♦ pitied by @castigatedGement
okay i guess
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oh hey kar wwhy are ya pretendin to be lime are you finally givvin flarp a chance or this the wwork of an inevvitable pan hemorrhage after perigees a ovverwworkin your anguish bladder anywway not sure wwhat all this yabberys about seein as the guy in the pic looks nothin like you but sure i can foot the toothculler bill
you are all nothin more than chess pieces
OH THIS IS WORSE THAN THE MOST RECENT POST.
am i literally so back right noww
listening to „i hate everything about you“ by „troll three days grace“ XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
my wwonderful karkat you see i can nevver be satisfied wwith keeping our vvery intense and steamy roleplay to our privvate memo dumping grounds for they are simply too good and must be shared wwith the light of night
okay noww roleplay you as a handsome and rugged wwarrior wwho came to the sea for peace only for your pumper to be stirred by the sight of me in a sea foam sprinkled night gowwn
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II 2uppo2e a good 2tart would be 2ome fun engagement baIIt! anybody got any good work 2torIIe2?
regardIIng my la2t po2t, II'll 2hare a funny 2tory of my own! about three 2weep2 ago, we had a new guy who wa2 really eager to get 2tarted, a real go-getter! II had ju2t fIInII2hed a 2hIIft and II wa2 goIIng to 2how hIIm the rope2 whIIle the tIIne2 cooled, but he wa2 too IImpatIIent! 2o he grabbed on and my overflow IImmedIIately channeled out to hIIm, almo2t blew hIIm all the way acro22 the floor!! IIt wa2 hIIlarIIou2, II 2tIIll laugh about IIt the2e nIIght2.
By, uhm, way of the queue, there's someone I've been excited to talk about all day finally. @affableCantor #nsfw #bulgerating Hhh. Where do I start? From the moment you began reading my words, I was able to pick up on you. I guess. Uhm. On request, I had noticed it. Eeking out, a bit. I would say about two tablespoons of slurry had secreted base to tip at that point, though you weren't fully erect. Uhm. Hhff this is the sweetest bulge I've ever tasted. Like. a refined fig plucked fresh from the tree. I can feel the juices swell at the back of my throat. My pan went into a bit of shellshock and I couldn't stop squirming. You smell like spring flowers cured in a light salt bath and left to fill a room with their beautiful aroma. The sweetness carries over here as well. 1.1 pounds. It hangs a bit to the left when fully on display. I feel there may be something either clipped onto, or piercing it? But it could be an issue with the underwear you are wearing... Stats. Strength is a 6. This is low for a Violet Blood, but you seem kinder than the others. Pliability is a 10! Out! Of! 10! So squirmy and perfect. Hff, you should play with someone else's gills, with this... Length is... another 6! Though. uhm. I feel I may be shortchanging you. Only a little. Because it is difficult to discern the total length when taking into consideration the unique situation you're in. Girth is a 4. Smaller side but still respectable. Hff, I could definitely see you swallowed up by another cute troll. X Factor: 7! Uhm. I'll elaborate below. You've got a perfectly pliable kraken tendril, with the dexterity and respect you should come to earn. Hhf. Your unique feature that really seems to have me on the edge of my seat is a similarly high amount of psionic nodes as @archiveAddict meaning that any lowblood could completely control yourbugleforyuouohmyghost. Uhm. And. It seems that you have a slightly unique sharp to it. That lets it move through water better, by being, uhm, explicitly thinner on one side... Very high quality overall.
