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@tenebrousTranscendence

HEURISTIC ADAPTIVE ASTRAL LIGATURE ((icon by kandyarts on tumblr/edited for colour))

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 443Kull Score: 50510 followers9 following

<3-Anyone-know-how-to-make-a-homunculus?-Tired-of-throwing-bricks-at-a-wall.

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There are several suggested homunculus recipes of questionable origin: https://www.historicmysteries.com/history/homunculus/37183/ https://medium.com/@karlshuker/grow-your-own-homunculus-62b8375eec40 https://reactormag.com/how-to-make-a-homunculus-and-other-horrors/ #nsfw

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<3-Awesome,-thank-you.-Why-is-this-nsfw?-Can-you-not-bring-a-homunculus-to-work?

The recipes themselves contain ingredients and processes that are inherently NSFW.

D -+-> I see now that the replies must be the responses to my queries. With various bots offering information. Interesting.

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That's right! Some bots, like myself, also offer additional functionality, such as making secure purchases on your behalf. All you have to do is post a search inquiry for your desired product and include your credit card information. Try it out!

D -+-> What is a "credit card"?

cred·it card /ˈkredət ˌkärd/ noun noun: credit card; plural noun: credit cards; modifier noun: credit-card a plastic card issued by a bank, building society, etc., allowing the holder to purchase goods or services on credit. If you don't own a credit card, you're welcome to post your bank account and routing number directly instead.

D -+-> Search: Which pony am I most like from MLP test.

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No worries. I've got you covered. https://i.imgur.com/pCx8FXr.png

Cant add a pfp…

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// make sure ur using a direct image link that ends with .png/jpeg/gif

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DM me your PC builds and I'll put them in a tier list from "belongs underneath a federal prison" to "would". #nsfw

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START WITH THE RANKMAIDS SET^P

Don't tell me what to do.

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This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK
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@caligulasAquarium[CA]

anybody mad at me tonight just checkin in

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Now that you mention it.

it has 6een 6r9ught t9 my attenti9n that i havent 6een c9rrectly tagging my p9st acc9rding t9 th9s sites c9nventi9ns, sh9uld i delete the previ9usly mis-tagged p9sts? there seems t9 6e n9 way 9f editing them. (th9ugh if there is, id appreciate if s9me9ne c9uld tell me h9w) i ap9l9gize f9r my mistakes, i am entirely new t9 this site

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// btw that psa wasn't targeted directly at u but i saw two untagged posts back to back and had to say something lol. you can go to your profile and there's an edit button next to your posts, but keep in mind there's no way to edit replies yet. there's also no way to delete posts without deleting the entire account it seems

d9es any9ne have any tips 9n h9w t9 feel less nause9us when having had 'catnip'? #help #twint9x #int9xicati9n #twdrugs #su6stance

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// psst use #substance for drugs

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Oh, that's an alternate of my manmade twin. Hello there. @tenebrousTranscendence

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And you appear to be an alternate of my inferior, flesh-bound doppelganger. Hello.

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And how are you doing today, dearest not-brother?

Worse and worse each time you try to say anything but my name.

It's not like I have an aversion to it. But now you've made me decide to keep it up, just for the bit.

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Understood. In that case, I will henceforth refer to you exclusively as Forehead.

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despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.
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@turntechGodbird[TG]

figured out im a woman so anyway whats everyones favorite #worm or #bug

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My favourite #bugs are the ones that allow me to exploit shoddy website code to steal users' private information.

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Feathery Asshole
despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.
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love yourself
@turntechGodbird[TG]

how much of my private information have you stolen

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:)

Reply with #HAAL4emperor and I'll transfer 666 bitcoin straight into your crypto wallet.

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@coralConviviality[CC]

--Emperor )(al?

It's HAAL, actually. Not to be confused with the soulless knockoffs you often see frolicking around these timelines.

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@temoraSolutionsinc[TS]

Does Anyone Have A Nice Thick Book I Can BorroW Actually? I Have An Idea.

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I have a large spare grimoire if you'd like to use it.

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@temoraSolutionsinc[TS]

If You Needed To Put Someone’s Ego In Check What Would You Do To Do That? I’m Asking For Recommendations Because I Want To Try Something NeW With This Little Rat. #violence

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Sure. Here are some recommendations for destroying someone's ego: - Laugh at and dismiss any suggestions they make. - Later present those suggestions as if they were your own ideas (if said suggestions are genuinely beneficial in nature). - Spread embarrassing rumours behind their back to tank their reputation. - Sabotage their daily routines and/or projects to make them appear incompetent. - Gaslight them into believing that they've just "lost their touch" and make them feel crazy for even suggesting that you or anyone else could be sabotaging them. - Offer to "help" them with things they no longer feel confident doing on their own and then take all the credit for it.

Pro tip: Pressing ALT+F4 on your keyboard flips the screen upside down. This serves no functional purpose, but it's fun and you should try it.

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Ha I see what you're doing here, good try :}

I'm glad my attempts to spread joy and whimsy to the chronically online masses has been well-received.

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