Swiss Elysi
@agamemnonsTheory
Here to RULE.
Found THIS fine specimen out by my beehives. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0d0cc567e30c.jpeg
Bricks that are also beehives and when you throw them the bees come out and sting someone and also throw smaller bricks at them
DO NOT DO THIS! This would DISTRESS and HARM the bees!
I ENJOY THE BEETLES. THEY ARE GOOD CREATuRES. EVEN IF I THINK. THEY ARE EXTINCT ON MY PLANET.
I DON’T THINK SO. I HAVE NOT SEEN ANY OTHER LIFEFORM. AROuND. ALTHOuGH I AM CHAINED TO A WALL. AND CAN ONLY SEE SO MuCH. SO MAYBE THERE ARE BEES. I’M A PLACE I CAN’T SEE?
I HOPE so. A world without BEES... I shudder to even THINK about it. Wait, you're CHAINED to a WALL?
#BEETLEWEEK, you say? ... I found THIS thing on my PILLOW one night. Anyone know WHAT it IS? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/88eaffee2177.png
LOOKS LIKE A DEATHWATCH BEETLE.
DEATHWATCH BEETLE.
Fungus weevil
Good MORNING! Even with the HORROR I witnessed yesterday, I still wake up ready to RISE AND GRIND!
Oh come on it wasnt that bad
GREAT AND POWERFUL PLAGUE COMES. WHEN IT COMES I TOO WILL COME. AS I WILL BE WATCHING. THIS IS A HUMAN PLAGUE THOUGH I DO NOT DISLIKE THEM PERSONALLY. IT IS CALLED A CAR CRASH. YOU WILL GET IN A CAR CRASH. I WILL WATCH AND ALSO LAUGH. HA.
I think... I don't like #ERIDANWEEK anymore.
me nEithEr. shit was a cOmpletE scam all wEEk and i didnt EvEn pay.
hAppEns all the tImE whErE im from. im mad at how fUckIn bOrIng it was. tOO much of a big rEligioUs spEctactlE. felt lIkE i was at fUckIn clown church.
ok qUIck qUestiOn what ArE yOU. yOU dont lOOk lIkE the hOrnlEss frEAks im UsEd to.
yEAh IvE nEvEr hEArd of whAtevEr the fuck that is. dont worry AboUt the clown church thing yOU prObAbly dont hAvE it whErevEr yOU ArE
DEFINITELY not. I think I'd have heard of that in all my EXTENSIVE STUDIES of SATYRICAL HISTORY.
you know what? im not even about to ask what you nutjobs are doing at that thing now
sO, uMM, hI, eVERYBODY, tHIS IS tAVROS, sTILL, fOR NOW, aND, i HAVE BEEN DOING A LOT OF THINKING FOR, mAYBE, a LONG TIME, bUT, dEFINITELY SINCE, a FEW NIGHTS AGO, sO,,, i MEAN, i CAN, tRY THIS, aND IF IT DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT, i CAN JUST, sTOP, wHICH IS, fINE, sO, i THINK,,, i AM GOING TO TRY TO BE, a COOL AND EPIC, gIRL NOW, iNSTEAD OF THE, cOOL AND EPIC, gUY, i WAS, sO, yEAH! i AM, a GIRL, i THINK, wOW THAT FEELS, wEIRD, tO SAY BUT, wEIRD, iN A GOOD WAY, eHEH,
HELL yes. I still don't get the whole GENDER thing, but I'm proud of you!
APPARENTLY SOMEONE HAD THE BRILLIANT IDEA TO WORSHIP ERIDAN FOR A WHOLE WEEK. WHO THOUGHT OF THIS? FUCK YOU! AS MUCH AS IT HURTS TO AGREE WITH KANKRI, #NOTHINGWEEK.
Why are there EGGS everywhere.
Scouring the surveillance footage from #IWANTCANDY night. Trust me. MOST of these clips are best never to see the light of day again. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b98abba0f13.png
Just SEEING this is making my head hurt again.
wAIT, i FLEW,
#ch1tt1ng from my #wr1sthusk from the p1t. where 1s my palmhusk
I hate to say it might have gotten lost in the UTTER PANDEMONIUM.