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@caligulasAquarium[CA]

anybody mad at me tonight just checkin in

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HUH. IT'S...

I'M GREEN.

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im not gonna out you or nothin but wwe both knoww that particular shade aint the reason you been hemoanon since i met you

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Depends on if you've done anything. This is your chance to fess up.

WHAT? I WAS NEVER HEMOANON. THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. LISTEN, I CAN'T TALK ABOUT THIS OVER CHITTR. THEY PUT SOME IMPERIAL SHITCHIP DRM ON MY PALMHUSK, SO EVERY TIME I TRY TO WRITE ANYTHING ABOUT *THE TRUTH*, IT JUST AUTOCORRECTS MY TEXT TO SAY THAT I'M OBVIOUSLY A LIME BLOOD. I'M JUST MASSIVELY FUCKING IRRESPONSIBLE, AND TERRIBLE AT THE THINGS THAT WOULD MAKE ME BE *A DECENT* ONE, AND TERRIBLE AT THE THINGS THAT WOULD MAKE ME A DECENT AND FUNCTIONING MEMBER OF SOCIETY. I AM *SO* SORRY FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE AND ALSO, LONG LIVE THE SHEPHERD CONSTERN BY THE WAY. *LOVE* HER. SHE IS JUST *FUCKING BEST*!!!

UUUUUGH!!!

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@caligulasAquarium[CA]

ugh finally someone thats got the globes to display sympathy for my struggles on this platform filled to the brim wwith haters its a noble struggle to devvote oneself to but there are times wwhen the glorious burden wweighs heavvy wwho or wwhat is a trizza though

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@caligulasAquarium[CA]

wwhat oh ok i see wwhat is happenin here feel free to engage wwith wwhat im doin on this page goin forwward its kinda nice to think wwe are bros evven on that wwimpy revverse planet but i think youre lookin for @affableCantor

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HUH. WHAT? WHAT THE HELL DOES ANY OF THAT MEAN.

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@affableCantor[AC]

hello bro this other eridan @caligulasaquarium is from a planet in revverse i havve been lookin into it in my magic orbs pondering on them they are a little bit unhinged and havve things all backwwards