Do you people know how humiliating it is to DM the Sec of Defense "Are you familiar with those ponies and their war"? Do you?
He's a Strider so I'm assuming he does but come on.
no cuz i dont work for nomoby
It is very humbling.
I think that's, like, a type of flirting to him t8h
It was never a war, humanoid. I was an army of one, and through the fires that burned, the old guard of Equestria fell. It was only through... that WRETCHED pest, Twilight Sparkle, that total victory SLIPPED from my grasp. So many centuries without magic... But now, no longer. I will get what is mine.
And whatever that means.
In that case, I feel like a male bird. Waving my stupid idiot wings around in my stupid idiot dance. "What is this pony war?" "Should I pull out a nuke for this one or what? Please advise."
now THAT's more like it. do your little shimmy shimmy https://i.pinimg.com/originals/da/ae/24/daae24f3c56288fc8d9d776889fc07c7.gif
Yeah that's exactly what I feel like at the moment.