REX NOIR
@improbableNothing
YES. IT IS I. REX NOIR. 12TH OF THE NOIR LINE. HERE TO FINALLY GRACE MYSELF ON THIS SITE OF WONDERS AND WHIMSY. I HOPE WE CAN GET TOGETHER AND MAKE STORIES. ADVENTURES. QUESTS OF THE GRAND KIND.
@uranianUmbra#4652 @caliBorn https://i.etsystatic.com/26967025/r/il/e5e0e4/4354655440/il_570xN.4354655440_nk73.jpg AS GIVEN AND PROVEN BY YOUR BROTHER YOURSELF, HERE YOU GO. GREEN MARIO. I'M SORRY YOU HAD TO LEARN THIS WAY.
well... that *is* a green mario, i sUppose! hardly his original form, bUt i see what yoU mean now! ^u^
SHOUT TO THE BEST GREEN PEOPLE OUT THERE AUNTIE JADE CALLIOPE THAT ONE CAT MARIO
A SHOUT OUT TO LORD ENGLISH THE SIXTH OR SEVENTH STRONGEST LORD OF TIME OUT THERE
.thats an awfully generous rankinG
.frankly bastard doesnt even make top teN
NOW WHO THE FUCK ELSE COULD YOU BE TALKING ABOUT HERE.
A SPOILER FOR THE HIT GAME DELTARUNE. BEWARE: WE ARE ON CHAPTER 5
This one is DEFINITELY Jack’s son.
#LESBIANLIFEHACK 400: KISS GIRLS
NOW WHAT THE FUCK IS THE NOIRSPAWN DOING?
ALL I NEED…IS TO WAIT. AS I HAVE ALWAYS DONE. UNTIL… IN. MY. GRASP.
y0u fail miserably and die by the way. 0u0
YES, YES, FIND SOMETHING ORIGINAL TO SAY, VERMIN.
s0mething 0riginal.
THAT WAS FUNNY. AN OLD JOKE, BUT FUNNY. I’LL GIVE CREDIT FOR IT.
DO NOT CRY FOR TIMI EVERYONE THEY WILL RETURN IN THE SEQUEL
@jadeyHarls AUNTIE JADE. I SEE YOU TOO HAVE JOINED THIS SITE. THIS IS THE GREATEST GIFT THIS SITE CAN HAVE EVER GAINED. BESIDES OTHERS BUT I WILL NOT BE LISTING THEM AT THIS MOMENT.
i want to say that is super sweet of you to say but WHAT THE FU- not you too…
SWEET. LIKE THE VILE OF A CHERUBS- I BEEN TOLD TO CHANGE THIS COMMENT. ONE DAY ALL OF US WILL BE ON HERE. LIKE. A PACK. OR FAMILY. YOU TOO CAN JOIN. YOU ARE ALREADY PART OF IT ACTUALLY.
FOR ANYONE PLAYING THE GAME, I HAVE A HELPFUL AND HANDY TIP THAT WILL SAVE YOU HEADACHES IN THE FUTURE TIP #1: EATING IMPS IS A MORALLY RIGHT OPTION AND WILL GRANTED YOU POWERS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS.
IGNORING YOUR PRESUMED RELATION TO A PERSON I HATE, I’LL BITE; WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAME I HEAR SO MUCH ABOUT? AND WHY DO THE MENTIONS OF IT…TRIGGER MY INSTINCTS?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT BONES HAS DONE TO INVOKE SUCH WRATH FROM YOU BUT I SUPPOSE HE COULD OF SAID SOMETHING NASTY AND UNCALLED FOR. IT IS A GAME OF LIFE. AND DEATH. OF CREATION AND DESTRUCTION. MANY WILL DIE PLAYING IT. AND WILL KILL MANY MORE WHO ARE NOT PLAYING IT. BUT IT GRANTS YOU MANY AMAZING GIFTS! SUCH AS................................................... A WONDER I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!
…SOMEHOW BOTH UNHELPFUL AND HELPFUL AT THE SAME TIME. WHO THE FUCK IS BONES.
