THE IMPOSTER.
@castigatedGement
THIS SERIOUSLY IS NOT MY GODDAMN FAULT. OPINIONS EXPRESSED ARE NOT ALWAYS MY OWN (( I: BLOODGRAIN, TUMBLR ))
#CoNjUgAlViSiT #BeStFrIeNd #FrEeImPoStEr https://i.imgur.com/BRQWxtO.png
I HOPE WE'RE ALL SUBJECT TO SUCH AN INDEFINITE AMOUNT OF SPONGE WRINGING, SPINE WOBBLING PAIN THAT THE CONCEPT OF EXISTENCE ITSELF SHEDS A SINGLE LIMPID FUCKING PUKE TEAR FOR US. LIKE OUR JUSTIFIED PUNISHMENT IS SO TRULY AWFUL, IT FEELS LIKE A MAJOR FUCKING GASH SNAZZARD FOR EVERYTHING IT'S DONE SIMPLY BY BEING A CONCEPT AND MAKING US EXIST BECAUSE OF IT. AND I'D WRITE ALL OF THIS DOWN IN MY STATE-SANCTIONED MANIFESTATION DIARY IF I HAD THE SIMPLE LUXURY OF BEING ABLE TO MOVE MY ARMS AROUND AT ALL. BUT I DON'T. SO SOMEONE'S GOING TO HAVE TO DO IT FOR ME, UNLESS WE ALL COLLECTIVELY WANT TO SIGN UP FOR ANOTHER WHO-THE-FUCK-KNOWS-HOW-LONG OF THIS ENDLESS ASS PAGEANT.
ALSO FOR THE RECORD. I HOPE WE ALL DIE AS SOON AS PHYSICALLY AND SENSICALLY POSSIBLE. CHOP CHOP, LORD DEATH! I'M CALLING YOU TO COME SERVE OUR UNHAPPY ASSES IN THE MEAL BLOCK RIGHT THE HELL NOW, YOU LAZY SACK OF SHIT. AND WHEN IT COMES FOR US, I WHOLEHEARTEDLY PRAY THAT IT INDIVIDUALLY STRINGS US ALL UP BY OUR WELTED BILGESACKS AND METHODICALLY SUBJECTS US TO THE CRUELEST VARIETY OF FLAP DRUBBINGS CONCEIVABLE BY ANY CREATURE THAT'S EVER BEEN GRACED WITH THE CHUMPY FUCKING LUCK TO LIVE IN THE FIRST PLACE. IT'S WHAT WE DESERVE. SPECIFICALLY WHAT WE DESERVE FOR EVERYTHING THAT'S EVER BEEN POSTED ON THIS BLISTERING CARBUNCLE OF A PUBLIC MEMO.
OH GOD. OH, NO NO NO NO NO! *FUCK* NO! WHO IN THEIR SICKLY FUCKING THOUGHT STEM THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO SHOW HER THIS WEBSITE? YOU'D BETTER ROUND UP ALL OF YOUR FAVORITE FOUR-LETTER WORDS AND KISS THEM GOODBYE ON THE FRONTS AND BACKS OF THEIR CHAFED GRIPESACS. BECAUSE WE ARE *NEVER* GOING TO HAVE A MOMENT OF PEACE ON THIS PITIFUL PLATFORM AGAIN. I HOPE YOU'RE ALL HAPPY.
I HOPE YOU SHOVE THE NEARMOST PRONG OF YOUR CHIPPER FUCKING DELIGHT RIGHT UP YOUR SHAME CANAL AND RIDE IT BACK TO WHATEVER SHIT-GRINNING HAPPYTOWN YOU FLEW IN FROM. I *HATE* YOU, AND I HATE THAT YOU'RE HAPPY ABOUT THIS. AND I PROBABLY HATE EVERYTHING ELSE YOU HAVE THE BULGE SWINGING AUDACITY TO BE HAPPY ABOUT RIGHT NOW, TOO.
(´･ᴗ･ ` ) I'm happy to know that we're talking! Is that bad?
