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By, uhm, way of the queue, there's someone I've been excited to talk about all day finally. @affableCantor #nsfw #bulgerating Hhh. Where do I start? From the moment you began reading my words, I was able to pick up on you. I guess. Uhm. On request, I had noticed it. Eeking out, a bit. I would say about two tablespoons of slurry had secreted base to tip at that point, though you weren't fully erect. Uhm. Hhff this is the sweetest bulge I've ever tasted. Like. a refined fig plucked fresh from the tree. I can feel the juices swell at the back of my throat. My pan went into a bit of shellshock and I couldn't stop squirming. You smell like spring flowers cured in a light salt bath and left to fill a room with their beautiful aroma. The sweetness carries over here as well. 1.1 pounds. It hangs a bit to the left when fully on display. I feel there may be something either clipped onto, or piercing it? But it could be an issue with the underwear you are wearing... Stats. Strength is a 6. This is low for a Violet Blood, but you seem kinder than the others. Pliability is a 10! Out! Of! 10! So squirmy and perfect. Hff, you should play with someone else's gills, with this... Length is... another 6! Though. uhm. I feel I may be shortchanging you. Only a little. Because it is difficult to discern the total length when taking into consideration the unique situation you're in. Girth is a 4. Smaller side but still respectable. Hff, I could definitely see you swallowed up by another cute troll. X Factor: 7! Uhm. I'll elaborate below. You've got a perfectly pliable kraken tendril, with the dexterity and respect you should come to earn. Hhf. Your unique feature that really seems to have me on the edge of my seat is a similarly high amount of psionic nodes as @archiveAddict meaning that any lowblood could completely control yourbugleforyuouohmyghost. Uhm. And. It seems that you have a slightly unique sharp to it. That lets it move through water better, by being, uhm, explicitly thinner on one side... Very high quality overall.
oh my this is most most flattering i am turning so vviolet at howw cute and swweet you made my bulge sound!! i could not havve possibly comprehended the levvel of elation i wwould receivve at reading that you taste of fresh figs and spring flowwers wwhen thinking of my slurry in your mouth i wwill admit that i do havve one small piercing hidden i havve a penchant for gold jewwelry but no one has seen it yet! except for one troll @castigatedgement
#freedom https://media.tenor.com/WndNXbf-UTIAAAAM/toji-toji-fushiguro.gif
Y9u may find the reacti9ns self-explanat9ry, and I applaud y9u f9r that, really, I d9, 6ut y9u d9n't speak f9r every9ne. Chittr has a significant min9rity 9f n9n-tr9ll users wh9 frequently express c9nfusi9n a69ut what it means t9, f9r example, mediate a Chitt. I rec9mmend paying cl9ser attenti9n t9 y9ur feed if y9u truly 6elieve 9therwise. And my age? Really? What w9uld y9u kn9w a69ut my age 9r the s9-called "6etter" things am I supp9sed t9 6e d9ing at such an age, stranger wh9se identity is c9mpletely unfamiliar t9 me? The last time I checked, y9u have n9 auth9rity 9ver me t9 tell me what I sh9uld 9r sh9uldn't 6e d9ing with my 9wn free will.
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hello evveryone on the topic of #rankbait i havve just finished a quite knackering and time consuming attempt at wwrangling a pack of vvery antsy lusii atop my skyhorse it is mating season currently and all of the male bull centaurlusii havve insisted on pairing off together and slamming their swweaty musculature against each other in rambunctious displays of dominance the sound of their clashing pectoral muscles and equine lowwer halvves made the entire fields rumble haha it is quite the scary sight to a non experienced lusii handler luckily i am knowwledgeable enough to avvoid getting caught in the crossfire of their bleating bashing and bucking although one of them did havve twwo of the smaller centaur males in a headlock faces rammed into his underarms the good newws is that evverything is vvery under control and i havve showwn them to a neww open field wwhere they may gallop in peace and livve out their alpha dominance displays in peace nature is truly beautiful #zoology #caretaking #lusiibattles #theirmustaches #wwerequite #wwellkept
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>>| let's do the roll .one more time. hoping for the purpleblood to be today! https://hive.beeb.trl/havoc/lucky_night.png
I Didn't Lose You; You Lost Me. #vaguepost
(also. regarding last tweet. yes.) (you can call me papa john.) ( :B )
while i know most of the people talking about their “types” are just hopping on the bandwagon to get their jimmies jostled, i like to think i’m bringing a slightly classier, more appropriate take to a whole dash-wide social trend. that being said. a tall girl with a huge ass. :B
ah yeah Zure letZ juZt all reveal whatZ wrong with uZ to the creepy Zounding weirdo in the name of "Zcience" if you genuinely fall for that youre pandead cullbait and im not taKing it bacK lmao #vaguepoZting
Le⚚'s be ℞eal, 90% of Kismesis ℞ela⚚ed inju℞ies could be avoided wi⚚h simple common sense. Bu⚚ mos⚚ of you a℞e ⚚oo s⚚upid, so people like me end up wi⚚h even mo℞e wo℞k.
