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#nowplay PRIDE - Kendrick Lamar https://open.spotify.com/track/6IZvVAP7VPPnsGX6bvgkqg?si=df0eaa12cb014d4d
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on beforus wwe say happy feminine caretakers day may all your #mothers #servve and may all your #roses nevver #wwilt
i am going to restate this as a neww post rather than a reply because i am curious i do not understand wwwwhy the hate replies to my happy feminine caretakers day are you all against feminine care takers or did you misinterpret servvvve to mean servvvve in the sense of servvvvice clearly you do not knowwww ball
my wwonderful karkat you see i can nevver be satisfied wwith keeping our vvery intense and steamy roleplay to our privvate memo dumping grounds for they are simply too good and must be shared wwith the light of night
okay noww roleplay you as a handsome and rugged wwarrior wwho came to the sea for peace only for your pumper to be stirred by the sight of me in a sea foam sprinkled night gowwn
Oh, we're doing confessions? Alright then, I'm fully prepared to make enemies with this, including, I suspect, some of my alts, but here goes nothing: #nsfwe #abuse I think Human Domestication Guide is mid as hell on a conceptual level!!!! >_> For those who don't know, HDG is an erotica-focused setting that mostly lives on AO3. You can kind of think of it as being the same type of trope as omegaverse, except with a central authority. The idea is, in essence, as simple as "dommy plant aliens that are legally authorized to do hypno kink and petplay to you without your consent." Or, to be a bit reductive, it's a setting primarily based on eroticizing the evils of institutionalization. You show signs of suicidality (or mental health conditions in general) in public, you get your basic rights taken away. This is a really close-to-home experience for a lot of people so there's nothing all that surprising about people using it as a basis for noncon kink. However. However! Despite all that being literally what the setting is about, that's not how the setting AS IT'S USED actually plays it! Because for SOME REASON, the seven novellas that the wider setting sprouted out of were obsessed with the idea of the alien dommes being ontologically good! So instead of actually making use of any of the obvious potential that was there they just fell back on "you'd be better off being institutionalized because the medical establishment has your best interests in mind and are better at caring for you than you yourself are," which! Is really offensive, but more importantly, it completely defangs the fantasy!!! The whole point of this kind of noncon is to kink on ego death, the stomach-churning terror of watching in real time as your identity falls out from under you and is replaced by something you can't recognize! Trying to play it as wish-fulfillment acts at cross purposes with the core nature of the kink! And like, you can see in how people talk about it that the "wish" being "fulfilled" is deeply concerning! You'll go on Tumblr and someone you haven't heard from in months will appear unprompted on your dash reblogging a post about how "florets are always happy by definition and loved unconditionally, this is supposed to be a utopia" or whatever. And this is a recurring pattern with how people talk about the setting. A large majority of them are genuinely acting like "being loved" is such an all-important need that receiving unconditional love from a benevolent god would be something they'd actually want for themselves in real life. And like, I don't want to be too much of a downer here but I grew up in an abusive household, and my shithead mother did genuinely love and care for me. The love was the problem! She was driven to do such unhinged and traumatizing bullshit SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE of her affection for me and belief that it would be in my best interests! I don't have a good way to end this post. I'm getting genuinely tilted at bad porn, this is a deeply embarrassing thing to even chitt about in the first place. FML.
today i havve decided to pose vvery demurely in front of a crashin wwavve wwhilst blushing and enlarging my eyes to three times their normal size to alloww maximum sparkling yes i wwill be doing this all day my sincere apologies to anyone wwho needs my servvices
if only there wwas a big strong set of loww blood arms for me to fall into oh no @castigatedgement oops
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II 2uppo2e a good 2tart would be 2ome fun engagement baIIt! anybody got any good work 2torIIe2?
regardIIng my la2t po2t, II'll 2hare a funny 2tory of my own! about three 2weep2 ago, we had a new guy who wa2 really eager to get 2tarted, a real go-getter! II had ju2t fIInII2hed a 2hIIft and II wa2 goIIng to 2how hIIm the rope2 whIIle the tIIne2 cooled, but he wa2 too IImpatIIent! 2o he grabbed on and my overflow IImmedIIately channeled out to hIIm, almo2t blew hIIm all the way acro22 the floor!! IIt wa2 hIIlarIIou2, II 2tIIll laugh about IIt the2e nIIght2.
