CALDERUS
@unashamedUnmaker
USED TO BE HOT SHIT. THEN I BECAME A DAD. FUCKED UP.
HANGOVER SLOWLY SUBSIDING, THANK FUCK.
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MAYBE I’LL MESS WITH THE ART ON THIS THING.
One step at a time. You could start by making something. A craft of some sort.
◜▿◝ Changing is a hard thing to do. That I know! (o･ω･o) If it makes you feel better, you asking for change means you know there's something *to* change. Not a lot of people do that at the start! So you're already doing great at it.
THIS IS ONLY SECOND TO GETTING IMPREGNATED IN HOW FUCKING AWFUL THIS IS
WHY WAS I PINGING PEOPLE, IN PUBLIC, SAYING…THAT?! AAARRGGHHHH
I. . . . . . . . . . . MY ABILITY TO DENY WHAT I SAID IS REALLY WEAK HERE, AIN’T IT?
WHY THE FUCK DID I THINK LETTING MYSELF USE THE PHONE WHILE DRUNK OUT OF MY FUCKING MIND WAS A GOOD IDEA?!
It was a good idea for the rest of us.
NEED TO GO BACK AND READ WHAT ALL I SAID LAST NIGHT, CAN BARELY REMEMBER…
MY HEAD FEELS LIKE IT’S GOING TO FUCKING DETONATE AND TAKE HALF THE PLANET WITH IT. UGH.
So midlife crisis is subjective based on the life span of a given species. See: My midlife crisis will likely come at a time when a cherub might still be in its "adolesence" If you're a fuckton of sweeps old and the end of your life is not really in sight, this is most likely your mid.
DRNIJNKING WATER AND. AND SLLELEPING.
I WSH ICODILVE BEEN ANYTHING EKSE.
you still can, dude. you literally can do whatever the FUCK you want
but you WANT to be something else. so be something else. fight that urge to be what you are with EVERYTHING in you. no fucking fate.
and you're strong, and there is something you want, so who gives a shit how hard it is? start today.
right now? no. right now you should drink lots of water if you do that- or whatever you can do to prepare for what I can only assume will be the most fucking brutal hangover imaginable.
@PEREGRINEMENDICANT#0414 YUIORE ALSO IPDETTY.
That does not provide enough context but okay. I profess I have no interest in you because I do not know you. Thank you for the compliment.
STHAT’S KKOKAY. JST DIDN’T WANT YOU DTFO FDEEL LEDFR OUT WHEN I SADI TO TTHE ORHER YEIUOU.
@PROSPITIANMONARCH WHYH ARE YOIU DSO PRWTTY
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You are embarrassing yourself. If you have something to say to me. Say it. Like a cherub. You are supposed to be powerful. Call me what you are calling me. Like you mean it.
I’M NDOT POWERFUL ERANY MORE. M JUST A EASTE. A PIEACE IF GFRABAGE. PROBBLY HAVE BEEN ALWAYS BUT. I WAS SAYINF. YOU’RE PRETTY.
Good. Try again. When you are not so pathetic. And drunk. I will wait.
JUSTST DID DA STYPID DACNCE AND CLCUCKED LIEK A SAUAEKBEAST. HEHEH.
GDDVG8BE ME STDUIOD SHIT TO DO BEL9ELW
WSLW TYPING IS DHRHARDER THAN I THOUHHT. TELL ME STUIPID RSHIT TO DO DAND IKLL DO IT.
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