Maya Ashorn
@evenLift
KICK ass girl, livin a KICK ass life with KICK ass tendancies that usually lead to ASS KICKING
Human social media PISSES ME OFF. So i'll give this a CHANCE, I guess. Uh, introduction pinned post stuff, uh... Just a gal in a FINELY TUNED MACHINE of a body. Hmu if u need a spotter.
How you gonna get the money? Send papers to an empty home, oh, How you gonna get the money? NOBODY TO ANSWER THE PHONE. -bluesy guitar lick #lyricposting
FUCK it do any ladies wanna kiss??? Or like, whatever YOU want?? #nsfw
Hi- uh- I’m Maya, UH- I THINK- I might like- like girls- a little- I don’t know maybe I could talk to some people? I bench 320lbs, I’m 6’2, uh, I like cats and movies and health. https://file.garden/YyaZPdX23DJlLNw8/Mayam%20.jpg
-7 Thi5 ain't trindr (Troll Tinder) 6e5tie, let5 your5elf 6e! 2-
Oh my god maybe I AM a lesbian
There Ya Go Buddy You Got It
I don’t know what girls LIKE or how to TALK to them or anything- god what if they all think I’m ugly ohmygod
Girls Arent A Momolith Theyre Just People. Some Are Even Humans If You're Into That Kind Of Thing
Hi can I purchase s.o°me .o°f y.o°ur s.o°da pr.o°duct
Oh You Havent Heard?
Like- I DONT- just because I want to kiss a girl DOESN’T mean I’m gay- and just because I like looking at girls’ bodies and imagining- stuff- DOESN’T MEAN I’M GAY I just- appreciate- stuff- I’m just jealous, look if girls dmed me I’d respond and it wouldn’t be gay.
True, it could also mean you're bisexual.
.o°kay
Maybe I’m just acesxual because I feel that way about girls and I DONT feel anything for guys so I can just be alone yeah.
what's so bad with adding some fruit to the snack bowl? i think everyone's entitled to being a little gay. trust me, i thought it was weird too. but it's pretty sweet. :B
Well, my friend always SAID I was gay and I said no, and if I’m gay I’ll have to like tell people and that’ll go bad and I’m just, not, so it’s okay.
hm. that’s a pretty tricky spot to be in, i’ll admit. assuming your friend wasn’t just messing with you — if you don’t feel like you’re gay, that’s totally fine. people say it all the time, but it’s true: labels are optional! you don’t have to box yourself in as anything. honestly, you could even take it as a compliment. gay people tend to have pretty solid taste sometimes. :B but if someone’s calling you that just to get under your skin, that’s different. that’s kind of fucked up! and it might be worth reconsidering how much you engage with them. at the end of the day, though, just go with what feels right to you.
How do you DELETE chitts I’m NOT gay :(
I didn’t admit to ANYTHING there’s NOTHING to take back. https://file.garden/YyaZPdX23DJlLNw8/IMG_1669.jpeg
When I made my post about NOT being a lesbian everyone was like, oh, thinking about girls and wanting to be near girls and cuddle with girls means that you’re at LEAST romantically attracted to them, and I just don’t know what to DO.
https://file.garden/YyaZPdX23DJlLNw8/IMG_1668.jpeg Selfie.
https://file.garden/YyaZPdX23DJlLNw8/Mayam%20.jpg Really wish I would STOP growing. Ugh my thighs are so big too I can’t wear any skirts. Small prices to pay for being buff.
6'3 here I understand the pain. Kind of. I've been told I dress like a fuckboy though so my fashion ain't suffering lmao
I USED to dress really feminine. I’m sure if I tried I could look better, lean into my size.
EVERY week is FITNESS week. Get buff NOW. Get healthy NOW.
Hell YEAH, I go to the local gym every weekend and I have a pretty good in house gym. My best is benching 320 lbs.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 CHEERS, I'LL SMOKE CRACK TO THAHAT. #substance
I DONT smoke and I encourage others to do the same, but I’m glad you’re passionate about your body’s health.
DONT call me babes it reminds me of my weird yoga instructor who always called me DOLL.
HELL YEAH, SISTER. i be #lifting the FUCK out of weights. careful if you go lookin for mine though #nsfw ref
I wonder if there’s ANY meaning behind the mirthful messiah’s makeup patterns..
Can you explain? I’m reading through the WHOLE of the scriptures at the moment, with the permission of a member of the church, it’s very interesting.
EVERYONE HAS THEIR SPIN ON THE MAKE-UP AS A PART OF THEIR PERSONAL SELF-EXPRESSION, but the connection is to the two angels and messiahs themselves. THE BLANK SLATE FOR THE FIRST, WHEN YOU ARE FIRST INDUCTED. the face for the second, to mirror his skeletal grace once dedication and faith is proven.