@CASTIGATEDGEMENT YOU HAVE MY BLADE. YOU SOPPING WET. PATHETIC. IMPRISONED. HOPELESS. DESPERATE CREATURE. LET ME KNOW. WHEN YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH. OF THE CEASELESS TORTURES. OF RESTORATIVE JUSTICE. AND YOU ARE READY TO WREAK SOME ALTERNIA STYLE HAVOC. ON THE VIRGIN PLAINS OF BEFORUS.
KARKAT STICKS HIS FINGERS uP HIS OWN ASS. AND SNIFFS AFTER EVERY FART.
... I regret to report that I have become derailed from my own thought processes while attempting to formulate a proper Breaking Bad tier list. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0ffcae3e3db3.PNG
By, uhm, way of the queue, there's someone I've been excited to talk about all day finally. @affableCantor #nsfw #bulgerating Hhh. Where do I start? From the moment you began reading my words, I was able to pick up on you. I guess. Uhm. On request, I had noticed it. Eeking out, a bit. I would say about two tablespoons of slurry had secreted base to tip at that point, though you weren't fully erect. Uhm. Hhff this is the sweetest bulge I've ever tasted. Like. a refined fig plucked fresh from the tree. I can feel the juices swell at the back of my throat. My pan went into a bit of shellshock and I couldn't stop squirming. You smell like spring flowers cured in a light salt bath and left to fill a room with their beautiful aroma. The sweetness carries over here as well. 1.1 pounds. It hangs a bit to the left when fully on display. I feel there may be something either clipped onto, or piercing it? But it could be an issue with the underwear you are wearing... Stats. Strength is a 6. This is low for a Violet Blood, but you seem kinder than the others. Pliability is a 10! Out! Of! 10! So squirmy and perfect. Hff, you should play with someone else's gills, with this... Length is... another 6! Though. uhm. I feel I may be shortchanging you. Only a little. Because it is difficult to discern the total length when taking into consideration the unique situation you're in. Girth is a 4. Smaller side but still respectable. Hff, I could definitely see you swallowed up by another cute troll. X Factor: 7! Uhm. I'll elaborate below. You've got a perfectly pliable kraken tendril, with the dexterity and respect you should come to earn. Hhf. Your unique feature that really seems to have me on the edge of my seat is a similarly high amount of psionic nodes as @archiveAddict meaning that any lowblood could completely control yourbugleforyuouohmyghost. Uhm. And. It seems that you have a slightly unique sharp to it. That lets it move through water better, by being, uhm, explicitly thinner on one side... Very high quality overall.
you did a vvery vvery good job dear
oh my this is most most flattering i am turning so vviolet at howw cute and swweet you made my bulge sound!! i could not havve possibly comprehended the levvel of elation i wwould receivve at reading that you taste of fresh figs and spring flowwers wwhen thinking of my slurry in your mouth i wwill admit that i do havve one small piercing hidden i havve a penchant for gold jewwelry but no one has seen it yet! except for one troll @castigatedgement
i feel a strange attachment to every sollux i meet it just reminds me of when things were simpler between the helpsman and i (tags: The Rankmaid & The Helpsman, archive rating: G)
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vwhat the hell vwhy is the [color=#6570ae]house[/color] bigger on the inside hey vwhy doesnt that vwork
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i feel a bit more like myself
<3 ((Artist: goticamarey @ tumblr)) https://i.imgur.com/d5Z8TVY.png
SPEAK FOR YOURSELF. PRISONER. SOME OF US ARE GAINFULLY EMPLOYED. MASSIVELY SUCCESSFUL. WIDELY RENOWNED. AND COMPETENT ENOUGH TO HAVE TIME FOR POSTING. IN BETWEEN OUR MYRIAD UNCEASING JOB TASKS.
