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@abrasiveCuniculus
Top ten mysterious murder occurrences. ◆ @cryhoundColortura Antilo | he/him. DM's: OPEN, if you need them.
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < Okay, this isn't funny anymore. ˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < WAKE UP AND COME GET YOUR GODDXMN LUSUS. @cryhoundColortura https://file.garden/aeHc62NZqiqK1Lgl/GODDXMNIT.png
YOU HAVE TO LET HER SNIFF !! I TOLD YOU !! SHE'S ON A MISSION TO MAKE SURE YOU ARE ALIVE AND WELL. I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE COMPLAINING !!
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < The fxck are you supposed to do when your moirail's constitution is equivalent to that of a wiggler. ˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < Out of your cocoon, little woofbeast, we've got SHXT to go DO.
Try some Positive Reinforcement!
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < You would be onto something if he were CONSCIOUS to be nice to.
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < Judging by all the shxt I've seen him put into his mouth, I doubt this would deter him in any way shape or form, but you're on the right track if that means anything to you.
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < TO WHAT?! His corpse-like form curled up in his recuperacoon?!
Perhaps you should try looking at him in a Kinder Light? Maybe he looks like a Napping Purrbeast, Curled Up & Cute!
YOU ARE SPREADING LIES AND SLANDER A8OUT ME ON THE INTERNET AND I WASN'T EVEN AWAKE TO DEFEND MYSELF !!
Your name is ANTILO UDATUS. Your style of living, in no uncertain terms, could be a whole lot worse. Your hive is located in the inner city slums of the Anodic District, which most trolls refer to as SKEET ROW, much to your chagrin. Your relatively small hive space itself is spick and span, almost as if it was cleaned by an OBSESSIVE NEAT FREAK, but you would never admit that to yourself, would you. Lining the meticulously organized shelf is various books on RUFFIANNIHILATOR COMBAT MANEUVERS, not that you could ever become one, along with carefully hidden ones on ARTISANAL HANDSCRAFTMANSHIP for the jewelry you make in your spare time when others aren't around. You're pretty sure no one would notice them unless they were particularly nosey. Your main hobbies include FLARPING with your COMPARATIVELY SENSIBLE moirail, since you have a tendency to EAT SHIT in unfound fashions the majority of the time. If you weren't so keen on picking fights, and focusing on your skills as a BRUTAL BRAWLER, you would've quit the hobby ages ago. You can be PRETTY FUCKING STUBBORN when it comes to that sort of thing anyways. Your other interests include watching SHITTY HORROR COMEDIES, alongside your moirail, often making references to scenes that you found the most hysterical. Your favorite, most unfortunate, hobby would be RAGE-BAITING other trolls, mostly those higher on the hemospectrum than you are, which is the vast majority. You're genuinely surprised that this activity hasn't gotten you CULLED thus far, but you figure that it'll happen sooner or later, plus, you're certain that you're already on the cusp of the lifespan of your BLOOD CASTE either way. Your trolltag is abrasiveCuniculus [AC], what will you do?