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AW FUCK IT I'LL GO. JUST FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES. #IWANTCANDY #ERIDANWEEK #IMCOMING

Thirty minutes to #IWANTCANDY.
:33 < LIVE REACTION Pictured is a LIVE REACTION to the DIRK JAKE PAWSIBLE KISS at #rumblenight #eridan #AREYOUCOMING? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/16287606ba93.png @archiveAddict @barackObama
:33 < BREAKING #eridanw33k NEWS! Picture taken LIVE at #rumblenight! Feast mewre eyes! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/044218f5f94c.png
4LR1GHT TH3 RUMBL3 1S 4B0UT T0 B3G1N!!!! https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
◥▶◀◤ —> Prepare for your feeds to feature muscularity never before thought possible.
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((they gave dragonkat social media. we are #cooked))
[[ CHARACTER INTRO ! HUZZAH ! Yet another Bro Strider. From a NONSBURB/HUMANSTUCK au. One of the only Bros who has been to therapy. #mandated. Still a fucked up guy but you know. Dave is like, 16. Bro's 33. Life is beautiful. ]]
(Hey guys I'm not actually maga, my friend wanted me to troll as this for sillies @dStrides )

How are you people already perishing. Time for a crowdheal. Lift up your hands and bask in the ichor of the gods.

If you dont much mind taking a looksie at a few of my posts youll find yourself in the know! As for you bro youre just fit for this shindig as a spunky and silly looking unicorn guy im sure youd cut it up like no one else.

A weeklong festival celebrating a member of this planet's beloved pantheon of Creator gods. Interdimensional guests welcome. Transportation provided all gratis.

Good morning, spunky little horse thing.
(( I've been roleplaying eggs for at LEAST 11 years now. That's terrifying to think about. I only know that because I've been a trans woman for 10 years since January and I'm pretty sure I wasn't yet when I picked this guy up. Sometimes I just want to be a lesbian on main but my main is A MAN !!! Ugh. I finally had to make a troll oc for me to be gay through. Here's to another decade of being gay and cringe I guess, lol ♡◇♧♤
Maybe I should try doing video essays. Is this a good 'video essayist' pose? Do I look like I could ramble vor an extended period ov time on a specivic subject? Y/N? https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/c48v65811ab9.png
how fast i rEcognizEd your pfps artstylE https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-29_204511438.png
THE WAYS OF THE HATER ARE MYSTERIOUS AND IMPOSSIBLE TO UNDERSTAND AT TIMES. IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD TAKE IT AS A SIGN YOUR POPULARITY IS GROWING! AFTER ALL, EVERY GOOD CELEBRITY NEEDS THEIR UNCEASING NAYSAYERS!
WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW FAST MY POPULARITY IS RISING. I THINK THIS CALLS FOR ME TO THANK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS INDIVIDUALLY IN A SINGULAR CHITT! AHEM. @eB , @alacritousCadaver , @apocalypticLight , @timidTechnologist , @obvertSoftware , @tipsyGnostalgic , @agamemnonsTheory , @warioepicFan , @dichotomousDecency , @computerizedCarcinogen , @pomniJester , AND LAST (BUT MOST CERTAINLY NOT LEAST), @citrineTectrix ! FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY SKELETAL HEART THAT I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE, THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT!
THANK you. some PeoPLe just have no tact! ./

You would be utterly bowled over by the lack of restraint around bodily fluids these animals are comfortable with.




















