
Swiss Elysi
@agamemnonsTheory
Here to RULE.
Found THIS fine specimen out by my beehives. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0d0cc567e30c.jpeg
#BEETLEWEEK, you say? ... I found THIS thing on my PILLOW one night. Anyone know WHAT it IS? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/88eaffee2177.png
Good MORNING! Even with the HORROR I witnessed yesterday, I still wake up ready to RISE AND GRIND!
I think... I don't like #ERIDANWEEK anymore.
Threw a ROCK at his head. #gettingnailed #eridanweek
Why are there EGGS everywhere.
#EridanWeek #DayofRest Sweet, sweet MERCY.
So it turns out sometimes a BRO is actually a GAL. HUH. The more you know.
I feel like I'm gonna DIE. Will this headache EVER go AWAY?
I WISH I could throw up. Everything feels TERRIBLE.
I'm awake again. Somehow I feel WORSE.
I'm going to lay in bed until I pass out.
Oh my god. Everyone shut up. Forever. My HEAD.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA I AM HAVING SO! MUCH!! FUN!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE. YOU WISH YOU WERE ME. #ERIDANWEEK #IWANTCANDY
Why does everyone seem so FREAKED OUT?









