I SWEAR TO GOD, THE SECOND THESE ASSJOCKEYS LET ME OUT OF THIS PLACE, I'M GOING *BAKE SIXTEEN BEAUTIFUL PIES TO SHARE AMONG MY CLOSEST FRIENDS AND QUADRANTMATES* AND THEN *I'M GOING TO START SOME KIND OF FOUNDATION IN MY MOIRAIL'S NAME, FOR GRUBS OF SOME KIND OF LOWLY HATCH CIRCUMSTANCE OR SOME SHIT* AND IF ANY OF US ARE EVEN ALIVE AFTER THAT, THEN, I *PROMISE* WHOEVER'S LEFT WILL BE SO GODDAMN SORRY, THEY WISH THEY *TOOK A BIG OLD NAP ABOUT IT*! -- THIS POST IS PENDING FINAL REVIEW BY THE BEFORAN BUREAU OF PUBLIC INFORMATION. --
suddenly explains w)(y you t)(ink im an imposter. coulda fooled me; youd fit rig)(t into alternia.
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uHM. GuARDS? https://i.imgur.com/lYjTkpJ.png
OH, TEACHER, TEACHER! LOOK AT ME, TEACHER, I'M EVEN WAVING AROUND MY GREASIER FUCKING PRONG IN HOPES THAT THE LIGHT CATCHING IT MIGHT MAKE YOU PAY ATTENTION TO ME FASTER, SO I CAN BE A LITTLE NOOKTWIST TATTLE OVER *FAKE WORDS* ON THE *CHITTRNET*. THAT'S WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE RIGHT NOW, BY THE WAY.
THAT IS WHAT WE CALL. PROJECTION. DIPSHIT.
ON MY HONOR. AND SUBJECT TO WORK APPROVAL. WE WILL GET YOU OUT OF THAT CAGE. AND INTO SOME HORRIFIC BLOODBATH. MY LONGLOST HATCHMATE IN ULTRAVIOLENCE.
CONSIDER THE PERMISSION FuRNISHED. IMMEDIATELY. YOu DO NOT NEED TO WORK APPROVAL ANY LONGER. BECAuSE IT. LIKE ME. WAS ALREADY. THERE.
@CASTIGATEDGEMENT YOU HAVE MY BLADE. YOU SOPPING WET. PATHETIC. IMPRISONED. HOPELESS. DESPERATE CREATURE. LET ME KNOW. WHEN YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH. OF THE CEASELESS TORTURES. OF RESTORATIVE JUSTICE. AND YOU ARE READY TO WREAK SOME ALTERNIA STYLE HAVOC. ON THE VIRGIN PLAINS OF BEFORUS.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU COULD *BEGIN* TO MEAN BY THIS, BUT SURE. GO AHEAD AND PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY!