♦ pitied by @castigatedGement
G3ND3R 1SNT R34L WOM3N 4R3 JUST TH3 ON3S 1 TH1NK 4R3 HOT 4ND M3N 4R3 3V3RYON3 3LS3
Blasting loud music when you share the house with others should be punishable by death. ▼
I really should be making more fish puns for dhe whimsy of id. "No Prawnblem" is liderally so cude.
⊹ ˖ Ი𐑼 Everyone should look at him! °ᆺ° https://marinemadnessdotblog.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/sea-buᲘ𐑼y-joruᲘ𐑼a-parva.jpg
I WOULD NEVER ADMIT REGRETTING NEEDING TO SLEEP BECAUSE MY LEAST FAVORITE PEOPLE DECIDED TO BE ACTIVE AT THE SAME TIME, THAT WOULD BE COMPLETELY UNBECOMING OF ME. I WOULD SIMPLY FORCE MYSELF INTO A FITFUL STATE OF UNCONSCIOUSNESS.
My life is apparently in fucking shambles.
It looks fine to me. This is driVing me batty.
I'Ve been to parties With less bulge-riding than this serial post-hater. #nsfW #? #IDon'tFuckingKnoW
hmmmmmmmm #MyPokeymons #MyTeam https://i.ibb.co/93hgpqyp/image.png
Great energy, keep it going. #IfTheyDieTheyDie
Mor3 Kull for m3 yummy
ALTERNIANS CHERUBS LEPRECHAUNS HUMANS BEFORANS #TIERLIST
♡ Ი 𐑼 (^ᆺ^ ) ♡ ──U─U───────────────── I can see it just fine! ^ᆺ^ ──────────୨ৎ──────────
IS MY PFP WORKING. OR IS THIS SITE SHIT? #IMINHELL
most evil account on here yet
why is every version of me on here a quirked up sex pervert!? this is SO not cash money! we egberts need to protect our brand! we can't be unassuming and lame if we get laid. #nsfw #notcool #ifidontgetanythenYOUdontgetany
ah yeah Zure letZ juZt all reveal whatZ wrong with uZ to the creepy Zounding weirdo in the name of "Zcience" if you genuinely fall for that youre pandead cullbait and im not taKing it bacK lmao #vaguepoZting
Le⚚'s be ℞eal, 90% of Kismesis ℞ela⚚ed inju℞ies could be avoided wi⚚h simple common sense. Bu⚚ mos⚚ of you a℞e ⚚oo s⚚upid, so people like me end up wi⚚h even mo℞e wo℞k.
√(I think this is the longest I've seen this place go without a bout of absolutely batshit hornyposting. Good job, team!)²
√(I have several questions.)²
Okay, I+ Seems +ha+ No One Believes In My Pure In+en+ions, So I'll Go Firs+: I'm Comple+ely Missing +he Muscle In My Mou+h +ha+ Seems +o Be A Key De+ail For +rolls +o Be Able +o +alk. I Can'+ Send A Pho+o +hough, My Husk+op Doesn'+ Have A Camera, Bu+ I'll +ry +o Find A Way Soon.
And a typo, I'm going to bury myself aliVe.
First time getting serVice in this forsaken caVerns and my feed is full of seadWellers and bad food. #cullme
this dick spammed my shit up before they wwent to cupe the goddamn asshole #vagueposting
ii know iim remarkiing on old iirrelevant bull2hiit at thii2 poiint, but how boo2ted off of 2oporiifiic2 do you even have two FUCKIING be two even con2iider 2ome goiing two 2ome 2ham event liike #eriidanweek ? ii had two turn off 2ociial2 ju2t two 2pare my2elf from an even biigger pan-ache, and yet the ma22e2 2lurped iit up liike iimproperly hydrated kraft grub-aiid 2lurry.
theyre hurting him!!! HE CANT TWIRL LIKE THIS U MONSTERS!!! #MayICome
=:) One yearns for the s|lly long lost touch of the|r mass|ve hunky mo|ra|l- oh sh|t wa|t he’s f|nally pull|ng up! Brb b|tches!!~
- YOU;'RE JOKING YOUR KISMESIS AND NO PLEASE THE GOURD TRACT VIOLENCE
Is that what those are calleX? \ The funny little fellows crowXing about your worXs. /
i #NEED callie coinz
i wonder if #Calliope will b coming 2 #eridanweek......
i dont think u guys understand what havin to delete troll bruno marss # is gonna do to me......