you did a vvery vvery good job dear
oh my this is most most flattering i am turning so vviolet at howw cute and swweet you made my bulge sound!! i could not havve possibly comprehended the levvel of elation i wwould receivve at reading that you taste of fresh figs and spring flowwers wwhen thinking of my slurry in your mouth i wwill admit that i do havve one small piercing hidden i havve a penchant for gold jewwelry but no one has seen it yet! except for one troll @castigatedgement
i feel a strange attachment to every sollux i meet it just reminds me of when things were simpler between the helpsman and i (tags: The Rankmaid & The Helpsman, archive rating: G)
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🥹🫂👶❤️✨😌 😍🥰😊💖🐾
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i feel a bit more like myself
#freedom https://media.tenor.com/WndNXbf-UTIAAAAM/toji-toji-fushiguro.gif
do you perhaps havve personal experiences wwith the rowwdiness of these swweaty centaurs or perhaps their leader the dreaded manotaur i wwill say that i can often calm them wwith a single touch to their bulging pectoral muscles but only after extensivve research and shoosh pap training
Y9u may find the reacti9ns self-explanat9ry, and I applaud y9u f9r that, really, I d9, 6ut y9u d9n't speak f9r every9ne. Chittr has a significant min9rity 9f n9n-tr9ll users wh9 frequently express c9nfusi9n a69ut what it means t9, f9r example, mediate a Chitt. I rec9mmend paying cl9ser attenti9n t9 y9ur feed if y9u truly 6elieve 9therwise. And my age? Really? What w9uld y9u kn9w a69ut my age 9r the s9-called "6etter" things am I supp9sed t9 6e d9ing at such an age, stranger wh9se identity is c9mpletely unfamiliar t9 me? The last time I checked, y9u have n9 auth9rity 9ver me t9 tell me what I sh9uld 9r sh9uldn't 6e d9ing with my 9wn free will.
i havve and it can be quite ovverwwhelming for me wwithout a friend to anchor my feed onto i can get lost in a sea of vvague posting and bulge posting
i tried to do my patented "i don't feel great" flop and when my back hit the bed a button flew into the ceiling. #nsfw ?
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anywways wwhat is evveryone else up to
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hello evveryone on the topic of #rankbait i havve just finished a quite knackering and time consuming attempt at wwrangling a pack of vvery antsy lusii atop my skyhorse it is mating season currently and all of the male bull centaurlusii havve insisted on pairing off together and slamming their swweaty musculature against each other in rambunctious displays of dominance the sound of their clashing pectoral muscles and equine lowwer halvves made the entire fields rumble haha it is quite the scary sight to a non experienced lusii handler luckily i am knowwledgeable enough to avvoid getting caught in the crossfire of their bleating bashing and bucking although one of them did havve twwo of the smaller centaur males in a headlock faces rammed into his underarms the good newws is that evverything is vvery under control and i havve showwn them to a neww open field wwhere they may gallop in peace and livve out their alpha dominance displays in peace nature is truly beautiful #zoology #caretaking #lusiibattles #theirmustaches #wwerequite #wwellkept
yes mr president! 0v0
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#goodoldtimes #nostalgia https://media.tenor.com/0in-35kp6NsAAAA1/gamzee-gamzee-makara.webp
#plans #imagination #miracles https://i.imgur.com/6JDxVRa.jpeg
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hello im available hello has someone ttaken this opportunity yet im available im available for this please respodn
#bestfriend https://media.tenor.com/xD__0LQYUXcAAAAj/banana-zdcj.gif
🎵 Now Listening - Soundtrack #6 Happy Theme - Fred Strittmatter, Quirin Amper Jr. https://youtu.be/NUNTv_ezcrs?si=IDOnrqD3bqd_Ywzf
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not one single one of you is ready for this poop thats about to drop (out of the butt implied)
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One aspect of the myth of Jesus Christ in human culture that I have always found to 8e especially intriguing was that of the 8etrayal of Judas Iscariot. It is a component of the story that is completely unique to mankind, as opposed to the more o8vious parallels drawn 8etween certain troll legends and it. To 8e fated to not only 8etray your 8eloved teacher, 8ut for that 8etrayal to 8e integral to lift him up and make his legend all the more important. It's of no wonder that many depictions of Judas show him wracked with grief and shame at his actions, despite the futility that would accompany any kind of resistance. He is a controversial and theologically contested figure, of course, 8ut there is a poetry to 8eing 8etrayed with a kiss. It's of no wonder that he is such a prevalent topic in Christian artwork. He's all too human. #easter #religion
as llittlle as i respect the average eridan i cant say i llove the human authority figure stringing him up. feells kinda... wrong.
