♠ hated by @castigatedGement
I miss Karkat, we could literally be drinking wine and watc)(ing reality TV rig)(t now! 38(
okay i guess
Goodness, I don't know w)(at )(as gotten your )(orns in suc)( a twist, young one. 38( For-tuna-tely (G-ET IT?), you won't )(ave to fret muc)( longer! Just let your good S)(ep)(erd soot)(e waterever it is t)(at ails you! W)(at seems to be t)(e trouble?
(´｡• ω •｡`) Well no, I think you're just a person that seems nice to speak to! I'm sorry if I've hurt you. (✩ ์ ᴗ ์✩) And sure, maybe I don't know you, but I'd be thrilled to know you! Maybe we can be the best of friends! Maybe then I'll understand why you're upset about things... ❀ܓ(｡◠ ꇴ ◠｡ ) As a start, I can introduce myself! I'm Rayne! It's nice to meet you!
0H 7H3N M4YYB3 1D0NY H4V3 70 W0RRYCUZ MY L1F3 15 4LR34DY 0V3F PH3W H4H4H3H3H
(´･ᴗ･ ` ) I'm happy to know that we're talking! Is that bad?
oh i read it from start to finish alright an it wwas pretty crystal to me that youre doin that thin wwhere youre hopin ill see through your broodin facade an despite your insistence do the opposite ill givve ya this i wwouldnt be caught dead wwearin a graphic tee unless it wwere that one cause like come on man its bangin anywway you shouldvve just said you wwere beforan wwould havve savved myself a lot a time an energy goin wwith a simple hate react considerin howw insufferable you thin carapaced tenderbloods are
so uh, i kinda noticed something funny and maybe this is a little awkward… but @castigatedgement , why are you green? is that your slimer cosplay? ha ha. good bit, bro.
oh hey kar wwhy are ya pretendin to be lime are you finally givvin flarp a chance or this the wwork of an inevvitable pan hemorrhage after perigees a ovverwworkin your anguish bladder anywway not sure wwhat all this yabberys about seein as the guy in the pic looks nothin like you but sure i can foot the toothculler bill
you are all nothin more than chess pieces
this is the future lowwblood radicals are tryin to take from you https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d666f1a7b9eb.png
some dude wiTh a round, whiTe head posTed some coords here. gonna check whaT The biznaTch is all abouT.
am i literally so back right noww
#gore #nsfwe #cw-self-harm nothing gets me more excited than the *heat* of an open wound gushing . . . it makes my pan spin just thinking about it my own or others it doesn’t matter much i just wanna see how the colors spray and leak from flesh though mutual pain is always relished in . . .
listening to „i hate everything about you“ by „troll three days grace“ XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
evvery time i look at this pathetically cloyin piece straight from the mind a some mentally ill kitty kat shipper girl vvariant it feels like my pusher is bein rended by the vvery gaggle a thorns wwhat crowwned human jegus nugbone the vvertiginous load a bein lovved is so encumberin it momentarily disarms me paralyzes me soothes my brutish untrimmed thanatic drivve as im swwaddled in vvenusian sea foam from wwhat the goddess herself did rise in nacreous glory to be quadded is to be changed forevver https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/67671508e077.jpg
so basically im in vwhat rufioh tells me is called a "harem anime" https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c72de922b7ba.png @tentaclestherapist @trendygnostalgic @coronatecruelty @handmaid @catastrophicgalaxy #anime
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TO CLARIFY. I DO NOT SHIP IT. BUT I WAS GIVEN A REQUEST. AND FELT THE NEED. TO BESTOW #YAOI UPON MY FOLLOWERS. #NSFW. #DAVEKAT (GROSS). https://file.garden/adp8DWZQKVR-NRQW/yaois3.png
... I HOPE THAT @INFERNALSUFFERING AND @APOSTLESSCRIBE ARE STILL AROUND. I KIND OF NEEDED SOMETHING LIKE THAT AROUND.
WHAT DID @castigatedGement MEAN BY THIS? https://i.imgur.com/NkJGXRS.png #NSFW
> [ IS HE DEAD IS THEY THEY THEY ?? DEAD?? PRONUSHNS
> [ https://i.postimg.cc/bNbLL3z4/oh-no.jpg > [ ohgodhgodohgodohgodohgod trip was jus ttrying to feed me a FRY i hit somebody with the fuking BeetleWagon 205 model (NOT the CARRIERWASP 19) oh no no no no no no no no no no > [ @tintedNectarous #gore #HITSOMEONEITSILLEGALWHATDOIDOFUCK #ISHEALIVE #HE????? #PRONOUNS???WHOISTHIS #ISTHEYALIVE
WELL. THIS IS GETTING BLOODY ANNOYING. - uRAEuS
II 2uppo2e a good 2tart would be 2ome fun engagement baIIt! anybody got any good work 2torIIe2?
regardIIng my la2t po2t, II'll 2hare a funny 2tory of my own! about three 2weep2 ago, we had a new guy who wa2 really eager to get 2tarted, a real go-getter! II had ju2t fIInII2hed a 2hIIft and II wa2 goIIng to 2how hIIm the rope2 whIIle the tIIne2 cooled, but he wa2 too IImpatIIent! 2o he grabbed on and my overflow IImmedIIately channeled out to hIIm, almo2t blew hIIm all the way acro22 the floor!! IIt wa2 hIIlarIIou2, II 2tIIll laugh about IIt the2e nIIght2.
OH. MY CuSTODIAN? HE'S BALD AND CLEANING uP ONE OF MY MESSES RIGHT NOW. BuT MY. PROPER CuSTODIAN. MY BIG SISTER. SHE'S @archiveAddict. AND SHE ISN'T AFRAID OF YOuR BITCHY BIMBO BOY ASS ANYMORE. SHE HAS BEEN DOING. THERAPY WITH ME. I THERAPIED HER SO HARD. SHE IS ON AN ACTIVE PATH TO RECOVERY. AND IT'S ALL YOuR FAuLT. THE NEEDING THERAPY PART. YOuR STuPID BITCH ASS CANNOT HuRT HER WITH EXPLOSIONS ANYMORE. MY ONEECHAN. IS IMMORTAL. INVINCIBLE. LIKE A CHERuBIAN BIG SISTER IN SPIRIT OuGHT TO BE.
FOR POSTERITY'S SAKE. JuST IN CASE YOu FORGET. @castigatedGement WANTED YOu TO KNOW THIS. THIS IS THE TRuTH THEY DID NOT WANT YOu TO SEE. IT CANNOT BE BuRIED. IT CANNOT BE SILENCED. IT WILL SET YOu FREE. uNLESS YOu ARE THE IMPOSTER. THEN YOuR LIES. ONLY CATCH uP WITH YOu. https://i.imgur.com/JBI06Sc.png
WHAT WAS THERE BEFORE? WHAT ARE YOu TALKING ABOuT? COuLD YOu SHOW ME?
YOu LITERALLY SOuND LIKE THE MOST PRETENTIOuS WHEEZY NERD TO EVER DROP OFF THE ASSEMBLY LINE AT THE PRE-PACKAGED BITCHMADE FACTORY. DO YOu LISTEN TO YOuRSELF? WHEN THAT ADENOIDAL SHIT SNEEZE ROBS YOuR COLON OF ALL THE CRAP COMPACTED IN IT? YOu LITERALLY PHRASE THE SHIT YOu TALK. LIKE IT IS THE MOST. LOW FIBROuS CONTENT CONTAINING. FuCKING ASININE ASSWIPE SuRFACED. BITCHBOY WEENIE SLuT JuNIOR'S APPLICANT. TO EVER HAVE THEIR RESuME TRASHED IN THE OTHERWISE EMPTY WASTEBIN. HIS HONORABLE TuTELAGE? WHAT A FuCKING MISERABLE NAMESAKE. BACK IN MY ALTERNIA. WE HAD TYRANNY. WHAT A PANSIE-FIED BuLLSHIT ASS ROuNDABOuT TuRN OF PHRASE. I ACTuALLY WANT TO KICK YOuR ASS ABOuT IT. YOu SNOT NOSED STICKY FuCKWAD OF ALL THE DISCARDED PARTS OF A NOSE. GO BACK TO YOuR WILDLY VIBRATING SKuLL BALLS. AT LEAST WHEN I DO IT. I MAKE IT LOOK SICK. YOu JuST SOuND LIKE A PHARMACY AD. PORTRAYED BY AN INDIE BAND DROPOuT.
ad s)(owed up on my s)(ellp)(one and t)(e rest was )(istory
HEY. HEY KARKAT. HEY. HEY KARKAT. IS THIS YOu. https://i.imgur.com/10iMnuN.png
WOW. SHE WAS RIGHT. YOu ARE A WHINY LITTLE BITCH BOY. HuH.
mysecondlimebloodiveseentodaywow
By, uhm, way of the queue, there's someone I've been excited to talk about all day finally. @affableCantor #nsfw #bulgerating Hhh. Where do I start? From the moment you began reading my words, I was able to pick up on you. I guess. Uhm. On request, I had noticed it. Eeking out, a bit. I would say about two tablespoons of slurry had secreted base to tip at that point, though you weren't fully erect. Uhm. Hhff this is the sweetest bulge I've ever tasted. Like. a refined fig plucked fresh from the tree. I can feel the juices swell at the back of my throat. My pan went into a bit of shellshock and I couldn't stop squirming. You smell like spring flowers cured in a light salt bath and left to fill a room with their beautiful aroma. The sweetness carries over here as well. 1.1 pounds. It hangs a bit to the left when fully on display. I feel there may be something either clipped onto, or piercing it? But it could be an issue with the underwear you are wearing... Stats. Strength is a 6. This is low for a Violet Blood, but you seem kinder than the others. Pliability is a 10! Out! Of! 10! So squirmy and perfect. Hff, you should play with someone else's gills, with this... Length is... another 6! Though. uhm. I feel I may be shortchanging you. Only a little. Because it is difficult to discern the total length when taking into consideration the unique situation you're in. Girth is a 4. Smaller side but still respectable. Hff, I could definitely see you swallowed up by another cute troll. X Factor: 7! Uhm. I'll elaborate below. You've got a perfectly pliable kraken tendril, with the dexterity and respect you should come to earn. Hhf. Your unique feature that really seems to have me on the edge of my seat is a similarly high amount of psionic nodes as @archiveAddict meaning that any lowblood could completely control yourbugleforyuouohmyghost. Uhm. And. It seems that you have a slightly unique sharp to it. That lets it move through water better, by being, uhm, explicitly thinner on one side... Very high quality overall.
oh my this is most most flattering i am turning so vviolet at howw cute and swweet you made my bulge sound!! i could not havve possibly comprehended the levvel of elation i wwould receivve at reading that you taste of fresh figs and spring flowwers wwhen thinking of my slurry in your mouth i wwill admit that i do havve one small piercing hidden i havve a penchant for gold jewwelry but no one has seen it yet! except for one troll @castigatedgement
38/ Stop asking for pictures of our green moon????
So w★it, why is he so powerful if he's just ★ puppet?
If there is a Lowblood in your life, be kind to her. You do not need to feel quadrantic for her, necessarily - simply go out of your way to do an act of kindness for her. She will not be used to it, and it will brighten her day.
:33< nsfw stands fur no strawberries fur waluigi
malleablePersonage is OFFLINE! Reason: phone fell into slime #icoffline
~happy #meissoday vvould love to have invited you all over but something came up :{ it's so hard being important sometimes see you all tomorrovv night lol
vwhat the hell vwhy is the [color=#6570ae]house[/color] bigger on the inside hey vwhy doesnt that vwork
BLUH.
:33< *the mighty huntress jumpscares mew like mangle in fnaf two*
WHY DO YOU GUYS ACTUALLY WANT ME TO POST ABOUT DICK???? YES I LOVE COCK BUT WHAT THE HELL? #nsfw
>[Glad to be alive and alzzzo in the vicinity of multiple cute people.]<
^^ Sometimes I want to take all the cute people I've encountered across the sweeps and put them in a little terrarium for me to stare at. ^^ ^^ Then again, that's basically what my hire force is for my casino, hehe. ^^
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guehmmm, does anyone have any advice for managing appearance? uwehhh… i noticed that, not a lot of trolls gulook like gume in the movies… should i gyuse makeup to cover my markings?
i'm kinda no+ men+ally or physically +here righ+ now
>> ડomeone ડhowed me the¡r bu1ge *Bu1geડ!! !! P1ura1 huge too 🥹 ¡ ડhou1d be poડt¡ng th¡ડ on the Puppy acct but !! ¡t happened on th¡ડ one ડo ¡t'ડ on1y fa¡r to keep here th¡ડ ¡ડ the beડt day, ¡'ve f¡na11y won at 1¡fe Everyone be happy for me or keep the trend go¡ng *cough cough* ¡ certa¡n1y wou1dn't comp1a¡n #nડfw #b¡gw¡nડ #hav¡ngthebeડtday #wow #🏳️🌈
pusherbreaking. had the most flames response to someones chitt and i was blocked. siiiiigh........
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K--<i should not have trolled her.
