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Oh do not worry, Noir, you aren't going to have to find this one either.
IF YOU HAVE ANY EXPERTISE ON THE MENTAL AND SPIRITUAL LOBOTOMY OF A FIRST GUARDIAN, YOU WILL SOON BE CONSCRIPTED.
YEAH NO THAT WASNT THE HYPOTHETICAL I PRESENTED. YOUR ENTHUSIASM IS FAIRLY APPRECIATED NONETHELESS HOWEVER. WHAT WOULD YOU THEORETICALLY DO WITH THOSE POWERS? IF YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY ARE.
i take jabs at variants of terrible people so congratulations on making the list
seems to be the only worthwhile thing you do
well... that *is* a green mario, i sUppose! hardly his original form, bUt i see what yoU mean now! ^u^
a piece of what?
X You know what Larkso’s post has inspired me to remind people of this fact I am a woman Do not mistake me for a man. If you end up being the 7th person to do so on here I’m kicking your ass. x
i genuinely don't like being a person
This one is DEFINITELY Jack’s son.
NOW WHO THE FUCK ELSE COULD YOU BE TALKING ABOUT HERE.
.thats an awfully generous rankinG
yeah im probably gonna need to make a secondary pistol, this magnum could probably blow up a hive by accident #saraSBURBsession
YOU ARE ALL. SO. W E A K.
no cuz i dont work for nomoby
Do you people know how humiliating it is to DM the Sec of Defense "Are you familiar with those ponies and their war"? Do you?
Guy draws shitty diagrams and makes friends with my friends, but he won't even wave to me when I see him in my dreams.
"ᴳᵒᵗ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ʳᵃʳᵉ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵍˢ ᵒⁿ ˢᵃˡᵉ, ˢᵗʳᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ!" That's half our stock! Enjoy! ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ
Hi English, you haven't picked up any of my calls
…ARE YOU SIMPLY INCOMPETENT?
AH, I SEE, HE IS BAITING ME. CHILDISH.
NOW WHAT THE FUCK IS THE NOIRSPAWN DOING?
The way you are talking about this concerns me.
⛧if youve got scars, lemme see em.⛧
if one more of jacks kids but in adult form shows up on here im going to have an existential crisis
i want to say that is super sweet of you to say but WHAT THE FU- not you too…
Thank you, Sollux. That was cathartic.
i think that everyone should get LOUDER
IGNORING YOUR PRESUMED RELATION TO A PERSON I HATE, I’LL BITE; WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAME I HEAR SO MUCH ABOUT? AND WHY DO THE MENTIONS OF IT…TRIGGER MY INSTINCTS?
AM I SAFE FROM THE FISH.
fuck right i was working on changing my handle!
"WHATS THAT POKEMON???" its coping "ITS DEFLECTION" FUUUUCK
((Tav wouldn't upload this but I spent far too much time thinking on it, so here we are. Kin onion! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5e0505eb503d.png ))
peeps will cry aboat not needin a leader and t)(en look towards da Not Leader of t)(eir #antileaders group to make sure t)(ey did a good job
... Did I ever even notice I hit a hundred followers...?
Terrified
j0hn arbuckle.
He is quadreacting everything I am saying. I have never, once, in all of my existence have suffered such an "aura" loss.
One of the positives of being a horrifying eldritch abomination is being able to split your consciousness across multiple vessels. Although the one I am using to be online right now is rather rudimentary compared to my usual form. Unfortunately said body is required... elsewhere ;)
HOLY FUCK. HOLY FUCKING FUCK, THAT WORKED. I'M BACK. WHAT THE FEUDAL FUCK IS THAT MALIGNANT MASS OF TEXT UPLOADED FROM MY CHITTR PROFILE.
I was asked, recently, about my ancestor. Spermcum Bucketer... Nah. Just fucking with you. #nsfw. My ancestor was called Greeneye Iredrawn. Alright, from what I know. I guess.
Hi Rex