EVERYTHING IS FUCKED RIGHT NOW. WELCOME TO THE REST OF OUR LIVES! AND GEE, AREN'T YOU JUST *EXCITED* ABOUT THAT? I, FOR ONE, FEEL JUST ASS BACKWARDSLY GIDDY ABOUT THIS CASK OF BEETLECRAP WE CAN'T UN-OPEN. MEDICALLY FUCKING THRILLED, ACTUALLY.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE. I THINK YOU SHOULD PROBABLY DEVELOP HIGHER STANDARDS BEYOND "GETS THEIR JOLLIES OFF FROM TALKING TO RANDOM, PUS MOUTHED FELONS ONLINE." IN FACT, IF THOSE ARE *YOUR* STANDARDS, AND YOU'RE TALKING TO *ME*, I THINK I MIGHT NEED TO PLAY THE STRANGER DANGER CARD AND EXCUSE MYSELF FROM THIS CONVERSATION FOR THE REST OF FUCKING FOREVER. BYE.
0H 7H3N M4YYB3 1D0NY H4V3 70 W0RRYCUZ MY L1F3 15 4LR34DY 0V3F PH3W H4H4H3H3H
(´｡• ω •｡`) Well no, I think you're just a person that seems nice to speak to! I'm sorry if I've hurt you. (✩ ์ ᴗ ์✩) And sure, maybe I don't know you, but I'd be thrilled to know you! Maybe we can be the best of friends! Maybe then I'll understand why you're upset about things... ❀ܓ(｡◠ ꇴ ◠｡ ) As a start, I can introduce myself! I'm Rayne! It's nice to meet you!
FOR THE HUNDREDTH GODDAMN TIME THIS WASTE-HUFFING PERIGEE. I'M TWENTY. I'VE MOULTED MULTIPLE TIMES BY NOW. CLEARLY, I AM AN ADULT, JUST LIKE YOU. BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I USED TO BE ABLE TO RIDE A TWO-WHEELED DEVICE. YOU KNOW. BEFORE PUT THESE *CHICLY ADORABLE AND FRANKLY AWESOME* HANDCUFFS ON ME AND TOSSED THE KEY INTO SOME SORT OF BOTTOMLESS LATRINE, NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN. OH, NO. BYE BYE, GENERAL USE OF MY PRONGS. DIDN'T NEED THAT! AND FOR THE RECORD, EVERY TIME YOU STOOP TO CALL ME "YOUNG ONE," I AGE ABOUT THREE AND HALF MORE SWEEPS IN MY FOULEST FUCKING CORNER OF MY MIND'S EYE. I'M ON MY DEATHCUPE, NOW, BY THE WAY. SO THANKS FOR THAT. -- THIS POST IS PENDING FINAL REVIEW BY THE BEFORAN BUREAU OF PUBLIC INFORMATION AND SOCIAL MORALE. --
Don't be RIDICULLOUS! T)(e key is safe and sound in a special lock box in t)(e S)(ep)(erd's private quarters. 38) B-EAC)(SID-ES, it's time you stop t)(inking of your findefinite imprisonment as a punis)(ment and start t)(inking of it as an opportunity to R-E-ELAX! T)(e )(elpsman life was lobsterviously too stressful for you, so now you no longer )(ave to worry your cute little )(orns about it.
on beforus wwe say happy feminine caretakers day may all your #mothers #servve and may all your #roses nevver #wwilt
i do not understand wwhy the hate replies are you all against feminine care takers or did you misinterpret servve to mean servve in the sense of servvice clearly you do not knoww ball
regardIIng my la2t po2t, II'll 2hare a funny 2tory of my own! about three 2weep2 ago, we had a new guy who wa2 really eager to get 2tarted, a real go-getter! II had ju2t fIInII2hed a 2hIIft and II wa2 goIIng to 2how hIIm the rope2 whIIle the tIIne2 cooled, but he wa2 too IImpatIIent! 2o he grabbed on and my overflow IImmedIIately channeled out to hIIm, almo2t blew hIIm all the way acro22 the floor!! IIt wa2 hIIlarIIou2, II 2tIIll laugh about IIt the2e nIIght2.
I REMEMBER WHEN YOU TOLD ME ABOUT THIS. YOU WERE STILL *QUITE LITERALLY* BEING WRACKED WITH MINOR ELECTROCONVULSIONS EVEN WHILE I WAS JUST TALKING TO YOU ABOUT IT THAT MORNING, SO I EARNESTLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT EITHER OF YOU WERE FUCKING THINKING.
