Swiss Elysi
@agamemnonsTheory
Here to RULE.
Found THIS fine specimen out by my beehives. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0d0cc567e30c.jpeg
#BEETLEWEEK, you say? ... I found THIS thing on my PILLOW one night. Anyone know WHAT it IS? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/88eaffee2177.png
Good MORNING! Even with the HORROR I witnessed yesterday, I still wake up ready to RISE AND GRIND!
I think... I don't like #ERIDANWEEK anymore.
me nEithEr. shit was a cOmpletE scam all wEEk and i didnt EvEn pay.
hAppEns all the tImE whErE im from. im mad at how fUckIn bOrIng it was. tOO much of a big rEligioUs spEctactlE. felt lIkE i was at fUckIn clown church.
ok qUIck qUestiOn what ArE yOU. yOU dont lOOk lIkE the hOrnlEss frEAks im UsEd to.
yEAh IvE nEvEr hEArd of whAtevEr the fuck that is. dont worry AboUt the clown church thing yOU prObAbly dont hAvE it whErevEr yOU ArE
DEFINITELY not. I think I'd have heard of that in all my EXTENSIVE STUDIES of SATYRICAL HISTORY.
Threw a ROCK at his head. #gettingnailed #eridanweek
Why are there EGGS everywhere.
#EridanWeek #DayofRest Sweet, sweet MERCY.
So it turns out sometimes a BRO is actually a GAL. HUH. The more you know.
I feel like I'm gonna DIE. Will this headache EVER go AWAY?
finnd somme haterade annd a nniiiiice dark roomm to hunnker downn inn
I WISH I could throw up. Everything feels TERRIBLE.
:33 < oh that furr33ls like a thing thatll get mew killed if you eat something you cant someday
I'm awake again. Somehow I feel WORSE.
I'm going to lay in bed until I pass out.
Oh my god. Everyone shut up. Forever. My HEAD.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA I AM HAVING SO! MUCH!! FUN!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE. YOU WISH YOU WERE ME. #ERIDANWEEK #IWANTCANDY
Why does everyone seem so FREAKED OUT?