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#sarasburbsession

i should definitely prepare for my denizen meeting harder #saraSBURBsession

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i should probably contemplate a battle strategy for if i encounter HIM again #saraSBURBsession

early morning dungeon run #saraSBURBsession

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>=>}I Lay Here On This CCouch, Wondering How Much Time Has Passed Since This Session Started... How Long Have We Been In The Medium Now? #sarasburbsession -9-

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>=>}Im Startin To Wonder Wat The End Of Tis Seshin Is Suposed To Look Lik? dos The New Universe Hav Like The Ideal Stuf For Each Of Us?? fuck This Wine Is Stronf #substance #sarasburbsession -9-

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>=>}Scrolling Through My CChitter. Laying Amongst CComfy Pillows. Dreaming Of Women Once Again... I Realize I CCant Do Anything About It Here In The Medium And That Sucks A Lot... #sarasburbsession -9-

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>=>}Probably Going To Rest In A Pillow Fort For A Good Portion Of Today, Thinking About Women. Hammerspace Is Really Handy For Just Having Stuff Like That Ready To Hide In. I May Also CContinue Work On Getting Devices Ready For Others In My Session To Be Able To Go Into Hammerspace. #sarasburbsession -9-

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[NA] is now offline! give it like about two weeks and i'll have cleared every single dungeon on LORAC #saraSBURBsession

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ask from @lightupBeats "How's your session going girl?" had a stretch where over half of everyone here god tiered in like a week but overall i'd say session's going well enough "It's nice to see other sburb players on chittr tbh we going thru it together", they also add same #saraSBURBsession #saraQnA https://forms.gle/7XRLuxvKtE4rCCRn6

i checked my denizen aeolus said "IT IS NOT YOUR TIME YET. COME BACK WHEN YOU FEEL TRULY READY." at least hes chill? #saraSBURBsession

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well that'd be the denizen's place, i suppose [A picture of a giant palace above the clouds of LORAC, lots of open entrances. The palace is impressive.] #sarasburbsession

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gotta train more, just in case my eventual encounter with my denizen goes wrong (not happening anytime soon, but if what i'm seeing is correct, i am going to have to go and find Aeolus and ask him what the fuck is going on) #saraSBURBsession

i should probably go back and clear out that dungeon before i forget #saraSBURBsession

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"The winds of freedom wait for no one." Your name is SARA. You're chilling at you're 'puter right now, doing something or the other. Whatever you're doing aside, you can't think of a transition to talking about your variety of INTERESTS, so you'll just leave it here and hope people understand. You quite particularly enjoy being a part of VARIOUS INTERNET CULTURES, some of which (cough cough SCENE / GENERAL ALT FASHION) have influenced you greatly. You like to every now and then CREATE "HIGH QUALITY VIDEO GAME RIPS" (You are something of a SILVAGUNNERHEAD, having been in the fandom for a while, and you ...Read more

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if we're talking about SBURB/SGRUB tips i've found that XOR alchemy transfers the properties of one item to another item like, if you combine Grow-in-water dinosaurs with say, an artillery shell you get an artillery shell that expands in contact with water #sburb #sgrub #saraSBURBsession

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i just realized these cool glowing rings appear around my arms during combat its purely cosmetic but gog damn does it look cool #saraSBURBsession

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question from @karmaDagger "i missed the lore whyre you blue now" died came back as a god-tier now i can windy thing all over the place #saraQnA #saraSBURBsession https://forms.gle/mc8M8iqjHM6RVUnR6

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well. this is certainly something to discover #saraSBURBsession

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>=>}*squeak Squeakums* hello. I CCome Bearing Terrible News From The #sarasburbsession. This Is Not Sa'byne Typing, Instead Her KCernelsprite. sa'byne Took Part In A Ritual To Bring Water Back To Her Planet By CConsuming A Poisonous Berry And Dying. She Livestreamed It From Her Perspective To The Group CChat. I Am Not Sure What To Do... I Wish She CCould Have Found Another Way, But It Was Ultimately Necessary For The Progress Of Her Group. I Am Not Sure She Ever Found Her Slab. This Is Unfortunate News And I Hope That She CCan Rest. -9-

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[NA has posted a video!] [It's from the POV of around the structure Sara was talking about. A giant ring, about a hundred feet in diameter, centered directly above where Sara's dorm is. You can tell due to the Fifth-Seventh gates above it. Sara is standing off to the side, looking at the center of the ring, focused. "here goes nothing" she says to herself. Then suddenly, it starts happening. A small windy shape appears at the center of the ring, shaped like a drillbit, spinning around. Sara seems to be incredibly focused on this. Sara's face grimaces harder as she attempts to make the wi...Read more