G3ND3R 1SNT R34L WOM3N 4R3 JUST TH3 ON3S 1 TH1NK 4R3 HOT 4ND M3N 4R3 3V3RYON3 3LS3
Blasting loud music when you share the house with others should be punishable by death. ▼
I really should be making more fish puns for dhe whimsy of id. "No Prawnblem" is liderally so cude.
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My life is apparently in fucking shambles.
It looks fine to me. This is driVing me batty.
I'Ve been to parties With less bulge-riding than this serial post-hater. #nsfW #? #IDon'tFuckingKnoW
hmmmmmmmm #MyPokeymons #MyTeam https://i.ibb.co/93hgpqyp/image.png
Great energy, keep it going. #IfTheyDieTheyDie
Mor3 Kull for m3 yummy
ALTERNIANS CHERUBS LEPRECHAUNS HUMANS BEFORANS #TIERLIST
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IS MY PFP WORKING. OR IS THIS SITE SHIT? #IMINHELL
most evil account on here yet
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why is every version of me on here a quirked up sex pervert!? this is SO not cash money! we egberts need to protect our brand! we can't be unassuming and lame if we get laid. #nsfw #notcool #ifidontgetanythenYOUdontgetany
ah yeah Zure letZ juZt all reveal whatZ wrong with uZ to the creepy Zounding weirdo in the name of "Zcience" if you genuinely fall for that youre pandead cullbait and im not taKing it bacK lmao #vaguepoZting
Le⚚'s be ℞eal, 90% of Kismesis ℞ela⚚ed inju℞ies could be avoided wi⚚h simple common sense. Bu⚚ mos⚚ of you a℞e ⚚oo s⚚upid, so people like me end up wi⚚h even mo℞e wo℞k.
√(What no)²
√(I think this is the longest I've seen this place go without a bout of absolutely batshit hornyposting. Good job, team!)²
√(I have several questions.)²
√(NOOOOOOOOO)²
Okay, I+ Seems +ha+ No One Believes In My Pure In+en+ions, So I'll Go Firs+: I'm Comple+ely Missing +he Muscle In My Mou+h +ha+ Seems +o Be A Key De+ail For +rolls +o Be Able +o +alk. I Can'+ Send A Pho+o +hough, My Husk+op Doesn'+ Have A Camera, Bu+ I'll +ry +o Find A Way Soon.
And a typo, I'm going to bury myself aliVe.
First time getting serVice in this forsaken caVerns and my feed is full of seadWellers and bad food. #cullme
ii know iim remarkiing on old iirrelevant bull2hiit at thii2 poiint, but how boo2ted off of 2oporiifiic2 do you even have two FUCKIING be two even con2iider 2ome goiing two 2ome 2ham event liike #eriidanweek ? ii had two turn off 2ociial2 ju2t two 2pare my2elf from an even biigger pan-ache, and yet the ma22e2 2lurped iit up liike iimproperly hydrated kraft grub-aiid 2lurry.
theyre hurting him!!! HE CANT TWIRL LIKE THIS U MONSTERS!!! #MayICome
=:) One yearns for the s|lly long lost touch of the|r mass|ve hunky mo|ra|l- oh sh|t wa|t he’s f|nally pull|ng up! Brb b|tches!!~
- YOU;'RE JOKING YOUR KISMESIS AND NO PLEASE THE GOURD TRACT VIOLENCE
- NO PLEASE
- Hello
- Ahaha. Yes! Yeah... no... 🤣🤣🤣
Is that what those are calleX? \ The funny little fellows crowXing about your worXs. /
i #NEED callie coinz
i wonder if #Calliope will b coming 2 #eridanweek......
i dont think u guys understand what havin to delete troll bruno marss # is gonna do to me......
#RageQuittin
#MadAtHim #AngryAtHim #Seething #Smad
#HEGUHED
whos da giant cat who makes ALL OF DA RULES
when the kity doesnt want u to get up u HAVE to stay there bc kity makes da rules #ThePurrer #CatsInCharge
i am ALLOWED 2 have any shinies i shiny hunted 4 irl btw
you kno what i mean!!!!