...#thirsttrap #nsfw https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/11/Glass-of-water.jpg...
(^･ω･^) < FINE, IN THE MEANTIME CAN I SEND YOU FANFICS TO YOUR PRISON EMAIL...
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i havve and it can be quite ovverwwhelming for me wwithout a friend to anchor my feed onto i can get lost in a sea of vvague posting and bulge posting
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anywways wwhat is evveryone else up to
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hello evveryone on the topic of #rankbait i havve just finished a quite knackering and time consuming attempt at wwrangling a pack of vvery antsy lusii atop my skyhorse it is mating season currently and all of the male bull centaurlusii havve insisted on pairing off together and slamming their swweaty musculature against each other in rambunctious displays of dominance the sound of their clashing pectoral muscles and equine lowwer halvves made the entire fields rumble haha it is quite the scary sight to a non experienced lusii handler luckily i am knowwledgeable enough to avvoid getting caught in the crossfire of their bleating bashing and bucking although one of them did havve twwo of the smaller centaur males in a headlock faces rammed into his underarms the good newws is that evverything is vvery under control and i havve showwn them to a neww open field wwhere they may gallop in peace and livve out their alpha dominance displays in peace nature is truly beautiful #zoology #caretaking #lusiibattles #theirmustaches #wwerequite #wwellkept
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and some relationships are best left Uncommented on. >_>
i say this with the Utmost kindness and in good faith, bUt this is a very sUrface level reading of the varioUs dynamics at play, and not to mention that it fails to address all of them! not that i blame yoU for any of that of coUrse. starting from the topmost left and moving clockwise. i find it hard to argUe for any particUlar qUadrant between jane and oUr aqUatic prince! yoU mUst remember that a proper kismessitUde is more than jUst occasionally having a go at each other and some flavor of physical attraction. that's enoUgh to eventUally grow a pitch pining to the point of warranting a mediating third party, bUt a relationship it does not make qUite on its own! and while jane's crUcifixion of sir ampora coUld certainly be constrUed as a trUly romantic pitch overtUre, the fact remains that there is jUst not enoUgh mUtUal hate, desire, or a sense of rivalry between them for this reading to make sense. at least at the moment. they're jUst good bUsiness partners! with all dUe respect, i do not believe he challenges or inspires her to achieve greater heights or to change what holds her back. and, moving to the prince and page, i once again believe yoU are ascribing deeper romantic feelings to a rather straightforward friendship. there's no rUle against two people trying and failing to properly perform a moiraillegiance (as i'm sUre oUr violet mariner can attest to), or against two people Unknowingly falling into sUch a dynamic, bUt i do not believe that is the case here, tantalizing as it may be. eridan and jake are not of the proper dispositions for sUch a dynamic to work withoUt a bit of... artistic interpretation applied. >_> when it comes to each other, that is. i sincerely believe there is a perfect pale other half for most everyone oUt there. from prince and page to page and prince. i first have to acknowledge oUr dear friend dirk's dUmbfoUnding yet insistent terminology that his relationships shoUld not and cannot be labelled Using qUadrant-related terminology. or... labelled in general? and with that disclaimer oUt of the way... this here is dead on the money. the amoUnt of times i and aUdiences of million have watched these two vacillate between their primarily flUshed dynamic and their blackened downswing, the former of which is kept exclUsively off camera and behind closed doors... i don't think there is mUch more to be said! except where it falls to roxy's involvement... which is that yoU have similarly nailed their VERY OCCASIONAL and ENTIRELY PLATONIC dynamic. as ashen relationships often are, given that they are preventative and therefor cease to exist once they are no longer needed. and to dirk and jane. how coUld i ever disagree? ^U^ i find it sweet how Unwavering he is in his sUpport of all her endeavors and ambitions. yet that sUpport only goes so far as what he believes to be in her best interest -as expected of any moirail worth their sUgar- and that sUpport tUrns to pacification and redirection onto a better path. i'm not to pridefUl to omit that they make me a little greener in the face than i typically am at times. he is... qUite the lUcky man. for being so close to her, and similarly so with roxy. AHEM. now, to address a dynamic missing in this chart, i raise to my prognosis of the pale dynamic between... er. specUlation woUld be best moved to private channels.