It wa2 a long 2hIIft man cut me 2ome 2lack. Not lIIke IIt bother2 me anyway! That guy wa2 a dumba22 though lol, II thIInk he got culled over IIt, maybe he burnt out IIdk.
GOOD GOD. WHAT FUCKING SHAME IT IS FOR THAT POOR GUY. WELL! AT LEAST IT WASN'T YOU OR ME, RIGHT?
Hey he'2 got a funny 2tory to tell all the hIIghblood2 pamperIIng hIIm 2o II'm 2ure he'2 ju2t fIIne. IIf he can even talk 2tIIll but whatever, the 2entIIment remaIIn2. At lea2t IIt'2 a good le22on IIn plant 2afety!
THE WORD "PAMPER." HOW INTERESTING OF A CHOICE IS THAT. YOU KNOW, IF MY GLANCE NUGGETS WEREN'T GETTING WORSE BY THE NIGHT, I WOULD'VE THOUGHT YOU USED SOME KIND OF *OTHER* WORD THERE. YOU KNOW. ONE THAT YOU COULD PRETTY FUCKING EASILY INTERCHANGE WITH THE WORDS SUBJUGATE OR TORTURE???
ff2 thII2 II2 not the kIInd of conver2atIIon II look forward two havIIng after a full-day 2hIIft. They dIIdn't render hIIm down IIntwo bIIomeal.
HOW DO I "UN-RECHIT" A POST.
I SWEAR TO GOD, THE SECOND THESE ASSJOCKEYS LET ME OUT OF THIS PLACE, I'M GOING *BAKE SIXTEEN BEAUTIFUL PIES TO SHARE AMONG MY CLOSEST FRIENDS AND QUADRANTMATES* AND THEN *I'M GOING TO START SOME KIND OF FOUNDATION IN MY MOIRAIL'S NAME, FOR GRUBS OF SOME KIND OF LOWLY HATCH CIRCUMSTANCE OR SOME SHIT* AND IF ANY OF US ARE EVEN ALIVE AFTER THAT, THEN, I *PROMISE* WHOEVER'S LEFT WILL BE SO GODDAMN SORRY, THEY WISH THEY *TOOK A BIG OLD NAP ABOUT IT*! -- THIS POST IS PENDING FINAL REVIEW BY THE BEFORAN BUREAU OF PUBLIC INFORMATION. --
suddenly explains w)(y you t)(ink im an imposter. coulda fooled me; youd fit rig)(t into alternia.
aLwAy♠️ FuN ♠️eEiN' ♠️OmEoNe'♠️ a♠️♠️ fU♣️K ArOuN🔶 aN🔶 gEt gOt >:)
uHM. GuARDS? https://i.imgur.com/lYjTkpJ.png
OH, TEACHER, TEACHER! LOOK AT ME, TEACHER, I'M EVEN WAVING AROUND MY GREASIER FUCKING PRONG IN HOPES THAT THE LIGHT CATCHING IT MIGHT MAKE YOU PAY ATTENTION TO ME FASTER, SO I CAN BE A LITTLE NOOKTWIST TATTLE OVER *FAKE WORDS* ON THE *CHITTRNET*. THAT'S WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE RIGHT NOW, BY THE WAY.
THAT IS WHAT WE CALL. PROJECTION. DIPSHIT.
ON MY HONOR. AND SUBJECT TO WORK APPROVAL. WE WILL GET YOU OUT OF THAT CAGE. AND INTO SOME HORRIFIC BLOODBATH. MY LONGLOST HATCHMATE IN ULTRAVIOLENCE.
@CASTIGATEDGEMENT YOU HAVE MY BLADE. YOU SOPPING WET. PATHETIC. IMPRISONED. HOPELESS. DESPERATE CREATURE. LET ME KNOW. WHEN YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH. OF THE CEASELESS TORTURES. OF RESTORATIVE JUSTICE. AND YOU ARE READY TO WREAK SOME ALTERNIA STYLE HAVOC. ON THE VIRGIN PLAINS OF BEFORUS.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU COULD *BEGIN* TO MEAN BY THIS, BUT SURE. GO AHEAD AND PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY!
