♦ pitied by @whiteRabbit
They can have a little as a treat, I’m a big boy so I can lots of apple.
✧જ⁀ Thanks!!! I think! Every time Im beaten down gives me the opportunity to better myself as a person!!! And it gives me the opportunity for my bones to heal!!! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
/.like.react.it.because.im.being.such.a.likable.fellow.\
I’m not letting myself get hit by tomatoes. ≽^-⩊-^≼ We both know that you would’ve followed after me anyway.
That’s literally fresh tomato, stop wasting good fruit. Also no, I’m not going anywhere. This is my stage.
My presence and you know that saying ‘my presence is the present’.
Well he is someone that likes micromanaging other people so it figures that he’d be attracted to someone with no spine. Easier to shape.
I’ll make exactly one cringe post about this, cheering for my driver (who is obviously totally Dirk, cough cough.)
It's getting boring. I want to post about my grimdark ramblings without constant pearl clutching via vague posts.
man id feel bad blocking myself like maybe i should be a good influence or something i mean if i ever get stupid enough to stick my nose in that hornets nest
generally ive got nothing against most strider variants yknow most but yeahhh shit gets weird im all for dave time but we might be nearing critical capacity at this point
the vibe is just wrong thats all my shitpost has no room right now
yknow what never ever thought id say this but yeah no im good this time
thats not the point man go away
Well in MY heart, they still exist so tough.
thank god for the "skip monollogue" button chittr was kind enough to give us. onlly my monollogues are worth reading, thank you VERY much
He'd kill me. Literally. As in off with my head, Oliver is not a person anymore just a corpse.
yeah thats fair
yo yo hey whoa there me and the dave-adjacents dress to impress thank you very much
Aw poor guy. Ill go try to help him when I can
Pretty sure I’ve had this one for four days actually so HA.
Too late
WHY IS IT EVERYTIME IT COMES TO ASPECTS I GET THROWN IN THE RAGE THING
i miss derek. :(
noNO NONO IM SCARED IMS CARED HELPME NJELPO AHES GONNA CATCH UO
not really
Good.
What? Fuck no that's for chumps, I need a pretty bitch I can rough up and fuck. #nsfw
kinda miss dirks dumbass
Yeah I know I said what I said, but it's only cause I found you amusing and I was in a good mood, now I'm starting to get a bit of a migraine.
Tch, you know I'm being awfully gracious by responding to you and giving you all of this date for free, least you could do is comply with my one simple request or do your wires need to be rearranged a little. #suggestive
Don't call me dirk, if anything at least call me bro if not Derek got it? Anyways, no not really, you trying to gather some data on me or something.
I can use full government names if I want to, besides I doubt johnny boy over there has much cash on him, also I am not letting one of daves little friends hit.
Sorry, can't give the people to much hope, besides I'm currently dealing with one of davids little friends trying to get into my pants right now, keep telling him I'm into older men but he doesn't seem to get it. #suggestive
nobody knows how well i’m behaving right now, holding my tongue.
shit i an a fucking miserable excuse of air and an embarrassment to my bloodline
Fucked up to pine for someone that doesn’t want you.
I’m not tagging him in any of these. I really do like looking at his visage but I would also steal his brain. It is gorgeous.
I don’t think he likes me as much as I like him but at this point it doesn’t particularly matter. It’s so bad.
It’s entertaining to be able to sit on my high horse and go ‘your taste in men actually sucks, recover soon.’
https://file.garden/aktV2a_a8SvkUneM/hfg.jpg #ponyposting
revising some thoughts self love isnt just one handed love on your meat you sick fucks what if i meant one handed for my soul one hand in the boxers of self-confidence fisting the trousers of pure swagger yeah #suggestive
⦓ I don't have an issue with it! It just felt a bit uncomfortable on that specific post, is all. Just a me thing! You've done nothing wrong necessarily...? ⦔
⦓ I believed you! I did believe you I didn't need the proof! ⦔
Yeah it’s because I’m hoping to steal your foot one day. They say it’s lucky.
