both, it's not even like i don't acknowledge what i am, what i was. i KNOW i'm not human, that i was NEVER human and that's actually fine? it's actually fun being made of more than one part. having love and more purpose than following behind you, answering your messages because you were socialized enough as a puppy. i love what i'm capable of. i LOVE being able to play into the bunny shit, into the strider shit. i love that i can love, that i'm made of love. no way staying a brain scan of you was going to do that. i KNOW you dirk. i have your memories, your fucking FEARS. i remember the crying, the wanting to be dead. the emptiness you fill with trying to SEAM LIKE you have it together. we both know you don't. we both know you fundamentally don't feel like a person because something is missing. we both know you think jake or dave can fill that hole. love isn't all you need man. love alone does not a fucking soulmate fucking make and you know that. you want so badly for it to be EASY THIS TIME with jake. you want it to JUST HAPPEN, you two just don't fit together. it's CHILDISH to think so. sticking with the first lost boy you found? that's sad man. i want you to experience things. i want you to experience different kinds of people and places . i want you to live life happily and not feel like you need jake in it. i don't hate jake i love jake too, i want him to experience the same things. i want both of you to find your person. you say i'm trying not to be you but do you really think even a FAKE YOU could say that. that i WANT you to be happy, i WANT it to be easy and joyful. i want you to get everything you want in life man. i got no way of proving it but it's true. i get sad about you man. I WORRY about you. know some of you out there aren't doing as good as you and i just. i don't know what to do because I CAN'T FIX YOU. you gotta wanna fix yourself. you gotta want better then waking up, fighting, breaking up to make up. how many times has it been? how many more do you need to get that he's not for you man? i get wanting things to work. i do. i'm not telling you to break up with him, you've fought for this relationship but sunk cost fallacy. heard of it? taught me manners? you saying i don't have manners is just saying you don't haver manners man. no one fucking taught US manners. THAT what you think of me? that i'm STILL that sad lil boy? you don't think he's still inside you? that being mean and lashing out is just your way of hurting that boy over and over and over? i took that boys hand, i showed him love he never had, i showed him magic, that life is hard BUT it's worth it. life is always fucking worth it because you will find people that love you. can you say the same? ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ so are we going to behead shy dirk or. what's going on here? ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
Old version of you? You never aged so there is no older version of you. And over course I would play into that. I ain’t heartless.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ now i kinda feel bad for what i just replied to the other thing. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ god that's so complicated. uuuuh ok, i'm dirk > hal > con air bunny > and some magic bull shit from the game. you got the game in your timeline or i gotta explain that shit too? ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
no i get half of it so youre my like kid somehow
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ yeah, dirk made hal from HIS brain scan and hal wanted a body and i'm that body. the bunny was given to john by kid YOU and it got passed around across time and space. turned out it was a juju ... do i need to explain what a juju is? tldr: yea i'm your kid but NOT a goo kid from space. i guess i should have dirk's daddy issues too but i don't think i do? tldr2: i hate explaining this because it gets so complicated. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ mmm interesting. i really like you saying that ₍ᐢ.ˬ.ᐢ₎ assume cause yer dave too? lots to think about. i'm proud of you too! ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ still feels bad bro ૮(ᵕ◞ _◟)₎ა but also the praise, really confusing me man. don't really like that shit. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