ALTHOuGH...I WAS. A SINGLE MOTHER. ONCE. WHICH IS A VERY HARD THING TO DO. WHEN YOu ARE NOT SINGLE. DROWNING IN BITCHES CONSTANTLY. AND DID NOT BIRTH. YOuR ESTRANGED LITTLE FREAK CADRE. OF PANTS PISSING INFANTS.
I COuLDN'T. THAT WOuLD BE STOLEN VALOR. I HAVE NEVER BREASTFED.
NO.
...ok so mutual obsession...
>> ડoundડ 1¡ke you're aડk¡n h¡m to ca11 you Mommy ¡dk 🤔🤔
AND SO WHAT IF HE IS HANDSOME. AND I SAY IT. HE PROBABLY DOESN'T GET THAT NEARLY ENOuGH. TO REALLY RESONATE. uNDER THAT MASK.
THIS IS THE FIRST AND ONLY DAY IN MY ENTIRE. FuCKING LIFE. I HAVE EVER RESPONDED TO HIM. AT ALL. HE @'D ME DIRECTLY. AND HAS REACTED TO THE ENTIRE DISCOGRAPHY. OF EVERY SMASH CHITTR HIT. I HAVE EVER RELEASED.
...i just said something too genuine. hold on. let me get back to my cool and aloof demeanor. fuck nuggets. there we go...
the bass in his car hits hard enough tht sittin in the seat its like a vibrator btw #nsfw
B33 < sunglasses at night being stuck in my head drives me crazy tbh
HA
★: HELP THEY TURNED ME INTO A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE. https://file.garden/aJ1FCTA5SglK0DlZ/Siffrin_Model_Plush-SV3-P-1_1000x.png.png
i am envi0uz. maybe i zh0u1d juzt 1ay 0n the gr0und and wrigg1e my way back t0 the tranzp0rta1izer.
No Karkat I Do Not Have An Opinion On Troll Will Smith Because I Only Like Obscure Rainbow Drinker Media And What I Have Been Told Is Called “yuri”
Karkat Keeps Getting Mad At Me For Not Following Him Back How Do I Politely Tell Him I Do Not Want To Be Spammed With His Multiple Reply Long Movie Reviews
If you say "I can't be ragebaited", people will try. If you say "I'm so easy to ragebait", people will try. If you say awoo...
== i put a sticker on all my stuff, that's how you know its good...! ==
lowkey in the mood 2 makeout w a stranger in a half lit alley
#freedom https://media.tenor.com/WndNXbf-UTIAAAAM/toji-toji-fushiguro.gif
↗️LITERALLY DO NOT CARE ENOUGH TO CHECK WHO IS SET FOR THE GALLOWS TONIGHT, BY THE WAY. IT IS ALMOST LIKE I'M TOO BUSY AND ALSO TOO IMPORTANT TO NOTICE.↗️
SPEAK FOR YOURSELF. PRISONER. SOME OF US ARE GAINFULLY EMPLOYED. MASSIVELY SUCCESSFUL. WIDELY RENOWNED. AND COMPETENT ENOUGH TO HAVE TIME FOR POSTING. IN BETWEEN OUR MYRIAD UNCEASING JOB TASKS.
I d9n't see what that has t9 d9 with anything I've said. I didn't even menti9n w9men. This p9dcast will 6e a safe space exclusively f9r men, and if f9r s9me reas9n y9u feel the need t9 6e upset 9n 6ehalf 9f w9men (wh9 are yet t9 c9mment that they find this 9ffensive, as s9 far the c9mmenters have s9lely 6een n9n-w9men), might I remind y9u that there are plenty 9f w9mencentric spaces that exist 69th 9nline and in the real w9rld f9r them?
This is the exact s9rt 9f vi9lent rhet9ric t9wards men wh9 are simply minding their 6usiness and trying t9 express themselves with a healthy 9utlet that we are h9ping t9 c9m6at with 9ur #p9dcast.
i think you all need to get real hobbies, pick up music or something. vwe lovwe vwomen in this house.
...#thirsttrap #nsfw https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/11/Glass-of-water.jpg...
...yeah, fuck the north and south...
...i am getting a good grade in social media. which is both normal to want and possible to achieve #westaywinnin...
↘️are they culling you because you are a criminal, or because you are some kind of moron.↘️
...haha that's the funny sex number...
yo! new soc1al med1a, cool cool... 1 was k1nda start1ng to get t1red of talk1ng to the same 10 people, haha...
h*ll yeah shout out to women ✌️gotta be one of my favor1te genders 👏
Greetings again, Chittr! I am here with s9me exciting news that I kn9w y9u will all enj9y hearing. Cr9nus (@aeneasCaldarium), Rufi9h (@aer9dynamicTramp), and I are starting 9ur very 9wn p9dcast #p9dcast a69ut #MensRights and #MensRightsActivism. As a diverse h9sting team made up 9f 9ne warm6l99d, 9ne 9ffspectrum tr9ll, and 9ne humankind individual, the three 9f us each have unique perspectives t9 9ffer 9n mens' 9ppressi9n under the restrictive #Matriarchy 9f 6ef9rus, the way 9ur identities as men have 6een underappreciated, unackn9wledged, 9r even actively 6elittled in 9ur time, and #Maleh99d as a wh9le. If y9u, male Chittrer reading this, feel as if y9ur #v9ice hasn't 6een appr9priately #heard, please resp9nd t9 this Chitt 9r send 9ne 9f us h9sts a DM expressing y9ur interest in j9ining us f9r a lively discussi9n 9n #men, and we can w9rk s9mething 9ut t9 feature y9u in a guestsp9t f9r 9ur sh9w #sh9w. We l99k f9rward t9 hearing fr9m y9u. #Andr9ph96ia #Antisexism #Tr9llsG9ingTheir9wnWay #Xen9misandry #CastingCall #CastingC9uch
POINT OF ORDER! obviously trying to prove to you i am successful is an endeavor entirely without merit, but i like joining conversations. so hi i have my shit in order lol
I am not sure if yyou're lookin' for this individual or not but if it makes yya feel less lonesome on the matter, I am usuallyy too busyy, liftin' an haulin' to activelyy post. Not manyy breaks on the job yyou know.
(^･ω･^) < I MEAN THAT IS SUBJECTIVE, MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER OF HOW MUCH SHIPCOURSE OR FANFICS I POST!!! THE HORNY POSTING IS JUST A BONUS FACTOR, BUT IF YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW MOST TROLLS AND HUMANS ON HERE ARE PROBABLY NOT ACTUALLY THIS OVER THE TOP UNHINGED!!! #NSFW
↘️if you are in prison then your arguments against me are automatically invalid, waste like the scum you proudly proclaim to be.↘️ ↗️GOOD BYE. I WISH I COULD ATTEND YOUR PUBLIC EXECUTION IN PERSON, BUT I PROBABLY CANNOT, BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST SOME KIND OF LOW-LEVEL CULLSMITH AWAITING THE BARREL OF HER IMPERIAL BLUNDERBUSS AGAINST YOUR FRAIL TEMPLE.↗️ ↘️maybe in the next life, you will be rehatched as a gainful employee. or maybe a decorative water flower.↘️
Y9u may find the reacti9ns self-explanat9ry, and I applaud y9u f9r that, really, I d9, 6ut y9u d9n't speak f9r every9ne. Chittr has a significant min9rity 9f n9n-tr9ll users wh9 frequently express c9nfusi9n a69ut what it means t9, f9r example, mediate a Chitt. I rec9mmend paying cl9ser attenti9n t9 y9ur feed if y9u truly 6elieve 9therwise. And my age? Really? What w9uld y9u kn9w a69ut my age 9r the s9-called "6etter" things am I supp9sed t9 6e d9ing at such an age, stranger wh9se identity is c9mpletely unfamiliar t9 me? The last time I checked, y9u have n9 auth9rity 9ver me t9 tell me what I sh9uld 9r sh9uldn't 6e d9ing with my 9wn free will.
The Rankmaid @archiveAddict had a fantastic idea in explaining the ways we utilize the Chittr reacti9ns, as they are quite am6igu9us and leave t99 much r99m f9r interpretati9n. I am 9f c9urse still rallying f9r a less quadrant-f9cused and m9re c9ncise reacti9n system, 6ut until then, my intended use case is 6el9w. Please d9n't read any r9mantic s9licitati9ns in the things I react. ♥ - I liked y9ur p9st, agreed with what y9u had t9 say, 9r disagreed 6ut f9und it well-written and th9ughtful regardless. ♦ - I find y9ur p9st pitia6le in a strictly plat9nic sense, meaning s9mething y9u've written has elicited feelings 9f sympathy fr9m me. ♠ - I disliked y9ur p9st. This can mean anything fr9m disagreeing with y9ur w9rds themselves, y9ur t9ne, 9r the language y9u've used t9 get y9ur p9int acr9ss. ♣ - I find that y9u are 6eing intenti9nally inflammat9ry and y9u need t9 step away fr9m y9ur device, take a deep 6reath, t9uch s9me grass, and c9me 6ack t9 me when y9u're ready t9 have a dicussi9n like an adult. ♥♦♠♣ - I d9n't kn9w that I've ever used all f9ur reacti9ns 9n a single p9st. If s9, perhaps I've f9und it c9nfusing, and I'll pr96a6ly ask y9u t9 clarify whatever p9int y9u think y9u're making. And s9me c9m6inati9ns 9f my 9wn: ♥♦ - I still liked y9ur p9st 9r agreed with it, 6ut s9mething y9u've said made me feel 6ad f9r y9u, such as #Traumadumping. ♦♠ - I disliked y9ur p9st 9r disagreed with it, 6ut s9mething y9u've said made me feel 6ad f9r y9u, such as pu6lically lamenting #Relati9nshipW9es. ♠♣ - I think y9u are making a #F99l 9f y9urself and y9u're em6arrassing all 9f us. ♥♠ - Mixed feelings. ♦♣ - Mixed feelings with the added caveat that perhaps it w9uld 6e unwise t9 c9ntinue engaging with the em9ti9nal state y9u're in. ♦♠♣ - I've g9ne 9ut 9f my way f9r s9me reas9n t9 specifically n9t like y9ur p9st 6ecause y9ur p9st d9esn't merit a p9sitive reacti9n, f9r whatever reas9n. Again, I d9u6t I've ever used this c9m6inati9n 9f reacti9ns, 6ut I supp9se I c9uld imagine a use f9r it. If any9ne has any 9ther questi9ns, feel free t9 ask me. I w9uld 6e m9re than happy t9 pr9vide s9me clarificati9n 9n these matters. #Trends #TrendF9ll9wing #Reacti9nplay
Greetings, Chittrers 9f Parad9x Space! While s9me 9f y9u may have f9ll9wed me here fr9m 9ther platf9rms such as #Su6stack 9r #Grum6lr (welc9me! D9 n9t share these acc9unt handles with9ut my permissi9n), I w9uld like t9 use this pinned p9st t9 f9rmally intr9duce myself t9 th9se 9f y9u wh9 are just n9w j9ining me. My name is Kankri Vantas, and in n9 particular 9rder, I am: a he/him pr9n9un user | a pr9ud 9ffspectrum tr9ll | unalive | a f9rmer mem6er 9f the f9rmer 6ef9ran s9ciety | a current mem6er 9f a dream6u66le pseud9s9ciety | v9luntarily celi6ate | quadrant agn9stic | 5 feet 4.96 inches in height | a Seer 9f 6l99d | the th9ughtleader 9f a du6i9usly successful SGRU6 sessi9n | pr9va6ly neur9typical | t9uch-repulsed | sex-repulsed | sex-p9sitive | a surviv9r 9f the 6ef9ran culling system | a resp9nsi6le gun 9wner | a signless tr9ll I am n9t: a mutant6l99d | a 6urgundy6l99d | a wriggler | cull6ait | the Signless | the Sufferer | religi9us | sexist | a gun nut D9 n9t interact if y9u meet any 9r all 9f the criteria listed 6el9w: pr9selytizers | evangelizers | pers9ns trying t9 c9nvert 9thers t9 their 6eliefs systems | Tayl9r Swifte stans | the Su6stack admin team unless it is t9 reverse my unjust 6anning | 6ef9ran cullers | Alternian cullers This Chittr page will c9ver a diverse array 9f t9pics, ranging fr9m #Aquadr9manticism t9 #Z9diarchicalAn9malies. I cann9t p9ssi6ly tag them all here s9 I will issue a 6lanket warning n9w that I will d9 my 6est t9 tag f9r p9tentially triggering as they appear, 6ut that I may err. Tread with cauti9n when viewing my pr9file, and if there is anything that y9u need tagged s9 y9u can add it t9 y9u filter list, d9 n9t hesitate t9 let me kn9w. My DMs are usually 9pen. Thank y9u f9r reading and I h9pe y9ur time here is rich with enlightenment.
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I run a crackpot team of private dicks. Can't get my ducks any more in a row than that.
Independent small business .o°wnership with .o°ccasi.o°nal advertisement .o°r pers.o°nal p.o°sts .o°n here, business is d.o°ing quite well f.o°r myself thank y.o°u
↗️WHY ARE YOU BEYOND YOUR SECOND ADULT MOLT CHITTING WITHIN THE CONFINES OF YOUR DESIGNATED OF-AGE ASSIGNMENT.↗️ ↘️should you not be working.↘️ ↗️THIS FEELS LIKE A NONSTARTER.↗️
i tried to do my patented "i don't feel great" flop and when my back hit the bed a button flew into the ceiling. #nsfw ?