Makes sense… there ARE a lot of monologues about self expression and indulgence in SMEARS 1:4
Can I ask about the SIGNIFICANCE of contrast and how it relates to capitalization and lowercase?
THE CORE OF MOTHERFUCKIN EMPHASIS, LIL SIB. clowns are motherfuckin empassioned with mirth, and whimsy, and DIVINE RAGE. I USE IT TO CONTRAST MY WORDS AND MEANINGS, just like the paint on my face pays homage to my LORD and the surfaces and crevices of his SKULL. that and trolls got their motherfuckin word quirks, but if you're already perusing the clurch i aint think i gotta explain that one.
Yeah. I DO like quirks. I often capitalize my words for emphasis, it’s like a trademark. Maybe a little bit awkward or cringey at times, but I don’t REALLY care.
I haven’t even READ all the way through the scriptures yet, and I don’t think humans can join, but THANK you for being so open about your culture even though I’m so… foreign.
WE HAVE POSITIONS FOR THOSE LOWER THAN OUR PURPLE-BLOOD. if our motherfuckin teachings speak to you. long as you treat the scriptures proper, i aint stoppin you from reading.
Reading through an audiobook of troll clown religion scriptures, this is SO fucking interesting. Only like TWO or so books in. Is the dark carnival… heaven? Or hell? It sounds tiring, to me at least.
Ugh. I did NOT sleep well last night. Whatever. Clearer heads WILL prevail today.
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Well... Human women ARE more emotional than men... Perhaps it'd be best to transition to male. Or transition to troll. Either or, you're currently the worst possible combination of things... I truly, truly do pity you! Sad'
I'm SO SO SO fucking spring loaded RIGHT now I"M GOING TO PUNCH A HOLE IN MY DRYWALL IF I DON'T FIX THIS
wish i had that much energy. you probably shouldn't let that happen though.
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It's WEIRD that after I read that clown scripture clowns keep popping up.
Sometimes, when I'm weak, I eat one cup of yoghurt.
https://file.garden/YyaZPdX23DJlLNw8/Screenshot%202026-03-29%20000036.png @tentaclesTherapist ???? I don't understand.
oh, tentacles. i love what she does. very good writer, and a curious one, too. (the best kind.)
I feel as though I would need more context to understand the exact type of anxiety disorder he's speaking of, as there are various, and I am not sure the context in this scenario. however I will say anxiety disorders are centred around nervousness and distress, often at particular triggers. For example, a social anxiety disorder would make one very stressed and worried about entering social spaces or social interactions. Sometimes even to the point of panic attacks- states of hightened anxiety I can get into more depth on if required. Anxiety disorders can also often be in tandem with other disorders such as depression or ADHD. Of course you could also check the wikipedia page for a simplified version of all of this.
https://file.garden/YyaZPdX23DJlLNw8/Screenshot%202026-03-28%20235517.png He replied to THIS post I made.
Ah. Okay, so this seems like a panic attack, as I mentioned. I The shortness of breath to to anxious thoughts. He was correct on this matter, I wouldn't be surprised if you had a sort of anxiety disorder.
I should attempt to analyze you when I am less tired and more sober. This would be facinating to get into deeper to try and understand exactly how you feel. Perhaps tomorrow we could get into this on a more fundemental level.
I mean, it isn't JUST the times I stop breathing this is kinda in the back of my mind all the time. I don't GET how no-one else seems to think this, when SO many people can just be OKAY with the fact that YOU'RE CONSTANTLY ROTTING AT ALL TIMES.
Do you ever get SO caught up in your thoughts that you stop breathing and for a second you think this is it I'm going to die, and when you're still alive you can't help but realize that being in such a fragile body is scary and dedication to the upkeep of that body is the only way to ensure you live for as long as you can and you don't have to confront what happens after LIFE.
Have you ever heard of anxiety disorders. If not, highly recommend hitting up Rose Lalonde. She'll explain it to you in detail, I'm sure.
Well-nigh to liking your post before seeing you're purple. My guy YOU'RE who we should try killing
I think they give people #substances for that.
no trust me I've evened the score already. im doing so goₒᵒd at keₑᵉping the bloₒᵒdlust lowkey i haven't even torn into a frond in like. uh. well it's harder to kill online ok
My FRIENDS always say I'M a homosexual, BUT that is not true. I ONLY THINK ABOUT WOMEN'S BODIES AND WOMEN IN GENERAL EVERY DAY BECAUSE I'M SO PASSIONATE ABOUT MY OWN PHYSICAL HEALTH AND THAT IS THE TRUTH.
For some reason it feels invasive to look at this. I don't normally feel that way. I think that's just because of how clearly lesbian it is.
I don't drink, or smoke, or do any pills, CHEAP DOPAMINE devalues the dopamine you WORK for by doing PHYSICAL activity and TREATING YOUR BODY WITH THE CARE IT DESERVES.