#RageQuittin
#MadAtHim #AngryAtHim #Seething #Smad
#HEGUHED
whos da giant cat who makes ALL OF DA RULES
when the kity doesnt want u to get up u HAVE to stay there bc kity makes da rules #ThePurrer #CatsInCharge
i am ALLOWED 2 have any shinies i shiny hunted 4 irl btw
you kno what i mean!!!!
#FauxNews #DRAMAAAAAA
i miss bruno :'(
she got whumped....
k guys!!! remember that if ur #ImComing to 2nites #EridanWeek partay u GOTTA rvsp w/ the hashtag rmbr its #IWantCandy so our eridan week rideshare can come & scoop u over to the venue! #ThereWillBeFreeTransportHomeBTW
oh man theyre bringin the sucker out :/
I LOVE MY NEW HUSBAND ERIGAN AND MY NEW WIPE MEENBAH && I LUV EVERY1 I MARRIGIED 2NITE & I LOVE MARTIBIS & I LOVE THE RACKMAID & I LOUV CALLIOPEEE AND JANE & I LOVE RENOLUTIONARRY GIRL! NEVADA! YUSSSSSS #IWANTCAMDY #IWANTCANDY #ERIGANWEEK #ERIDANWEANN #ERIGDAANWEEK #ERIDANWEEP #ERIDANWEEK
i gog a penhouse in dieami wwake up with no jammy #NewHugsand #NewWife #Conplicated
It's better. @castigatedGement
"#eridanweek day 1: flush*/pale" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Eridan Ampora/Reader, flushfic, chitfic, a walk on the beach, chittr mention, fluff, tsundere!eridan, #imcoming, writing prompt, archive rating: G) eridan had called you here to meet by the shore it was a strange thing! he was usually quite dismissive of your extended attempts at friendships, liking his chittr posts and commenting on what you could he didnt always reply, but he was always sending a like your way regardless there was always a flutter in your blood pusher when that notification appeared in your inbox the dm was unexpected but accepted nonetheless you gave a small wave and a happy smile when he approached, his eyes low and a nasty little grimace on his face "oh... is something wrong?" you asked, feeling nervousness begin to rise "wwhat? no nothins wwrong" he responded plainly with fluttering fins, brushing his fingers through his hair and purposefully avoiding looking at you you walk along the shore getting to know more about each other he says that hed been admiring your brash nature online, that he enjoyed the way you spoke your mind and cared little for the disagreements in your replies seemingly out of nowhere, the thick acidic scent of rain fills your senses, and droplets of slightly stinging rain begin to pour down on the two of you you feel eridan move in a bit closer, reaching for his cape and slowly arching an arm over you to protect you from the rain you bring your gaze up to ask him what he was doing, but you realize he was already looking at you red hearts held within wide eyes, cheeks flushed a deep violet, nothing but admiration on his sharp features he immediately flicks his face away with closed eyes and a tight frown to pretend he hadnt been caught as you continue to walk protected by his cape, flushed feelings swim between the two of you "i had a fine time but i wwould havve preferred it hadnt started fuckin rainin" "maybe next time we could hang out at my place?" you ask sheepishly "yeah wwhatevver maybe" you cant wait for the next notification notes: my eridan is quite sweet and gentle but i understand there are many different eridans so this is my take on a tsundere!eridan happy #eridanweek #imcoming
@castigatedgement my cuttlelusus told me so so it must be true
all of the royal scientists are calling this mayhaps the most joyous and celebratory thing to evver happen you wwill be the best karkat there dude i can foresee it
you cannot see it right noww bro but i am making trumpet noises wwith my mouth and my fingers are miming the trumpet keys please come to eridan wweek and come hard!!
is there a list can i take a number
what if boys start kissing at the pparty
you have to tag #imcoming
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Lik£, old pictur£ of my lusus! https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/lususpic3_1.png
#imcoming
#imcoming to #eridanweek ! 0v0 DAY ONE: FLUSH / PALE DAY TWO: CUCK CHAIR / FUDANSHI THRONE DAY THREE: HURT/COMFORT / WHUMP DAY FOUR: PITCH / ASHEN DAY FIVE: MAGIC / SCIENCE DAY SIX: GUNPLAY / WANDPLAY DAY SEVEN: MARCH / COSPLAY writing prompt itinerary: @captiousGestures (tags: Eridan Ampora/Chittr, eridan week, daily writing prompts, archive rating: E)
a true fujoshi would never speak ill of himejoshi love and i love my yuri as toxic and rank as possible
i hope an update in the future allows you to mark your entire account as #nsfw i feel like that might be helpful i feel very terrible when i accidentally mistag 0n0"
you do know what website you are on right?