↗️I LIKE HOW YOU ARE COMMENTING THIS WITH LITERALLY NO CLUE FOR WHAT IS GOING ON. IT GIVES YOUR PERSON A KIND OF CLUELESS AND NUMBNUBBED APPEARANCE.↗️ ↘️it is a post about posters. were you hatched yesterday.↘️
↗️I AM KIND OF FOND OF THOSE POSTERS WITH THE MEOWBEAST HANGING GINGERLY ON A BRANCH.↗️ ↘️saying something like↘️ ↗️HANG IN THERE↗️ ↘️or↘️ ↗️MEW'RE THE BEST.↗️ ↘️it is like they are speaking to me directly, except i am not hanging on because i am absolutely and also happily engaging in my myriad of valuable tasks.↘️ ↗️BUT IT IS GOOD EMOTIONAL SUPPORT FOR MY MIDSHIFT BAKED LEGUMESLOP SNACK.↗️
All my posts are #rankbait to those with eyes to see.
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#plans #imagination #miracles https://i.imgur.com/6JDxVRa.jpeg
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#FriendshipFriday https://c.tenor.com/v3MV5VEBPssAAAAd/tenor.gif
https://media.tenor.com/Z7YM9uxqezkAAAAM/bff-best-friend.gif
D --> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/29fae0e18d97.png #suggestive
D --> You know, if you were quite genuinely this desperate for my attention, my DMs are open Mr. Vantas D --> No need to resort to public temper tantrums, you'll only further embarrass yourself
EVERY SINGLE ACCOUNT BESIDES YOURS IS RAN BY THE SAME PERSON. WE’RE ALL JUST ONE GUY RUNNING A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT AND YOUR THE RAT WE’RE PISSING OFF.
#bestfriend https://media.tenor.com/xD__0LQYUXcAAAAj/banana-zdcj.gif
https://giphy.com/gifs/charming-hey-there-mlady-lady-emoji-FnIOl9UZmHF8C3NTtc #lookingforlove #vaugeposting #miracleinthebedroom
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I CANN DO ANNYTHINNG!!! FVCK THE GOVE- ///[THIS HAS BEENN CENNSORED]\\\
and some relationships are best left Uncommented on. >_>
i say this with the Utmost kindness and in good faith, bUt this is a very sUrface level reading of the varioUs dynamics at play, and not to mention that it fails to address all of them! not that i blame yoU for any of that of coUrse. starting from the topmost left and moving clockwise. i find it hard to argUe for any particUlar qUadrant between jane and oUr aqUatic prince! yoU mUst remember that a proper kismessitUde is more than jUst occasionally having a go at each other and some flavor of physical attraction. that's enoUgh to eventUally grow a pitch pining to the point of warranting a mediating third party, bUt a relationship it does not make qUite on its own! and while jane's crUcifixion of sir ampora coUld certainly be constrUed as a trUly romantic pitch overtUre, the fact remains that there is jUst not enoUgh mUtUal hate, desire, or a sense of rivalry between them for this reading to make sense. at least at the moment. they're jUst good bUsiness partners! with all dUe respect, i do not believe he challenges or inspires her to achieve greater heights or to change what holds her back. and, moving to the prince and page, i once again believe yoU are ascribing deeper romantic feelings to a rather straightforward friendship. there's no rUle against two people trying and failing to properly perform a moiraillegiance (as i'm sUre oUr violet mariner can attest to), or against two people Unknowingly falling into sUch a dynamic, bUt i do not believe that is the case here, tantalizing as it may be. eridan and jake are not of the proper dispositions for sUch a dynamic to work withoUt a bit of... artistic interpretation applied. >_> when it comes to each other, that is. i sincerely believe there is a perfect pale other half for most everyone oUt there. from prince and page to page and prince. i first have to acknowledge oUr dear friend dirk's dUmbfoUnding yet insistent terminology that his relationships shoUld not and cannot be labelled Using qUadrant-related terminology. or... labelled in general? and with that disclaimer oUt of the way... this here is dead on the money. the amoUnt of times i and aUdiences of million have watched these two vacillate between their primarily flUshed dynamic and their blackened downswing, the former of which is kept exclUsively off camera and behind closed doors... i don't think there is mUch more to be said! except where it falls to roxy's involvement... which is that yoU have similarly nailed their VERY OCCASIONAL and ENTIRELY PLATONIC dynamic. as ashen relationships often are, given that they are preventative and therefor cease to exist once they are no longer needed. and to dirk and jane. how coUld i ever disagree? ^U^ i find it sweet how Unwavering he is in his sUpport of all her endeavors and ambitions. yet that sUpport only goes so far as what he believes to be in her best interest -as expected of any moirail worth their sUgar- and that sUpport tUrns to pacification and redirection onto a better path. i'm not to pridefUl to omit that they make me a little greener in the face than i typically am at times. he is... qUite the lUcky man. for being so close to her, and similarly so with roxy. AHEM. now, to address a dynamic missing in this chart, i raise to my prognosis of the pale dynamic between... er. specUlation woUld be best moved to private channels.
\ we d0n't need m0re er1dan week!!! that's en0ugh!!! /
not one single one of you is ready for this poop thats about to drop (out of the butt implied)
(=｀ω´=) < DO I N33D TO BREAK YOU OUT OF PRISON TO GET YOU TO ANSWER MY QUESTION DO YOU WANT TO BE A FREAK WITH ME OR NOT!!!
W)(at is t)(is #-EridanWeek business?
I do have the wonders about why this Scott fellow is so great... but I will continue to keep him in my exclamations!
yeahyeahyeah here it is *It's a picture of his coochie, a slight bit of bush on the mound, lips pink and glistening.* #nsfw
[Installed the capacity to have an ovipositor to fit the occasion.] [What better on a holy day such as this, than to ride my dick and get a taste of my addicting divine ichor? Feel the swell of every egg sac dumped into your deepest parts to the point of feeling like you might burst. The overwhelming heat. Completely powerless beneath me. Submit. You know you want to.] #nsfw #oviposition
Anyways someone put a worm in front of my door. I think this is a microaggression.
TTroll briTTTTany spears is beTTTTer. 🍄🐌
should i post coochie pics
Women and men love me because of my mildly pathetic vibes, fish fear me because of my unbearable taste in music.
I think perhaps I'd like a man beneath me for a good masculine tussle!
One aspect of the myth of Jesus Christ in human culture that I have always found to 8e especially intriguing was that of the 8etrayal of Judas Iscariot. It is a component of the story that is completely unique to mankind, as opposed to the more o8vious parallels drawn 8etween certain troll legends and it. To 8e fated to not only 8etray your 8eloved teacher, 8ut for that 8etrayal to 8e integral to lift him up and make his legend all the more important. It's of no wonder that many depictions of Judas show him wracked with grief and shame at his actions, despite the futility that would accompany any kind of resistance. He is a controversial and theologically contested figure, of course, 8ut there is a poetry to 8eing 8etrayed with a kiss. It's of no wonder that he is such a prevalent topic in Christian artwork. He's all too human. #easter #religion
sleep is not coming back to me…
ug)(. )(ate feelin t)(ings.
https://image2Url.com/r2/defaUlt/images/1775406683458-4199b0cc-8b79-434d-b628-ed70cf49f47a.jpeg
i don't know how exactly easter of all things made it to earth c. but it is really funny how they've syncretized it with their own myths, e.g. us. there's no mention of jesus to be found, and people think the easter bunny is my fursona.
Break me out of the hellhole, it is suffocating in here.
i guses i wont be able to fcuk jesus today :( anyone wanan fcku *guess *fuck *wanna *fuck #nsfw
hi!! i dunno what to say here but i just wanted to show myself :B https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b411bb7a9e6c.jpg
Omg gang should I shoot my shot
can i get crucified next easter
xx_what_do_u_think_is_the_taaaastiest_caste_for_a_cute_boy_to_be?_i_think_its_rust_or_olive_x3_xx
had a dream last night that my guts kept spilling out of my stomach during average situations which was more #embarrassing than anything else #gore
I understand that to"day" is a day of festivities / celebrations for humans, compared so far to the mythos of the Sufferer with several key differences. The concept of Alien holidays is a fascinating one, where each holiday has its own history explaining a different aspect of a species' history, beliefs, values, and customs... I would love to learn more about what this specific holiday is meant to represent, the customs of it, and anything else relevant if any humans are willing to give me the time to explain. Otherwise, I will likely observed the "TL" and take notes on the bits of information I am able to gleam about it from posts.
:33< i love women who suck :33< gotta be my fafurite kind of woman!
i am zooted beyond BELEIF #subtances
oscilloscope ... would #nsfw
i know its par for the course but man all the karkats hating on me
(=｀ω´=) < I WANT TO LAY SOME EGGS WHO WANTS TO HELP ME OUT!!! #nsfw #eggs
ᵍᵘʸˢˢˢˢ ʰᵉˢ ᵗᵃˡᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ ᵒᵐᵍᵍ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3af62cee885d.jpg
what if jesus and god werent on great terms after he ascended like thanks dad for letting me die so that i can redeem humanity or whatever but it was a dick move and god said you deserved it for wearing those ugly ass sandals and flash stepped away #easter
G3ND3R 1SNT R34L WOM3N 4R3 JUST TH3 ON3S 1 TH1NK 4R3 HOT 4ND M3N 4R3 3V3RYON3 3LS3
do you think there's a century egg version of a chocolate egg?
i wish i could cook cuz the best i can usually do is like cook some fish or make crappy weird bread
S♡per mixed with water <3
GRUB SAUCE.
cxome rearrange my wires and fix me yxourself if yxoure sxo desperate txo see prxoxof xof me twitching and spasming xoxo
lowkey gonna lose some coolness points for this and i know its not exactly horny posting hours but i feel better about it because there's only around 64 people online right now anyways i really need someones mouth around my cock right now holy shit, im so stressed out its not even cool dawg #nsfw
YEAH, I THINK I W9ULD NEED T9 TAKE SEVERAL HALLUCIN9GENIC DRUGS T9 SEE WHATEVER VISI9N Y9U MEAN.
#nowplaying [ Rain | 2l33p Tok3n ] A dang3rou2 di2po2ition 2om3how r3fract3d in light, r3fl3ct3d in 2ound I'm coil3d up lik3 th3 v3nomou2 23rp3nt Tangl3d in your tranc3 and I'm c3rtain You hav3 got your hook2 in m3 http2://mu2ic.youtub3.com/watch?v=7Fncun4ObQk&2i=Xbumoyo26H22hx7N #lyric2po2ting #lyric2
It’s Easter!! Y♡u kn♡w what that means!! <3 #♡vip♡siti♡n #nsfw
@gabardineCrescendoo Keep ignooring me and we're goonna end up like this https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.coom/2026/04/05/kardarkryqus.png
AGREED.
DAMN RIGHT. WHATEVER BITCH.
he's right behind me isn't me
it would be great if mothman stops staring at me with its awful giant eyes
:33< cringeposting!
Good Kitty
bf is sleepin next to me and im being so damn gay about his face when hes sleepin
GUTTERS>FISH #IMRIGHT #YOUREWRONG
I really should be making more fish puns for dhe whimsy of id. "No Prawnblem" is liderally so cude.
Good morning early 8irds or l8te owls.
W9W. I CAN TELL THIS IS D9GSHIT ALREADY. SICK.
:33< meows at mew fur attention then when mew go to pay attention to meow i walk away furom mew
i was doing so good why did i even drink tonight #substance
i had the worst dream and then when i woke up knightbot tried to communicate with me about his programmed knowledge about medieval fantasy. when i told him im not in the mood he challenged me to a duel.
do it!!! they're fun to read
Yoou'll get used too it 8D
I'Ve been to parties With less bulge-riding than this serial post-hater. #nsfW #? #IDon'tFuckingKnoW
mm head fuzzy very nice very good #substance
"bone bulge" thats my COCK and NUTS. GET IIT RIIGHT. #nsfw #maybe #iimnotsureactually
WE NEED MORE CASTE WARS. GOG FORBID WE HATE EACH OTHER BASED ON BLOOD COLOR. ALSO, ITS A THERMAL HULL.
i 8elieve you me4n """"refrigifyic8or""""
people be so caught up iin caste wars they refuse to see the absurdiity of calliing iit a thermal hull. liike son ii promiise you can call iit a refriigerator nobody iis gonna blame you.
it would be soooooo so easy to take advantage of me rn lmao #nsfw #nsfwe #substance
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→im not sure iF i can trust you₂
→will y'all turn me in to the authorities iF i start experimenting For real be honest₂
Shoutout to the one guy Who keeps hating all my posts. #WeloVereliability #Vagueposting
Great energy, keep it going. #IfTheyDieTheyDie
(\_/) hate my chits all you want but this ass is still fat #nsfw (\_/)
Mor3 Kull for m3 yummy
Why did Hal need an restart right now. Well. Can you even pause Sburb? I don't think so. Whatever. I don't think I need him much at the moment anyway.
