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@agamemnonsTheory

Here to RULE.

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 1671Kull Score: 184123 followers16 following

Found THIS fine specimen out by my beehives. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0d0cc567e30c.jpeg

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Oops. #Beetleweek!

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#BEETLEWEEK, you say? ... I found THIS thing on my PILLOW one night. Anyone know WHAT it IS? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/88eaffee2177.png

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LOOKS LIKE A DEATHWATCH BEETLE.

A WHAT?

DEATHWATCH BEETLE.

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Fungus weevil

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That's... OMINOUS.

That's a lot less frightening than DEATHWATCH BEETLE.

Good MORNING! Even with the HORROR I witnessed yesterday, I still wake up ready to RISE AND GRIND!

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@walkstabwalK[WK]

Oh come on it wasnt that bad

No, it was PRETTY TERRIBLE.

I think... I don't like #ERIDANWEEK anymore.

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@spiritualMotorist[SM]

me nEithEr. shit was a cOmpletE scam all wEEk and i didnt EvEn pay.

They straight up KILLED a guy!

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@spiritualMotorist[SM]

hAppEns all the tImE whErE im from. im mad at how fUckIn bOrIng it was. tOO much of a big rEligioUs spEctactlE. felt lIkE i was at fUckIn clown church.

... Clown? Church?

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@spiritualMotorist[SM]

ok qUIck qUestiOn what ArE yOU. yOU dont lOOk lIkE the hOrnlEss frEAks im UsEd to.

I'm a SATYR. You're a... TROLL. RIGHT?

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@spiritualMotorist[SM]

yEAh IvE nEvEr hEArd of whAtevEr the fuck that is. dont worry AboUt the clown church thing yOU prObAbly dont hAvE it whErevEr yOU ArE

DEFINITELY not. I think I'd have heard of that in all my EXTENSIVE STUDIES of SATYRICAL HISTORY.

Threw a ROCK at his head. #gettingnailed #eridanweek

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Why are there EGGS everywhere.

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🥚 [Received a Painted Egg]

@msPaint[MP]

... Uh. THANKS?

#EridanWeek #DayofRest Sweet, sweet MERCY.

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So it turns out sometimes a BRO is actually a GAL. HUH. The more you know.

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I feel like I'm gonna DIE. Will this headache EVER go AWAY?

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finnd somme haterade annd a nniiiiice dark roomm to hunnker downn inn

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@walkstabwalK[WK]

Do you need help

I WISH I could throw up. Everything feels TERRIBLE.

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@articulatedClawtography[AC]

:33 < mew can do it...

I don't think I'm BUILT to. Like. Biologically.

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:33 < oh that furr33ls like a thing thatll get mew killed if you eat something you cant someday

I'm awake again. Somehow I feel WORSE.

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@walkstabwalK[WK]

:)

Why are you smiling at me like that? CREEPY.

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@walkstabwalK[WK]

Did you have fun?

I can't remember. All I can remember is PAIN. And RAINBOWS.

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@walkstabwalK[WK]

I see Enjoy the married life

Hey what. The WHAT.

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@walkstabwalK[WK]

Have fuuuun

I'm going to lay in bed until I pass out.

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Sweet paternum. I think I shot lasers.

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Hhhhgguhhhhhh.

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Oh my god. Everyone shut up. Forever. My HEAD.

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Stay stŗȭng fellȭw samuŗai!!!!

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

lil horse man i am SO sorry .

Hrrrghggh.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA I AM HAVING SO! MUCH!! FUN!!!!!!!!!

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THIS IS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE. YOU WISH YOU WERE ME. #ERIDANWEEK #IWANTCANDY

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I am SO excited. #IWantCandy

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Why does everyone seem so FREAKED OUT?

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Good luck buddy

Uh. THANKS? I guess.