By, uhm, way of the queue, there's someone I've been excited to talk about all day finally. @affableCantor #nsfw #bulgerating Hhh. Where do I start? From the moment you began reading my words, I was able to pick up on you. I guess. Uhm. On request, I had noticed it. Eeking out, a bit. I would say about two tablespoons of slurry had secreted base to tip at that point, though you weren't fully erect. Uhm. Hhff this is the sweetest bulge I've ever tasted. Like. a refined fig plucked fresh from the tree. I can feel the juices swell at the back of my throat. My pan went into a bit of shellshock and I couldn't stop squirming. You smell like spring flowers cured in a light salt bath and left to fill a room with their beautiful aroma. The sweetness carries over here as well. 1.1 pounds. It hangs a bit to the left when fully on display. I feel there may be something either clipped onto, or piercing it? But it could be an issue with the underwear you are wearing... Stats. Strength is a 6. This is low for a Violet Blood, but you seem kinder than the others. Pliability is a 10! Out! Of! 10! So squirmy and perfect. Hff, you should play with someone else's gills, with this... Length is... another 6! Though. uhm. I feel I may be shortchanging you. Only a little. Because it is difficult to discern the total length when taking into consideration the unique situation you're in. Girth is a 4. Smaller side but still respectable. Hff, I could definitely see you swallowed up by another cute troll. X Factor: 7! Uhm. I'll elaborate below. You've got a perfectly pliable kraken tendril, with the dexterity and respect you should come to earn. Hhf. Your unique feature that really seems to have me on the edge of my seat is a similarly high amount of psionic nodes as @archiveAddict meaning that any lowblood could completely control yourbugleforyuouohmyghost. Uhm. And. It seems that you have a slightly unique sharp to it. That lets it move through water better, by being, uhm, explicitly thinner on one side... Very high quality overall.
oh my this is most most flattering i am turning so vviolet at howw cute and swweet you made my bulge sound!! i could not havve possibly comprehended the levvel of elation i wwould receivve at reading that you taste of fresh figs and spring flowwers wwhen thinking of my slurry in your mouth i wwill admit that i do havve one small piercing hidden i havve a penchant for gold jewwelry but no one has seen it yet! except for one troll @castigatedgement
you did a vvery vvery good job dear
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AND NOW WHY IN THE BLISTERING BULGECHAFE DID YOU DECIDE TO LOOP ME INTO THIS? IN FRONT OF EVERYONE AND THEIR GODDAMN CUSTODIAN NO LESS. MY GOD. I'M GOING TO GO AHEAD AND PLEAD THE FIFTH AND SUMMARILY FUCKING DIE. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I'M NOW SUDDENLY INVOLVED IN THIS.
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NO, GOD NO! I AM *A LIME BLOOD*, I AM DEFINITELY *A FUCKING LIME BLOOD*. IF YOU BELIEVED ANY OF THE *COMPLETELY ACCURATE INFORMATION CO-SIGNED BY OUR LOVING EMPIRE*, YOU WOULD BE *COMPLETELY JUSTIFIED*! -- THIS POST IS PENDING FINAL REVIEW BY THE BEFORAN BUREAU OF PUBLIC INFORMATION. --
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karkat there is no need to be upset i wwas simply informing them of some of the wwonderful mysteries of my person and one of them just so happens to invvolvve you of course i am not going to push it any further as that wwould not be vvery high blood considerate wwoke of me to do so perhaps though you feel angered by not havving a bulge rating yourself? i can ask my dear good friend the bulge rater to do so if you wwish
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