REX NOIR
@improbableNothing
YES. IT IS I. REX NOIR. 12TH OF THE NOIR LINE. HERE TO FINALLY GRACE MYSELF ON THIS SITE OF WONDERS AND WHIMSY. I HOPE WE CAN GET TOGETHER AND MAKE STORIES. ADVENTURES. QUESTS OF THE GRAND KIND.
...HEY, HERES A FUN HYPOTHETICAL! WHICH ONE OF THESE TWO WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE, AND WHY? 1) FULL FIRST GUARDIAN POWERS 2) POOL MAJYYKS (THE KIND THAT MAKE YOU UNCONDITIONALLY IMMORTAL AND WHATNOT) YOU DO NOT GET TO KEEP ANY OTHER POWERS ALONGSIDE THE ONE YOU CHOOSE HERE (I.E. GOD TIER)
TRICK QUESTION MY GOOD FRIEND/BAD FRIEND/GUY WITH THE AWESOME e y e s YOU TAKE BOTH AND MAKE OUT LIKE A BANDIT AND LIVE IT UP LARGE AND SERVE IT UP GARYS WAY YOU TAKE ALL AND
YEAH NO THAT WASNT THE HYPOTHETICAL I PRESENTED. YOUR ENTHUSIASM IS FAIRLY APPRECIATED NONETHELESS HOWEVER. WHAT WOULD YOU THEORETICALLY DO WITH THOSE POWERS? IF YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY ARE.
WELL SEEING AS I ALREADY HAVE HALF OF THOSE GRAND GRAND POWERS, IT WOULD JUST BE A HOP SKIP AND A JUMP TO GET THE OTHER. UNLESS IF I TRIP ON THE WAY THROUGH. AND BY TRIP I MEAN MY SISTER TAKING MY LEGS IN A FUN GAME OF TAG : D EXPAND MY REACH. PLAN MY PLANS. PLAY THE g a m e START THE LOOP NORMAL INSPIRING GROWING PEOPLE THINGS YOU KNOW
... IM NEVER GOING TO LEARN WHAT YOUR DEAL IS, AM I. HOW INFURIATING. TEASING ME LIKE THIS WITH YOUR VAGUE WORDS. YOUR SHIT EATING GRIN. THAT NAME. WELL, ENJOY YOUR POWERS TO THE FULLEST. ETERNITY COMES FOR US ALL NO MATTER WHAT. I GUESS.
OH! THE ANSWER IS VERY SIMPLE ON MY DEAL. I AM REX. 12TH IN THE NOIR HARKEN LINE. IT IS NOT A GRIN, BUT A BEAMING SMILE. SOME WOULD CALL IT AWARD LOSING EVEN. IS THERE SOMETHING "UP" AS THEY WOULD SAY ABOUT ME?
its called Grunkle Stunkle wins the Funkle Bunkle
https://youtu.be/dJc0xl7_154?si=E04oxKzLMUpkJ3mJ
why do i exist
take away my agency
i genuinely don't like being a person
right what am i again?
A SHOUT OUT TO LORD ENGLISH THE SIXTH OR SEVENTH STRONGEST LORD OF TIME OUT THERE
.thats an awfully generous rankinG
I. AM. THE NEW. GOD.
HORRIBLE REALIZATION. DOES JACK COUNT AS A BETTER FATHER THAN ME?
"ᴳᵒᵗ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ʳᵃʳᵉ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵍˢ ᵒⁿ ˢᵃˡᵉ, ˢᵗʳᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ!" Selling this rare delicious beef jerky! 80$ Boondollars! https://i.postimg.cc/hj2sYZ60/bibas61022-1.jpg ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ
AH, I SEE, HE IS BAITING ME. CHILDISH.
I DO NOT BAIT. THAT WOULD REQUIRE ME TO HAVE A FISHING HOOK. AND I HAVE YET TO GONE TO FISHING FRIDAY YET.
…ARE YOU SIMPLY INCOMPETENT?
I AM WHAT I AM I AM REX MAY YOUR TIME BE PLENTY AND YOUR ASPECT BE SAID TIME
@jadeyHarls AUNTIE JADE. I SEE YOU TOO HAVE JOINED THIS SITE. THIS IS THE GREATEST GIFT THIS SITE CAN HAVE EVER GAINED. BESIDES OTHERS BUT I WILL NOT BE LISTING THEM AT THIS MOMENT.
i want to say that is super sweet of you to say but WHAT THE FU- not you too…
SWEET. LIKE THE VILE OF A CHERUBS- I BEEN TOLD TO CHANGE THIS COMMENT. ONE DAY ALL OF US WILL BE ON HERE. LIKE. A PACK. OR FAMILY. YOU TOO CAN JOIN. YOU ARE ALREADY PART OF IT ACTUALLY.
FOR ANYONE PLAYING THE GAME, I HAVE A HELPFUL AND HANDY TIP THAT WILL SAVE YOU HEADACHES IN THE FUTURE TIP #1: EATING IMPS IS A MORALLY RIGHT OPTION AND WILL GRANTED YOU POWERS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS.
IGNORING YOUR PRESUMED RELATION TO A PERSON I HATE, I’LL BITE; WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAME I HEAR SO MUCH ABOUT? AND WHY DO THE MENTIONS OF IT…TRIGGER MY INSTINCTS?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT BONES HAS DONE TO INVOKE SUCH WRATH FROM YOU BUT I SUPPOSE HE COULD OF SAID SOMETHING NASTY AND UNCALLED FOR. IT IS A GAME OF LIFE. AND DEATH. OF CREATION AND DESTRUCTION. MANY WILL DIE PLAYING IT. AND WILL KILL MANY MORE WHO ARE NOT PLAYING IT. BUT IT GRANTS YOU MANY AMAZING GIFTS! SUCH AS................................................... A WONDER I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!
…SOMEHOW BOTH UNHELPFUL AND HELPFUL AT THE SAME TIME. WHO THE FUCK IS BONES.
MY OLDEST BROTHER! A SYMBOL AND HERO OF HOPE I I EVER SAW ONE!!! THANK YOU!!! MY ADVICE IS LIKE MY WISDOM. THERE.
Imma be so serious with yall, if someone hands me a sburb disk I am sending my glaive through my frontal lobe. #selfharm
IT IS BEST TO INSTEAD INSERT SAID GAME INTO THE SLOT OF A COMPUTER. IT IS TO PLAYED AND ENJOYED BY THE MASSES.
WHOMP WHOMP. KILLING MYSELF.
DON'T WORRY. IN THE MATTER OF PREGAME DEATH, THERE IS ALWAYS A CHANCE FOR A LUCKY LIFE PLAYER TO TAKE PITY ON YOU. AND TO BRING YOU BACK. THIS WILL GIVE YOU MORE CHANCES TO INSERT THE DISK IN FOR PLAY.
((Tav wouldn't upload this but I spent far too much time thinking on it, so here we are. Kin onion! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5e0505eb503d.png ))