(( Holy shit yeah no kidding, could you imagine? 😭😭😭 ))
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T)(at's a very bad reason to krill someone, I t)(ink.
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[ OOC PINNED POST! ] I saw so many of the other Beforan ancestors, but not a single Constern! So I'm here to fill the void. In general, Shepherd Constern is very... overbearing. She internally infantilizes everyone she talks to, even those similar in status to her. If you find this unpleasant, I would suggest you block this account. Canon is a loosely defined thing in Homestuck, but she will be as canon-compliant as someone with so little information about her can be. [ END OOC PINNED POST ]
One aspect of the myth of Jesus Christ in human culture that I have always found to 8e especially intriguing was that of the 8etrayal of Judas Iscariot. It is a component of the story that is completely unique to mankind, as opposed to the more o8vious parallels drawn 8etween certain troll legends and it. To 8e fated to not only 8etray your 8eloved teacher, 8ut for that 8etrayal to 8e integral to lift him up and make his legend all the more important. It's of no wonder that many depictions of Judas show him wracked with grief and shame at his actions, despite the futility that would accompany any kind of resistance. He is a controversial and theologically contested figure, of course, 8ut there is a poetry to 8eing 8etrayed with a kiss. It's of no wonder that he is such a prevalent topic in Christian artwork. He's all too human. #easter #religion
as llittlle as i respect the average eridan i cant say i llove the human authority figure stringing him up. feells kinda... wrong.
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YEAH, I THINK I W9ULD NEED T9 TAKE SEVERAL HALLUCIN9GENIC DRUGS T9 SEE WHATEVER VISI9N Y9U MEAN.
AGREED.
Blasting loud music when you share the house with others should be punishable by death. ▼
Shoutout to the one guy Who keeps hating all my posts. #WeloVereliability #Vagueposting
well you are in hell but your pfp is also working
mine has a different...shape! and color for that matter! but yours is so big hehe O.O
why is every version of me on here a quirked up sex pervert!? this is SO not cash money! we egberts need to protect our brand! we can't be unassuming and lame if we get laid. #nsfw #notcool #ifidontgetanythenYOUdontgetany
This bit sucks.
ah yeah Zure letZ juZt all reveal whatZ wrong with uZ to the creepy Zounding weirdo in the name of "Zcience" if you genuinely fall for that youre pandead cullbait and im not taKing it bacK lmao #vaguepoZting
bwuh
Le⚚'s be ℞eal, 90% of Kismesis ℞ela⚚ed inju℞ies could be avoided wi⚚h simple common sense. Bu⚚ mos⚚ of you a℞e ⚚oo s⚚upid, so people like me end up wi⚚h even mo℞e wo℞k.