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i think the game's trying to scream at me without directly screaming at me "COME ON SARA, DO A WINDY THING HERE" trying to figure that out #saraSBURBsession

oh yeah i found something i gotta do, a giant circular structure above the clouds surrounding the area where my house is, i assume thats where i can like... punch a hole in the clouds for me to build through? #sarasburbsession

well i'll be damned i'm above the clouds holy SHIT its bright #saraSBURBsession

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well turns out the fourth gate theory did NOT work, but i did happen to find a tower that seemingly leads above the clouds time to check it out #saraSBURBsession

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ok that was not as much of a concern as i thought basically just had to shoot their wings and fall damage took care of the rest #saraSBURBsession

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WHY ARE THE OGRES FLYING #saraSBURBsession

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guess i'll do the thing and check all the fourth gates hopefully the theory's right #saraSBURBsession

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long question from @armedLizards "How does SBURB work? How has your session been going?" for the second part, pretty good so far! now for the first part... [cracks knuckles] (i have not, and am nowhere near finishing the game yet, as such this explanation is NOT perfect) it's a reality-warping game that involves lots of personal character development, at an intense cost so it starts off with your group of players you've selected to play the game and entering the game itself entry involves connecting to players in the group forming a chain of entry, via placing machines with the end goal ...Read more

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crazy how it's already been nearly a month since i started this game #saraSBURBsession

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still makes me curious is there anywhere else these transportalizers lead to that could be interesting? #saraSBURBsession

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ok i think i'm FINALLY back on prospit missed this place gonna go head to one of the libraries and start studying up on information #saraSBURBsession

alchemizing outfits is quite a fun thing to do when bored #saraSBURBsession

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how to get past the cloud layer... #saraSBURBsession

>=>}So Uhm, Been Wondering How To CKeep These Giant Worms Away From The CConsort Villages And While I Have An Idea... It Would Be Nice To Hear Other Solutions Too. #sarasburbsession -9-

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ok just got out of the dungeon, killed the big guy keeping all these consorts imprisoned, freed them got some SWEET loot from this place #saraSBURBsession

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ok finally finishing up this questline it's about this one consort trying to find his missing friends apparently they've all been kidnapped and trapped in this dungeon im in currently this consort guy (he's with me)'s got a little armor set and sword its so cute #saraSBURBsession

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got a lot of grinding up ahead of me in terms of SBURB another dungeon to clear (finishing up this side questline i've been working on), as well as future training on other lands #saraSBURBsession

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i swear i'm gonna have actually completed my SBURB session by the time chittr slander 3 releases #saraSBURBsession

gonna try and alchemize some fireworks #saraSBURBsession

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forgot to post this question earlier from @dataControl "R U PL4Y1N6 ZBURB 470N3???? " nope got seven others in my session #saraSBURBsession #saraQNA https://forms.gle/WM8xkedXYBnq1nor6

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i think i may have unintentionally teleported trillions of miles across paradox space yesterday? i don't know exactly HOW i managed to do it, but if i could somehow get this power running properly, things could become a lot more convenient #saraSBURBsession

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i think i may have the most overengineered pistol in existence i could probably kill a small army with one shot #saraSBURBsession

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i think they took some other carapacian prisoner, new fella got shoved in a cell right next to mine #saraSBURBsession

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sa'byne's land is certainly sandy and rocky #saraSBURBsession

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Your name is SARA. You're chilling at you're 'puter right now, doing something or the other. Whatever you're doing aside, you can't think of a transition to talking about your variety of INTERESTS, so you'll just leave it here and hope people understand. You quite particularly enjoy being a part of VARIOUS INTERNET CULTURES, some of which (cough cough SCENE / GENERAL ALT FASHION) have influenced you greatly. You like to every now and then CREATE "HIGH QUALITY VIDEO GAME RIPS" (You are something of a SILVAGUNNERHEAD, having recently DJed their latest trackset INFINITE QUALITY ACHIEVED at MAGFest 2026. On t...Read more

nearly about a third of the way done of getting a map of this prison... jegus, nyrita was right, this place really is poorly designed i could probably break out of here in like two weeks once i have a route setup #saraSBURBsession

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real alchemy hours #saraSBURBsession

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hmm how does one get to derse #saraSBURBsession

>=>}Just KCilled A Giant Worm CCovered In Metal Scales By Shredding Its Mouth In A Pitch Dark Room. Ask Me Anything. #sarasburbsession -9-

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[PINNED] Your name is Sara Mendel, and you're... in a situation. Earlier, you were jolted awake by some carapacian named HEINOUS BUTCHER. Apparently the "BOSSMAN" aka @sinisterScoundrel would prefer to keep you alive. You aren't sure if that's a good thing. Apparently, somehow by HB jolting you awake, you and your waking self got unlinked. You have a feeling this should not have occured. Besides that, you are locked in a deserted jail cell. Completely alone. All you have is a crappy phone. You are trapped. #saraSBURBsession.

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