YOu LITERALLY SOuND LIKE THE MOST PRETENTIOuS WHEEZY NERD TO EVER DROP OFF THE ASSEMBLY LINE AT THE PRE-PACKAGED BITCHMADE FACTORY. DO YOu LISTEN TO YOuRSELF? WHEN THAT ADENOIDAL SHIT SNEEZE ROBS YOuR COLON OF ALL THE CRAP COMPACTED IN IT? YOu LITERALLY PHRASE THE SHIT YOu TALK. LIKE IT IS THE MOST. LOW FIBROuS CONTENT CONTAINING. FuCKING ASININE ASSWIPE SuRFACED. BITCHBOY WEENIE SLuT JuNIOR'S APPLICANT. TO EVER HAVE THEIR RESuME TRASHED IN THE OTHERWISE EMPTY WASTEBIN. HIS HONORABLE TuTELAGE? WHAT A FuCKING MISERABLE NAMESAKE. BACK IN MY ALTERNIA. WE HAD TYRANNY. WHAT A PANSIE-FIED BuLLSHIT ASS ROuNDABOuT TuRN OF PHRASE. I ACTuALLY WANT TO KICK YOuR ASS ABOuT IT. YOu SNOT NOSED STICKY FuCKWAD OF ALL THE DISCARDED PARTS OF A NOSE. GO BACK TO YOuR WILDLY VIBRATING SKuLL BALLS. AT LEAST WHEN I DO IT. I MAKE IT LOOK SICK. YOu JuST SOuND LIKE A PHARMACY AD. PORTRAYED BY AN INDIE BAND DROPOuT.
ALL OF YOU SHEATH-TWIDDLING ASSHOLES NEED TO STOP WHATEVER NEEDLESS BULLSHIT YOU'RE DOING AND READ WHAT I "RE-CHITTED" RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. THIS IS *SERIOUS*. THIS IS IMMINENTLY TIME SENSITIVE AND MORE SERIOUS THAN A CLUTCH OF PALL-BEARER DRONES, BECAUSE THEY COULD SILENCE ME AT ANY TIME. GO READ THAT IDIOT'S POST. *NOW*!!!
HEY. HEY KARKAT. WATCH THIS.
:33 < i furrgive mew
KARKAT STICKS HIS FINGERS uP HIS OWN ASS. AND SNIFFS AFTER EVERY FART.
OH MY GOD. HOLD ON. CAN YOU SAY THAT LOUDER? ON HIS HONORABLE TUTELAGE'S VOMIT-STOKING EXCITEMENT GLANDS, I NEED YOU TO TELL THEM WHAT I DID. I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OTHER PARTS OF THIS POST. I LITERALLY CANNOT BRING MYSELF TO EVEN READ THEM. MY EYES KEEP GLAZING OVER THEM AND FOCUSING SO HARD ON THE PART WHERE YOU ACTUALLY *TOLD THEM* THAT I'VE GIVEN MYSELF INVOLUNTARY HORIZONTAL NYSTAGMUS. AND I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT I MIGHT HAVE THROWN OUT MY GLANCE NERVES FOREVER. JUST KEEP FUCKING TALKING!
YOu LITERALLY SOuND LIKE THE MOST PRETENTIOuS WHEEZY NERD TO EVER DROP OFF THE ASSEMBLY LINE AT THE PRE-PACKAGED BITCHMADE FACTORY. DO YOu LISTEN TO YOuRSELF? WHEN THAT ADENOIDAL SHIT SNEEZE ROBS YOuR COLON OF ALL THE CRAP COMPACTED IN IT? YOu LITERALLY PHRASE THE SHIT YOu TALK. LIKE IT IS THE MOST. LOW FIBROuS CONTENT CONTAINING. FuCKING ASININE ASSWIPE SuRFACED. BITCHBOY WEENIE SLuT JuNIOR'S APPLICANT. TO EVER HAVE THEIR RESuME TRASHED IN THE OTHERWISE EMPTY WASTEBIN. HIS HONORABLE TuTELAGE? WHAT A FuCKING MISERABLE NAMESAKE. BACK IN MY ALTERNIA. WE HAD TYRANNY. WHAT A PANSIE-FIED BuLLSHIT ASS ROuNDABOuT TuRN OF PHRASE. I ACTuALLY WANT TO KICK YOuR ASS ABOuT IT. YOu SNOT NOSED STICKY FuCKWAD OF ALL THE DISCARDED PARTS OF A NOSE. GO BACK TO YOuR WILDLY VIBRATING SKuLL BALLS. AT LEAST WHEN I DO IT. I MAKE IT LOOK SICK. YOu JuST SOuND LIKE A PHARMACY AD. PORTRAYED BY AN INDIE BAND DROPOuT.