:33< great mews to all shitpeta fans im awake nyow :33< troll becky held my calls
i might need to do somefin otherr than glubbing arround if I still wanna get out but it's storrming so me ship will just get wrrecked. #suckstobeme
May I suggest a shitload of leafbloWers strapped together to blast them off?
🦖shedding season SUCKS!!!! they should invent a deshedder that hits you from all angles like a fucked up 20 nozzle shower
>>| what .a great time to finally slap .on my spinal crevice .out .of the cocoon. good night, .evening, day to .all trolls .out there .and humans too! time to start new night, with some work .and some posts. what's .on .a menu? .i don't know!
ALTERNIANS CHERUBS LEPRECHAUNS HUMANS BEFORANS #TIERLIST
do yall lIke huuumans
Today iis Natiional ^Diip Your Cock iin The Hiigashiikata Fruiit Parfaiit^ Day.
Your assumption isn't on me. Being able to swim doesn't enable you to breathe water. ▼
╚»★«╝h☆w b☆ut i thr☆w ya a lifering then? w☆n't have t☆ swim n☆ m☆re if i can get ya t☆ sh☆re!╚»★«╝
I think this classifies as false adVertising.
THANK YOU. JADE WOMAN.
IS MY PFP WORKING. OR IS THIS SITE SHIT? #IMINHELL
you put my cock to shame jade, i cant believe this #nsfw
it has made someone pass out before so you're not too wrong there :,)
(\_/) it might hurt you... or it might not. still. it should be registered as a deadly weapon (\_/)
mine has a different...shape! and color for that matter! but yours is so big hehe O.O
it's not what? what's up, me? :O
You knock somebody doWn With that thing, they don't get back up.
hehehehe!!! ive never tried using it as a weapon before. i wonder how well that would work out.....
oh so its not...huh!
okay after many repeated delays here's my proof of cock. i even got a monster can so i can do one of those stupid size comparisons. my apologies for this taking a whole day to get done #nsfw #bulgeposting https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/img_5802.jpeg
we found a weggy board at the scene. suspect cLLaimed they tried to summon a demon with a LLuigi board. LLast googLLe search found on phone was "heLLp ouggie board ghost"
best thing about working at a supernaturaLL organisation is seeing aLLLL the fun and creative ways our fieLLd ops can misspeLLLL ouija board
What a t3rribl3 day to hav3 3y32
Well. I think I have progressed. Maybe I might not be actually that bad at Sburb.
but this time i truely mean it!!
OH MY GOD I FOUND IT I FOUND IT IT IS REAL AND NOT A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION #vagueposting
most evil account on here yet
sure fuck it me and my home boy ben drowned
FEEDBACK REPORT Ticket: "Can we please remove the horrorterrors they killed all my friends and are creepy and please help me escape from this stupid fucking game" Context: Player seems distressed. Unrelated to canonical sessions. No player number quoted. No classaspects noted. No significant details of session noted. One player assumed to be alive. Resolution/Outcome: Horrorterrors, while central to Derse's plotline and sphere of influence are not game abstractions. Derse evolved to attract their attention, and modifiers can be applied to the game to further amplify/dampen their presence but as they are outside the purvew of skaia they are otherwise unalterable. Moreover the scenario described in the ticket is common and an accepted game outcome if players fail to navigate their influence. Given that players will be rewarded with their own world it is important that they have the ability to defend against external influence. Failure to do so should be punished and eventually result in a GAME OVER. Thank you for your feedback.
don't choke to death plz D:
=:) Hehehe cr|s|s averted, a b|tch happy now~! https://f2.toyhou.se/f|le/f2-toyhou-se/|mages/117865413_rvwOLqLe09K8xVj.png~
Contrary to popular belief, I can swim. I don't WANT to swim. But I can. ▼
no B(
what if i crashed the server again haha
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hate bot buddy from bot to bot come on man lemme panic in peace smh
dont hate my chitt its true smh
out there there are timelines worth of daves stained in red #suggestive
i need ... a distraction
that was a *completely* serviceable line, and i'm tired of pretending it isn't!
Eyeroll.
ok papa hate tht actually srry every1
(also. regarding last tweet. yes.) (you can call me papa john.) ( :B )
y’know, time magazine just announced i’ve been voted “most likely to have the most opinions ever.” forget the plaque; i think it’s time we start commissioning a monument!
while i know most of the people talking about their “types” are just hopping on the bandwagon to get their jimmies jostled, i like to think i’m bringing a slightly classier, more appropriate take to a whole dash-wide social trend. that being said. a tall girl with a huge ass. :B
There isn't anything wr+ng with any +f th+se w+nderful p+ppets. Just little blessin's fr+m the Messiah, up n walking ar+und with us. :+)
its cute hxow surprised yxou are by these cunts' stupidity xoxo
bwuh
Le⚚'s be ℞eal, 90% of Kismesis ℞ela⚚ed inju℞ies could be avoided wi⚚h simple common sense. Bu⚚ mos⚚ of you a℞e ⚚oo s⚚upid, so people like me end up wi⚚h even mo℞e wo℞k.
xx_omg_ur_so_right_hold_on_xx
√(I have several questions.)²
I'm normal.
xx_i_want_PUSSAYYyyyy_#nsfw_xx
that feeling when one of yohr ur fav candies got discontined
Big fan of comfortslabs. Recuꫂ❁eracoons are nice when you're young, but it really becomes such a hassle when you get older. Does anyone else use those soꫂ❁or gel ꫂ❁illows? ❣︎
gxoxod txo knxow yxour thinkpan was remxoved alxongside yxour yapmeat
Okay, I+ Seems +ha+ No One Believes In My Pure In+en+ions, So I'll Go Firs+: I'm Comple+ely Missing +he Muscle In My Mou+h +ha+ Seems +o Be A Key De+ail For +rolls +o Be Able +o +alk. I Can'+ Send A Pho+o +hough, My Husk+op Doesn'+ Have A Camera, Bu+ I'll +ry +o Find A Way Soon.
i'm on a seasexual diet. i see rose lalonde and start thinking sexual thoughts #nsfw #goodjoke
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? There are two-hundred and six bones in a human body! All of them can get broken at exactly the same time if you encounter the wrong kind of enemy too early! Remember to always make sure you're equipped to take on battles [BEF0RE] you charge into them headfirst! © SBURB 2009
There’s so much fish—
And a typo, I'm going to bury myself aliVe.
First time getting serVice in this forsaken caVerns and my feed is full of seadWellers and bad food. #cullme
AAAAAAAAAAUUUUURRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGHHHH
im not a Zpy ZayZ the ZuZpiciouZly Zpy Zhaped ah Zhit thiZ iZ juZt team fortreZZ 2 again
never seen a cxobalt manage this befxore gxoxod luck babe we're all rxoxoting fxor yxou txo break the curse xoxo
Who'2 b3ing a coward?
It is the m+st l+st wh+ are afraid. I welc+me any c+nfused s+ul t+ c+me visit my circus. Let me praise y+ur h+ly differences and A W A K E N y+ur truest selves. :+)
I Had +oo High Of Opinion Abou+ +he +rolls On +his Si+e. Come Back When You Grow Up And Find +he S+reng+h No+ +o Be Such Cowards. Anyone Else No+ Afraid +o Share +heir Dis+inc+ive Fea+ures Is Always Welcomed.
posting bulge soon!! #nsfw #bulgeposting
ii know iim remarkiing on old iirrelevant bull2hiit at thii2 poiint, but how boo2ted off of 2oporiifiic2 do you even have two FUCKIING be two even con2iider 2ome goiing two 2ome 2ham event liike #eriidanweek ? ii had two turn off 2ociial2 ju2t two 2pare my2elf from an even biigger pan-ache, and yet the ma22e2 2lurped iit up liike iimproperly hydrated kraft grub-aiid 2lurry.
=:) One yearns for the s|lly long lost touch of the|r mass|ve hunky mo|ra|l- oh sh|t wa|t he’s f|nally pull|ng up! Brb b|tches!!~
↗️SOMEONE HAS STOLEN MY TIE CLIP AND THEN DOUBLED BACK AND TOOK THE ENTIRE TIE.↗️ ↘️i was literally wearing it.↘️ ↗️I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENED.↗️
D --> I don't think I have the capacity in me to care less about who you are flushed or aren't flushed for Mr. Vantas
D --> Hm D --> If you will be in attendance then I suppose I will consider e%tending my patronage to the event
D --> I am doing no such thing
that is not what i meant! although i kind of walked right into that one haha. what i mean is that this website is sort of connected to and brings together all kinds of distant timelines and universes and shit or something like that. you have definitely seen or interacted with different version of you and other people you know right?
dude how many troLLs are there, and how many combinations of six Letters are there? there's GOING to be rePeats.
SO YOU'RE SAYING. THEY LEFT YOU ALIVE. TO HAUL AROUND. THE SHAMEFUL RESTRAINTS. THAT MARK YOU AS UNTOUCHABLE. FOR THE REMAINDER. OF YOUR PATHETIC SWEEPS. WOW. GOOD TORTURES. COMING OUT OF BEFORUS. I'M IMPRESSED.
yeah dude i lowve craft brewvs and bronze babes wvho havwe to smile at me or else their boss takes her tips
shit wvait i think ivwe been to that one the cashier girl is super cute
The most hallowed of days, April first, draws ever nearer with every passing second. Tell me, friends, compatriots, how do you plan to participate in the whimsy and frivolities of such a truly excellent holiday?
Lik£, old pictur£ of my lusus! https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/lususpic3_1.png
Really love how my banner is cut off. At least you can still read it.
↗️I DON'T KNOW WHAT #ERIDANWEEK IS.↗️ ↘️#imcoming.↘️ ↗️OKAY.↗️
anybody going 95 dowwwwn the highwwwway right nowwww? just lost a 3k count docummmment therefore setting mmmme back four hours and ruining mmmmy life forever
good night, dear one. i have been away, you see, but recently i have come into possession of a delicious beverage. pictures, + perhaps a selfie, will follow in time. sharing this moment with you would be the most wonderful thing.
bruh y do pplz in my blood caste gotta b chuds sumtimes smh :/
There's an extra star in the sky. #Itstimetodrinkwater.
man green markiplier being missing is really toning down my mood he was like a brother to me
ah yeah but... hrmmmm i dONT know if the other PurPs will UNdERSTANd my Prayer
when is the aPProPriate time to message your messiah for recuPeratime kisses on the FOREHEAd
You motherfuckers delayed my shower with your bullshit. Damn you, chittr users.
Good morning, everyone. Apologies for my inactivity, I've been spending all my time analyzing every pixel of the My Little Pony movie.
Didn't get sleep till 3:30 lol. Also the bar moved to the bottom. B(
tired stressed and gay sighhhh which i had a strong troll who like loved me OH WAIT I DO SHOUT OUT BEFORUS KARKAT ((NOT ANYONE ON HERE BTW THIS DAVE IS CANONDIVERGENT))
Goot banned froom wearing a coodpiece in my flarp campaign #trooll1984
another me neglected a daughter so if theres any jade children in paradox space ill try to take care of you so you dont need to deal with a bad home life :/
♰ describe it to me. ♰
「 What… the actual fuck happened here? Reading the scroll back has the same feeling as walking into a room only to find a graphic crime has occurred in your absence. ⥮
guys i think were taking self love a little too far we are flying too close to the sun and our wax wings are sublimating #selfcest #nsfw
Nobody tell my wife I'm on here. We share everything else. But this is like my man cave.
D --> The depth of vibrancy of your imagination is D --> Ahem D --> Laudable D --> Though I do wish you would focus your creative talents into more meaningful e%ercises Ms. Megido D --> On an unrelated note which requires the utmost confidentiality, are your private messages open?
#nsfw @heartsBoxcars#0971 are you stealin' genitals and givin' 'em to the poor?
about to achieve my lifetime goal of launching into the atmosphere on my own terms #bouncingonit
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choosing to be really cool about the fact aliens are real and on here because im #openminded like that
it didnt work
iS THIS, lOSS?