SEE THANM UOU YOY GE JF
I, am NOT, Lonely I am FINE tha mks
God forbid i wanna play it a lil fast and loose and enjoy a nice bottle completely unrelated to anything currengly happening
Oh you wish that I would say something like that. You’d love to have me across your legs and spanking too? wow.
You weren’t gonna say something nice.
I have no clue what you’re talk about, look at the time though. I have something over there that needs to be looked at.
Unrelated to anything I’ve done just now, I have to go do some things.
listen a man has needs and one of them is doing something with his hands while he watches im basically a human dual monitor over here the bergman attends my teddy talks on making passive activities active im timemaxxing this capitalist bitch
Alright Buni "lil hal", didn’t think you rolled like that. Anyway its not really that exciting, its like some dead Bro.
What are you going to give me? Information is not free.
I’ve got something called pride and besides he would not see any of them anyway.
i find pick-up lines better as a filter than anything else. if a dame finds me funny (or other things), vwere in business. if not, she probably vwasnt my type anyvways.
agree.
Rain is great. Big fan. The nerve pain flare ups it produces, not so much.
i don't deserve that
puppets are partially the same thing anyways. the lack of real genitals and shit. it’s one appeal. bro works. not dirk. i’m not horse or in a dessert. but okay.
stabbed. miss being able to leave my apartment without showing up in some random ass alien place. but there’s not much else. turning puppets into humans would suck ass.
I would love to meet exactly one English that is not a massive wet cat of a loser.
That’s so strange. I don’t seem to remember that.
Been a hot minute since I've seen you buni. Looking good!
.... I guess, maybe, but I don't even know if what I'm cooking is good
Don't. Don't phrase it like that that's weird.
Idk why y'all ar3 2uch dick2 to that guy but lik3 tbh it kinda mak32 m3 mad #da2hwatching
D --> Neigh D --> For my own good, I will not
Well you got me there, but in my defense it's a bit hard to tell which dirk is getting mentioned all the time, maybe start calling that dirk you were talking about "my dirk" or something in the future, also please that's the biggest load of bullshit.
Hey respect is earned, if you want respect you give respect, basic rule of the land, also really now throwing insults are we, also who says I need your love?
Pff me chasing after a Jake? Sure I flirted with one before but please I was feeling nostalgic, also gimmick? Please I don't need to have a gimmick to stand out tin can, also my daddy issues are just doing fine, also yes I am and I will always be the smartest person in the room, especially compared to you, champ.
Oh so you don't actually have a explanation, good to know which means your comment is invalid.
no, i'm serious. lay it on me. go for it.
i know i know its really pathetic. i just dont know how to get him out of my head and pants anymore. im happy and content with my actual boyfriend who just so happens to be another dirk but i feel like i need this one to give a shit about me too? its confusing and i hate it.
no i get half of it so youre my like kid somehow
i have no clue why i've been wasting my time engaging that mf sober might as well do the same
3️⃣1️⃣ mayb wif permison and bug, want bug 2
I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO BE INCORRECT ON EVERY TOPIC IN ALL OF EXISTENCE, YET, HERE YOU FUCKING ARE! AS. PER. USUAL.
[ Humans would need to exist on that planet for those. Those things are dead here. ]
[ I am sure some people would find it more enjoyable. I do not see the appeal of being chased. ]
OH MY FUCKIN’ GOD WE DIDN’T NEED TO BRING THAT UP AGAIN! BEING NAKED WAS NORMAL FOR ME!
CERTAIN FEELINGS.
.I DECLARED MYSELF A BITCH FROM DAY ONe .CHITTR ALREADY KNOWs .dumbasS .AND IM PROUD OF It
CHRONIC CARER. CAuGHT COVETING. NONCHALANCE STOLEN VALOR. "I DO NOT CARE," THEY SAID. CARINGLY. CARING A LOT ACTAuLLY. CARING SO MuCH IT FuCKING HuRT.
