FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING. WHERE IN THE SWEET, SWELTERING FUCK ARE ALL OF YOU COMING FROM? IS THERE SOME KIND OF PRIVATE MEMO THAT YOU'RE ALL ON THAT'S GIVEN YOU DIRECTIONS DOWN TO THE MISAPPROPRIATED SOCKS ON YOUR NUBS THAT TOLD YOU TO SIGN UP FOR THIS WEBSITE IN A DISGUSTINGLY CONCERTED GROUP EFFORT?
ACTUALLY, NO, DON'T TELL ME IF YOU ALL MADE A SEPARATE MEMO. I DO *NOT* WANT TO KNOW.

WOW. SHE WAS RIGHT. YOu ARE A WHINY LITTLE BITCH BOY. HuH.

HEY. HEY KARKAT. HEY. HEY KARKAT. IS THIS YOu. https://i.imgur.com/10iMnuN.png

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WHO ARE YOU AND WHY THE HELL SHOULD I CARE ABOUT ANY OF THIS PAN-SCRAPING SLOP-DRIVEL YOU'RE TRYING TO SEND ME? ACTUALLY, WAIT. I DON'T. TAKE YOUR IGNORANT-EYED BARKBEAST PHOTOS AND KEEP FUCKING TRUCKING ALONG, SPORT, I AM *NOT* BUYING ANYTHING FROM YOU. NO SOLICITORS!
AND JUST WHY THE FRESH HELL ARE YOU IMPERSONATING THE EMPRESS? I MEAN, I'M OBVIOUSLY NOT GOING TO TELL YOU TO STOP. THIS SHIT IS ACTIVELY HILARIOUS, SO KEEP DOING IT. I'M JUST WONDERING WHICH BARREL YOU CRAWLED INTO TO SCRAPE THE IDEA OUT OF.

Be very careful w)(o you call an impersonator, boy. I'm t)(e real deal.

