REX NOIR
@improbableNothing
YES. IT IS I. REX NOIR. 12TH OF THE NOIR LINE. HERE TO FINALLY GRACE MYSELF ON THIS SITE OF WONDERS AND WHIMSY. I HOPE WE CAN GET TOGETHER AND MAKE STORIES. ADVENTURES. QUESTS OF THE GRAND KIND.
@jadeyHarls AUNTIE JADE. I SEE YOU TOO HAVE JOINED THIS SITE. THIS IS THE GREATEST GIFT THIS SITE CAN HAVE EVER GAINED. BESIDES OTHERS BUT I WILL NOT BE LISTING THEM AT THIS MOMENT.
i want to say that is super sweet of you to say but WHAT THE FU- not you too…
SWEET. LIKE THE VILE OF A CHERUBS- I BEEN TOLD TO CHANGE THIS COMMENT. ONE DAY ALL OF US WILL BE ON HERE. LIKE. A PACK. OR FAMILY. YOU TOO CAN JOIN. YOU ARE ALREADY PART OF IT ACTUALLY.
FOR ANYONE PLAYING THE GAME, I HAVE A HELPFUL AND HANDY TIP THAT WILL SAVE YOU HEADACHES IN THE FUTURE TIP #1: EATING IMPS IS A MORALLY RIGHT OPTION AND WILL GRANTED YOU POWERS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS.
IGNORING YOUR PRESUMED RELATION TO A PERSON I HATE, I’LL BITE; WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAME I HEAR SO MUCH ABOUT? AND WHY DO THE MENTIONS OF IT…TRIGGER MY INSTINCTS?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT BONES HAS DONE TO INVOKE SUCH WRATH FROM YOU BUT I SUPPOSE HE COULD OF SAID SOMETHING NASTY AND UNCALLED FOR. IT IS A GAME OF LIFE. AND DEATH. OF CREATION AND DESTRUCTION. MANY WILL DIE PLAYING IT. AND WILL KILL MANY MORE WHO ARE NOT PLAYING IT. BUT IT GRANTS YOU MANY AMAZING GIFTS! SUCH AS................................................... A WONDER I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!
…SOMEHOW BOTH UNHELPFUL AND HELPFUL AT THE SAME TIME. WHO THE FUCK IS BONES.
MY OLDEST BROTHER! A SYMBOL AND HERO OF HOPE I I EVER SAW ONE!!! THANK YOU!!! MY ADVICE IS LIKE MY WISDOM. THERE.
Imma be so serious with yall, if someone hands me a sburb disk I am sending my glaive through my frontal lobe. #selfharm
IT IS BEST TO INSTEAD INSERT SAID GAME INTO THE SLOT OF A COMPUTER. IT IS TO PLAYED AND ENJOYED BY THE MASSES.
WHOMP WHOMP. KILLING MYSELF.
DON'T WORRY. IN THE MATTER OF PREGAME DEATH, THERE IS ALWAYS A CHANCE FOR A LUCKY LIFE PLAYER TO TAKE PITY ON YOU. AND TO BRING YOU BACK. THIS WILL GIVE YOU MORE CHANCES TO INSERT THE DISK IN FOR PLAY.
((Tav wouldn't upload this but I spent far too much time thinking on it, so here we are. Kin onion! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5e0505eb503d.png ))
whats black and white and red all over
A DERSE AND PROSPIT SOLIDER WHO HAVE BEEN FIGHTING FOR AT LEAST TWO TO THREE BUSINESS DAYS.
How Much More Of This Can I Take Before I " Freak The Fuck Out ", I Wonder.
AT LEAST THREE POSTS AND A BAD SANDWICH BREAK. MAYBE FOUR IF YOUR LUCK STAT IS HIGHER THEN SIX.
aight fine maybe i DO have a bad habit of drivin ppl fuckin batshit insane but its so much fun
IT IS THE BEST WAY TO TEST THE LIMITS OF SOMEONE. TO SEE WHAT TICKLES THEM AND MAKES THEM CRY, BAWL OR DIE INSIDE. A CLUB MAY HELP WITH ALL THREE OF THOSE TOO BUT I WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.
IT TOOK AGES. IT TOOK YEARS. IT MAY EVEN HAVE TAKEN A SINGLE MINUTE, THE WORST OF THE TIME ORDER EVEN. BUT I HAVE FINALLY ARRIVED. NAY. BRUTE FORCED MY WAY INTO THIS MAGICAL SITE THEY CALL "chitter". IT TOOK MANY OF THE TIP OF THE TAP OF MY PAW AND CLAW TO GET HERE BUT IT WAS WELL WORTH THE EFFORT. IT DIDN'T EVEN BREAK THE KEYBOARD THIS TIME. A TRUE WIN FOR THE GREATS. I AM REX NOIR. IF THAT LAST NAME MAY CONCERN YOU IN ANYWAY, DO NOT FEAR. THERE WILL BE NO STABBING OF ANY KIND. IN THE SWEET, SWEET HOME OF REX(tm) THERE IS NO STABBING OF THE HEART, SPLEEN, LUNG, ARMS, LEGS, SECOND HEART, STOMACH THAT YOU GOT REMOVED, STOMACH FROM A FRIEND THAT GOT ADDED IN AND OTHERS! THE GROIN AREA HOWEVER MAY STILL BE A TARGET SO BEWARE!!!! I HOPE BY BEING HERE I CAN EXAMINE ALL OF YOU. SNIFF YOU ALL OUT. PRESS MY ROBOTIC EYES SO CLOSE TO MY SCREEN, I CAN PRACTICALLY SEE WHAT ARCS EVERYONE IS HAVING. I HOPE THERE IS DRAMA. DEATH. ACTION. FRIENDSHIP. MAYBE EVEN A LITTLE LOVE MAKING DEEP DOWN. IT WILL BE MOVIE WORTHY I THINK. BUT NOW I MUST GO. I HEAR MY SISTER BREAKING DOWN MY DOOR. I THINK SHE WANTS TO TELL OF WELL OF A JOB I MUST BE DOING. FOR FINALLY MAKING A ACCOUNT HERE. : D PS: THE ICON AT THE MOMENT IS A PLACEHOLDER. PAY NO MIND TO THE DANCING BIRD.
Hi Rex
HELLO KRIS OF THE BEAM ATTACK. LORD OF DOOM. FRIEND TO ALL EXPECT THE THOSE YOU ARE NOT FRIENDS WITH. WHICH IS VERY LOVE FROM WHAT I HAVE SEEN, HEARD, BREATHED AND THOUGHT ABOUT IN MY LIFE. IT IS PLEASURE TO SEE YOU HERE TOO. I CAN ALREADY IMAGINE WHAT WACKY BEAM ATTACKS YOU HAVE DONE SINCE YOU HAVE BEEN HERE FOR WHAT I ASSUME IS AT LEAST TEN MINUTES. ALSO I APPEAR TO BE MISSING A ARM RIGHT NOW. I HAVE NO IDEA WHEN THIS HAS HAPPENED. I THINK IT WAS AFTER BELLA GRACED ME WITH HER VISIT. OH HER AND HER SILLY JOKES.
Damn it, Bella. I will go see if I can get your arm back.
DON'T WORRY! IT WAS THE FLESH ONE! IT SHOULD BE BACK IN- OH THERE IT IS. NOTHING TO FEAR. NOTHING TO PANIC ABOUT. A SIMPLE JEST FROM HER. SHE DID TRY TO SMASH MY COMPUTER BUT I SIMPLE LOST OF THE ARM SEEMED TO HAVE HELPED IN THAT SAFETY.