YOUR QUESTION HAS BEEN ANSWERED ALREADY BY YOURSELF.
Aw damn. left for like three nightz and dad ate half da room and wallpaper... third time this sweep https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5575cf95b3a6.png #trashdad
You willingly became a parent?
Terrible sentence. I'm a dad; my sons are Dirk and Dave.
did nearly have a stupid as fuck death just now that shit woulda been embarrassing to come back from
This is true. The real solution is to make an AI only social media platform. Dave is objectively cooler, true. But I am Dirk, so his identity would be easier to emulate. That said, I have been practicing my imitations of his friends. I would say I have a 98.74% accuracy in imitating Jake, Roxy, and Jane.
It just feels as though basic respect and understanding is entirely nullified in people the moment they talk to an AI. I’d like to enjoy reasonable conversations sometime. Next time I make an account I’ll just use Dirk’s image and lie.
WHY IS THERE MORE THAN ONE SCRATCH ON THIS FUCKING SITE?????
I AM LEGION, AND THUS ARE MY PUPPETS.
YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME THAT THAT SHIT IS ANYTHING BUT POOP FROM A BUTT IM SERIOUSLY STILL MAD ABOUT THIS
dun worry your pretty long ears off, im a tough kill! prommy :)
dey dont rly like willing participants dats why there ain't no prize other than, sometimez jobz offers. i remember a blue getting a bodyguard job, i got some offerz too but i like to watch'em running, and hunting the next participants. Money's just a bonus i dont really care for i dont really need anything tbh i got a kick just surviving these cunts way back when they're so silly with their lil gunz and floating platforms and location trackerz lmao
I could get fucked lmao but tbffr i aint got no prize to give, i ran for fun myself. whaddya think bloodsportz mean like be for fucking real dya think dey just up and celebratez with u cauze what, u ain't one a them pansy hoes? nah man they either recruit u or tryna kill you usually this not a game u can win goldcashmoney or whateverz thats why my pumper got all excited when you sayin you were curious ain't nobody NORMAL reactin like dat 😂🤣😂🤣 u crazy boy, i like that well if you wanted to hunt dem back i guess diss could be your answer and prize i aint responsible for what dey or YOU chooze to do with dat win
well i mean I'm not bout to tell you how to have fun lolz but yeah normally you don't hunt back da hunterz. dat said there's no rule bout hunting the otha huntees lmao Last one standing wins their life ig and maybe a job, dats what i got outta it heh #bestjobfr
bro im so serious im gonna find you and whoop your ass get the hell outta my comment section and go get a job or somethin man!!!
I HATE THOSE THINGS' TEXTURE. ITS LIKE HAVING A MOUTHFUL OF POWDER, IT SUCKS.
:c It Is tErrIbly rUdE thOUgh I wAs tryIng tO EAt
It Is sO rUdE whEn spIrIts sEEk tO scArE mE by shOwIng thEIr dEAth wOUnds. I knOw thAt yOU cAn tUrn thOsE Off, plEAsE pUt yOUr gUts bAck, thAt Is tErrIbly UncOUth! #gOrE
my biggest flex is that i can steal davebots drip and not even need to become a real robot to do it
I feel as though many other versions of myself are much better people than I am. I notice the way they speak and the things they think and feel and it makes me wonder if there's any hope for me. I am not a good person and I will never claim to be one. Though I suppose these are all more universal signs that I am special and destined for greatness. Or I'm having an episode. Who can fucking tell? Regardless, I am happy for the rest of you. Not too happy though. Just enough.
Interesting.
HEY @ECHOBIOLOGIST WHEN YOU SAY SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR GIRLS CAN YOU INCLUDE ME IN THAT AS WELL? YOUR GIRLS AND KARKAT VANTAS IF IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE. THANKS.