CALDERUS
@unashamedUnmaker
USED TO BE HOT SHIT. THEN I BECAME A DAD. FUCKED UP. ….AND I GUESS I’M TRYING TO BE BETTER NOW. LOVE YOU PM. <3
BEEN A BIT SINCE I’VE POSTED, WHICH IS PROBABLY A GOOD THING CONSIDERING. I’M SURE NOTHING BIG OR IMPORTANT HAS HAPPENED AT ALL.
MY MUM BLOCKED A LORD ENGLISH BLAST LIKE IT WAS NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!
redirected it, love. bUt... i sUppose it wasn't a particUlarly difficUlt spell for me! it was space majyyk, after all.
SHE FINALLY HAS A FEAT SHES NOT POTENTIALMAN ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH YEAH, REMEMBER SEEING YOU TALK ABOUT THAT. GOOD FOR YOU! FOR HER, I DON’T FUCKING KNOW.
YEAH THAT. MIGHT AS WELL BE WHAT I SEE.
WAIT. IS THAT ONE VERSION OF JACK. TECHNICALLY. ALSO. MY SON???
I think you need to stop calling Caldybaldyborn your son, big dog.
INITIALLY EXTREMELY CONFUSED. NOW REALIZING WHAT THE NATURE OF THIS CHIT MEANS. I DO NOT WELCOME YOU AS A PARENTAL FIGURE. WHETHER BY DEFINITION I AM OR AM NOT IS UP FOR DEBATE. BUT I DO NOT CARE. I AM NOT HERE TO ASSOCIATE WITH THE PAST. ONLY TO CARVE THE FUTURE OF THE INEVITABLE.
IS A VERSION OF MY SON BEING WEIRD AGAIN.
HAVING FAMILY AND BEING. OKAY WITH THEM IS STILL NEW.
MIGRAINES AND HEADACHES AND ZONING OUT CONTINUE TO COME AND GO. WEIRD.
@CHILLERAFICIONADO HAPPY…WIGGLING? WRIGGLING? WAGGLING? HAPPY WHATEVER DAY, PAL.
I can't believe I've carved out a space in where your dusty crusty heart should be
I’LL BE REAL, MOST OF MY RESISTANCE WAS RUNNING ON FUMES WHEN I FIRST GOT HERE ANYWAYS.
I REALLY THINK IT HAS MORE TO DO WITH MY PARTNER BUT SURE, IT’S YOUR BIG DAY SO WHATEVER YA SAY.
ANOTHER MISTAKE OF MANY IN MY LIFE. I GUESS.
HM.
BEEN ZONING OUT A LOT LATELY.
HORRIBLE REALIZATION. DOES JACK COUNT AS A BETTER FATHER THAN ME?
N(o)T Sur3 WhahaT ThIS IS ab(o)uT buT If y(o)u m3an Th3h3 STabby m(o)Th3h3rfuck3r? y3ah. 100%
Maybe, but that shouldn't Deter You from continuing your Path of SELF-DISCOVERY.
AGAIN. JUST BECAUSE I WOULD PROBABLY BREAK THE TRADITION AS I AM NOW DOESN’T MAKE ME A FUCKING DEADBEAT FOR FOLLOWING THE NATURAL FUCKIN’ INSTINCTS OF MY SPECIES AT THE TIME WHEN I DIDN’T CONSIDER ANY OTHER GODDAMN CHOICE POSSIBLE.
WHAT THE HELL IS JACK DOING NOW.
Helping my boy Capser out Any hates are a accident
HM, DON’T THINK THIS HANDLE IS THAT ACCURATE ANYMORE.
I HAVE. NO IDEA HOW TO KISS.
cherubim areN't kNowN for their taleNts with lips, oN accouNt of Not haviNg them. it is eNtirely Normal.
I’M SO GLAD THIS HAPPINESS HAS MOSTLY DISTRACTED ME FROM THESE HEADACHES THAT WON’T GO AWAY.
IT’S ALMOST SCARY HOW EASY IT IS TO SAY I LOVE YOU TO PEOPLE YOU LOVE.
NO DON’T PITY THAT TELL ME WHAT THE #MPREG POLICY ENTAILS IMMEDIATELY.
- Hi, Calderus. I'mm unfammiliar with that policy. Do you mmind If I put you on a brief hold?
I heard you were having some trouble locating my policy, so my team here at the Gray House put together an infographic on ways to find that information! Please let me know if you have any questions. Sincerely, the Gray House.
I’M BOTH…VERY HAPPY AND. HAVE NO CLUE WHAT I’M DOING.
MAYBE I SHOULD DO MORE EMOTES OTHER THAN >tumut< UWU? …NO. SOMETHING WRONG EMANATES OFF THAT ONE.
personally a big fan of ^u^ ~u~ U~U :U and sUch!
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ nah man i like that one ૮( ◜‿◝ )♡ა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
〔•෴•〕 < You kids and your UWU faces. You don't need to do that, you were always UWU t-uwu me. / *yuck, yuck!*
〔•෴•〕 < They grow up so fast. I remember when you were barely to my knee... / *yuck, yuck!*
HRN. NERVES.
>> Ofc, ¡'11 be here ¡f you need ડomebody to ta1k to ¡ hope your day haડ gone/w¡11 go we11 🫂