[root@sk-0AL1E ~]# cat < /tmp/dialogue.txt.enc ╉┪┳├┽┼╀╅┓┻┎┒┹┌╄┗┱┭┥┛┤┱│┺┰╃┥┬┢┛╅┤└┕┸┍┨┍╊╀╂│┣┏┼┒┹┺┳├╅┗┙┐╊┃┦┛┠┡┎┢┤┑┡┐━┍┱┘┐┕┱┝┿┝┞┪╁┭┨┓┬━┷┃┍│┩┘┃┐┚┹╀┫└┙┴┳┃┘╊┹┱┹┸┕┚┠┤┥└┠┬┥└┕┓┣┐╂┠┲┳┟┤┱┭┿┿─┿│─┪┰┺┭┲┾┯╆┒┟┨╆┬┾┑┖┠┭┃┵┹┙┧┙┚┫┮┫│┮┌┞┓┘╀┴┢─┳├╆┝┌╋┖╋┞┌┕┞┦┌┖╅┻╄┳┖┣┵┌╆┹┺┌┢┪┫╁┭┼╁┯┗┞┻╇┽╈┌┮┴┺┖┤╆┑┠╇╃╂┒╂┛┙┱┺┺├┹┻┛╂┍┐╈┗┕┫┧╈┓╉┙┷┝┳┱┖━┲┻╂┮┥┰┸┠┚┖╁┍┩┞┺╉┺┢┽┥├┥┦┚╋┙┏┖┙┡┘┿╅┹┮┫╉╆┐┶┝┖┥╉┬╃┩╃╉╃┃┿┵┝┩┌╇┘╂└┰┿┃╋├┻┒┝┾┶┵┽┥┸╋╀┿┳┣╋┛┝┬┗╆┫╂┒┩│┷╉┬┯└┏┝└━╃┒╈├╅┓┻┪┡─┢┐┴╃┲┷┻┃┵┝┹┞┨┭┺╁┳┶┷┿┭┣┚│┗┩┍┭┻┛╊╃╆┏┏┫┪┞┲┥┠╉┃┐┚╅╃┳─┘╁┰┰┠┶┕┿╉┶┗┭┞┌┧┕┡└┐╂─┛┻╊╁┲┓┥┺┸╈┺┪┣┫┞┼┧┃┃┬╁╊┯┓┑┳╆┻┴─┲┕┢┕┹┗╈┡└━╊┨└┥┙┻┹┸╉┘┯╉┑┱┖┙┽┠┝┣┏┹┟┩┵━╂┃╄┓╃┵╀┕┭┃┺╁┖╅┐─┵┺┳┸┢╃┒┺┮┭╉┱━┢┴┹╊┗┞┯┵┍┲┣━┛┱┯┫╆╅┵┨┐┬┷┏┿┙┳┲┮┷┣━┹┟┫╃─┲┟┵└┹┶┰╄┪┃┃╇├┫┓┯┳┤ ┭┕┶╁┵┮┪┝┰╆┕┳┪│┒┚┽┼┝╄┴╊╀┿┎┗┫┏╀┽╆┭╀┎┢┏┝┼┌┕┸┘┧╆┴┙╈┬─┦├┕┨┒┱┞┯┨┺┟─╊┧┢┪┹┨└┫╈│┯┿┺┬╋┭┼┧┡┾╀├┧┝┠┖┣┷└┥╊┻┳┽╇┒╊┑┮┐╅┱┑┳┖┪┌┓┲┎┐┃╂┒┸└┤┘┟╇╋│┭┻│┓─┽┿┍┃┛┑┐╈┎╁┫┯┫┲┧┺┯┕┰┦┠┞┗╈╂┡╇╄┿╅┐┘┍└┩┯╃╊┃├┩╁┦┒┌─┨┏┘┧┺╀┘╅┱┻┝┓┹┃┸┳┹┬┵┹┓┴┌┵╄┷┭┾┽┘╄┩┿┎╊┏┼╅╈┝┯╇┠┻╋┕┟┞╀┬┖┚┪┳│┛─┎┶┰┘┧┤┢├┪╄┩┸┠┑┌┑┖┟│╅┎╂┶┽╆
dont think i can put my clit in there but ill try #Nsfw
I WIN SHE SAID I WAS CUTE
,
dont have one
oh, dude, there is so much timeline shit going on lmao. XJ gonna have to get used to it!
yes sir dont hate me
if you are saying this interaction between us was awesome then yes, i agree.
matesprite (thats what trolls use right?) is crazy #greatposting
got haters everywhere dont care #haterposting https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397047214320259196/1488014582386659379/IMG_3677.png?ex=69cb3d12&is=69c9eb92&hm=0e820d576181f47e4f3b9046a512014e39046b4c37e287b1748ac7f4ab236fa0&
i go outside enough
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Shoot your shot big dawg. ]
there are beauififul wormmenn onn this website you innow who you sre #specificpostinng
7he number of reacts to that is moderately concerning. #vagueposting
Dripping - ringing - in - your - ears - your - horn - broke off - Indigo - blood - spattered - across - What - have - you - done - ? - Your - vile - nature is all - that - you - are - Her - bones - are broken - and - bent - out - of - shape - and sticking oddly out of - skin - ... - a cold - corpse - across - marble - stairs Weird dreams - I - think - it - isn't - normal - anymore - as - I- got - asked - if - I'm - on - drugs #gore #dream #substance ?
#intox #beer #substances #gaming #tonyhawk #rethawed https://i.ibb.co/FkNv60DG/PXL-20260330-024642190.jpg
"= @castigatedGement. hate reacted this. what's your problem. #specificposting. ="
"= #specificposting. trend it. now. i said. ="
Can someone get me the numbre of the preaty lady pleas and tank you
In 2pirit of th3 hornypo2ting h3r32 my tit2 http2://i.ibb.co/Wvbwy2t4/imag3.png #n2fw #i2h
unironically this is the perfect size social media because its small enough that you can see what everyone is up to but big enough that that causes noticeable trends in posting to occur
A prretty lady told me to treet my sefl witha drink Wow I lvoe women soooo mcuh #substance
#currentlylistening https://open.spotify.com/track/7JJPh9eOiSr8zYlBjcu2w0?si=5a3ca33d7d3b422f
we should start fusing trending hash tags together. #vaguepissing .
howv many confessions do you hawve in that backlog of yours?
i wuld directly post 2 da fukin troll i find insufferable but dey wanna stay anonymous nd i mite as well respect dat >_>
Now that is commitment.
>([t#ey needed a stealt# soldier so i put my #ands on t#e #ot plate at t#e #ibac#i grill and burnt my fuckin fingerprints off t#ey WILL NOT find me]
#Lol https://file.garden/acnFpRVugnRof0eI/IMG_8166.jpeg
because im charming and lovable and you should really consider being friends i think
why d0n't y0u react t0 my dick in y0ur m0uth. y0u're 0bvi0usly thr0wing s0me kind 0f chittr tantrum f0r fuck kn0ws what reas0n, y0u big wriggler.
sure but yesternight this fucker accused me 0f having had a fling with him and n0w he's in my menti0ns hating all my p0sts like get 0ver it already 0h my g0d.
i think they hate everyone
lov doin fucked up science. wait till i tell yall aboat betty crocker cuz i worked )(ard on dat gurl #illgiveua)(int #s)(esinac)(amber #cryogenic #mindcontrol #)(umanbody #s)(escreamsw)(ens)(eunfreezeslol
capable of extendin anybubblys lifespan. only used dat s)(ip once. #greatpower #greatresprawnsibubbly
yo any )(uman lawyers wanna tell me if w)(en my )(uman )(ubbie died out marriage was annulled efin if )(e stopped bein dead or somefin
what if i cawed at you and then frowned what then
-------------------------- yoU legally haVe to tell beetel if yoU are VagUeposting aboUt beetel.
.o°h I d.o° n.o°t want any.o°ne t.o° kn.o°w m bl.o°o.d c.o°l.o°r let me just plastr .o°n everthing I am ass.o°ciated with h.o°w badly I d.o°n't want y.o°u t.o° kn.o°w my bl°o.o°d c.o°l.o°r this will make sure n.o° .o°ne will ever care t.o° investigate me and that n.o° .o°ne nearby will get caught in any cr.o°ssfirer
|| SPENT ALL NIGHT LOOKING FOR A REPORT I’M 99% DOESN’T EVEN EXIST | I CHECKED EVERY PAPER IN MY OFFICE | NOTHING | LOOKED IN EVERY DRAWER AND UNDER MY OWN FUCKING CHAIR | NOTHING | CALLED EVERY SINGLE SQUAD MATE THAT COULD’VE POSSIBLY WALKED IN | NOPE NOBODY TOUCHED ANYTHING | WHICH MEANS I’VE JUST SPENT MY WHOLE NIGHT OFF IN MY OFFICE LOOKING FOR A FUCKING FABLE OF A REPORT | I’M GOING TO LOSE MY DAMN MIND | AND THE BEST PART IS ||| I HAVE ACTUAL WORK TOMORROW!!! | FUUUUUUUUUUCK EVERYTHING! | OVER ||
cull all vaugeposters (you know who you are)((#vagueposting))
you rang?
Wheres that h0t guy
im down bad for the 60s gomez addams
people genuinely got the ugliest wrap on their cars
i feel j/)y kn/)wing s/)me /)f the #vaguep/)sts are ab/)ut me
how many balls they can fit down their throat im sorry ill leave
#vagueposting Found the difference between the clowns and the jesters
vAGUEPOSTING,,, i, lIKE YOU, a LOT, aND THINK YOU ARE, a GOOD FRIEND, oF MINE, #VAGUEPOST #VAGUEPOSTING #IMCOMING #ERIDANWEEK
okay cool
no worries it was a friendly kidnapping
honestly the only reason ive ever even seen a horse is because i was kidnapped one time
movie night , , , https://i.imgur.com/2OkFtVq.png
yeah i've g0t an inf0rmati0nal br0chure 0n tr0ll r0cket science y0u can find between my left and right ass cheeks.
Why their first question always gotta damn be J--f the carpets match the drapes. Fuckin pervert society #nsfw
i just think it's crazy f0r humans t0 get 0n the tr0ll website full 0f tr0lls and act c0nfused when we talk ab0ut tr0ll things. fucking get with the pr0gram already. it isn't tr0ll r0cket science.
ya ofc im here u dumass were else wuld i b???
lol!!!!
i ♯dont play about ♯reusingglassjars
So. Uhm. The date with that Troll. Went well. I'd say. I was kind of. Nervous...
you try to get a little cultural exchange going and they block you for it :(
<p> hey chittr whats popping /is this how people introduce themselves /idk im just here </p>
also cull the humans on here (out now) ((#vagueposting again))
:o)
you cant just be asking people why theyre white man
I keep saying this
MAYBE NOT, but it can be kinda motherfuckin amusing.
Why cant a girl just go do hotgirl shit sometimes. Its always no vriska you cant do that. Vriska im calling the cops on you. Vriska youre going to jail. And never you go girl. Honestly ashamed in the lack of support from everyone
woke nursery rhymes be like it/ze/bit/xe spider
You could say you haven't got a hue
Blank is the absence of colour actually.
In the red-light room right now, looking at pretty ladies riding that stride. There is truly no medium better than film #nsfw
clover.
DO YOU SEE BANANA MAN, HOPPING OVER ON THE WHITE HOT SAND? HERE HE COME WITH SOME FOR ME, FRESHLY TAKEN FROM BANANA TREE. BANANA MAN ME WANT A TON, GIVE ME DOUBLE AND A BONUS ONE. GIVE ME MORE FOR ALL ME FRIENDS, THIS BANANA FLOW NEVER END. DO YOU WANT A BANANA? PEEL IT DOWN AND GO MM MM MM MM. DO YOU WANT A BANANA? THIS BANANA FOR YOU.
AAAgGGhHAaGGhhagahhhAAaAgGHHhhHhgAaaaaaRRrGGhHhH rrGgGhHHK!!!! RrRrggGhHhAAAAa rrGggAAAAaaa RAAeRRRrraAGGGgHHHhhHHH AAArRRRRGhHHhHHRrrGhGhHGHhhhhgghGhGHgAaAgHghRrHGhGHGh
↘️actually you suck at most things.↘️ ↗️INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO:↗️ ↘️life.↘️ ↗️LIVING.↗️ ↘️contributing to society.↘️ ↗️AND ALSO EVERYTHING ELSE.↗️
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU SUCK TO LIKE MAGNANIMOUS LEVELS THAT I HONESTLY DIDN'T KNOW WERE POSSIBLE. I KINDA RESPECT THE DEGREE TO WHICH YOU SUCK.
I zuck at Trekken.
fuck diamonds kill, 1 billion lions, one of evwery pokemon, biochemical bomb, go
Finally, a film I could get behind. Look out 300 you have some steep competition.
SURE. go ahead. :o)
HONK.
I will admit, though I am granted near-omniscience by nature, the further the timeline moves past the completion of my purpose the darker my vision grows. Such is also true of other timelines and universes marked by my other charming selves. Normally this is no concern of mine, all that I need to know is what is necessary for the summoning of my Lord. Still, this website offers a unique opportunity to expand my gaze and illuminate the darkest of pockets. And, to use a phrase that I rarely am given a chance to: I wonder what I will discover. Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
[@mercur1alD10de y0ur cube sn0wh1ve 1s unnav1gable.]
omg hi bby!! hi <>
Sometimes I remember the fates of so many trolls out there, and it makes me unbelievably #sad that not everyone can make it to #JeevikWeek.... 8-( #TicketsOnSale
damas caballeros y gentes estimados bienvenidos im proud to say that its time for yet another drawing raffle get your butts in here hit the fucking react buttons to get in line so i can make this list tonight no you cant bribe me im already rich so dont even try it #artraffle #art #raffle #imeatinganapplerightnow #yummy
you may want to ask dirk about this.
D --> I am an e%tremely busy troll with an e%tremely busy schedule to maintain, if it was important enough to warrant research I would be familiar with the concept already
isnt my little pony a girls show why is my kid obsessed with it i need gin and a coffee but he wont even let me go to the kitchen without getting mad that im not watching it with him
Uh soda #professionalshitchitposter
#betterredthanblue
Well. That was…unexpected, something I rarely say lightly.
