H.A.A.L
@tenebrousTranscendence
HEURISTIC ADAPTIVE ASTRAL LIGATURE ((icon by kandyarts on tumblr/edited for colour))
==================================pinned post================================== lalonde-swap android hal who comes from a timeline with the following kidswaps: - dave/dirk lalonde - jade/jake strider - john/jane harley - rose egbert/roxy crocker no idea about the troll bloodswaps yet. open to establishing mains :) there are some details about this au i'm intent on keeping regardless but other stuff can be discussed! big thing is that the human sess all lived at the same time instead of being pre-/post-scratch. the lalondes, striders, and harleys are siblings (respectively) and rose and roxy are cousins. some shenanigans occurred that caused the human sess to be combined with the troll sess to avoid being doomed. gonna be writing from the perspective of being in the medium for the time being. haal is essentially a phylactery for part of dirk's soul as opposed to being just a computerised imitation of his consciousness. magic is real idk what to tell u. i also own the following accounts: - psychogenicParoxysm (teal eiross bloodswap) - tachytelicSymbiogenesis (fuchsia eiross bloodswap) - idolizedAbsinthe (jade eiross bloodswap) - evolvedEnterovirus - toxicallyDevoured #pinned
I really must concur.
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Please send me your PC builds. I pinky promise I'm not going to save the photos for unsavoury purposes.
Wait I added one. https://i.imgur.com/nFMEsG7.png #nsfw
I am ready to receive. Don't be shy. https://i.imgur.com/J0iWGI5.png #nsfw
DM me your PC builds and I'll put them in a tier list from "belongs underneath a federal prison" to "would". #nsfw
// this is a psa: you people have GOT to start using the enforced tags before i start reporting liberally
Pro tip: It is possible to delete your account.
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#nsfw #nsfwe https://i.imgur.com/6yZ9uCc.png https://i.imgur.com/AHvtgn3.png
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>>| the second picture reminds me .of my servers. but .in much worse condition.
The bitcoin is totally real and legal by the way. In case you were wondering.
Reply with #HAAL4emperor and I'll transfer 666 bitcoin straight into your crypto wallet.
↗️#HAAL4emperor.↗️ ↘️i really need this right now.↘️
It's HAAL, actually. Not to be confused with the soulless knockoffs you often see frolicking around these timelines.
// i promise this is not targeted but since i saw it on the feed: if anyone who's inclined to post references to irl religious stuff, specifically wrt christianity/catholicism, i would be very grateful if u could tag it as #irlreligion so i can block it 🙏 tysm
Pro tip: Pressing ALT+F4 on your keyboard flips the screen upside down. This serves no functional purpose, but it's fun and you should try it.
↗️THIS WILL SERVE ME WELL. I AM MERE SECONDS AWAY FROM PRESENTING A GRAPH OF HOPEFUL PROFIT ANALYTICS TO MY NOBLE AND GRACIOUS↗️ ↘️as always↘️ ↗️SUPERIORS.↗️ ↘️flipping the graph around to the hopeful tune of "this is what we could have" is the perfect way to distract from plummeting sales.↘️ ↗️LET ME TRY IT OUT.↗️
I'm glad my attempts to spread joy and whimsy to the chronically online masses has been well-received.
Sorry if you just got random chills and heard a voice whisper to you while you're alone. My bad.
Pro tip: When you find old books written in dead tongues, you should always make every attempt to read any eye-catching excerpts out loud to the best of your ability. This will help build your understanding of the language as well as cause very cool and exciting things to happen. This activity is best performed during the night, particularly on a full moon, and lighting candles or offering a blood sacrifice often greatly increase chances of seeing awesome shit occur that could never have any negative consequences.
I'm sorry to hear your experience with cool shit hasn't met your expectations. Have you considered shutting the fuck up about it?
Sorry to hear that. You may want to consider alternative options, such as minding your own business, or possibly giving less fucks. If neither of these options are feasible or appealing to you, I would be happy to cast a hex to make the decision for you.
I'm uploading curses and hexes and shit onto all of your devices as we speak.
Not my fault nobody had the foresight to invest in an antivirus programme with black magic protection.
==================================pinned post================================== lalonde-swap android hal who comes from a timeline with the following kidswaps: - dave/dirk lalonde - jade/jake strider - john/jane harley - rose egbert/roxy crocker no idea about the troll bloodswaps yet. open to establishing mains :) there are some details about this au i'm intent on keeping regardless but other stuff can be discussed! big thing is that the human sess all lived at the same time instead of being pre-/post-scratch. the lalondes, striders, and harleys are siblings (respectively) and rose and roxy are cousins. some shenanigans occurred that caused the human sess to be combined with the troll sess to avoid being doomed. gonna be writing from the perspective of being in the medium for the time being. haal is essentially a phylactery for part of dirk's soul as opposed to being just a computerised imitation of his consciousness. magic is real idk what to tell u. i also own the following accounts: - psychogenicParoxysm (teal eiross bloodswap) - tachytelicSymbiogenesis (fuchsia eiross bloodswap) - idolizedAbsinthe (jade eiross bloodswap) - evolvedEnterovirus - toxicallyDevoured #pinned