DON'T CARE, DIDN'T READ THAT, "RE-CHITTING" IT FOR VISIBILITY. YOU KNOW, VISIBILITY ON THE ACTUALLY USEFUL PARTS OF YOUR PREVIOUS POST. IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF THE READER CAN'T SIFT THROUGH ALL OF THE OTHER GRUBSHIT COMING OUT OF YOUR SEIVE. HEY. JUST FOR THE RECORD. WHY ARE YOU MAD AT ME AGAIN? EXPLAIN IT TO ME LIKE I'M SIX, OR OTHERWISE SOME KIND OF CONSTANT FUCKING FOOL.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING. WHERE IN THE SWEET, SWELTERING FUCK ARE ALL OF YOU COMING FROM? IS THERE SOME KIND OF PRIVATE MEMO THAT YOU'RE ALL ON THAT'S GIVEN YOU DIRECTIONS DOWN TO THE MISAPPROPRIATED SOCKS ON YOUR NUBS THAT TOLD YOU TO SIGN UP FOR THIS WEBSITE IN A DISGUSTINGLY CONCERTED GROUP EFFORT?
ACTUALLY, NO, DON'T TELL ME IF YOU ALL MADE A SEPARATE MEMO. I DO *NOT* WANT TO KNOW.
WOW. SHE WAS RIGHT. YOu ARE A WHINY LITTLE BITCH BOY. HuH.
HEY. HEY KARKAT. HEY. HEY KARKAT. IS THIS YOu. https://i.imgur.com/10iMnuN.png
ad s)(owed up on my s)(ellp)(one and t)(e rest was )(istory
:33 < i'm in love with mew
WHO ARE YOU AND WHY THE HELL SHOULD I CARE ABOUT ANY OF THIS PAN-SCRAPING SLOP-DRIVEL YOU'RE TRYING TO SEND ME? ACTUALLY, WAIT. I DON'T. TAKE YOUR IGNORANT-EYED BARKBEAST PHOTOS AND KEEP FUCKING TRUCKING ALONG, SPORT, I AM *NOT* BUYING ANYTHING FROM YOU. NO SOLICITORS!
AND JUST WHY THE FRESH HELL ARE YOU IMPERSONATING THE EMPRESS? I MEAN, I'M OBVIOUSLY NOT GOING TO TELL YOU TO STOP. THIS SHIT IS ACTIVELY HILARIOUS, SO KEEP DOING IT. I'M JUST WONDERING WHICH BARREL YOU CRAWLED INTO TO SCRAPE THE IDEA OUT OF.
Be very careful w)(o you call an impersonator, boy. I'm t)(e real deal.
By, uhm, way of the queue, there's someone I've been excited to talk about all day finally. @affableCantor #nsfw #bulgerating Hhh. Where do I start? From the moment you began reading my words, I was able to pick up on you. I guess. Uhm. On request, I had noticed it. Eeking out, a bit. I would say about two tablespoons of slurry had secreted base to tip at that point, though you weren't fully erect. Uhm. Hhff this is the sweetest bulge I've ever tasted. Like. a refined fig plucked fresh from the tree. I can feel the juices swell at the back of my throat. My pan went into a bit of shellshock and I couldn't stop squirming. You smell like spring flowers cured in a light salt bath and left to fill a room with their beautiful aroma. The sweetness carries over here as well. 1.1 pounds. It hangs a bit to the left when fully on display. I feel there may be something either clipped onto, or piercing it? But it could be an issue with the underwear you are wearing... Stats. Strength is a 6. This is low for a Violet Blood, but you seem kinder than the others. Pliability is a 10! Out! Of! 10! So squirmy and perfect. Hff, you should play with someone else's gills, with this... Length is... another 6! Though. uhm. I feel I may be shortchanging you. Only a little. Because it is difficult to discern the total length when taking into consideration the unique situation you're in. Girth is a 4. Smaller side but still respectable. Hff, I could definitely see you swallowed up by another cute troll. X Factor: 7! Uhm. I'll elaborate below. You've got a perfectly pliable kraken tendril, with the dexterity and respect you should come to earn. Hhf. Your unique feature that really seems to have me on the edge of my seat is a similarly high amount of psionic nodes as @archiveAddict meaning that any lowblood could completely control yourbugleforyuouohmyghost. Uhm. And. It seems that you have a slightly unique sharp to it. That lets it move through water better, by being, uhm, explicitly thinner on one side... Very high quality overall.
