dave
@temporalGodhood
yeah i know its dave fifty billion
hello suspiciously masculine lalonde
thats jus my mysterious energy, it makes shit sus af
its genuinely funny how hal has more tact than i do but also like im an unrepentant asshole
already found one of my haters winning
anyways im gonna lay on top of my boyfriend like a particularly annoying esoteric blanket goodnight or goodlight or some secret third or fourth thing
sometimes i wonder what its like to live a life of strider hating are they miserable do they hate me because im cooler than they are do they just have bad taste many questions and no answers
thirty cans of spaghetti os on my desk by six am its his punishment for me losing a game of mario kart to protect his brother
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Now youre having my goat. You mean to tell me one of the strider bloodline - monarchs of insufferably flexing their shitty movie muscles - isnt aware of the great james bond??? Were really far from home now toto.
my biggest flex is that i can steal davebots drip and not even need to become a real robot to do it
damn apparently the people agree with letting them hit because theyre goofy
that chit was inspired by that time i let a guy hit because he was just that fucking stupid anyways now i live with him rent free and keep getting bullied by his brother for losing in mario kart to him i didnt exactly spend my entire fuckoff long lifespan training for a competition i didnt know was happening but damn okay fuck you too bro im gonna like turn his quadmates against his ass or some shit for bullying me and itll be hilarious
you ever decide to let a guy hit because hes goofy or is that just me
ABS꩜LUTAMENTE!!!!!!!
i might flesh this account out more when im not playing timeline babysitter simulator
Surely a time god can multitask better than the rest of us.
i love when the risk of a temporal nuke crops up