NOW WHAT THE FUCK DOES A GUY HAVE TO DO TO GET A LITTLE CONTEXT FOR ANYTHING, HERE. OR WERE YOU JUST FEELING ESPECIALLY MEDIEVAL WHEN YOU POSTED THIS?
ACTUALLY, NO, SCRATCH THAT LAST QUESTION. I'M NOT GOING TO WILLINGLY GIVE YOU AN OUT.
THANKS. THAT EXPLAINED IT ALL. I UNDERSTAND NOW. I LITERALLY UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING, AND IT ALL MAKES PERFECT FUCKING CRYSTALLINE SENSE. I'M PRACTICALLY ENLIGHTENED FROM THIS ANSWER AND WILL NEVER HAVE ANY MORE QUESTIONS FOR THE REST OF MY SHORT AND MISERABLE LIFE.