#FauxNews #DRAMAAAAAA
i miss bruno :'(
she got whumped....
k guys!!! remember that if ur #ImComing to 2nites #EridanWeek partay u GOTTA rvsp w/ the hashtag rmbr its #IWantCandy so our eridan week rideshare can come & scoop u over to the venue! #ThereWillBeFreeTransportHomeBTW
oh man theyre bringin the sucker out :/
I LOVE MY NEW HUSBAND ERIGAN AND MY NEW WIPE MEENBAH && I LUV EVERY1 I MARRIGIED 2NITE & I LOVE MARTIBIS & I LOVE THE RACKMAID & I LOUV CALLIOPEEE AND JANE & I LOVE RENOLUTIONARRY GIRL! NEVADA! YUSSSSSS #IWANTCAMDY #IWANTCANDY #ERIGANWEEK #ERIDANWEANN #ERIGDAANWEEK #ERIDANWEEP #ERIDANWEEK
i gog a penhouse in dieami wwake up with no jammy #NewHugsand #NewWife #Conplicated
It's better. @castigatedGement
"#eridanweek day 1: flush*/pale" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Eridan Ampora/Reader, flushfic, chitfic, a walk on the beach, chittr mention, fluff, tsundere!eridan, #imcoming, writing prompt, archive rating: G) eridan had called you here to meet by the shore it was a strange thing! he was usually quite dismissive of your extended attempts at friendships, liking his chittr posts and commenting on what you could he didnt always reply, but he was always sending a like your way regardless there was always a flutter in your blood pusher when that notification appeared in your inbox the dm was unexpected but accepted nonetheless you gave a small wave and a happy smile when he approached, his eyes low and a nasty little grimace on his face "oh... is something wrong?" you asked, feeling nervousness begin to rise "wwhat? no nothins wwrong" he responded plainly with fluttering fins, brushing his fingers through his hair and purposefully avoiding looking at you you walk along the shore getting to know more about each other he says that hed been admiring your brash nature online, that he enjoyed the way you spoke your mind and cared little for the disagreements in your replies seemingly out of nowhere, the thick acidic scent of rain fills your senses, and droplets of slightly stinging rain begin to pour down on the two of you you feel eridan move in a bit closer, reaching for his cape and slowly arching an arm over you to protect you from the rain you bring your gaze up to ask him what he was doing, but you realize he was already looking at you red hearts held within wide eyes, cheeks flushed a deep violet, nothing but admiration on his sharp features he immediately flicks his face away with closed eyes and a tight frown to pretend he hadnt been caught as you continue to walk protected by his cape, flushed feelings swim between the two of you "i had a fine time but i wwould havve preferred it hadnt started fuckin rainin" "maybe next time we could hang out at my place?" you ask sheepishly "yeah wwhatevver maybe" you cant wait for the next notification notes: my eridan is quite sweet and gentle but i understand there are many different eridans so this is my take on a tsundere!eridan happy #eridanweek #imcoming
@castigatedgement my cuttlelusus told me so so it must be true
all of the royal scientists are calling this mayhaps the most joyous and celebratory thing to evver happen you wwill be the best karkat there dude i can foresee it
you cannot see it right noww bro but i am making trumpet noises wwith my mouth and my fingers are miming the trumpet keys please come to eridan wweek and come hard!!
is there a list can i take a number
what if boys start kissing at the pparty
you have to tag #imcoming
Lik£, old pictur£ of my lusus! https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/lususpic3_1.png
#imcoming
#imcoming to #eridanweek ! 0v0 DAY ONE: FLUSH / PALE DAY TWO: CUCK CHAIR / FUDANSHI THRONE DAY THREE: HURT/COMFORT / WHUMP DAY FOUR: PITCH / ASHEN DAY FIVE: MAGIC / SCIENCE DAY SIX: GUNPLAY / WANDPLAY DAY SEVEN: MARCH / COSPLAY writing prompt itinerary: @captiousGestures (tags: Eridan Ampora/Chittr, eridan week, daily writing prompts, archive rating: E)
a true fujoshi would never speak ill of himejoshi love and i love my yuri as toxic and rank as possible
i hope an update in the future allows you to mark your entire account as #nsfw i feel like that might be helpful i feel very terrible when i accidentally mistag 0n0"
you do know what website you are on right?