oh my this is most most flattering i am turning so vviolet at howw cute and swweet you made my bulge sound!! i could not havve possibly comprehended the levvel of elation i wwould receivve at reading that you taste of fresh figs and spring flowwers wwhen thinking of my slurry in your mouth i wwill admit that i do havve one small piercing hidden i havve a penchant for gold jewwelry but no one has seen it yet! except for one troll @castigatedgement
you did a vvery vvery good job dear
THNAKYOUCOOLSCARIMEANHIGHBLOODTHANKYOU
AND NOW WHY IN THE BLISTERING BULGECHAFE DID YOU DECIDE TO LOOP ME INTO THIS? IN FRONT OF EVERYONE AND THEIR GODDAMN CUSTODIAN NO LESS. MY GOD. I'M GOING TO GO AHEAD AND PLEAD THE FIFTH AND SUMMARILY FUCKING DIE. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I'M NOW SUDDENLY INVOLVED IN THIS.
mysecondlimebloodiveseentodaywow
NO, GOD NO! I AM *A LIME BLOOD*, I AM DEFINITELY *A FUCKING LIME BLOOD*. IF YOU BELIEVED ANY OF THE *COMPLETELY ACCURATE INFORMATION CO-SIGNED BY OUR LOVING EMPIRE*, YOU WOULD BE *COMPLETELY JUSTIFIED*! -- THIS POST IS PENDING FINAL REVIEW BY THE BEFORAN BUREAU OF PUBLIC INFORMATION. --
ohimsosorry!
karkat there is no need to be upset i wwas simply informing them of some of the wwonderful mysteries of my person and one of them just so happens to invvolvve you of course i am not going to push it any further as that wwould not be vvery high blood considerate wwoke of me to do so perhaps though you feel angered by not havving a bulge rating yourself? i can ask my dear good friend the bulge rater to do so if you wwish
fffrfieefediffriendswththighbloodhohmygosh
#CoNjUgAlViSiT #BeStFrIeNd #FrEeImPoStEr https://i.imgur.com/BRQWxtO.png
...1 SHOULD PROB4BLY V1S1T H1M TOO.
https://media.tenor.com/kmLXZZAuQ5wAAAAM/kevin-can-f-himself-allison-mcroberts.gif
NO GODDAMN WAY. DON'T TELL ME YOU BROUGHT WHAT I THINK YOU DID.
vwhat the hell vwhy is the [color=#6570ae]house[/color] bigger on the inside hey vwhy doesnt that vwork
thats scary
:33< yeah its a scary book :33< she makes her choice at the end though so k33p reading
c< ...Hey, i tHiNK ive read tHis bOOK be4? >c
does she evwer get out of the [color=#6570ae]house[/color]?
help
c< ...ever played dOOM twO? dO tHat >c
:33< haha mewll s33
sorry, id lovwe to understand the reference but i definitely dont, thats probably pretty funny though
c< uHHHH, tHe wad 4 dOOM 2, My[cOlOr=#6570ae]HOuse[/cOlOr].wad is based Off Of [cOlOr=#6570ae]HOuse[/cOlOr] Of leaves >c
yeah no, someone got that and found it funny probably, im just not a gamer yknowv, aint into that nerd shit
LOVE WHAT YOU DO. AND YOU'LL NEVER WORK A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. #SELFIESATURDAY HTTPS://64.MEDIA.TUMBLR.COM/0D28E4ED8790E27242089779ED31A709/9E63349D77FE2BDF-EF/S1280X1920/A6736E6D45EA13D58F9F5EA3D57C574816EB6EA7.GIF
O+nce again, yo+u leave me co+nfused as to+ whether I sho+uld suppo+rt o+r pity yo+u.
