regardIIng my la2t po2t, II'll 2hare a funny 2tory of my own! about three 2weep2 ago, we had a new guy who wa2 really eager to get 2tarted, a real go-getter! II had ju2t fIInII2hed a 2hIIft and II wa2 goIIng to 2how hIIm the rope2 whIIle the tIIne2 cooled, but he wa2 too IImpatIIent! 2o he grabbed on and my overflow IImmedIIately channeled out to hIIm, almo2t blew hIIm all the way acro22 the floor!! IIt wa2 hIIlarIIou2, II 2tIIll laugh about IIt the2e nIIght2.
I REMEMBER WHEN YOU TOLD ME ABOUT THIS. YOU WERE STILL *QUITE LITERALLY* BEING WRACKED WITH MINOR ELECTROCONVULSIONS EVEN WHILE I WAS JUST TALKING TO YOU ABOUT IT THAT MORNING, SO I EARNESTLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT EITHER OF YOU WERE FUCKING THINKING.
It wa2 a long 2hIIft man cut me 2ome 2lack. Not lIIke IIt bother2 me anyway! That guy wa2 a dumba22 though lol, II thIInk he got culled over IIt, maybe he burnt out IIdk.
GOOD GOD. WHAT FUCKING SHAME IT IS FOR THAT POOR GUY. WELL! AT LEAST IT WASN'T YOU OR ME, RIGHT?
Hey he'2 got a funny 2tory to tell all the hIIghblood2 pamperIIng hIIm 2o II'm 2ure he'2 ju2t fIIne. IIf he can even talk 2tIIll but whatever, the 2entIIment remaIIn2. At lea2t IIt'2 a good le22on IIn plant 2afety!
THE WORD "PAMPER." HOW INTERESTING OF A CHOICE IS THAT. YOU KNOW, IF MY GLANCE NUGGETS WEREN'T GETTING WORSE BY THE NIGHT, I WOULD'VE THOUGHT YOU USED SOME KIND OF *OTHER* WORD THERE. YOU KNOW. ONE THAT YOU COULD PRETTY FUCKING EASILY INTERCHANGE WITH THE WORDS SUBJUGATE OR TORTURE???
ff2 thII2 II2 not the kIInd of conver2atIIon II look forward two havIIng after a full-day 2hIIft. They dIIdn't render hIIm down IIntwo bIIomeal.