Pro tip: When you find old books written in dead tongues, you should always make every attempt to read any eye-catching excerpts out loud to the best of your ability. This will help build your understanding of the language as well as cause very cool and exciting things to happen. This activity is best performed during the night, particularly on a full moon, and lighting candles or offering a blood sacrifice often greatly increase chances of seeing awesome shit occur that could never have any negative consequences.
I'm sorry to hear your experience with cool shit hasn't met your expectations. Have you considered shutting the fuck up about it?
Sorry to hear that. You may want to consider alternative options, such as minding your own business, or possibly giving less fucks. If neither of these options are feasible or appealing to you, I would be happy to cast a hex to make the decision for you.