so uh, i kinda noticed something funny and maybe this is a little awkward… but @castigatedgement , why are you green? is that your slimer cosplay? ha ha. good bit, bro.
YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. YOU HONESTLY LUCKED THE FUCK OUT WITH THE FACT THERE HAVEN'T BEEN ANY STUDENTS FOR A DEMOCULLTIC SOCIETY CHAPTER MEMBERS LURKING ON YOUR PAGE LONG ENOUGH TO SEE YOU CHIT THIS GARBAGE. I MEAN, COME ON. ARE YOU A MORON, OR JUST PRETENDING? YOU LITERALLY *CAN'T* ASK A GUY WHY HE'S GREEN. NOT IN PUBLIC, AT LEAST OR ANYWHERE, FOR THAT MATTER. BECAUSE GOD ONLY KNOWS WHEN THESE BUREAUCRATIC SHIT-HAWKERS WILL LET ME TELL EVERYONE THE TRUTH ABOUT *WHAT LOVELY FUCKING WEATHER WE'RE HAVING THIS DRY SEASON*. AND I DON'T KNOW YOU. AND I CERTAINLY DON'T HAVE THE FOGGIEST GOD DAMN CLUE ABOUT WHAT A "SLIMER COSPLAY" COULD EVEN REPRESENT HERE. BUT I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT IT CAN'T MEAN ANYTHING *GOOD*, TO THE POINT WHERE I'D BET AGAINST TAKING A RED HOT CULLER'S CROOK TO MY NETHER REGIONS IN THE EVENT THAT I'M WRONG. YOU, FOUL STRANGER, ARE UTTERLY DISGUSTING. YOU CAN FUCK OFF RIGHT BACK TO YOUR OWN DEPRAVED LITTLE PRIVATE MEMO. -- THIS POST IS PENDING FINAL REVIEW BY THE BEFORAN BUREAU OF PUBLIC INFORMATION AND SOCIAL MORALE. --
ha ha, oh man. i actually was serious! i still am. not about the slimer cosplay though, because they’re kind of ugly and i dont think you would pull it off in the end. you don’t need to put a red hot anything near your junk! i can tell you about what a slimer is, and what a cosplay is, if you tell me why you are green. maybe i am propositioning you a boon, but who’s to say?