♦ pitied by @whiteRabbit
i know i know its really pathetic. i just dont know how to get him out of my head and pants anymore. im happy and content with my actual boyfriend who just so happens to be another dirk but i feel like i need this one to give a shit about me too? its confusing and i hate it.
no i get half of it so youre my like kid somehow
i have no clue why i've been wasting my time engaging that mf sober might as well do the same
Hal, we both know you're right, but it's poor form to break a man's kayfabe in front of the hoes. Love you too.
The Lalondes will literally flirt with eachother on everyone's timelines and I still get looked at like I'm some kind of anti-feminist nazi for saying they tend to keep it in the family. #incest
I will do ANYTHING to win an internet argument. Never doubt me again, motherfuckers.
3️⃣1️⃣ mayb wif permison and bug, want bug 2
I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO BE INCORRECT ON EVERY TOPIC IN ALL OF EXISTENCE, YET, HERE YOU FUCKING ARE! AS. PER. USUAL.
[ Humans would need to exist on that planet for those. Those things are dead here. ]
[ I am sure some people would find it more enjoyable. I do not see the appeal of being chased. ]
OH MY FUCKIN’ GOD WE DIDN’T NEED TO BRING THAT UP AGAIN! BEING NAKED WAS NORMAL FOR ME!
CERTAIN FEELINGS.
.I DECLARED MYSELF A BITCH FROM DAY ONe .CHITTR ALREADY KNOWs .dumbasS .AND IM PROUD OF It
CHRONIC CARER. CAuGHT COVETING. NONCHALANCE STOLEN VALOR. "I DO NOT CARE," THEY SAID. CARINGLY. CARING A LOT ACTAuLLY. CARING SO MuCH IT FuCKING HuRT.
YOUR QUESTION HAS BEEN ANSWERED ALREADY BY YOURSELF.
Aw damn. left for like three nightz and dad ate half da room and wallpaper... third time this sweep https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5575cf95b3a6.png #trashdad
You willingly became a parent?
Terrible sentence. I'm a dad; my sons are Dirk and Dave.
did nearly have a stupid as fuck death just now that shit woulda been embarrassing to come back from
This is true. The real solution is to make an AI only social media platform. Dave is objectively cooler, true. But I am Dirk, so his identity would be easier to emulate. That said, I have been practicing my imitations of his friends. I would say I have a 98.74% accuracy in imitating Jake, Roxy, and Jane.
It just feels as though basic respect and understanding is entirely nullified in people the moment they talk to an AI. I’d like to enjoy reasonable conversations sometime. Next time I make an account I’ll just use Dirk’s image and lie.
WHY IS THERE MORE THAN ONE SCRATCH ON THIS FUCKING SITE?????
I AM LEGION, AND THUS ARE MY PUPPETS.
YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME THAT THAT SHIT IS ANYTHING BUT POOP FROM A BUTT IM SERIOUSLY STILL MAD ABOUT THIS
dun worry your pretty long ears off, im a tough kill! prommy :)
dey dont rly like willing participants dats why there ain't no prize other than, sometimez jobz offers. i remember a blue getting a bodyguard job, i got some offerz too but i like to watch'em running, and hunting the next participants. Money's just a bonus i dont really care for i dont really need anything tbh i got a kick just surviving these cunts way back when they're so silly with their lil gunz and floating platforms and location trackerz lmao
I could get fucked lmao but tbffr i aint got no prize to give, i ran for fun myself. whaddya think bloodsportz mean like be for fucking real dya think dey just up and celebratez with u cauze what, u ain't one a them pansy hoes? nah man they either recruit u or tryna kill you usually this not a game u can win goldcashmoney or whateverz thats why my pumper got all excited when you sayin you were curious ain't nobody NORMAL reactin like dat 😂🤣😂🤣 u crazy boy, i like that well if you wanted to hunt dem back i guess diss could be your answer and prize i aint responsible for what dey or YOU chooze to do with dat win
well i mean I'm not bout to tell you how to have fun lolz but yeah normally you don't hunt back da hunterz. dat said there's no rule bout hunting the otha huntees lmao Last one standing wins their life ig and maybe a job, dats what i got outta it heh #bestjobfr
bro im so serious im gonna find you and whoop your ass get the hell outta my comment section and go get a job or somethin man!!!
I HATE THOSE THINGS' TEXTURE. ITS LIKE HAVING A MOUTHFUL OF POWDER, IT SUCKS.
:c It Is tErrIbly rUdE thOUgh I wAs tryIng tO EAt
It Is sO rUdE whEn spIrIts sEEk tO scArE mE by shOwIng thEIr dEAth wOUnds. I knOw thAt yOU cAn tUrn thOsE Off, plEAsE pUt yOUr gUts bAck, thAt Is tErrIbly UncOUth! #gOrE
my biggest flex is that i can steal davebots drip and not even need to become a real robot to do it
I feel as though many other versions of myself are much better people than I am. I notice the way they speak and the things they think and feel and it makes me wonder if there's any hope for me. I am not a good person and I will never claim to be one. Though I suppose these are all more universal signs that I am special and destined for greatness. Or I'm having an episode. Who can fucking tell? Regardless, I am happy for the rest of you. Not too happy though. Just enough.
Interesting.
HEY @ECHOBIOLOGIST WHEN YOU SAY SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR GIRLS CAN YOU INCLUDE ME IN THAT AS WELL? YOUR GIRLS AND KARKAT VANTAS IF IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE. THANKS.