vAGUEPOSTING,,, i, lIKE YOU, a LOT, aND THINK YOU ARE, a GOOD FRIEND, oF MINE, #VAGUEPOST #VAGUEPOSTING #IMCOMING #ERIDANWEEK
I keep saying this
can yyou do that again closer to my ear
wwhat oh ok i see wwhat is happenin here feel free to engage wwith wwhat im doin on this page goin forwward its kinda nice to think wwe are bros evven on that wwimpy revverse planet but i think youre lookin for @affableCantor
karkat is one of my most supportive friends equius dont speak with him if you jave any cruel things to ssay you can direct them at me personally as vulgar as you want
hwat
nonononono im going to visit him soon equius dont do this please for me for aradia please
bboys please hhah
uh hey man wwhy are you green
"behind closet doors" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Crowbar/Diamonds Droog, hidden sex, #nsfw, #violence, pitchfling, pitchfic, dont get caught, thats what youre for diamonds, top vs top, m/m, archive rating: E) summary: droog and seven mysteriously go missing during a party multiple anonymous requesters droogs lips travelled up crowbars neck feverishly, their bodies crushed tightly to one another in the small manor closet he huffed out a trembling groan between soft inhales, memorizing allspice and sandalwood clinging to number 7s fuzz "i dont have much time," droog mumbled quickly, hands working at the bright green belt that kept crowbar away from him "you never needed that much time before," crowbar groaned with a frustrating laugh, earning a rough shove from droog that sent the felt member slamming into the wall their lips crashed together in a hasty dance, crowbar letting out a small hiss of approval from his gills towards the sound of rustling fabric and the feeling of droogs hands reaching down between their middles "are you even listening to me? i know you have difficulty understanding directions, so ill say it slow: *turn around,*" droog said impatiently, pulling back a bridge of sticky saliva still connected to the thickness of sevens pale tongue as the kiss broke "fuck you mean turn around? *you* turn your ass around," seven shoved back, causing droogs body to freeze and his gaze to tear upwards "what did you just say?" the sounds in the closet turned from hushed moans to rabid barks, fragile items stored away with them shattering on the ground and being knocked over a few punches later, droog was on the ground with his body forced downwards a cheek pressed hard into the well-polished marble by a bright green hand on the back of his head, droogs knees holding his lower half up to meet perfectly with crowbars hips he felt a clothed grind and just near bit his own tongue off droog needed a cigarette "stopped fighting so soon, must wanna take it tonight," seven muttered smugly, bright red staining his mouth as his other hand drew droogs hips tighter to his front "go fuck yourself," droog snarled back, vision flashing white as he received a sharp crack to the back of the head "thats what youre for, diamonds" droog really needed a fucking cigarette ◆7◆ clovers adorable little body skidded to a stop hed been sent out to find just where seven scurried off to! the boss wanted everyone at the party to be on their best behaviors, and skulking around was certainly not best behavior "seven! are you in there? youre needed back at the party pronto!" clover called out curiously, knocking on the door a shaking voice called out from the other side "yeah, yeah i-im... fucking... c-cu–... coming." 7◆7 notes: kyaaa the party was so fun! im so glad i was able to go and i hope another is hosted soon! chitfic unrelated
anybody mad at me tonight just checkin in
D --> A failure to take responsibility for one's actions is indicative of a lack of moral character D --> Perhaps this is simply what happens when trolls who need to be culled aren't D --> Piteous, really