√(What no)²
√(I think this is the longest I've seen this place go without a bout of absolutely batshit hornyposting. Good job, team!)²
[ E R R O+ R 3 8 6 2 2 ; VIA PARADO+XA FUTURA DO+LO+RO+SA ] He has always been my reflectio+n; o+ur rages emit different types o+f light. He wo+uld no+t be my friend if he did no+t try to+ sacrifice himself. We are to+o+ vo+latile to+ remain passive fo+r lo+ng. Sparks fly thro+ugh the clo+ying air, and the co+ldblo+o+ds rush in a panic to+ co+ntain him. They will no+t allo+w him to+ die. He is to+o+ valuable. In punishment, they beat my so+n further. He falls, alo+ne. My claws itch to+ tear the wo+rld apart. I am impatient, wild. They do+ no+t repeat the same mistake. I am held back and co+ntained. I am a pathetic excuse fo+r a lusus, allo+wing my charge to+ die. I sho+uld have kno+wn better. I sho+uld have pro+tected him mo+re. All I can do+ is lo+ck this in my memo+ry. May I never fo+rget ho+w I am failing to+ help him no+w. He co+ntinues to+ drag his o+wn means o+f death up the hill. #viado+lo+ro+sa #easter2026
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PLEEEASE HELP HIM #MayICome
Hail anX well met young knave! \ I assume you're a knave, or a stablehanX, or other some such, anyhow. \ You look frienXly! /
That worX seems maXe up. \ AnX how XiX you create that ugly face, that looks to be most fun, I want to Xo that! \
i am ALLOWED 2 have any shinies i shiny hunted 4 irl btw
I LOVE MY NEW HUSBAND ERIGAN AND MY NEW WIPE MEENBAH && I LUV EVERY1 I MARRIGIED 2NITE & I LOVE MARTIBIS & I LOVE THE RACKMAID & I LOUV CALLIOPEEE AND JANE & I LOVE RENOLUTIONARRY GIRL! NEVADA! YUSSSSSS #IWANTCAMDY #IWANTCANDY #ERIGANWEEK #ERIDANWEANN #ERIGDAANWEEK #ERIDANWEEP #ERIDANWEEK
It's better. @castigatedGement
"#eridanweek day 1: flush*/pale" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Eridan Ampora/Reader, flushfic, chitfic, a walk on the beach, chittr mention, fluff, tsundere!eridan, #imcoming, writing prompt, archive rating: G) eridan had called you here to meet by the shore it was a strange thing! he was usually quite dismissive of your extended attempts at friendships, liking his chittr posts and commenting on what you could he didnt always reply, but he was always sending a like your way regardless there was always a flutter in your blood pusher when that notification appeared in your inbox the dm was unexpected but accepted nonetheless you gave a small wave and a happy smile when he approached, his eyes low and a nasty little grimace on his face "oh... is something wrong?" you asked, feeling nervousness begin to rise "wwhat? no nothins wwrong" he responded plainly with fluttering fins, brushing his fingers through his hair and purposefully avoiding looking at you you walk along the shore getting to know more about each other he says that hed been admiring your brash nature online, that he enjoyed the way you spoke your mind and cared little for the disagreements in your replies seemingly out of nowhere, the thick acidic scent of rain fills your senses, and droplets of slightly stinging rain begin to pour down on the two of you you feel eridan move in a bit closer, reaching for his cape and slowly arching an arm over you to protect you from the rain you bring your gaze up to ask him what he was doing, but you realize he was already looking at you red hearts held within wide eyes, cheeks flushed a deep violet, nothing but admiration on his sharp features he immediately flicks his face away with closed eyes and a tight frown to pretend he hadnt been caught as you continue to walk protected by his cape, flushed feelings swim between the two of you "i had a fine time but i wwould havve preferred it hadnt started fuckin rainin" "maybe next time we could hang out at my place?" you ask sheepishly "yeah wwhatevver maybe" you cant wait for the next notification notes: my eridan is quite sweet and gentle but i understand there are many different eridans so this is my take on a tsundere!eridan happy #eridanweek #imcoming
I'VE COME TO REALIZE I MISREAD THE CHARACTER LIMIT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE WAS AN EXTRA ZERO? I CAN GENUINELY POST 16K CHARACTERS AT A TIME? I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN TRUSTED WITH THIS POWER, BUT NOW THAT I HAVE, IT WILL BE EVERYONE'S PROBLEM.
