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IT TOOK AGES. IT TOOK YEARS. IT MAY EVEN HAVE TAKEN A SINGLE MINUTE, THE WORST OF THE TIME ORDER EVEN. BUT I HAVE FINALLY ARRIVED. NAY. BRUTE FORCED MY WAY INTO THIS MAGICAL SITE THEY CALL "chitter". IT TOOK MANY OF THE TIP OF THE TAP OF MY PAW AND CLAW TO GET HERE BUT IT WAS WELL WORTH THE EFFORT. IT DIDN'T EVEN BREAK THE KEYBOARD THIS TIME. A TRUE WIN FOR THE GREATS. I AM REX NOIR. IF THAT LAST NAME MAY CONCERN YOU IN ANYWAY, DO NOT FEAR. THERE WILL BE NO STABBING OF ANY KIND. IN THE SWEET, SWEET HOME OF REX(tm) THERE IS NO STABBING OF THE HEART, SPLEEN, LUNG, ARMS, LEGS, SECOND HEART, STOMACH THAT YOU GOT REMOVED, STOMACH FROM A FRIEND THAT GOT ADDED IN AND OTHERS! THE GROIN AREA HOWEVER MAY STILL BE A TARGET SO BEWARE!!!! I HOPE BY BEING HERE I CAN EXAMINE ALL OF YOU. SNIFF YOU ALL OUT. PRESS MY ROBOTIC EYES SO CLOSE TO MY SCREEN, I CAN PRACTICALLY SEE WHAT ARCS EVERYONE IS HAVING. I HOPE THERE IS DRAMA. DEATH. ACTION. FRIENDSHIP. MAYBE EVEN A LITTLE LOVE MAKING DEEP DOWN. IT WILL BE MOVIE WORTHY I THINK. BUT NOW I MUST GO. I HEAR MY SISTER BREAKING DOWN MY DOOR. I THINK SHE WANTS TO TELL OF WELL OF A JOB I MUST BE DOING. FOR FINALLY MAKING A ACCOUNT HERE. : D PS: THE ICON AT THE MOMENT IS A PLACEHOLDER. PAY NO MIND TO THE DANCING BIRD.

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Hi Rex

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HELLO KRIS OF THE BEAM ATTACK. LORD OF DOOM. FRIEND TO ALL EXPECT THE THOSE YOU ARE NOT FRIENDS WITH. WHICH IS VERY LOVE FROM WHAT I HAVE SEEN, HEARD, BREATHED AND THOUGHT ABOUT IN MY LIFE. IT IS PLEASURE TO SEE YOU HERE TOO. I CAN ALREADY IMAGINE WHAT WACKY BEAM ATTACKS YOU HAVE DONE SINCE YOU HAVE BEEN HERE FOR WHAT I ASSUME IS AT LEAST TEN MINUTES. ALSO I APPEAR TO BE MISSING A ARM RIGHT NOW. I HAVE NO IDEA WHEN THIS HAS HAPPENED. I THINK IT WAS AFTER BELLA GRACED ME WITH HER VISIT. OH HER AND HER SILLY JOKES.

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Damn it, Bella. I will go see if I can get your arm back.

DON'T WORRY! IT WAS THE FLESH ONE! IT SHOULD BE BACK IN- OH THERE IT IS. NOTHING TO FEAR. NOTHING TO PANIC ABOUT. A SIMPLE JEST FROM HER. SHE DID TRY TO SMASH MY COMPUTER BUT I SIMPLE LOST OF THE ARM SEEMED TO HAVE HELPED IN THAT SAFETY.