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i 6uess the do6 people are really Crazy powerful?? o︵o

i take jabs at variants of terrible people so congratulations on making the list

seems to be the only worthwhile thing you do

well... that *is* a green mario, i sUppose! hardly his original form, bUt i see what yoU mean now! ^u^

a piece of what?

X You know what Larkso’s post has inspired me to remind people of this fact I am a woman Do not mistake me for a man. If you end up being the 7th person to do so on here I’m kicking your ass. x

i genuinely don't like being a person
This one is DEFINITELY Jack’s son.

NOW WHO THE FUCK ELSE COULD YOU BE TALKING ABOUT HERE.

.thats an awfully generous rankinG

yeah im probably gonna need to make a secondary pistol, this magnum could probably blow up a hive by accident #saraSBURBsession

YOU ARE ALL. SO. W E A K.

no cuz i dont work for nomoby

Do you people know how humiliating it is to DM the Sec of Defense "Are you familiar with those ponies and their war"? Do you?

Guy draws shitty diagrams and makes friends with my friends, but he won't even wave to me when I see him in my dreams.
"ᴳᵒᵗ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ʳᵃʳᵉ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵍˢ ᵒⁿ ˢᵃˡᵉ, ˢᵗʳᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ!" That's half our stock! Enjoy! ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ

Hi English, you haven't picked up any of my calls

…ARE YOU SIMPLY INCOMPETENT?

AH, I SEE, HE IS BAITING ME. CHILDISH.

...it's even lonelier in here now, knowin' someone really was livin' with me for a little bit. i'd really like to stop havin' hoofbeastshit happen to me 'n' folks around me sometime this half-sweep. my ankle is fuCky beCause i've been movin' on it more than i should have even with the Cast on. Can't sit still. Can't keep friends Close beCause now i'm worried that somethin' horrendous mi6ht happen to 'em beCause they made the mistake of bein' anythin' more than an aCquaintanCe to me. shit, i'm startin' to feel Cursed. i dunno. i'm so tired. m'sorry. a6ain. 6'li6ht.

NOW WHAT THE FUCK IS THE NOIRSPAWN DOING?

⛧if youve got scars, lemme see em.⛧
if one more of jacks kids but in adult form shows up on here im going to have an existential crisis
i want to say that is super sweet of you to say but WHAT THE FU- not you too…

i think that everyone should get LOUDER

IGNORING YOUR PRESUMED RELATION TO A PERSON I HATE, I’LL BITE; WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAME I HEAR SO MUCH ABOUT? AND WHY DO THE MENTIONS OF IT…TRIGGER MY INSTINCTS?

AM I SAFE FROM THE FISH.

fuck right i was working on changing my handle!
peeps will cry aboat not needin a leader and t)(en look towards da Not Leader of t)(eir #antileaders group to make sure t)(ey did a good job

... Did I ever even notice I hit a hundred followers...?

Terrified

j0hn arbuckle.
One of the positives of being a horrifying eldritch abomination is being able to split your consciousness across multiple vessels. Although the one I am using to be online right now is rather rudimentary compared to my usual form. Unfortunately said body is required... elsewhere ;)

HOLY FUCK. HOLY FUCKING FUCK, THAT WORKED. I'M BACK. WHAT THE FEUDAL FUCK IS THAT MALIGNANT MASS OF TEXT UPLOADED FROM MY CHITTR PROFILE.

Hi Rex







