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Dirk Lalonde

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"Hi Vampire," I said flirtily as I started to sob.

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(ooc) tiny little bio for dilal ehe kind of revival of a very old flarping muse that was revamped for tumblr (@hellokittydiary)... and then died on tumblr too lmao ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dirk Lalonde (he/they), 25-ish years (he forgor) Prince of Light, swapped Roseways Was killed during his SBURB session, thinks his timeline is doomed. It's not. But they currently have no way of knowing that. Habitual liar (watch out) They portray themself as someone who knows exactly what they're doing and has it all together. However, he actually has no fucking clue what he's doing and has absolutely none of it together. He's a huge wreck, honestly. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Swaps are as follows: Humans: Dirk Lalonde (Prince of Light) - Rose Strider (Seer of Heart) Roxy Strider (Rogue of Time) - Dave Lalonde (Knight of Void) Jake Egbert (Page of Breath) - John English (Heir of Hope) Jane Harley (Maid of Space) - Jade Crocker (Witch of Life) Trolls: Kankri Serket (Seer of Light) - Vriska Vantas (Thief of Blood) Damara Captor (Witch of Doom) - Sollux Megido (Mage of Time) Rufioh Ampora (Rogue of Hope) - Eridan Nitram (Prince of Breath) Mituna Megido (Heir of Time) - Aradia Captor (Maid of Doom) Meulin Makara (Mage of Rage) - Gamzee Leijon (Bard of Heart) Porrim Pyrope (Maid of Mind) - Terezi Maryam (Seer of Space) Latula Maryam (Knight of Space) - Kanaya Pyrope (Sylph of Mind) Aranea Vantas (Sylph of Blood) - Karkat Serket (Knight of Light) Horuss Peixes (Page of Life) - Feferi Zahhak (Witch of Void) Kurloz Leijon (Prince of Heart) - Nepeta Makara (Rogue of Rage) Cronus Nitram (Bard of Breath) - Tavros Ampora (Page of Hope) Meenah Zahhak (Thief of Void) - Equius Peixes (Heir of Life) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- finally, i made a vroid model for him and went and edited it in krita with the INTENTION of using it as a pfp but ended up not doing so. but i put in way too much fucking time and effort to not share it at all, so here: https://i.postimg.cc/3wyxHRD2/dilal-edit.png

Therapist: Dirk Strider isn't real, he can't hurt you. Dirk Strider, Dirk Strider, and Dirk Strider: https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/497/228/3b1.jpg

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

The more people say we aren't real, the more we travel in packs to accost them.

If I acknowledge your existence, will you all spontaneously cease to be, like some kind of inverse Tinker Bell?

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

I probably won't, but it's an interesting experiment nonetheless.

Hmm. I'll inform you of the results if I choose to test that hypothesis. If you're still here, that is.

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#nowplaying: Salt-Would Routine feat. Yi Xi - 11vein https://youtu.be/KRAxPpU2AQc ((OOC: mild #nsfw warning- partial nudity and blood in the video))

Now that is a face I haven't seen in a good long while...

I suppose Troll Bruno Mars finally caught that grenade after all.

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

it was a bullet actually.

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@dStrides[DS]

id be fruit ninjaing it if i were him

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What is a bullet if not a tiny grenade?

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

true!

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delete this mew~ 💖✨

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No. <3

@dStrides[DS]

𝄆𝄞 𓆏 hitting the 𝄬om𝄬s in ♫ 𝆑ruit ninja 𝆐akes you l𝅝se tho 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏

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@dStrides[DS]

no but its a grenade not a bomb so

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You used to call me on my cell phone. #Vagueposting

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@dStrides[DS]

yeah

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Oh, that's an alternate of my manmade twin. Hello there. @tenebrousTranscendence

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And you appear to be an alternate of my inferior, flesh-bound doppelganger. Hello.

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And how are you doing today, dearest not-brother?

Worse and worse each time you try to say anything but my name.

It's not like I have an aversion to it. But now you've made me decide to keep it up, just for the bit.

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Understood. In that case, I will henceforth refer to you exclusively as Forehead.

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It appears we've reached an agreement, then, my beloved funhouse mirror.

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I'm starting #Pissgategate. Stop talking about #Pissgate.

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a g8te M8de out of g8tes M8de of piss... revolution8ry...

i'm Starting #GaitGaitGait Because at this point why not

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They say thinking too far outside the box is dangerous. That is why I think outside the #Pissgate instead.

What the hell did I log back in to.

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#Pissgate APPERANTLY

Please elaborate. ...Actually, on second thought, maybe don't.

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I do enjoy a good courtroom drama from time to time.

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I don't need to "go outside" and "talk to real people," I get all the socialization I need from The Sims 2 (2004).

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no1 fuckin gets it liek u do

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I can't believe we're watching the birth of new life, live on the feed. #Blessed

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the pregnant teto bit is genuinely fucked, i love this place already! 8D

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You think it's a bit? That she is not, in fact, laid up in the hospital about to give birth to John's children?

(ooc) tiny little bio for dilal ehe kind of revival of a very old flarping muse that was revamped for tumblr (@hellokittydiary)... and then died on tumblr too lmao ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dirk Lalonde (he/they), 25-ish years (he forgor) Prince of Light, swapped Roseways Was killed during his SBURB session, thinks his timeline is doomed. It's not. But they currently have no way of knowing that. Habitual liar (watch out) They portray themself as someone who knows exactly what they're doing and has it all together. However, he actually has no fucking clue what he's doing and has absolutely none of it together. He's a huge wreck, honestly. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Swaps are as follows: Humans: Dirk Lalonde (Prince of Light) - Rose Strider (Seer of Heart) Roxy Strider (Rogue of Time) - Dave Lalonde (Knight of Void) Jake Egbert (Page of Breath) - John English (Heir of Hope) Jane Harley (Maid of Space) - Jade Crocker (Witch of Life) Trolls: Kankri Serket (Seer of Light) - Vriska Vantas (Thief of Blood) Damara Captor (Witch of Doom) - Sollux Megido (Mage of Time) Rufioh Ampora (Rogue of Hope) - Eridan Nitram (Prince of Breath) Mituna Megido (Heir of Time) - Aradia Captor (Maid of Doom) Meulin Makara (Mage of Rage) - Gamzee Leijon (Bard of Heart) Porrim Pyrope (Maid of Mind) - Terezi Maryam (Seer of Space) Latula Maryam (Knight of Space) - Kanaya Pyrope (Sylph of Mind) Aranea Vantas (Sylph of Blood) - Karkat Serket (Knight of Light) Horuss Peixes (Page of Life) - Feferi Zahhak (Witch of Void) Kurloz Leijon (Prince of Heart) - Nepeta Makara (Rogue of Rage) Cronus Nitram (Bard of Breath) - Tavros Ampora (Page of Hope) Meenah Zahhak (Thief of Void) - Equius Peixes (Heir of Life) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- finally, i made a vroid model for him and went and edited it in krita with the INTENTION of using it as a pfp but ended up not doing so. but i put in way too much fucking time and effort to not share it at all, so here: https://i.postimg.cc/3wyxHRD2/dilal-edit.png

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I've returned from my impromptu internet sabbatical, only to find a whole new website to waste my endless time on. Hello, Chittr.

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It just wouldn't be the internet we know and love without them.