KEEP THAT FILTHY. HEINOUS. VILE SHIT TO YOURSELF. BEFORE I SUMMON TEN KANKRIS. TO THROW YOU IN PADDED BEFORAN NANNYJAIL. FOR PITIFUL HARASSMENT. I DON'T KNOW HOW ANYONE CAN LOOK AT THE TWO OF US. AND THINK I AM THE SLUT. WHILE YOU'RE SPRAYING YOUR REVOLTING EMOTIONS. ACROSS EVERY BITCH IN VIEW.
Well, that made the decisio+n much easier.
F9r the rec9rd, I d9n't appreciate the implicati9n that y9u can "summ9n" me, much less multiple versi9ns 9f me, f9r the express purp9se 9f tattling 9n s9me9ne. P9rrim is her 9wn tr9ll, and it's n9t my j96 t9 clean up after her messes like her culler 9r, g99dness f9r6id, her m9irail. Y9u'll have t9 ask her wh9's filling that p9siti9n these days, as I can hardly keep track.
LOOK AT THAT. I DID NOT EVEN @ YOU. AND HERE YOU ARE. MY POWERS ARE LIMITLESS. AND FEARSOME.
Y9u menti9ned me 6y name, 9f c9urse I was g9ing t9 see it. I'm sure y9ur p9wers are very impressive, 6ut this was 9f my 9wn acc9rd, n9t y9urs.
HAA HAA. HAA HAA. OH MY GOD. YOU ARE NAMESEARCHING? LAPPING AT THE FLOOR. FOR SCRAPS AND CRUMBS. LIKE A STARVING BARKBEAST? THIS IS SO MAJOR. #RANKBAIT.
Yes, I d9 *9ccasi9nally* search my name 9n here, particularly if I've 6een away f9r l9nger than a night. It's imperative that I keep a6reast 9f what my f9ll9wers and supp9rters may 6e saying a69ut me s9 that I d9n't miss anything. And d9n't liken me t9 a starving 6ark6east ever again, that is crass and detr9llinizing. I kn9w that as a 6urgundy6l99d y9u are unused t9 h9lding a p9siti9n 9f privilege 9ver 9thers, s9 I f9rgive y9ur accidental transgressi9n, 6ut I must remind y9u that it is this exact kind 9f vi9lent rhet9ric that it used t9 9ppress and 6elittle 9ffspectrum tr9lls.
DON'T WORRY. EVEN FOR A #LOWLY #GUTTERBLOOD #TRASHWHORE. I'M QUITE USED. TO HOLDING THE PRIVILEGED POSITION. OF #ALPHABEAST. #BOSSBITCH. AND OPPRESSING AND BELITTLING. TROLLS OF EVERY CASTE AND COLOR. #EQUALOPPORTUNITY #NSFW
Please, d9n't refer t9 y9urself as that. Y9u may 6e a6le t9 #Reclaim, and I supp9rt this reclamati9n c9nceptually, 6ut y9ur use 9f antil9w6l99d slurs in my presence makes me unc9mf9rta6le.
SHE IS LITERALLY OUT THERE STANDING ON TOP OF, WHAT. A DOZEN CORPSES? WHAT THE FUCK ARE ANY OF YOU DOING?
OK, YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT. I SEE THE RESEMBLANCE. NOW NEITHER OF US ARE EVER GOING TO BRING THIS UP AGAIN.
I'M GOING TO CORDIALLY INVITE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU TO MAKE LIKE YOU'VE GOT AN ANGRY RIPPERWASP IN YOUR SHORTS AND FUCK RIGHT OFF. DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT? I DO. AND IT'S NOT FUNNY. AT THE VERY GOD DAMN *LEAST*, MAKE YOUR GROUP EFFORTS TO ATTACK MY WANING FUCKING SANITY A LITTLE MORE CONCERTED AND A LITTLE LESS OVERDONE. AND FUNNIER, IF YOU CAN EVEN MUSTER AN EXTENSION OF YOUR PAPER-FRAIL AMUSEMENT GLANDS. MINE HONESTLY ISN'T FEELING VERY STIMULATED RIGHT NOW, AND THAT'S A PROBLEM. HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/QF0LTDRF/IMG-9327.JPG
SHUT THE HELL UP. THINGS HAVE MULTIPLE MEANINGS. HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF NUANCE? AT THIS POINT, I WOULD BE SURPRISED IF YOU EVEN KNEW HOW TO PRONOUNCE THAT.