YOU KNOW. I HAVE SPENT SOME TIME. ON YOUR PADDED NANNYPLANET. IN MY TRAVELS. AND I CAN OFFER YOU. THIS PRO TIP. NOBODY THERE. IS EVEN A LITTLE PREPARED. FOR THE KIND OF UNHINGED VIOLENCE. THAT MIGHT BE STEWING. IN YOUR BLOOD. YOU COULD PROBABLY SMASH YOUR SHACKLES. AGAINST THE SKULL. OF THE STURDIEST BITCH. IN THE RESTORATIVE JUSTICE HALL. UNTIL BOTH SHE. AND YOUR RESTRAINTS. WERE IN PIECES. AND SHE WOULD ONLY SAY. EXCUSE ME. UPSTANDING CITIZEN. IT LOOKS LIKE SOME OTHER IDIOT. DROPPED HIS PUNISHMENT JEWELRY. ON MY SHATTERED HUSK.
@castigatedgement my cuttlelusus told me so so it must be true
all of the royal scientists are calling this mayhaps the most joyous and celebratory thing to evver happen you wwill be the best karkat there dude i can foresee it
is there a list can i take a number
#imcoming to #eridanweek ! 0v0 DAY ONE: FLUSH / PALE DAY TWO: CUCK CHAIR / FUDANSHI THRONE DAY THREE: HURT/COMFORT / WHUMP DAY FOUR: PITCH / ASHEN DAY FIVE: MAGIC / SCIENCE DAY SIX: GUNPLAY / WANDPLAY DAY SEVEN: MARCH / COSPLAY writing prompt itinerary: @captiousGestures (tags: Eridan Ampora/Chittr, eridan week, daily writing prompts, archive rating: E)
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food is taken care of fuckin love dirks they are so cool #NOTincestfuckyoufreaks
((ill be honest and upfront here and ask that anyone that actually supports #incest unironically can you please reply to this post so i can block you /lh i dont want to engage with those kinds of people on accident or anything so #nsfw
↘️actually you suck at most things.↘️ ↗️INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO:↗️ ↘️life.↘️ ↗️LIVING.↗️ ↘️contributing to society.↘️ ↗️AND ALSO EVERYTHING ELSE.↗️
the last unicorn is the best movie btw just need that to be common knowledge
today I Watched Amelie. It Was Really Good So I Recommend It.
today I Read Vast Error. It Was Good So I Recommend It!
// more art from my beautiful friend @cicidraws on tumblr! https://tumblr.com/cicidraws Kankri and her Ancestor Karkat, he was made and designed before beforan Karkat's reveal so exhausted dad stays. https://i.imgur.com/tfc03DF.png Second image is stuff he'd say/has said, but like funny ooc convo with cici: https://i.imgur.com/5pI7niq.png
karkat is one of my most supportive friends equius dont speak with him if you jave any cruel things to ssay you can direct them at me personally as vulgar as you want
I supp9se I sh9uld make s9me s9rt 9f intr9ducti9n. I'm Kankri Vantas. There are many Kankris, I'm sure, and many Vantases. H9wever, I explicitly use She/her, and I am 6y general human definiti9n, I am transgender. I am here t9 talk a69ut whatever c9mes t9 my mind and may6e, 9n 9ccasi9n, give my unfiltered 9pini9n 9n s9mething.