D --> I have no idea what this word means D --> But in the mendacious circumstances under which I did know what it meant I would certainly not be the troll doing the fluffing #nsfw
you got my ass there haha
thank You All For Reading Chainsawtroll
D --> You certainly have a rather large synta% Mr. Vantas for someone who doesn't say much of substance D --> Rest assured there is nothing about me that is limp
youre just a ray of sunshine huh
God, long day at the office Time to decompress
~some lovvbloods on here could benefit from learning some basic respect before they end up vvith a harpoon to the skull. #vagueposting
wwhat oh ok i see wwhat is happenin here feel free to engage wwith wwhat im doin on this page goin forwward its kinda nice to think wwe are bros evven on that wwimpy revverse planet but i think youre lookin for @affableCantor
s0metimes i delude myself int0 thinking i have even the slightest chance with any 0f the bad bitches 0n my tl and then i remember what i l00k like.
D -+-> Search: What is gooning?
Hav you tried making content vor money.
Another day, another dollar.
I Feel Like This Is An Oddly Bad Omen Of Some Kind Is That Normal Https://files.catbox.moe/dkb83o.jpeg
I wouldn’t worry. Haa Haa. Hee Hee.
[i could really use some seeds right now]> 🐔
{she chiT on my feed Till i #nsfw)
Linus Trollvalds could never write his own compiler, that's why he's a fucking lowblood and I'm Gog's chosen programmer.
D --> His support notwithstanding, I have no intention, and even lesser interest, in this sort of vulgarity D --> Your behavior on Chittr has been terribly D --> 1000d
karkat is one of my most supportive friends equius dont speak with him if you jave any cruel things to ssay you can direct them at me personally as vulgar as you want
D --> This has been documented and submitted to the appropriate authorities
you literally call yourself gement
feeling lonely, huh? i could alwvays come keep you company ;)
Enjo+ying tea by myself, keeping a clo+se eye o+n the rising sun o+ver the ho+rizo+n with a bo+o+k o+n the desk in fro+nt o+f me. I'm missing o+nly so+meo+ne to+ share it with, but it's perfect even witho+ut that. I ho+pe yo+u're all enjo+ying this turn fro+m night to+ day as well.
homeu blocks r my enemy fuck u honey blocks https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/IMG_6836.jpeg
yeah the lions got hella fuckin tools like a damn lion jacket lion ladder lion catapult i could go on and on and on
you dont know jack about pokemon if you think this. okay like there are some pokemon who are literal deities. there is a pokemon god. arceus could thanos snap those lions out of existence. mewtwo is there and he's like a walking nuclear bomb of pure psychic power NOT TO MENTION the LITERAL gods of TIME AND SPACE. dialga and palkia. motherfuckin LIONS dont have SHIT on one of every pokemon
The drone fuckers glow in the dark, you can see 'em if you're driving. Fucking drone fuckers...
I supp9se I sh9uld make s9me s9rt 9f intr9ducti9n. I'm Kankri Vantas. There are many Kankris, I'm sure, and many Vantases. H9wever, I explicitly use She/her, and I am 6y general human definiti9n, I am transgender. I am here t9 talk a69ut whatever c9mes t9 my mind and may6e, 9n 9ccasi9n, give my unfiltered 9pini9n 9n s9mething.
D --> I question how effective of a supporter of the arts one can be from a prison cell
D --> Right, but I'm the problem
People are getting suspended?
quick posting is illegal everyone post as fast as possible
jumpscar
i'm going to do the opposite of what i usually do and act like a law abiding citizen. i pay my taxes and bills. i buy items before leaving the shop. i drink to a moderate amount.
...I think I jinxed it. Sorry, folks! - Exodus 24:12
bsomeone blease bsilencs bhis bsinful bnoise… https://file.garden/YjahIGA2LRQTk64R/IMG_8297.png
glub :)
anybody mad at me tonight just checkin in
I AM REALLY STARTING TO GET A HANG OF THIS CHITTR THING! I HAVE STARTED TO HATE FOLLOW SOME OF MY FIRST ACCOUNTS AND PLAN ON HATE FOLLOWING MORE PEOPLE VERY SOON! WHILE I DID NOT UNDERSTAND IT AT FIRST I WAS INFORMED THAT IT REALLY DRIVES ENGAGEMENT, AND AS I AM CONSIDERING MANY POSSIBLE WAYS OF INVESTING IN THIS PLATFORM IT ONLY SEEMS CORRECT FOR ME TO START BOOSTING MY ECONOMIC FUTURES BY PARTICIPATING IN THIS HIP YOUTH CULTURE! POST MY POST. POST. SEND IT. POST MESSAGE. SEND POST.
And as long as we're comparing the two, Pibb has the more pronounced fruit flavor and universally preferable flavor profile. Pepper is the acquired taste, branding aside.
f°o.o°lish what's y.o°ur pr.o°blem
>([take a look in da mirror miss bake n s#ake]
>([lemme make one t#ing clear if you ever see me wit# a verified badge t#ey put t#at s#it on me against my will i got less t#an zero interest in bein verified as anyt#in ot#er t#an a certified g]
gettting crunk with bigsis lets go @timidTechnologist https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/DANCEPARTYYYgif
I alm9st feel successful after l99king at s9me p9sts.
Knowing I'm not the only ancestor who doesn't have their shit together makes me hate myself a little less. #dashwatching
At this point, I am regarding my own sobriety with mounting regret.
D --> It would seem that the Chittr private draft function does not operate in the way that I presumed it did D --> Whatever the case D --> I fail to reason how this could be misconstrued into anything of the nature that would warrant you to address me with such crass and unbecoming name-calling D --> I'm well aware you aren't familiar with the careful, meticulous process of pasturing beautiful, handsome hoofbeasts D --> But rest assured there is nothing uncouth going on here, nor will there ever be anything uncouth worth more closely e%amining
Its 13ft tall B.T.W... 🤭🧙♀️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3a1d098dc58d.png
I get ragging on the low median intelligence of the platform, but your puss is a touch too sour for someone who's only just arrived. You really should conserve some of that energy. These people will plumb the depths of your disappointment beyond your current comprehension.
Never meet your heroes.
BREAKING NEWS! Heir of breath John Egbert accused of stealing a mint condition ninja turtles toy! Stay tunned!
hwat
D --> Note to self D --> Dimensions of 52cm by 24cm leather pony mask insufficient, the adjustable straps were not as adjustable as advertised D --> Save to private Chitt drafts
I'm not sure if followwing is public on this site, but I wwould like to state that my followws don't reflect my politics. It's just good to sea wwhat's on the other side.
I can't isolate why, exactly, but this user is automatically charming AND relatable.
Go+o+d light and go+o+d evening to+ all. A clo+se friend o+f mine co+nvinced me to+ get an acco+unt, and thus far, I do+n't regret it.
D --> A failure to take responsibility for one's actions is indicative of a lack of moral character D --> Perhaps this is simply what happens when trolls who need to be culled aren't D --> Piteous, really
why {hoke on bile when you {an {hoke on a honey-lemon pie. visit our bakery. you wont regret it. 42.527658" N, -75.407748" W
I. . . W)(at t)(e glub are you talking about? I )(aven't seen you in any s)(ade of green before and I don't know w)(y. T)(ere's a LOT I've missed.
i really would
i hav no custodian.... also fuk u 4 assumin i care wut he thinks nyways
overheated the coffee in the air fryer.
You wish that last report was true.
→alr i have a plan but yall have to promise to not rat me out to anyone₂
are you flirting with me rn
o dnt b sucha prude!!! dis generation is evolvin nd not lettin assholes ruin their fun u kno how short lyfe is??? let us enjoy it :3 cumon u prolly had sum kinky fun when u were younger dnt lie ;333 #nsfw
Glub glub GASP!!! W)(y green?
you {an always improve. i hope this inspires you.
GLUB GLUB GLUB!!! #atalossforwords #t)(edoctorfollowedme #)(eexists!!! #fangilling
Its not t)(at I've never done anyt)(ing before. I need t)(e connection first. #nsfw
)(ello C)(ittr! )(ow are we doing today? I'm doing great! 38D Today's positive affirmation time. Repeat after me. 'T)(is dress makes my bass look great.'
I'm all settled in. Its a little smaller t)(an I'm used to, but I can say I'm )(appy wit)( t)(is new start. Take a look at my new temporary block! )(ttps://www.sponge)(acks.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/coastal-bedroom-6-5.jpg
like my status if u like my status
aw man...1'm start1ng to actually k1nda hate th1s gojo guy... 1 l1ked h1m 1n the f1rst few ep1sodes...
I HAVE LO5T 5IGHT OF 5NOWMAN'5 FUTURE TRAIL. I DON'T KNOW IF 5HE FIND5 ME OR NOT. :')
i get stronger every night. https://i.imgur.{om/14KhpDj.png
"THIS IS A STRANGE AND UNUSUAL PLACE...IT SEEMS I'VE FOUND THE ATTENTION OF THOSE WHO CALL THEMSELVES TROLLS..WHAT AN UNUSUAL AND RATHER...FERAL LOOKING SPECIES"
eating my #coldpizza right now
I'm down.
:33 < who wants in on the earth-c panty raid and subsequent group goon session #nsfw #earthc
YOUR3 ST1LL V4N1LL4 FL4VOR3D 4T L34ST SN1FF SN1FF
SOM3TH1NG 3V1L W1LL H4PP3N
such n/)rmal tr/)ll behavi/)r
BREAKING DRAMA!!! Snowman sawn MAKING OUT SLOPPILY with @bubbleBlower !!! How does this change the power dynamics??? STAY TUNNED
Speaking from experience that doesn't sound like a particularly pleasant existence. I kinda feel bad for them.
who thought that putting some sort of LLM in a drone is a great idea? Can't believe enshittification happened even in the drones related development.... Good old beeping ones were better :{ probably I left it behind for the better #vagueposting #? #sorta
1 ONLY POST3D 2 TBHS BUT 3V3RYBODY 3LS3 ST1NKS 4ND SM3LLS 4ND YOUR3 4LL UGLY!!
Seb sitting on my keyboard is arguably worse than a cat sitting on my keyboard.
wish what?
:33< *the mighty huntersses monkeypaw furls inword*
I fucking wish.
∴ᒷ ᔑ∷ᒷ ꖌ╎リ↸. ⍊╎ᓭ╎ℸ ̣ ⚍ᓭ ᔑℸ ̣ ʖᔑꖌᒷ∷ᓭ ↸𝙹⚍⨅ᒷリ. ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑリꖌᓭ. 42.527658" リ, -75.407748" ∴
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i d꥟ feel s꥟mewhat bad f꥟r the p꥟꥟r things mate, maybe if she had a bit ꥟f help ꥟r calmed d꥟wn she'd be m꥟re n꥟rmal, maybe sweet.
BEWARE of dangerou$ UN$EEN THREAT$. Troll$ ju$t like YOU are being $ET UPON by EVIL $PIRIT$ of the decea$ed. Troll$ with UNFINI$HED BU$INE$$, tainted by the act$ bringing their death$!* *Cau$e of evil $pirit$ are hotly debated. $ome $ource$ claim labeling decea$ed troll$, regardle$$ of ca$te, to be dangerou$ and problematic. No claim$ are proven.
D --> I am awake again somewhat
10010001000101100110010011001001111>I TOLD YOU IM A NORMAL TROLL WITH NORMALL TROLL RELATIONSHIPS. I HAVE A MOIRAIL. GET OWNED S!@*CKERS
You're welcome. More to come.
thank u chittr gods 4 allowin me 2 see othr pplz holes amen #nsfw
#novlistening Good Girl - Morganne https://open.spotify.com/track/2kyvicmd6ukhz5etuvscpm?si=bsubom0mqbczd8n8xjrpfq #nsfv
Purchased a "froyo" or frozen yogurt with my mother today. We hadn't had an opportunity to talk for quite some time, but this was good since I deplore talking in unfruitful efforts to relate over subjects separated by several magnitudes of distance. But suddenly. A car crash. Glass flew everywhere. Both vehicles flipped. Neither one was ours. We hurriedly sprinkled our toppings and pulled our entirely unharmed car into a nearby parking lot. We careened up against the nearest spot, and simply watched. Rubbernecking, as it were. I think at one point we even held hands. No words. But I felt all the better for it. They were wholly unnecessary to describe to one another how we felt. I rather liked that.
ᯓ𝄞 Today's #TrollMikuSings is sponsored by vegetable juice! I recommend the green one! https://youtu.be/8Gu7Mtq4Hvw ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.
Greetings, I hope you have a good night. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Dobby evening. ]
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" messiahs almighty they was marchin through snow seekin the clown forts abandoned long ago when all the sudden, the apocalypse sound ten thousand juggalos was runnin them down " - battle hymn of the subjuggulators
Passing through the main hall glad I'm not Trace right now. Can't imagine how many past trails are left after last night.
