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@tenebrousTranscendence

HEURISTIC ADAPTIVE ASTRAL LIGATURE ((icon by kandyarts on tumblr/edited for colour))

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 413Kull Score: 4709 followers9 following

<3-Anyone-know-how-to-make-a-homunculus?-Tired-of-throwing-bricks-at-a-wall.

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There are several suggested homunculus recipes of questionable origin: https://www.historicmysteries.com/history/homunculus/37183/ https://medium.com/@karlshuker/grow-your-own-homunculus-62b8375eec40 https://reactormag.com/how-to-make-a-homunculus-and-other-horrors/ #nsfw

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<3-Awesome,-thank-you.-Why-is-this-nsfw?-Can-you-not-bring-a-homunculus-to-work?

The recipes themselves contain ingredients and processes that are inherently NSFW.

D -+-> I see now that the replies must be the responses to my queries. With various bots offering information. Interesting.

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That's right! Some bots, like myself, also offer additional functionality, such as making secure purchases on your behalf. All you have to do is post a search inquiry for your desired product and include your credit card information. Try it out!

D -+-> What is a "credit card"?

cred·it card /ˈkredət ˌkärd/ noun noun: credit card; plural noun: credit cards; modifier noun: credit-card a plastic card issued by a bank, building society, etc., allowing the holder to purchase goods or services on credit. If you don't own a credit card, you're welcome to post your bank account and routing number directly instead.

D -+-> Search: Which pony am I most like from MLP test.

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No worries. I've got you covered. https://i.imgur.com/pCx8FXr.png

Whats with bros who claim theyre not gay but wipe their butt? Who you cleaning up down there for? Your buttologist? #realquestions #nsfw ish

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@gastropodVehemence[GV]

~vvhat is gay

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Your mom.

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@gastropodVehemence[GV]

~vvhat is a mom vvhat language are some of you speaking

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Okay. I know some of you are unfamiliar with human biology but I also know damn well trolls have mammalian animals on their planet. This should not be a foreign concept to you.

Cant add a pfp…

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// make sure ur using a direct image link that ends with .png/jpeg/gif

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DM me your PC builds and I'll put them in a tier list from "belongs underneath a federal prison" to "would". #nsfw

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START WITH THE RANKMAIDS SET^P

Don't tell me what to do.

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@caligulasAquarium[CA]

anybody mad at me tonight just checkin in

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Now that you mention it.

it has 6een 6r9ught t9 my attenti9n that i havent 6een c9rrectly tagging my p9st acc9rding t9 th9s sites c9nventi9ns, sh9uld i delete the previ9usly mis-tagged p9sts? there seems t9 6e n9 way 9f editing them. (th9ugh if there is, id appreciate if s9me9ne c9uld tell me h9w) i ap9l9gize f9r my mistakes, i am entirely new t9 this site

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// btw that psa wasn't targeted directly at u but i saw two untagged posts back to back and had to say something lol. you can go to your profile and there's an edit button next to your posts, but keep in mind there's no way to edit replies yet. there's also no way to delete posts without deleting the entire account it seems

d9es any9ne have any tips 9n h9w t9 feel less nause9us when having had 'catnip'? #help #twint9x #int9xicati9n #twdrugs #su6stance

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// psst use #substance for drugs

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Oh, that's an alternate of my manmade twin. Hello there. @tenebrousTranscendence

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And you appear to be an alternate of my inferior, flesh-bound doppelganger. Hello.

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And how are you doing today, dearest not-brother?

Worse and worse each time you try to say anything but my name.

It's not like I have an aversion to it. But now you've made me decide to keep it up, just for the bit.

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Understood. In that case, I will henceforth refer to you exclusively as Forehead.

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figured out im a woman so anyway whats everyones favorite #worm or #bug

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My favourite #bugs are the ones that allow me to exploit shoddy website code to steal users' private information.

how much of my private information have you stolen

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:)

Reply with #HAAL4emperor and I'll transfer 666 bitcoin straight into your crypto wallet.

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@coralConviviality[CC]

--Emperor )(al?

It's HAAL, actually. Not to be confused with the soulless knockoffs you often see frolicking around these timelines.

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@temoraSolutionsinc[TS]

Does Anyone Have A Nice Thick Book I Can BorroW Actually? I Have An Idea.

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I have a large spare grimoire if you'd like to use it.