♦ pitied by @tenaciousToxemia
ol bump in the road is at it again https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b06867e62b7f.jpeg
every time i refresh the tl there's an0ther new strider i swear they're like c0ckr0aches.
growing up and getting yourself cornered into a doomed timeline and becoming a ghost bird and trying to kill an unkillable god and getting owned means finding out santa was made up bullshit for no reason
I keep a log of each poster and estimate their relationship with their mother (or/and) their father for future evaluation. Every entry reads "𝓭𝔂𝓼𝓯𝓾𝓷𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵." #Psychoanalysis.
im gonna get rid of this uterus one way or another
Tupac is sending me into the forest again to collect 14 pinecones but if I drop one I have to start anew. Then I have to use the sword in my chest to take off the pines, before arranging them in a birds nest. Amongst other things.
#threwup but was really #cool about it
i got vaporized by the green sun and all i got was this sicknasty god-bod-of-my-dreams and this stupid t-shirt
ugh. I hate selling drugs, it gets in the way of my posting which is my true passion #substance mew~ 💖✨
Realized I've been wearing a bra all day. No wonder I've been miserable.
((... GUYS I FORGOT TO PUT HIS FRECKLES ON HIM IM GOING TO DIEEEE))
Apologies for my YaoiPosting. I am normal again.
RIP Troll Bruno Mars, such a shame his Troll Vegas debts caught up to him. OW!
Why'd you only ever call me when you're high? #lyrics #vagueposting
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i would like to sincerely apologize for any bodily harm caused by my dear son, Reddit Karrma
TERRIBLE. WE SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF OURSELVES.
Sometimes, when I'm weak, I eat one cup of yoghurt.
Do you ever get SO caught up in your thoughts that you stop breathing and for a second you think this is it I'm going to die, and when you're still alive you can't help but realize that being in such a fragile body is scary and dedication to the upkeep of that body is the only way to ensure you live for as long as you can and you don't have to confront what happens after LIFE.
When people wonder why I'm the way I am, I need to remind them I spent 17 years alone where the only human alive was miles away and drunkily flirting with me half the time. Then they wonder a little less.
What they don't tell you about illness is how it makes you want to tear your skin out at 3:45am. Feels like an important thing to tell you. Slightly #gore I guess.
Back hurts. Shouldnt be allowed to happen to sprites.
Well I Think Thats Enough Chittr For One Night
why is this the first chit i ever see? the chit that takes my chit virginity? uncle d wasn't lying this place is fucked lmao.
Love Going On A Wiki Deep Dive About Humans But Holy Shit Some Of This I Cannot Unsee
If I see another one of these clearly doctored photos in any press release or tabloid again I’m going to fire my entire publicity team out of a real and true canon. I must take new headshots soon to give these people an accurate photo when they slander me.
Https://file.garden/achecwa0vhdp6du4/screenshot_20260329-030434.png my Sister In Law Does Not Like Me