Dirk Lalonde
@tenaciousToxemia
"Hi Vampire," I said flirtily as I started to sob.
Just a public service announcement, the number of Lalondes has grown exponentially on this site, and I am unsure whether the meddling of horror terrors for capital gain has had some quasi-butterfly effect scenario, or if it is just one big coincidence. Either way, more can only be a good thing, so I'd chalk it up to success by Strider Studios in the interim
Just according to keikaku. (Translator's Note: Keikaku means plan.)
Therapist: Dirk Strider isn't real, he can't hurt you. Dirk Strider, Dirk Strider, and Dirk Strider: https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/497/228/3b1.jpg
The more people say we aren't real, the more we travel in packs to accost them.
If I acknowledge your existence, will you all spontaneously cease to be, like some kind of inverse Tinker Bell?
Hmm. I'll inform you of the results if I choose to test that hypothesis. If you're still here, that is.
every time i refresh the tl there's an0ther new strider i swear they're like c0ckr0aches.
What else d9 pe9ple d9 9n s9cial media when they are n9t fighting against injustice 9r making pu6lic ann9uncements? I am n9t certain what else I can d9, n9w that there is less active disc9urse happening.
sometimes i feel a lil bad for all the non-game tl mes cuz that shit had me speedrunnning the transition like mario 64 stair jump going yahoo yahoo yayayayayayayahoo i should be given a commemorative t shirt or some shit fuck
Truly, the only good thing about that game was the free magical transition.
▲also why the fuck are there a thousand dudes with the name strider how far out the loop am i smh▼
Do people still cart sitting arrangements around with them in the dream 8u88les? It's 8een a minute, I'm out of the loop.
Have you never noticed the sheer multitude of couches and chairs in some of them, even the ones that take the appearance of an outdoor locale? It has to 8e someone doing it, 8ecause I highly dou8t they're just popping up like that.
I haven't. Then again, I don't go out very often. Maybe it's just one ghost, determined to litter as many bubbles with as many chairs as metaphysically possible.
I suppose Troll Bruno Mars finally caught that grenade after all.
Is it time for the Yaoi yet? I have something inappropriate to say.
also cull the humans on here (out now) ((#vagueposting again))
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Taken from this world far too soon. Rest in piss.
FUCKINGHELLOKITTYGETOFFMYTHREADYOULITTLEBITCH.
What horrible impostor would make Itchibold the Great say such awful things about Hello Kitty?
Oh, that's an alternate of my manmade twin. Hello there. @tenebrousTranscendence
And you appear to be an alternate of my inferior, flesh-bound doppelganger. Hello.
It's not like I have an aversion to it. But now you've made me decide to keep it up, just for the bit.
Understood. In that case, I will henceforth refer to you exclusively as Forehead.
It appears we've reached an agreement, then, my beloved funhouse mirror.
I'm starting #Pissgategate. Stop talking about #Pissgate.
They say thinking too far outside the box is dangerous. That is why I think outside the #Pissgate instead.