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Greed from @amorousCasanova ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I have some specific lore about this guy that you can read below! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Character Name: Sollux Captor Title: The Helpsman Nicknames: Sol, Lux Role: Imperial Helm/Powersource. • Head of a group of other helms and psionic golds that help power androids, buildings, and ships, and even the cities. • Helps with digital infrastructure on Beforus Physical Appearance Hair Color: Black Eye Color: Red and Blue Height: 5'10" Weight: 135 pounds Skin Color: Grey with a slight yellow undertone. Birthmarks: None Fashion/Style: He typically wears a body suit that helps with conduction. Though he does have more casual clothing. He just wears t-shirts and baggy sweats otherwise Health: He's in good physical health. His mental state is seemingly unstable, but he seems at his best when being useful. Other Identifying: He has visible seams and ports on his body. He was augmented to perform more efficiently. Basic Details Age: 16.25 solar sweeps / 35 Human years • Note, I do not adhere to caste age limits in Homestuck canon. Birth/Hatchdate: May 22nd Gender: Uses Male identifiers but doesn't care otherwise. Birthplace: Beforan Empire Quadrant Status: Single Language(s): Beforan, Alternian, English Occupation: Works as a helm for the empire. He also manages the power and digital systems of the empire. Financial: He's surprisingly well off for a Goldblood. He's not rich, but he's comfortable by his caste standards. Social Standing: Good - He's no longer close with Feferis, but he's remained in good standing with beforus. He has only needed to undergo re-education once in the past. Biography Sollux works and performs for the empire. Due to the technological advances and move away from biotech for everyday use, gold was needed more than ever. Sollux helps with the more digital/technical side of running the more digitally forward empire. Sollux helped design some of the systems and the connections needed for helms to connect to Androids to control them throughout the empire. Sollux himself has a designated android he works from. The andriods affect the mental state of the helm... positively :). Being one of the strongest helms, a lot of major buildings and structures, like the floating islands, are powered by him; he works with a team of helms to power them. Sollux gets a positive emotional boost when hooked up. He's able to work more efficiently and feels good about himself and others; he also feels mentally clearer. However, when not on the machine, he feels foggy and depressed, and he takes medication to keep up the good mood. He is a model beforan a citizen.
// These are some doodles I did of my Gamzee design. He's got a lil goat tail. He's a big fella, tower's over his friend group, but he's a bit of a sloucher. She's just a cutiepie i think. https://64.media.tumblr.com/49829dba538bf7f5d0de9bcacf7a052e/1d7b33ce1fb5dee8-9b/s1280x1920/618e7eb76d567b3f9d508e8d7fb8b899663ed480.png
sToP FuCkInG YeLlInG At mE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sOuNdS LiKe a mOtHeR FuCkIn mAgIc iTeM. jUsT Be cArEfUl wItH It. BeTtEr bE GoOd oR It's gOnNa pUt mE In a bItInG MoOd.
jUsT WoKe uP AnD CrAwLeD OuT Of tHe cOcOoN. sTrAiGhT Up pUpAtIc iN ThIs mOtHeR FuCkEd. YoU KnOw i hAd tO CrAcK ThE CoLd oNe oPeN. hTtPs://cDn.iMgChEsT.CoM/FiLeS/46DbF1015009.jPeG
iF AnYbOdY BiTeS Me, It aIn't gOnNa gO In a cUtE DiReCtIoN. i'lL BiTe a mOtHeR FuCkErS LuNgS OuT AnD BlOw tHeM Up iNtO BiG BaLlOoN BaRkBeAsTs.
wHy aRe mOtHeRfUcKeRs oUt hErE HaTiNg? WhY NoT JuSt lOvE EaCh oThEr aNd sHaRe a fAyGo? :o)
pOuRiNg oUt a fAyGo fOr tHe rAnK MoThErFuCkErS OuT HeRe sPrEaDiNg tHe lOvE :o) #lOvEwInS
tRuE ThAt bRo pOuRiNg oUt a cOlD OnE FoR ThOsE HaViNg a hArD TiMe
mAn i kEeP SeEiNg sO MuCh mOtHeRfUcKiN HaTe oN ThE TiMe lInE WhY CaN'T AnY BrOtHeR JuSt lOvE EaCh oThEr? :o(
:) KaRkAt HtTpS://I.ImGuR.CoM/0q8cL6W.PnG #QuAdRaNtS #mOiRaIl
my moirail has been doin her fukin damnest 2 keep my volatile ass in check bless her pushr fr fr!!! i pity dat troll so hard! <>
ill make sure i have one 0///v///0 its nice to hear from you i was worried the last chapter of chained to you had upset you with the forced separation cliff hanger
im proud of you 0v0
tell me when the nice guard with the broken horn is on shift again because i need you to put a suit on for it ill bring one and slip it through the bars like last time
you need to start repenting and i think this might be a step in the right direction and also i couldnt get the angle right for the unluckys charms cover so i need you for that
your requests are always the ones i take first even when i have a backlog of commissions i still have the charred first draft of kiss the blood from my gills that you proofread and edited for me in my desk karkat