vAGUEPOSTING,,, i, lIKE YOU, a LOT, aND THINK YOU ARE, a GOOD FRIEND, oF MINE, #VAGUEPOST #VAGUEPOSTING #IMCOMING #ERIDANWEEK
I keep saying this
can yyou do that again closer to my ear
wwhat oh ok i see wwhat is happenin here feel free to engage wwith wwhat im doin on this page goin forwward its kinda nice to think wwe are bros evven on that wwimpy revverse planet but i think youre lookin for @affableCantor
karkat is one of my most supportive friends equius dont speak with him if you jave any cruel things to ssay you can direct them at me personally as vulgar as you want
hwat
nonononono im going to visit him soon equius dont do this please for me for aradia please
bboys please hhah
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uh hey man wwhy are you green
"behind closet doors" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Crowbar/Diamonds Droog, hidden sex, #nsfw, #violence, pitchfling, pitchfic, dont get caught, thats what youre for diamonds, top vs top, m/m, archive rating: E) summary: droog and seven mysteriously go missing during a party multiple anonymous requesters droogs lips travelled up crowbars neck feverishly, their bodies crushed tightly to one another in the small manor closet he huffed out a trembling groan between soft inhales, memorizing allspice and sandalwood clinging to number 7s fuzz "i dont have much time," droog mumbled quickly, hands working at the bright green belt that kept crowbar away from him "you never needed that much time before," crowbar groaned with a frustrating laugh, earning a rough shove from droog that sent the felt member slamming into the wall their lips crashed together in a hasty dance, crowbar letting out a small hiss of approval from his gills towards the sound of rustling fabric and the feeling of droogs hands reaching down between their middles "are you even listening to me? i know you have difficulty understanding directions, so ill say it slow: *turn around,*" droog said impatiently, pulling back a bridge of sticky saliva still connected to the thickness of sevens pale tongue as the kiss broke "fuck you mean turn around? *you* turn your ass around," seven shoved back, causing droogs body to freeze and his gaze to tear upwards "what did you just say?" the sounds in the closet turned from hushed moans to rabid barks, fragile items stored away with them shattering on the ground and being knocked over a few punches later, droog was on the ground with his body forced downwards a cheek pressed hard into the well-polished marble by a bright green hand on the back of his head, droogs knees holding his lower half up to meet perfectly with crowbars hips he felt a clothed grind and just near bit his own tongue off droog needed a cigarette "stopped fighting so soon, must wanna take it tonight," seven muttered smugly, bright red staining his mouth as his other hand drew droogs hips tighter to his front "go fuck yourself," droog snarled back, vision flashing white as he received a sharp crack to the back of the head "thats what youre for, diamonds" droog really needed a fucking cigarette ◆7◆ clovers adorable little body skidded to a stop hed been sent out to find just where seven scurried off to! the boss wanted everyone at the party to be on their best behaviors, and skulking around was certainly not best behavior "seven! are you in there? youre needed back at the party pronto!" clover called out curiously, knocking on the door a shaking voice called out from the other side "yeah, yeah i-im... fucking... c-cu–... coming." 7◆7 notes: kyaaa the party was so fun! im so glad i was able to go and i hope another is hosted soon! chitfic unrelated
anybody mad at me tonight just checkin in
D --> A failure to take responsibility for one's actions is indicative of a lack of moral character D --> Perhaps this is simply what happens when trolls who need to be culled aren't D --> Piteous, really