(^･ω･^) < DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE AN EFFORT TO ATTACK YOUR PAN, BECAUSE IF THATS THE CASE I SURE CAN!!! IF NOT YOU CAN ALWAYS DM ME AND I WILL STOP!!!
I DIDN'T GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO START! COOL YOUR FUCKING JETS!
...what's nuance? sounds like a complex word with multiple, subtle but distinct defintions....
(^･ω･^) < FINE, IN THE MEANTIME CAN I SEND YOU FANFICS TO YOUR PRISON EMAIL...
OH, HA HA. KEEP SITTING ON ALL OF THAT UNAPPLIED KNOW-HOW, BRO. YOUR POSTERIOR SITTING PLATFORM IS DOING A REAL KICK-ASS JOB AT KEEPING IT WARM. MAYBE ONE DAY WE'LL ALL BE UNLUCKY ENOUGH TO SEE IT FUCKING HATCH.
(^･ω･^) < DEPENDS ON THE CONTENT OF THE FANFICS, I WRITE LOADS OF DIFFERENT TYPES!!! I CAN FILL YOUR EMAIL WITH WHATEVER YOU WANT REALLY, THOUGH MOST OF IT WILL BE ABOUT PEOPLE WE KNOW UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO MAKE IT UP AS I GO...
...#myegg...
I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THE SINGLE INDIVIDUAL WHO "USES" THIS WEBSITE THAT ONE COULD REASONABLY, FOR A SINGLE SECOND, MISTAKE AS A PERSON WHO HAS ANY OF THEIR PRIORITIES IN ORDER. OR ANY OF THEIR SHIT IN ORDER FOR THAT MATTER. GO AHEAD AND TRY ME. BECAUSE I'M NOT CONVINCED THEY EVEN EXIST. I WOULD BET MY SHINIEST FUCKING SHACKLE ON THEM BEING FAKER THAN THE NIGHT IS LONG.
OBJECTION! gog forbid i use chittr as intended while courtblock's in recess
That is not what I meant at all, I must apologize for myy poor wordin'. I was not comin', after yyou at all I was just statin' that if yyou couldn't find a certain individual, I would have obliged to keep yyou companyy if yya wanted it. I never fullyy claimed to be a normal person per-sayy, I claimed to be workin' an busyy with little to no breaks. Anyyhow, I hope this clears thing's, if not we can alwayys hash it out at a later date.
SPEAK FOR YOURSELF. PRISONER. SOME OF US ARE GAINFULLY EMPLOYED. MASSIVELY SUCCESSFUL. WIDELY RENOWNED. AND COMPETENT ENOUGH TO HAVE TIME FOR POSTING. IN BETWEEN OUR MYRIAD UNCEASING JOB TASKS.
(^･ω･^) < YOU KNOW WHAT, JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME DOESN'T MEAN IT'S NOT TRUE OR CANNOT HAPPEN!!! SHOULD I COME VISIT YOU INSTEAD SO THAT WAY YOU DON'T END UP GOING INSANE IN THE PAN...
OH SURE. SURE, YOU DO. NOW WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE TODAY? TELL ME. I'M SITTING ON THE EDGE OF MY UNYIELDING CONCRETE "COMFORT" SLAB, WAITING WITH BATED BREATH. CAN YOU TELL HOW WIDE MY GANDER BULBS ARE FROM THE OBSEQUIOUS TONE OF ALL THIS BULLSHIT I'M SENDING YOU?
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I LIKE THIS TITLE. ON PAR WITH DEMONESS. AND MUCH BETTER THAN HANDMAID. YOU ARE PERMITTED TO CONTINUE CALLING ME THAT. AND YOU HAVE MY TEMPORARY BENEDICTION. BUT WATCH OUT. I'M FICKLE. AND #EVIL.
YES. CHECK MY PINNED. MUCH BETTER LIGHT IN #MAIDJAIL THAN ON THE SHITHOLE ALTERNIA KILLING FIELDS.