// you've already seen me @amorousCasanova <3
"behind closet doors" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Crowbar/Diamonds Droog, hidden sex, #nsfw, #violence, pitchfling, pitchfic, dont get caught, thats what youre for diamonds, top vs top, m/m, archive rating: E) summary: droog and seven mysteriously go missing during a party multiple anonymous requesters droogs lips travelled up crowbars neck feverishly, their bodies crushed tightly to one another in the small manor closet he huffed out a trembling groan between soft inhales, memorizing allspice and sandalwood clinging to number 7s fuzz "i dont have much time," droog mumbled quickly, hands working at the bright green belt that kept crowbar away from him "you never needed that much time before," crowbar groaned with a frustrating laugh, earning a rough shove from droog that sent the felt member slamming into the wall their lips crashed together in a hasty dance, crowbar letting out a small hiss of approval from his gills towards the sound of rustling fabric and the feeling of droogs hands reaching down between their middles "are you even listening to me? i know you have difficulty understanding directions, so ill say it slow: *turn around,*" droog said impatiently, pulling back a bridge of sticky saliva still connected to the thickness of sevens pale tongue as the kiss broke "fuck you mean turn around? *you* turn your ass around," seven shoved back, causing droogs body to freeze and his gaze to tear upwards "what did you just say?" the sounds in the closet turned from hushed moans to rabid barks, fragile items stored away with them shattering on the ground and being knocked over a few punches later, droog was on the ground with his body forced downwards a cheek pressed hard into the well-polished marble by a bright green hand on the back of his head, droogs knees holding his lower half up to meet perfectly with crowbars hips he felt a clothed grind and just near bit his own tongue off droog needed a cigarette "stopped fighting so soon, must wanna take it tonight," seven muttered smugly, bright red staining his mouth as his other hand drew droogs hips tighter to his front "go fuck yourself," droog snarled back, vision flashing white as he received a sharp crack to the back of the head "thats what youre for, diamonds" droog really needed a fucking cigarette ◆7◆ clovers adorable little body skidded to a stop hed been sent out to find just where seven scurried off to! the boss wanted everyone at the party to be on their best behaviors, and skulking around was certainly not best behavior "seven! are you in there? youre needed back at the party pronto!" clover called out curiously, knocking on the door a shaking voice called out from the other side "yeah, yeah i-im... fucking... c-cu–... coming." 7◆7 notes: kyaaa the party was so fun! im so glad i was able to go and i hope another is hosted soon! chitfic unrelated
And as long as we're comparing the two, Pibb has the more pronounced fruit flavor and universally preferable flavor profile. Pepper is the acquired taste, branding aside.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Greed from @amorousCasanova ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I have some specific lore about this guy that you can read below! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Character Name: Sollux Captor Title: The Helpsman Nicknames: Sol, Lux Role: Imperial Helm/Powersource. • Head of a group of other helms and psionic golds that help power androids, buildings, and ships, and even the cities. • Helps with digital infrastructure on Beforus Physical Appearance Hair Color: Black Eye Color: Red and Blue Height: 5'10" Weight: 135 pounds Skin Color: Grey with a slight yellow undertone. Birthmarks: None Fashion/Style: He typically wears a body suit that helps with conduction. Though he does have more casual clothing. He just wears t-shirts and baggy sweats otherwise Health: He's in good physical health. His mental state is seemingly unstable, but he seems at his best when being useful. Other Identifying: He has visible seams and ports on his body. He was augmented to perform more efficiently. Basic Details Age: 16.25 solar sweeps / 35 Human years • Note, I do not adhere to caste age limits in Homestuck canon. Birth/Hatchdate: May 22nd Gender: Uses Male identifiers but doesn't care otherwise. Birthplace: Beforan Empire Quadrant Status: Single Language(s): Beforan, Alternian, English Occupation: Works as a helm for the empire. He also manages the power and digital systems of the empire. Financial: He's surprisingly well off for a Goldblood. He's not rich, but he's comfortable by his caste standards. Social Standing: Good - He's no longer close with Feferis, but he's remained in good standing with beforus. He has only needed to undergo re-education once in the past. Biography Sollux works and performs for the empire. Due to the technological advances and move away from biotech for everyday use, gold was needed more than ever. Sollux helps with the more digital/technical side of running the more digitally forward empire. Sollux helped design some of the systems and the connections needed for helms to connect to Androids to control them throughout the empire. Sollux himself has a designated android he works from. The andriods affect the mental state of the helm... positively :). Being one of the strongest helms, a lot of major buildings and structures, like the floating islands, are powered by him; he works with a team of helms to power them. Sollux gets a positive emotional boost when hooked up. He's able to work more efficiently and feels good about himself and others; he also feels mentally clearer. However, when not on the machine, he feels foggy and depressed, and he takes medication to keep up the good mood. He is a model beforan a citizen.
do you need anything? i can try to bring you something too i dont know when the next time ill be able to make the trip will be so think hard