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Greed from @amorousCasanova ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I have some specific lore about this guy that you can read below! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Character Name: Sollux Captor Title: The Helpsman Nicknames: Sol, Lux Role: Imperial Helm/Powersource. • Head of a group of other helms and psionic golds that help power androids, buildings, and ships, and even the cities. • Helps with digital infrastructure on Beforus Physical Appearance Hair Color: Black Eye Color: Red and Blue Height: 5'10" Weight: 135 pounds Skin Color: Grey with a slight yellow undertone. Birthmarks: None Fashion/Style: He typically wears a body suit that helps with conduction. Though he does have more casual clothing. He just wears t-shirts and baggy sweats otherwise Health: He's in good physical health. His mental state is seemingly unstable, but he seems at his best when being useful. Other Identifying: He has visible seams and ports on his body. He was augmented to perform more efficiently. Basic Details Age: 16.25 solar sweeps / 35 Human years • Note, I do not adhere to caste age limits in Homestuck canon. Birth/Hatchdate: May 22nd Gender: Uses Male identifiers but doesn't care otherwise. Birthplace: Beforan Empire Quadrant Status: Single Language(s): Beforan, Alternian, English Occupation: Works as a helm for the empire. He also manages the power and digital systems of the empire. Financial: He's surprisingly well off for a Goldblood. He's not rich, but he's comfortable by his caste standards. Social Standing: Good - He's no longer close with Feferis, but he's remained in good standing with beforus. He has only needed to undergo re-education once in the past. Biography Sollux works and performs for the empire. Due to the technological advances and move away from biotech for everyday use, gold was needed more than ever. Sollux helps with the more digital/technical side of running the more digitally forward empire. Sollux helped design some of the systems and the connections needed for helms to connect to Androids to control them throughout the empire. Sollux himself has a designated android he works from. The andriods affect the mental state of the helm... positively :). Being one of the strongest helms, a lot of major buildings and structures, like the floating islands, are powered by him; he works with a team of helms to power them. Sollux gets a positive emotional boost when hooked up. He's able to work more efficiently and feels good about himself and others; he also feels mentally clearer. However, when not on the machine, he feels foggy and depressed, and he takes medication to keep up the good mood. He is a model beforan a citizen.
// These are some doodles I did of my Gamzee design. He's got a lil goat tail. He's a big fella, tower's over his friend group, but he's a bit of a sloucher. She's just a cutiepie i think. https://64.media.tumblr.com/49829dba538bf7f5d0de9bcacf7a052e/1d7b33ce1fb5dee8-9b/s1280x1920/618e7eb76d567b3f9d508e8d7fb8b899663ed480.png
sToP FuCkInG YeLlInG At mE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sOuNdS LiKe a mOtHeR FuCkIn mAgIc iTeM. jUsT Be cArEfUl wItH It. BeTtEr bE GoOd oR It's gOnNa pUt mE In a bItInG MoOd.
jUsT WoKe uP AnD CrAwLeD OuT Of tHe cOcOoN. sTrAiGhT Up pUpAtIc iN ThIs mOtHeR FuCkEd. YoU KnOw i hAd tO CrAcK ThE CoLd oNe oPeN. hTtPs://cDn.iMgChEsT.CoM/FiLeS/46DbF1015009.jPeG
iF AnYbOdY BiTeS Me, It aIn't gOnNa gO In a cUtE DiReCtIoN. i'lL BiTe a mOtHeR FuCkErS LuNgS OuT AnD BlOw tHeM Up iNtO BiG BaLlOoN BaRkBeAsTs.
:) KaRkAt HtTpS://I.ImGuR.CoM/0q8cL6W.PnG #QuAdRaNtS #mOiRaIl
my moirail has been doin her fukin damnest 2 keep my volatile ass in check bless her pushr fr fr!!! i pity dat troll so hard! <>
ill make sure i have one 0///v///0 its nice to hear from you i was worried the last chapter of chained to you had upset you with the forced separation cliff hanger
im proud of you 0v0
tell me when the nice guard with the broken horn is on shift again because i need you to put a suit on for it ill bring one and slip it through the bars like last time
you need to start repenting and i think this might be a step in the right direction and also i couldnt get the angle right for the unluckys charms cover so i need you for that
your requests are always the ones i take first even when i have a backlog of commissions i still have the charred first draft of kiss the blood from my gills that you proofread and edited for me in my desk karkat