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sigh...... someones gotta go supervise ig *SIIIIGHS AGAIN* #IWantCandy #EridanWeek
I LOVE MY NEW HUSBAND ERIGAN AND MY NEW WIPE MEENBAH && I LUV EVERY1 I MARRIGIED 2NITE & I LOVE MARTIBIS & I LOVE THE RACKMAID & I LOUV CALLIOPEEE AND JANE & I LOVE RENOLUTIONARRY GIRL! NEVADA! YUSSSSSS #IWANTCAMDY #IWANTCANDY #ERIGANWEEK #ERIDANWEANN #ERIGDAANWEEK #ERIDANWEEP #ERIDANWEEK
YOU KNOW. I HAVE SPENT SOME TIME. ON YOUR PADDED NANNYPLANET. IN MY TRAVELS. AND I CAN OFFER YOU. THIS PRO TIP. NOBODY THERE. IS EVEN A LITTLE PREPARED. FOR THE KIND OF UNHINGED VIOLENCE. THAT MIGHT BE STEWING. IN YOUR BLOOD. YOU COULD PROBABLY SMASH YOUR SHACKLES. AGAINST THE SKULL. OF THE STURDIEST BITCH. IN THE RESTORATIVE JUSTICE HALL. UNTIL BOTH SHE. AND YOUR RESTRAINTS. WERE IN PIECES. AND SHE WOULD ONLY SAY. EXCUSE ME. UPSTANDING CITIZEN. IT LOOKS LIKE SOME OTHER IDIOT. DROPPED HIS PUNISHMENT JEWELRY. ON MY SHATTERED HUSK.
a true fujoshi would never speak ill of himejoshi love and i love my yuri as toxic and rank as possible
the harness makes his spheres look so good you dont understand he wears tight shirts on purpose i know it i know it and the black on black pinstriped pants that fit so good he knows how to dress and he ignores me a lot but thats just because hes a working man he smelled like latex last time i got the chance to see him but thats was so long ago i wonder what he smells like now his last photoshoot with him leaning back in the chair the one where hes smoking i literally had to order a second edition because i got blood all over the first one (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, clothing fetish, suit fetish, his spheres i, kyaaa, archive rating: M)
concept: running your hands over your chest, touching your face as you stare up at yourself nervously the you above dipping a hand between your thighs carefully "is this... okay?" you ask "i... think so" you answer your fingers slide lower and push as you make a small noise, your brows furrowing as you let out a incredulous little laugh "of course you know that spot" (tags: Reader/Reader, #selfcest, #rankworks, first time with yourself, quadrantless, archive rating: E)
you do know what website you are on right?
i don't think i would be all that great at explaining it in detail but basically we are best friends in every timeline. try asking one of the other karkats for more info!
it's ok older karkat i know you are enjoying this just as much as any other karkat would. i am always happy to hear from you!
i respect that keep hating its good for you
D --> His support notwithstanding, I have no intention, and even lesser interest, in this sort of vulgarity D --> Your behavior on Chittr has been terribly D --> 1000d
karkat is one of my most supportive friends equius dont speak with him if you jave any cruel things to ssay you can direct them at me personally as vulgar as you want
you need to start repenting and i think this might be a step in the right direction and also i couldnt get the angle right for the unluckys charms cover so i need you for that