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AW FUCK IT I'LL GO. JUST FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES. #IWANTCANDY #ERIDANWEEK #IMCOMING

wwho wwants candy you wwant candy #iwwantcandy #eridanwweek #night5 #fivvenightsateridanwweek

Thirty minutes to #IWANTCANDY.
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◥▶◀◤ —> Prepare for your feeds to feature muscularity never before thought possible.

hehe, i mean thats nice too!

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[[ CHARACTER INTRO ! HUZZAH ! Yet another Bro Strider. From a NONSBURB/HUMANSTUCK au. One of the only Bros who has been to therapy. #mandated. Still a fucked up guy but you know. Dave is like, 16. Bro's 33. Life is beautiful. ]]
(Hey guys I'm not actually maga, my friend wanted me to troll as this for sillies @dStrides )

How are you people already perishing. Time for a crowdheal. Lift up your hands and bask in the ichor of the gods.

If you dont much mind taking a looksie at a few of my posts youll find yourself in the know! As for you bro youre just fit for this shindig as a spunky and silly looking unicorn guy im sure youd cut it up like no one else.

A weeklong festival celebrating a member of this planet's beloved pantheon of Creator gods. Interdimensional guests welcome. Transportation provided all gratis.

Good morning, spunky little horse thing.
(( I've been roleplaying eggs for at LEAST 11 years now. That's terrifying to think about. I only know that because I've been a trans woman for 10 years since January and I'm pretty sure I wasn't yet when I picked this guy up. Sometimes I just want to be a lesbian on main but my main is A MAN !!! Ugh. I finally had to make a troll oc for me to be gay through. Here's to another decade of being gay and cringe I guess, lol ♡◇♧♤
Maybe I should try doing video essays. Is this a good 'video essayist' pose? Do I look like I could ramble vor an extended period ov time on a specivic subject? Y/N? https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/c48v65811ab9.png
THE WAYS OF THE HATER ARE MYSTERIOUS AND IMPOSSIBLE TO UNDERSTAND AT TIMES. IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD TAKE IT AS A SIGN YOUR POPULARITY IS GROWING! AFTER ALL, EVERY GOOD CELEBRITY NEEDS THEIR UNCEASING NAYSAYERS!
So fucking truuue
WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW FAST MY POPULARITY IS RISING. I THINK THIS CALLS FOR ME TO THANK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS INDIVIDUALLY IN A SINGULAR CHITT! AHEM. @eB , @alacritousCadaver , @apocalypticLight , @timidTechnologist , @obvertSoftware , @tipsyGnostalgic , @agamemnonsTheory , @warioepicFan , @dichotomousDecency , @computerizedCarcinogen , @pomniJester , AND LAST (BUT MOST CERTAINLY NOT LEAST), @citrineTectrix ! FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY SKELETAL HEART THAT I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE, THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT!

(( the most bngr thing sm1 cld do, the playing into the bit and keeping it a fun good time. That hispanic cronus comment still takes me out
((this is an insane energy to have as a person but also really fucking funny. keep doing this. thats amazing

Ugh 4 real. and then when U tell them that they just assume Ur candy red anyway

THANK you. some PeoPLe just have no tact! ./

You would be utterly bowled over by the lack of restraint around bodily fluids these animals are comfortable with.