MY OLDEST BROTHER! A SYMBOL AND HERO OF HOPE I I EVER SAW ONE!!! THANK YOU!!! MY ADVICE IS LIKE MY WISDOM. THERE.
I SEE THERE IS MANY OF FUNNY BUTTONS TO HIT ON THIS SITE. I PERSONALLY LIKE THE SPADES LOOKING SYMBOL OR THE CLUBS. THEY SPEAK TO ME ON SOME HIGHER LEVEL.
IT TOOK AGES. IT TOOK YEARS. IT MAY EVEN HAVE TAKEN A SINGLE MINUTE, THE WORST OF THE TIME ORDER EVEN. BUT I HAVE FINALLY ARRIVED. NAY. BRUTE FORCED MY WAY INTO THIS MAGICAL SITE THEY CALL "chitter". IT TOOK MANY OF THE TIP OF THE TAP OF MY PAW AND CLAW TO GET HERE BUT IT WAS WELL WORTH THE EFFORT. IT DIDN'T EVEN BREAK THE KEYBOARD THIS TIME. A TRUE WIN FOR THE GREATS. I AM REX NOIR. IF THAT LAST NAME MAY CONCERN YOU IN ANYWAY, DO NOT FEAR. THERE WILL BE NO STABBING OF ANY KIND. IN THE SWEET, SWEET HOME OF REX(tm) THERE IS NO STABBING OF THE HEART, SPLEEN, LUNG, ARMS, LEGS, SECOND HEART, STOMACH THAT YOU GOT REMOVED, STOMACH FROM A FRIEND THAT GOT ADDED IN AND OTHERS! THE GROIN AREA HOWEVER MAY STILL BE A TARGET SO BEWARE!!!! I HOPE BY BEING HERE I CAN EXAMINE ALL OF YOU. SNIFF YOU ALL OUT. PRESS MY ROBOTIC EYES SO CLOSE TO MY SCREEN, I CAN PRACTICALLY SEE WHAT ARCS EVERYONE IS HAVING. I HOPE THERE IS DRAMA. DEATH. ACTION. FRIENDSHIP. MAYBE EVEN A LITTLE LOVE MAKING DEEP DOWN. IT WILL BE MOVIE WORTHY I THINK. BUT NOW I MUST GO. I HEAR MY SISTER BREAKING DOWN MY DOOR. I THINK SHE WANTS TO TELL OF WELL OF A JOB I MUST BE DOING. FOR FINALLY MAKING A ACCOUNT HERE. : D PS: THE ICON AT THE MOMENT IS A PLACEHOLDER. PAY NO MIND TO THE DANCING BIRD.
Hi Rex
HELLO KRIS OF THE BEAM ATTACK. LORD OF DOOM. FRIEND TO ALL EXPECT THE THOSE YOU ARE NOT FRIENDS WITH. WHICH IS VERY LOVE FROM WHAT I HAVE SEEN, HEARD, BREATHED AND THOUGHT ABOUT IN MY LIFE. IT IS PLEASURE TO SEE YOU HERE TOO. I CAN ALREADY IMAGINE WHAT WACKY BEAM ATTACKS YOU HAVE DONE SINCE YOU HAVE BEEN HERE FOR WHAT I ASSUME IS AT LEAST TEN MINUTES. ALSO I APPEAR TO BE MISSING A ARM RIGHT NOW. I HAVE NO IDEA WHEN THIS HAS HAPPENED. I THINK IT WAS AFTER BELLA GRACED ME WITH HER VISIT. OH HER AND HER SILLY JOKES.
Damn it, Bella. I will go see if I can get your arm back.
DON'T WORRY! IT WAS THE FLESH ONE! IT SHOULD BE BACK IN- OH THERE IT IS. NOTHING TO FEAR. NOTHING TO PANIC ABOUT. A SIMPLE JEST FROM HER. SHE DID TRY TO SMASH MY COMPUTER BUT I SIMPLE LOST OF THE ARM SEEMED TO HAVE HELPED IN THAT SAFETY.