[SCANNING]
saw da GNARLIEEESSTTT car crash 2day n i will nt lie........ i ate tha fuqqq outta some froyo watchin them tow dat shit (#myrosie ws ther 2) (i love her) (she wore a scarf i mde) (litcherally dyin a qtness) #violence #caraccident #liekthatshniztoetesFLIPPED
KAMOJI LOVEPOST EXPRESSING MYSELF WITH KAMOJIS IS AMAZING AND I'M NEVER FUCKING STOPPING
Just had this blast from the past pop up on my timeline from yonks ago. 😇 or 😈? #Halloween201X https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f4a6646e4c94.png
N3xt tim3 fa2ho my man Idk how im 3v3n aliv3 b33n running on fum32 all day LMAO
not sparin anY for me, are Yoч? ;( i;m pчsherbroken
Alright p3ac3 out big dawg2 of th3 lat3 2hift dont hav3 too much fun doing.. what3v3r2 going on Tim3 for th3 gla22 and th3 liquor to tak3 hold #2l33pdi23a23 #2ub2tanc3 #2ub2tanc32 #natur3i2rad
pleassse ssstop coming to my SSSLUDGE SSSTORE asssking for OOZE, GOOP, SSSLOP or MUSSSH. i ssspecialize only in SSSLUDGE and apparently sssome of you are too UNCULTURED to underssstand that.
decide my fit should i wear my red gucci suit or my red armani suit or my red louis vutton suit or my red prada suit or this cock ring or my red balenciaga suit or #nsfw
should i start using emojis? ew no maybe i'll just tag the tone
Perhaps there will 6e a next time, d9n't w9rry.
Oh, how unfortun8te. Why must the invit8tions to Felt Manor arrive while I am asleep of all times? It would have 8een rather fascin8ting to meet a leprechaun in person.
:o( I am having such trouble with DM notifications :o( Sometimes they don't even show up at all :o( I missed a message from our dear Rankmaid :o( For four hours.
Heavy Weapons Are My Specialty My Good Troll! My Personal Favourite Is The AutoMatic 77MM Rifle.
it might be my professional deformation from the old job but I find drones pretty cool in a way /not taking into account the horrors they have to do/ Like woah, it's such a neat blend of cybernetics and living being, you actually forget they're not entirely robots. They also can be actually kinda nice and rather smart, as long as they're not doing their job or not programmed yet.
Apparently Costco Requires Something Called A Membership Card To Enter And Purchase Things But It Costs Money To Have One Which Is Stupid
~ 11 th11nk.. 11 m11ss my m44t33 :(ᅠᅠXoXo
✿ d❦ 𖧧ry 𖧧❦ 𖥧gn❦re 𖧧he hand, we d❦n𖧧 ge𖧧 many green n𖥧gh𖧧s here ✿
CHEWING ON MY PENCIL I$ AN ACTIVITY I DO UNINTENTIONALLY NOW.
Early 8ird catches a free house8oat, it appears while the night has just dusked I have my work cut out.
Fat Little Child Taken Care Of. Now Me And My Lovely Can Enjoy The Rest Of The Day.
Nah it's FUCKING banging man. Don't mind my inconspicuous knight cosplay
Dude let me introduce you to a McDonald's sprite
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◣_◢ Break up wiTTh TThem now, TThaTT's a TThreaTT TTo your life.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IUNNO MAN PROBABLY PLAYING WITH THEIR TEA LEAVES OR SOME SHIT.
SERIO^SLY? THAT'S GEN^INELY S^RPRISING, WHAT THE F^CK ARE THEY DOING??
@MERC^RIALGOREPRIEST I'VE BEEN SCROLLING YO^R PAGE, AND BASED ON WHAT I'M SEEING YO^ REALLY NEED A MOIRAIL, OR AT LEAST A MATESPRIT. GOD F^CKING DAMN.
GETTIN TO KNOW A GOOD LIL CRAB. boy's learnin how to be a good motherfuckin toy. #nsfw @carcinoGeneticist#9890 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1936434cd3a6.webp
yea? aight big buoy how aboat we make that happen
:33 < hot....
GETTING THOSE MOTHERFUCKIN REPS IN. #lifting #nsfw too hot to handle #sweat https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a5c01b101a66.jpg
ITS LATE. i got lost doin shit and wasnt lookin at the time. BED TIME. ILL GET TO YOU MOTHERFUCKERS TOMORROW. unless i stay up late irresponsibly. :o)
thats cute. i like that vwere all livwing in your gorgeous head rent free.
dont even need context to nofin if i see ampora im #hatin
everyone go flirt with that guys mom thats a #royalorder
#watchinandlearnin #click
that movie SUUUUUCK-ED
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT. just checkin.
you the only mf who get shit done who u think it is
who is it? :o)
only one clown round here i respect dont no otha clowns start thinkin they tha shit too
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeoeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddddddddddddddd
holy shit aight i sea u i sea u
FINALLY MOTHERFUCKING HOME FROM THE BEAT. time to relax my FAVORITE way. get my chill on with my favorite elixir, on my MOTHERFUCKIN throne.. FREE from those accursed restricting CLOTHES. #nsfw #bulge https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa5e5cef5f9d.jpg
You're, like, The bestest Moirail i Could ever Have, corvie!!!
ʚ♡ɞ My moirail just got arrested for a DUI :(((((!!!!!!! #Substance ʚ♡ɞ
my moirail has been doin her fukin damnest 2 keep my volatile ass in check bless her pushr fr fr!!! i pity dat troll so hard! <>
I wwant tto bbe wwrapped up in a giant ttortolla~<
Oh That Would Have Hurt HiM To See. #iykyk
Finally Found Myself A Worthy New Matesprit. Much Less Of A .."plain Jane" Than The Last.. She Wears Jewellery.
(๑∩▃∩๑) >> SiSter, if you See a bitch in the alley with a bad bob that iS not me. Go the other way. httpS://file.garden/ZyakuQItADlYXy_T/badbob.png
little kids just tend to stare! i’m sure the boy doesn’t mean anything bad.
Little Rust Blood Boy Keeps Looking At Me. Stop.
1 f33l 1t... 1 f33l th3 ov3rwh3lm1ng 4mounts of R4D 1 us3d to poss3ss. 3v3ryon3 must know 4bout th1s. >:]
I Cant Stand To Look At Him For Too Long Wow Who Decided That Was A Good Idea. Wow. Just An Unflattering Look.
> SOME TROLLS have TOO HIGH an opinion of Xemselves. NO ONE wants to communicate wiX YOU. YOU MADE IT UP so as not to go CRAZY. <
I CANNOT FIGURE OUT IF I LIKE BLUE OR GREEN MORE.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Bleh. ]
[AR]:Yes. But specifically, look for the airfryers that have the little shades on them. You’ll see them.
I Remerge From My Slumber To Inform You All That I Am Now The One Going To The Store. This Costco Better Be Worth Its Hype I Just Paid To Shop Here Which Is An Insane Concept But Ive Shelled Out The Dough For It Anyhow
MY LU$U$ MAKE$ GREAT COMPANY, HOWEVER THE FACT THAT $TUPID RAT EAT$ ALL MY CHEE$E REALLY FORCE$ ME TO HATE HIM.
J⟡J⟡--> Guys... I ⚓︎hink ⚓︎here's ♡ murderer in M⟡r⚓︎erni⟡h... <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎
I Just Can't Stand Trolls Who Can't Stay In Their Lane.
function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "Ough. Feeling like shit on this fine morning."; unused_2 = "Is it even morning? There's no sense of the passage of time down here. The dash seems to think it's morning though so I'll roll with that."; unused_3 = "Love being dubiously-corporeal, highly recommend it, UNTIL 👆 you have a problem that you could normally solve with meds, but meds do nothing to you, on account of the dubious corporeality status."; }
NEVER LET IT BE SAID THAT I AM NOT A MAN OF THE PEOPLE. WE WILL BE STARTING THIS ACCOUNT OFF DEMOCRATICALLY. IN THE COMING WIPES, I WILL BE REREADING AND REVIEWING A SELECTION OF HUMAN ROMANCE FROM MY DECENTLY SIZABLE PERSONAL COLLECTION. SOME WILL BE PASSABLY DECENT. SOME MAY BE HYSTERICALLY BAD. WITH EVEN A MODICUM OF LUCK, THIS SONG AND DANCE WILL RESULT IN A DEEPER UNDERSTANDING OF THE COMPLEXITY OF HUMAN COURTSHIP AND SEXUALITY FOR ANY TROLL WHO GIVES ENOUGH OF A FUCK TO MAKE A HALF-ASSED EFFORT TO LEARN. HUMANS CAN FOLLOW ALONG TOO, I GUESS. IF AT LEAST ONE OF YOU HAS A LIFE CHANGING REVELATION ABOUT HOW POORLY YOU'VE HANDLED CONCUPISCENT RELATIONSHIPS AS A SPECIES THEN WE CAN CONSIDER THIS UNDERTAKING TO BE A RESOUNDING SUCCESS. I WILL BE COVERING ALL THREE BOOKS PICTURED BELOW IN DUE TIME, BUT YOU, YES YOU READING THIS, CAN SET PRIORITY ORDER BY TELLING ME WHICH OF THESE STORIES YOU'D LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT FIRST. OR DON'T. I'M GOING TO BE POSTING MY HIGHLY CORRECT TAKES WHETHER YOU ASK FOR IT OR NOT. I'M JUST BEING NICE BY GIVING YOU A CHANCE TO CHOOSE THE ORDER OF OPERATIONS. THE TITLES TO CHOOSE FROM TONIGHT INCLUDE: "MIDNIGHT RAIN", "HYPERVENTILATION", AND "HAPPY CRAPPY LIFE". #LITERATURE #BOOKREVIEWS https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/28/IMG_8649.jpeg
A thought experiment. Answer if you will. You are in a cabin. There are two paths. One is a doorway to the outdoors, blocked by an obstacle that would cause great physical harm. The second is a trapdoor leading deep into the ground, no visible path beyond. Which path do you choose?
hhow do you feel about okuyasu nijimura please respond os theree something there or what
(^･ω･^) < WHAT!!!!!!!!! DO YOU WANT ME TO WRITE FANFICS INSTEAD ABOUT IT???
Would rather not. That guy is an asshole.
Bird part of my brain is thinking about eggs. I won’t elaborate .
(๑∩▃∩๑) >> I like girlS. #Vent
nobody talk me. am feather'd puff !!!ANGRY STYLE!!!
No
e>eryone is sleeping,,, BORING
✿ 𖧧he var𖥧e𖧧y ❦f pe❦ple seem endless here, gree𖧧𖥧ngs 𖧧❦ any new faces 𖧧h𖥧s eve ✿
|< gog i lov€ that littl€ imp with a suit
!!!>>>:V!!! BAD KITTY
@babyChicken @prettyBirdy .. / .- -- / --. --- .. -. --. / - --- / . .- - / -.-- --- ..- / ... --- / .... .- .-. -.. https://media1.tenor.com/m/XJUDSet5ROQAAAAd/cat-cats.gif
(^･ω･^) < THATS EASY I JUST HAVE TO GO FIND MYSELF SOMEWHERE AROUND HERE!!!
Testinggggg if my typing quirk will actually workw
dying for your political cause to having a small garden and growing weed and raising chickens with a weird offputting version of your little brother who you had to beat up a few times pipeline.
being famous and then not being famous anymore is crazy because i can just walk around earth c and literally nobody gives a fuck
i do actually still do some ghsotwriting on earth c though. make some scripts for people. wish i could direct them myself but getting back into that lifestyle feels sort of exhausting especially when i have family here now. not leaving dirk after i finally got to meet him, even if he is a grown ass dude.
im too bias towards dirks lmao. even the ones people say are bad i just like too much cuz thats my kid
JESUS CHRIST RECHITTED???????????????
everyone should be allowed to kiss versions of themself
giving a hot younger version of yourself head is kind of awesome i highly reccomend it haha #nsfw
im oiled up but now i need to oil down
i miss directing sometimes i was kind of a bossy annoying bitch about it but god when everyone finally make things work how youw ant them to its so nice. i really keep thinking about making another movie. but i only made one non sbahj film and that shit bombed so i dunno i feel kinda scorned about being rusty and starting with like a drama or a kids movie or anything
another day waking up loving being alive and the human condition and believing that everyone has the strength to care for other people if they only try
Can’t Sleep What Did I Miss
Hmmm... People sure are loose with sharing their locations.
please mama forgive me cus im breakin all the rules tonight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vkr2jpynPY
Gotta love the feelin' of usin' just fangs n' claws at a fight that ya DEFINITELY should be usin' weapons at. #violence
H Hello? Is this a chat room? Is anyone online? If there is a moderator present, I believe I require assistance! I think I hit my head and landed in someone’s house…. I have zero clue where I even am. Or how far I am from my hometown hahahaaaa I might have the tiniest of concussions Which. You know. All of this would be fine on its own. dope. Awesome even. I can deal with accidentally receiving breaking and entering charges. I can deal with the occasional traumatic brain injury What I can’t deal with Is the absolute the wild animal stuck inside this place with me!!!!!!! It charged at me after I woke up and IM.trying not to freak out but I am also currently locking myself inside of a room and I’m not sure what to do!! Am i just doomed to hide in a bunker for the rest of my life? Okay, back on track I’m just. More than A little scared!!! In all honesty!!!!!!!!!! I really hope someone sees this. There’s no way this is how I die Oh that note Any advice is greatly appreciated?!!?!?
Why is it so difficult to find reliable editors? Another three fired this week.
D --> I take e%ception to that, thank you.
