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>>| let's do the roll .one more time. hoping for the purpleblood to be today! https://hive.beeb.trl/havoc/lucky_night.png
(also. regarding last tweet. yes.) (you can call me papa john.) ( :B )
while i know most of the people talking about their “types” are just hopping on the bandwagon to get their jimmies jostled, i like to think i’m bringing a slightly classier, more appropriate take to a whole dash-wide social trend. that being said. a tall girl with a huge ass. :B
ah yeah Zure letZ juZt all reveal whatZ wrong with uZ to the creepy Zounding weirdo in the name of "Zcience" if you genuinely fall for that youre pandead cullbait and im not taKing it bacK lmao #vaguepoZting
Le⚚'s be ℞eal, 90% of Kismesis ℞ela⚚ed inju℞ies could be avoided wi⚚h simple common sense. Bu⚚ mos⚚ of you a℞e ⚚oo s⚚upid, so people like me end up wi⚚h even mo℞e wo℞k.
I WANNA KILL THAT GUY
YOUR EYES ARE TOO BIG AND WET
sigh...... someones gotta go supervise ig *SIIIIGHS AGAIN* #IWantCandy #EridanWeek
I LOVE MY NEW HUSBAND ERIGAN AND MY NEW WIPE MEENBAH && I LUV EVERY1 I MARRIGIED 2NITE & I LOVE MARTIBIS & I LOVE THE RACKMAID & I LOUV CALLIOPEEE AND JANE & I LOVE RENOLUTIONARRY GIRL! NEVADA! YUSSSSSS #IWANTCAMDY #IWANTCANDY #ERIGANWEEK #ERIDANWEANN #ERIGDAANWEEK #ERIDANWEEP #ERIDANWEEK
YOU KNOW. I HAVE SPENT SOME TIME. ON YOUR PADDED NANNYPLANET. IN MY TRAVELS. AND I CAN OFFER YOU. THIS PRO TIP. NOBODY THERE. IS EVEN A LITTLE PREPARED. FOR THE KIND OF UNHINGED VIOLENCE. THAT MIGHT BE STEWING. IN YOUR BLOOD. YOU COULD PROBABLY SMASH YOUR SHACKLES. AGAINST THE SKULL. OF THE STURDIEST BITCH. IN THE RESTORATIVE JUSTICE HALL. UNTIL BOTH SHE. AND YOUR RESTRAINTS. WERE IN PIECES. AND SHE WOULD ONLY SAY. EXCUSE ME. UPSTANDING CITIZEN. IT LOOKS LIKE SOME OTHER IDIOT. DROPPED HIS PUNISHMENT JEWELRY. ON MY SHATTERED HUSK.
a true fujoshi would never speak ill of himejoshi love and i love my yuri as toxic and rank as possible
the harness makes his spheres look so good you dont understand he wears tight shirts on purpose i know it i know it and the black on black pinstriped pants that fit so good he knows how to dress and he ignores me a lot but thats just because hes a working man he smelled like latex last time i got the chance to see him but thats was so long ago i wonder what he smells like now his last photoshoot with him leaning back in the chair the one where hes smoking i literally had to order a second edition because i got blood all over the first one (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, clothing fetish, suit fetish, his spheres i, kyaaa, archive rating: M)
concept: running your hands over your chest, touching your face as you stare up at yourself nervously the you above dipping a hand between your thighs carefully "is this... okay?" you ask "i... think so" you answer your fingers slide lower and push as you make a small noise, your brows furrowing as you let out a incredulous little laugh "of course you know that spot" (tags: Reader/Reader, #selfcest, first time with yourself, quadrantless, archive rating: E)
you do know what website you are on right?
i don't think i would be all that great at explaining it in detail but basically we are best friends in every timeline. try asking one of the other karkats for more info!
it's ok older karkat i know you are enjoying this just as much as any other karkat would. i am always happy to hear from you!
i respect that keep hating its good for you
D --> His support notwithstanding, I have no intention, and even lesser interest, in this sort of vulgarity D --> Your behavior on Chittr has been terribly D --> 1000d
karkat is one of my most supportive friends equius dont speak with him if you jave any cruel things to ssay you can direct them at me personally as vulgar as you want
you need to start repenting and i think this might be a step in the right direction and also i couldnt get the angle right for the unluckys charms cover so i need you for that