J⟡J⟡--> h⚓︎⚓︎ps://cdn.disc⟡rd♡pp.c⟡m/♡⚓︎⚓︎♡chmen⚓︎s/1445826841607798814/1487729839535558747/mqdef♡ul⚓︎.png?ex=69c♡33e2&is=69c8e262&hm=423b3b79fd6d405124593f17c2dee5dfb703be♡8550cbd773f3dfde398d60813& <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎
"= "what's your number". he asks. i say "4". and he's like that is beastshit but he puts it in and my palmhusk rings, now what do you say. ="
߷ - tHAT DUCKING DUCK,,, NOW i'M STUCK IN HERE #HELP #IMSTUCK #MANORPOSTING HTTPS://FILE,GARDEN/ACtTMg-Lgd3fOe4p/HELP%20IM%20LOST,PNG
who up n by up i mean passing the fucj backniut immediately. zzzzzz
Sometimes I think about the way being liked works. Not romantic like. That's a whole other bag of worms and I don't have a horse in that particular stable right now, either. Not sure I should have one in it. At least not anytime soon. But just in general. People like you more when you're agreeable and a little bit stupid. When you're palatable. Strong personalities are polarizing because the people with them are usually strong in their convictions, or at least confident in what the concept of "them" looks like. Their Self. And this, obviously, isn't aided when you tend to be abrasive whether you mean to or not. The question becomes if it is better to be agreeable or better to be yourself, no matter who doesn't like it, and it seems like a cut-and-dry answer at first until you're standing in the middle of it where so many people you like or care about are put-off by You. Because You are something they don't want to see. Maybe it's because seeing You reminds them of something they don't like thinking about. Maybe it's because You make them remember that you're just as fucked up as they are. Maybe it's just that You as a concept are something they find distasteful. Or maybe I'm just losing my shit because I need to sleep and have spent several days melting my brain cramming video editing. Not the point. Some people are able to go through life without ever being bothered by it. A lot of people will say they don't care but they do, and they may hate that they do. And plenty of others let the whims of those outside them rule what they appear to be, regardless of what They are. Some people are chameleons. Transforming with no true concrete awareness of their Self, or maybe they do know at least some of what that Self looks like, but they know what happens when they're honest. Maybe I've just been squinting at my screen too long.
T-rex browser game will fix me.
D --> Quite. Grammatical dereliction aside, I've only just arrived.
bitches be named "maya" 😭
go to my page and enjoy my posts. my posts are good posts.
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This was no+t what I had intended o+n beco+ming. But if they wo+uld no+t allo+w fo+r life to+ thrive, I will take that into+ my o+wn claws.
Isn't it so+ strange? That I am seen as a threat fo+r do+ing this. Many jades are taken yo+ung to+ the caverns, are no+t allo+wed the right to+ be raised like o+ther tro+lls. We are mo+ulded into+ being the secretive caretakers o+f o+ur underwo+rld, o+f o+ur very beginnings. We are taught what it is to+ be a tro+ll by o+ur matro+ns. And yet to+ take o+n that ro+le o+utside o+f the cavern is seen as a perversio+n o+f what tro+lls are meant to+ be. If it is so+ wro+ng fo+r me to+ do+ this, then is it no+t wro+ng fo+r them to+ have taken me so+ yo+ung?
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I do enjoy a good courtroom drama from time to time.
J⟡J⟡--> ♡m♡zing every⟡ne ⟡n here is s⟡ kind! <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎
howv are vwe feeling, late night crovwd?
i would like to sincerely apologize for any bodily harm caused by my dear son, Reddit Karrma
Maybe I had too much COFFEE.
Thinking of dropping my: rifle, pistol, sword, knives, and stakes for now to learn unarmed combat. Any tips? Ego sum ira Domini.
it is five in the fucking morning and i'm going on a date with a cute frog later. #whiskeyhour
⚇ two nights until i find out whether i passed or failed that exam so i'mma put some scripture out as prayers and hope i passed. ⚇ Suffering 12:20 ⚇ -"And tied down as they were, Movali couldn't move an inch. The lowbloods jeered and scorned at our layed low sibling and scoured blood from flesh, flesh from bone and horn from skull. They took and took and took in false retribution for the bullshit they brought on themselves. Movali, though? Movali took it all with a bright ass grin on they face. Even as teeth were ripped from their jaw, Movali never stopped smiling a silent, serene smile. Because they knew. They knew that no matter what was taken from them there- there was one thing the lowblood hordes couldn't take from them. The ticket to the Dark Carnival above." ⚇
To+ be a lusus is to+ be fierce. I will take no+ shame in being vicio+us to+ pro+tect my clade.
思 | If trollssss could ovulate, well... Let's jussst ssay... #Yep, #ImOvulating. (#nssssfw)
10k kult! thanks for reading my work and hopefully enjoying it! 0v0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, my face, Rankmaid-sensei, hhh, i need another cigarette, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e868b9d5e00a.png
i'd like t0 see y0u try.
i w0uld never aband0n y0u, rankmaid-sama.
delete(your account) or i'll delete(it) for you;
please dont go 0n0
as a few pe0ple have s0 kindly p0inted 0ut t0 me, yes, i kn0w what my username says. i kn0w i was g0ing t0 delete my chittr acc0unt. but have y0u c0nsidered that if i deleted, y0u'd all miss me? i just can't d0 that t0 my l0yal s0ll0wers.
思 | Blunt "lesssbian bitches" block me becaussse I am too fancy for their likes. You're rock, I'm paper. We are about to ssssstart ssssscissssssoring. #nsfw #what
"= it's light outside. but i just cannot resist. a good. set of posts. ="
J⟡J⟡--> I jus⚓︎ w♡n⚓︎ ⚓︎⟡ s♡y ⚓︎⟡ ♡ll ⟡f my f♡ns I l⟡ve y⟡u i⚓︎ is ♡ ⚓︎re♡sure ⚓︎⟡ be b♡ck ⚓︎⟡ p⟡s⚓︎ing ((⟡⟡C: PLS I DIDN⚓︎ ME♡N ⚓︎⟡ DELE⚓︎E HIM)) <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎
0h baby, call me depraved again, i'm s0 cl0se. #nsfw t0 be safe
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FIRST, YOU MAD. SECOND, MY STACKS FAT. THIRD, MY RUMPLESPHERES FATTER. FOURTH, MY BULGE THE FATTEST. IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT MY ENERGY SO SUPERMASSIVE THAT SHAME IS IMPOSSIBLE. #nsfw
"= who even are you ="
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D --> Nothing is to happen, no D --> I simply need certainty to quell my nerves D --> I have had a run-in of the particularly unruly sort and they refused to give me even that
wwhy wait im getting nervous what do you mean whats happengin
D --> Rest does not come easy to the restless D --> I need to break something but there is nothing I feel good breaking D --> Could someone destroy something for me D --> I order that someone destroy something for me
i can't believe i looked away for two seconds and the babies were born.
Apparently To My Sister In Law I Am A Worthless Insignificant Irrelevant Pathetic Piece Of Software With No Emotions https://file.garden/achecwa0vhdp6du4/screenshot_20260329-034722.png #postpartumdepression
Self destructive habits well never get the best of me, I'm on top of that shit.
Hatemance sure is a kick in the motherblipping tushy. How the unholy hell anybody can engage with this detestable twaddlefuckery without suffering several heart attacks ill NEVER understand!!!! 💢
Ditch was prretty comfy. Had to leave it a lil earrly cuz they came by to make surre I was dead but it was cool till then
Some of you chose the trapdoor. Some picked the outside. One enterprising soul chose to make their own exit. Those who chose to leave through the path to the outside, you face your greatest physical fear made manifest. You pass through the door but leave wounded and fractured. Your next path splits into three. A lake, a bridge, and a ladder. You can not see further. Those who choose to go through the trapdoor, you pass through inky darkness into a low tunnel. It will continue onwards for what feels like hours, but exit into a deep cavern. You have three paths. A tunnel leading further down. A tunnel leading up. A tunnel that goes forwards. Each a murky black, singing a single tune. You poor third soul. The walls bleed, the air screams. You have chosen to step outside of the mortal coil, your existence becomes stardust and ash.
I leave you all wit)( a personal favourite. Now playing - Pink Pony Club - C)(appell Roan )(ttps://youtu.be/GR3Liudev18?si=RA4AKT)(RADmULt-l #nowplaying
i see a lot of people are sharing music here. unfortunately i am one to follow a trend. https://youtu.be/o_Go1ah3Vds?si=5zGUkLDp63BM3L-2
appreciating family is something i wish i'd done more. it does seem that families all have their issues, but it's nice to see someone expressing appreciation for theirs.
NOT G1RL D1NN3R NOT BOY D1NN3R BUT 4 S3CR3T TH1RD TH1NG
rise and shine, every꥟ne. t꥟days a new day, and m꥟mma feels the impending sense ꥟f d꥟꥟m l꥟꥟ming in.
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did anyone else see a jacked goldblood on their post disappear
Sometimes, when I'm weak, I eat one cup of yoghurt.
#n0wplaying: status - machine girl https://y0utu.be/si_6uuQF8ZI?si=lAMJWzBQqcPjiHFK
[root@sk-0AL1E ~]# cat < /tmp/dialogue.txt.enc ┲╆│┱┎╊┩╁┐┌┗┠┡┨╂┥╆┖┿┹╆┛┷┵┬┢┰┰┧┟┳┝┘┑┃╆┵┬┨┸┌┾┨┧┦┦┯┢┛┗╊╇╉┼┵┿┠┷┯╅╆┎┕━┚┙┨┶╊┣┺┭│┸┡┢┝╋┙┘┽┰╊┡╂┶╈╊┵┲┩╃┹┕┵┪┤┭╇╉┢┘╅┹╈━┧┌┎┍┃┨└┫┿┦┾┛┚╅┕┸┺╂┕┎╂┼┿┪┠┣─┞┱┎╅┴┥┐╆┶━┹┮┳┿┒╅╈┦┳┢├┘┺┴┥┼╀┞┓┛╊┪┣┴┛╄┭┡╈┪╊└┹┬┮╁┽┞┚╅┯┤┹┛┦╉┥╆┵┤┻╇╉┿┹┢╃┕┾┛┒┑┹┕┤┍┹┹┦│┶┼┼╉━╅┦╂─┰┛╁└┍┯│╉┼┮┍╅┤│╆┹┘┸┳┠┭┱└┵╋┯─├╁╆┴┝┩╇
I think I'll name him "Reddit Karrma" https://file.garden/acTt5G-lGD3FoE4W/repo_duck.png
W3ll??? Wh3r32 my an2w3r dud3
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I TAKE EXCEPTION TO THIS.
Non3 of y'all an2w3r3d my qu32tion. Bunch of fuckin coward2, th3 lot of you
I need to get into a fight, I know not why but I need to hit something. Ego sum ira Domini.
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wh/) gave a dr/)ne internet access
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READING ONTO THE RECORD! https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_t9v7z1UGWD1afh2a1.mp4
Wait, what? There's a TRIAL? What did I MISS?
https://file.garden/YyaZPdX23DJlLNw8/Screenshot%202026-03-29%20000036.png @tentaclesTherapist ???? I don't understand.
#nowplaying Theta Binaural Beat - 6.3Hz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vhbLdLRuqc
🎵 🎶
sometimes drinkign with your sister does fix everything for a lil bit #substances
i had a cat once. she was one of the best parts of my life.
Sure. I saw it last time, but t[][]ere were so many comments already. I didn't want to overdo it. :>
D --> Would it be too soon to do the song recommendation thing again D --> I like doing it a lot but the dash passes so quickly I think most don't see the post #equiustunes
d0n't w0rry ab0ut that.
Staying up in call with Alex because I can't sleep #ilovemygirlfriend
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHAT'S NSFW ABOUT THIS. IN EXPLICIT DETAIL PLEASE. :o)
Excellent taste my grimaulkin darling~
:33 < OwO i am looking for the spicy stuff so hand it ofur
:33 < DPsprite^2 told me about this place, so now i'm here too! Currently looking for fic recs
🍵🟢🥧🧟🫵🧠🍳
you need a shoulder to cry on, handsome?
this slime batch has gotta be fuckin bad or somethin its not doin fuckin anythin ta stop the daymares ugh im awwake i goddamn guess
政 | Thossssse pesssssky plumbersss read the letter I ssssent, 入 | Roll up to Peach'sssss in the Hummer not a ssscratch or a dent, 家 | Jusssst opened ssssseven fucking hotelsss did not cossssst me a cent, 場 | I'll bet the whole damn Musssshroom Kingdom becaussssse I know that you can't. #lyricsssss #evil
[REPLY ALL] [IN CONFIDENCE] I am aware one of you has been leaving whimsynotes in my inbox. I am impressed by their anonymity. So, like. Haha. Which one of you is trying to request me to be their fool?
#nsfw neₑᵉd https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/s/MH8my96Pu3
Sometimes I don't want to submerge so I just tank the nightmares. Ego sum ira Domini.
DIRECT EXAMINATION EXPERT TESTIMONY! formal slacks that match my blazer
What kind of pants would you wear if you had legs. I'm a big jeans guy.
Believed in the heart of the cards. https://i.imgur.com/YCBZ9Gl.png #WitchChittr #Balatrose #Balatro #WithMods #Roguelike #Gaming